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then of course the next day he's WFH saying his wife was under the weather |
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On Tuesday morning a pipe-smoking resident rolled his motorized wheelchair down one of the compound’s paved, tree-shaded paths. He said he did not believe covid-19 was there, and that restrictions were ”overblown.” "They’re having residents not have their meals (together) and gather in large groups. I think it’s already been blown out of proportion,” said the man, who declined to identify himself as he steered toward a crosswalk, adding that he “was heading out.” The man zoomed off to a congested strip of shops, cafes and restaurants in the Seattle suburb. ... The Gardens has advised residents to remain in their apartments and to isolate themselves from gatherings, McNamara said. “However, public health officials and the CDC have not put our facility under quarantine,” McNamara said. “Therefore, residents may leave the property if they wish to do so.” The man drove his scooter up 100th Avenue Northeast on Tuesday, zipping past apartment complexes, markets, bus stops and pedestrians. He passed a young woman in eyeglasses, a man jogging with his dog and another man bundled in a hat and gloves. He ultimately rolled into a smoke shop and bought a 16-ounce bag of pipe tobacco, said shop owner James Jeong, 52. Jeong said he has been meticulous about using sanitizer on his hands after every customer pays. But he was rattled that someone from a nursing home affected by covid-19 had come into his shop. “Oh my God,” he said as he stood behind the cash register. He politely added that he wished the residents would stay home for now. fuck everyone else, as long as i get mine. no wonder roger wilco likes trump so much |
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i sneezed twice |
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uh oh, |
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what a stupid man |
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it aches behind my eyeballs especially when i look up do you guys think maybe it might be IT |
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shit I had a sinus ache today no joke, i think we are probably virus free, i reckon we might be feeling alot worse, could be asymptomatic i suppose |
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but on the bright side if you caught the corona you might make some good money cause there are people who have a fetish for killer viruses you know it makes them wet |
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do you get a runny nose after you eat |
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my wife has informed me that I do not have the corona, and further that my brain-pan is filled with fanciful ideas and chewing-gum |
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fuck if a virus is gone take this concrete lung motherfucker, i slap a virus in front of its broke ass moms |
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my man |
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i see major events getting canceled because of the coronavirus and i don't think it is a good idea because that's letting the coronavirus win #don'tsurrendertothecoronavirus |
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my wife has informed me that I do not have the corona, and further that my brain-pan is filled with fanciful ideas and chewing-gum my brain is filled with colorful yarn and fancy assorted buttons. my consciousness is a fancy cat in a top-hat, with a monocule to examine the relative quality of the yarn and buttons |
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good name for a braindance track. |
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half an hour to get in the supermarket |
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"You have no idea how many young people are here, I mean even 20-year-olds with no underlying conditions, in need of assisted breathing because of horrible pneumonia." Doctors share stories from inside the Italy coronavirus quarantine |
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if anyone cuts you in line, or, even better: 1) get in line; wait. 2) go into the store; buy everything sought after 3) exit the store and walk down the line, hawking your just-purchased items at 200% markup 4) once everything is sold, get back at the end of the line and repeat. time is money. |
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You know what the answer is? Open the borders! Let the fucking DOCTORS from Syria in to deal with this White Man Plague! |
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Ahahahahaha! I had a feeling that would get a 👏 MORE 👏 FUNDING 👏 FOR 👏 MOSQUES 👏 clapback from you. Inshallah. |
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I thought OPEN THE BORDERS was your answer to everything. Yet in this case it isn't. Funny that. Oh, Mr Trudeau, you've dropped a soiled hanky and a black-face pen. |
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“My mother would say to me, ‘Look for the helpers. You will always find people who are helping.’ To this day, especially in times of disaster, I remember my mother’s words, and I am always comforted by realizing that there are still so many helpers — so many caring people in this world.” - Fred Rogers Wilco |
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roger wilco do you have a mosque nearby can you hear the muezzin calling for you |
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Now is a good time to reflect upon Álláh and how Muslim Practice is world's best way to exist. Keep kissing the fucking floor and gathering en masse sharing duoah and practising mooduha. God willing we might get shot of you all within a generation, inshallah. |
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ok, my working place is closed until april 19th. nice. *rubbing hands* |
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rubbing doesn't help. you need to wash with soap and water whilst singing the full length of "in a gadda da vida" |
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i think it basically says: dont be an ass and get infected, playing it cool saves lives of those who are at risk. so with all the paranoia and fuss over a "flu", it is irresponsible to not take measures as hygiene and sometimes isolation seriously, so we dont lose too many elders and sick people. (even trump voters :( you know they have relatives too and might infect voters of the other guy. in my area (rhein/ruhr) schools & kindergardens are closed as of today. generally any other public event including soccer league is cancelled in germany. probably the best thing to do. if things like that happen in your area, remember its a precaution. supermarkets will not be closed like that. leave some toilet paper for the other folks alright? :) |
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I don't get the thing about buying up all the toilet paper. Every time I go in the shops more things are sold out; toilet roll, pasta, rice, tinned food.... it's kind of funny to get "creative" with what's left, some glace cherries and Bovril for example. |
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Girlfriends mum went to buy a new fridge freezer, apparently they are out of stock because people are panic buying them as well, fucking hell |
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ill go buy food tomorrow. curious how that will go like, since kindergardens, shools and universities will be closed for a month |
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I was just telling my mum, who always keeps an apocalyptic quantity of bog roll on hand, that she could be queen of her small town, sitting on a deck chair with a hyaena on a leash, receiving tribute from her subjects for a few squares at a time. |
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I feel genuinely a bit stressed now, |
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gonna be crowded i guess. probably more than the typical saturday. i expect mostly supermarkets to be flooded though. the parking lot was filled to the last slot. people who do their groceries by car seem to be the scared kind. havent seen any empty shelves yet the last two times i was out shopping over the past 2 weeks. but the gf saw a note on the toilet paper: "one per customer" last time we went shopping was two days ago. we bought fresh veggies and the odd 2 cans of tomatoes for pasta and one toilet paper pack and a half a kilo of goats cheese, which we already ate half of ^^ place was uncrowded and fully stocked. |
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don’t forget allah is the creator of the coronavirus too so you might be the next victim if you keep making wishes like that, mashallah |
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Oh and now the Evening Standard is saying that Mrs Trudeau has given Lung Aids to Britain's Black Conscience Idris Elba and "minority incredibly wealthy spotsman" Lewis Hamilton. You can't make this shit up. |
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The Beaver giveth, and The Beaver taketh away. |
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man on a motorized cart strikes again. keep it classy, amerca |
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someone said "people are 2 meals away from barbarism" its not even one meal nowadays |
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watching the first alien film. thats a creepy virus |
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whats fucked up these days is not the virus but the people. ridiculous |
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hell yeah hi-5 bro, I need a 6 month cooling off period before I can watch it again. |
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tsk tsk is there anything so debased as a man who disrespects the vintner's craft |
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crazy that both "die blechtrommel" and "alien" are from 1979. so different. both timeless masterpieces. the camera wandering around in alien in the beginning is marvellous. r. scott must have been inspired by tarkovsky |
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or kubrik |
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yeah people talk about the big set pieces like the chest burster but for me it's all the little connecting bits that make the movie, how much attention is paid to world and atmosphere building. The helmet in the beginning with lights from the screen reflecting on it, a nobody receiving a transmission. I've never seen Die Blechtrommel, because I am a peasant. adding it to the ol' watchlist |
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