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not an expert in politics but at least bad timing from boris to come out of the eu, it seems that they will be the ones paying us for this plague |
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hope you feel alright dan |
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is this the guy who makes eating noises in your office, in which case, win |
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why are we still admitting americans, jesus christ these churchy handrail lickers will be the death of us |
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one of the guys who works the night shift here was just showing me photos of Apocalypse Tesco - no milk, pasta, rice, eggs and people are literally brawling for toiletries. what hast we become o brexit britain |
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coronavirus update: the guys that run the liquor store were running around like chickens with their heads cut off; hustling to restock the shelves... however, it did not seem like they were having any problems acquiring enough product to meet demands |
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there's been so much backpedaling on this shit -- and i don't just mean trump going from "it's a democratic hoax! a media witch hunt!" to "it's really bad." i mean the CDC going 250 -- no, wait, 50... no, 10! all the state governors saying "i'm going out to eat tonight, restaurants will not be closing" and then being all "we're closing all bars and restaurants" under twelve hours later. i don't think they're going to do a national shelter-in-place if it gets really bad, but the governor's denying a statewide shelter-in-place, which means we will get exactly that unless things slow down. so that's the point where you go from being "i could last two weeks just fine after all the stuff i've just bought" to "i think i just heard trump say july or august." i suppose the grocery stores will still be there, but i am debating whether i should make another run on the weed dispensary, because i have no idea whether they'd let those places stay open if statewide shelter-in-place hit. i suspect they'd let liquor stores stay open to keep people sedated in their homes, however, and ideally, that would extend to dispensaries too. i also suppose they have medical reasons for remaining open, nice, ok. but would they limit it to medical only, and no recreational? so many variables. |
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https://twitter.com/thevirologist/status/1238227100521369600 |
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hahaha fuck, i just received a "health alert" on pinterest... there's a link to WHO Advice, Healthy Meals and Comforting Words, which may as well be that "hang in there" cat on the washing line. fuck off pinterest, you can shove yr Comfort up yr electronic arse |
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Our water not working. Im out in the street, trying to check the meter in my pyjamas and the lady from across the street calls me “hey, do youuu like chilli sauce?” “Yes chilli sauce is great!” “Come inside, I have chill sauce for you.” I shouldve said no but my brain doesn’t work properly for at least an hour after waking up, so I went in. Her dogs are all over me, she’s up in my space. Next thing I know, Im standing on a chair getting chilli sauce from a high cupboard. Walked out there with 4 jars of chilli and a potential case of corona. |
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our infection rate is still relatively low on the list but the president has shut down the country, banned a bunch of countries from getting in, cancelled visas, closed schools and told everyone to do an elbow bump as a greeting. After his speech on Sunday night, shops were EMPTY. Glad we had the foresight to do our panic shopping before the president's speech. |
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Two guys just got in to a fist fight on the train because one coughed. It’s getting fun! |
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bully steps up to whimp: "you coughed?" whimp looking to the floor: "nah man, no, really, uhm" bully staring down whimp: "now i could swear i heard a cough" whimp starting to panic. clearing his throat. " i, i, was just hrmm, clearing my throat." bully raising voice: "oh we were clearing our throat?!" and so on... |
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haha |
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People are going proper mental. It's getting to feel like going to the toilet and eating fresh food is a subversive political act. |
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Working from home and listening to Lustmord. |
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we will have corona, global recession then fucking Brexit on top of that, the ultimate shit sandwich |
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wonder if they will declare martial law when people start dying in their thousands and people ram raid poundland |
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summary |
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couldn't hold it any longer... had to pick my nose. Was satisfying. |
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Im still scratching my arsehole and sniffing my fingers. Corona will not impede my personal freedoms |
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good for you, man. Keep on scratching, show that virus who's boss. |
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if my mum dies I think im just going to put her in the green wheelie bin If I die tell them to bury me in a cardboard box like Barbara Cartland |
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Make sure to flatten her down first like an old cereal box, she’ll take up a lot of space otherwise |
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if i get the sniffles i would like a viking funeral plz |
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Only shops that sell food are legally allowed to be open here now. Everything, everything else’s is closed until at least April 19th. |
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Are you still sniffing butts though? |
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The NHS is being bulldozed away to make room for a glorious tomorrow of privatisation |
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They’ve worked out how our immune system fights the virus. |
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Que chaqun balaye devant sa porte. |
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"We all live in the same country now: that of capitalism." - Bong Joon Ho |
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This situation is showing how selfish we are within our society. Me first, survival of the fittest. Capitalism will find a way to make money from this, capitalism doesn’t discriminate. |
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There's nothing wrong with self interest as long as you recognize who shares common interest with you, and who doesn't, and act accordingly. |
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you know what the loo roll situation reminded me of, you know when a pack of wildebeest disturb a crocodile and they all stampede and trample one another. Apparently police in Oregon have had to stop people calling 911 because they have run out of toilet roll, some real thickos around |
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I have noticed an effort by the media to turn this from a story about the failures of leadership and inherent structural problems within the neoliberal order, towards a story about some helpless, dumb and panicked people here and there, haha let's laugh at them. Not that I haven't fallen into this trap myself. |
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I guess its all inter related, my mum who is old and wizened reckons this wouldn't have happened quite as drastically back in her day, but who knows |
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40 years of cutting to the bone, 40 years of social atomisation and isolation, 40 years of a free market fundamentalist mentality that has come to dominate everything and changed from "success comes from competition" to an open endorsement of its corollary, "failures must be allowed to die naturally" |
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you have to wonder whats the breaking point, if there is one? they are going to bailout Richard Branson I bet you |
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just letting you know as someone watching up close, nhs staff mood is Quietly Furious |
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they must be stressed to high heavens |
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yeah, we're only a small satellite unit too, a&e must be fucking grim. and we're nowhere near the peak yet. me no likey |
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yeah heard they are expecting it to peak in june or july that's mental |
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LAZY_TITLE |
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Bad link. Btw I’m talking about people who raid shops and buy everything for example. I’m perfectly aware that looking after your physical and mental health is something positive and necessary for the well being of our society. |
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Not sure I fully grasp . |
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Other countries are doing it but sure, let's have a pop at Israel. |
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assuming the nsa and their partners haven't got even "better" at tracking you via satellite or cable tap, it takes 0.686 seconds for you to be automatically tagged for surveillance. under the TURBINE programme, your physical location is the tip of the iceberg. israel is just using different data points to determine who's tracked. dystopian az fuq |
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(followup to hobzesz link there not hyperflake) |
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