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made in china: novel virii from open-air markets selling vervet and civet meat |
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i love this track, quite like most of the corona album, really part of it is just nostalgia, some counselor at summer camp would play rhythm of the night to get us to hustle cleaning the cabin up -- it was still the era of sam goody and i knew i liked electronic music, but had a difficult time finding it |
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You did an imperialism. You did a sinophobia. You did a coronaphobia. You did a phobiazero. |
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I also really like Rhythm is a Dancer from the same era but it's not "topical", apparently. |
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music is the answer |
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i have a good story 4u. i was in college, 2005 or something, and i finished this track. i sent it to a guy who helped me out through my early years, dave wright of not breathing on AIM. "rhythm is a dancer" he replied "what" i replasked eventually it came out that this was a song -- oh, ok, my song sounds like some other song. but i actually still don't even know it that well, and i'm not sure if i even heard it after he explained it was some disco song. this was before youtube ~ spent ages on this my sophmore year of, er, "uni." apparently it sounds like rhythm is a dancer. i'd never heard (of) it before |
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while i'm on that era ~ dust on my |
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tony can i take over ur thred? ok |
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there was messing around in wave editors as a kid then a class with digital performer at school. i got digital performer at school and i learned you could pirate synthesizers off IRC and it literally changed my life. or, well, in between, i used acid 2.0, then fruity loops to make loops and acid 2.0, then impulse tracker because of some australian guy on IRC that now works for pixar, then nuendo, but that was too schmaltzy; pirated cubase sx and was happy as a pig in shit there for years. for a stretch i'd literally just spend friday night pirating plugins and then the weekend stoned and fucking with 'em. but that began to get confining. i've done that before, i've done that before, but also, i know this shit now, and instead of screwing around, i'm doing things to a compulsive level of thoroughness. it starts to feel tedious; dragging a weight around. so i started getting into hardware. for a year or three, i was quite terrible at it. people on AIM were all "what is this shit, where is what you were doing before" but instead of ages of FUSSY. FUCKING. EDITS i was just all dfghjdfhgj lol hardware. a few months into that phase some guy -- a guy i wound up with as roommates with via watmm, of all things -- loaned me a 606 and and MC-202, and, oh, ok, now that i have them both synced and my paws on both in diachronic tandem i see why people care about this so much i stuck with hardware, mostly, for a good number of years after that, but there were some odd melds now i dunno where i'm at. spent a year or two writing shit in milkytracker, crappiest tracker available, simply because it works on a shit laptop running linux. now i have some hardware again and i'm using my 10yo pirated plugins for some tracks but then just making crap in milky too. occasional live jams. goulash |
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i should fire up my copy of ableton from 2012 on my win xp music computer i got a tascam usb audio interface at a swapfest for forty dolla. for anyone else, they would flip because it doesn't windows 7-10. but, for me, yes, perfect fit. there is even a story behind its purchase. but i've done enough damage |
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rhythm is the answer music is a dancer |
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I used to sing that in school, rhythm is a dancer when it was out but changed the words to take the piss out of my friend sean rhythm is a dancer, seany gives you cancer seany gives you HIV seany give you rabies seany gives you babies that's why hes on ecstasy |
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That's quite good actually. |
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was gonna go back to china in june but that might be out the window now |
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Oh don't worry, you don't have to go to it, it's coming to you. 14 day incubation period. That's INSANE. If people are infectious before they're symptomatic, millions could already be infected. It's like someone found the monkey's paw and said "I wish this tight housing market would loosen up". |
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At least it isn't bubonic plague D'oh |
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at least isnt brixton station |
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did you guys see the movie Contagion (2011) good one, too many characters but that's how disaster movies go I liked Jude Law as the snake oil peddler, his character was great, almost too true to life, someone you'd see the wine moms reposting and liking on facebook |
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I hope I dont catch the Budweiser virus Ba da boom tsssh |
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No. Will keep an eye out for it, bound to turn up on tv. |
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Oh noes, who will make all those crappy plastic toys now!??! |
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I hope I don't catch the Heineken virus Arf arf |
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looks like you'll be carving your next buttplug out of a broomstick my friend |
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We'll see. The last one I bought came with a smuggled note saying "Please help, I am uighur Muslim in Chinese concentration camp, forced against my will to make your butt plug" - which I thought was a lovely touch and helped me cum that much harder. |
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Anyway, the Chinese will be fine. It's not as if they're famous for spitting everywhere or anything. |
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there might be loads of chinese, but china's really big, all they need to do is spread out a bit |
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a big candle would work too, I reckon a three wicker |
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then a crate fan the size of rhode island to blow all the smog over to japan |
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just saw a mountain of medical face masks at the drugstore |
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Hope I don’t catch the Tiger virus Hehehe |
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I think Corona uses the same bass patch as , the infamous Yamaha lately bass / solid bass. It's mixed more upfront in the whigfield. You hear it all over the place. |
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i get you know, old movie |
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making a lush dance tune like that back in the 1990s [of the Pre-Trump Era] - so little did they know about the dangers of the world wide web and so many dangers of the future. including dubturbo. |
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if I don't see belb on the sidebar im going to worry |
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terminal numbers? |
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don't fret, posting whigfield is an easy way to summon yr old pal belbface |
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i still fancy her |
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"China spent the crucial first days of the Wuhan coronavirus outbreak arresting people who posted about it online and threatening journalists" we're fucked |
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I do like their DIY S.O.S. Style hospital building, hopefully nick knowles is there. |
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Bu bu bu bu ... Trump did a Muslim ban!?!?!? |
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he is doing a benefit gig in Wuhan as we speak! |
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I h8 u |
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25 people dead already Jeezus |
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CDC confirms second US case of coronavirus and is monitoring 63 other possible infections 14 day incubation period means it's already everywhere and just starting to poke its head out |
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Sucks to be American, Every British potential case has been ruled to be just a flu or whatever. Get over here now Tony, it’s gonna be V for Vendetta in 20 years. |
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Thank gosh for brexit. England prevails |
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I was in a store and noticed that lady at the till looked sick. As do the person next to me, then I turned around and all I could see was Chinese people. I was surrounded, every time I heard high heels it was a Chinese lady, it was surreal. All I could think about was “are they ill? Am i fucked?”. Then I saw some sweets I liked and chilled a bit. |
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Typo long (sigh) |
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