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offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2020-03-22 22:22 [#02597784]
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benefoot up the arse
from the italian 'bene' meaning good,
but a pain in the arse


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2020-03-22 22:29 [#02597785]
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I assume you have something similar in the US, but the
people in the job centre here treat you like they have just
trood in dog shit and they are trying to wipe you off their
shoe, it doesn't occur to them they are in a demeaning
terrible job either they show no solidarity, they have no
empathy its remarkable where they find people with such
little humanity


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2020-03-22 22:31 [#02597786]
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like this they make it as uncomfortable and horrible as
possible, so people give up hope and don't apply, and they
have the cheek to call the people they are meant to serve
"customers"


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2020-03-22 22:39 [#02597789]
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i'm sure it will warm roger wilco's heart to hear that,
while, at times, i have been out of food and starving, but i
still haven't ever gone as far as to claim unemployment. too
much social interaction involved


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2020-03-22 22:41 [#02597792]
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yeah unless you want to be emotionally abused by someone who
thinks they are far superior to you, Id advice against it


 

offline Portnoy on 2020-03-23 06:07 [#02597807]
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Thanks for replying.

You have a valid concern. I hear ya.

But I think social distancing is a good idea not an
overreaction.


 

offline Roger Wilco from Mo's Beans on 2020-03-23 07:22 [#02597808]
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Glad to see someone with a bit of dignity *gives totally
non-homo, barely perceptible nod of approval
*


 

offline Portnoy on 2020-03-23 08:05 [#02597810]
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Yesterday in the shop I literally told a woman to get out of
my face. She walked away mumbling something incoherently.


 

offline Portnoy on 2020-03-23 08:08 [#02597811]
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It was in the queue for the sanitary wipes. We all stand in
line to get to the front. I get to the front of the
"sanitation station" and who then decides to share it with
me? This fucking woman.


 

offline Roger Wilco from Mo's Beans on 2020-03-23 08:23 [#02597812]
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People.are weird. Yesterday I went to a local park. I know
I know, but i figured if i don't go near anyone, and it's
all open plan, you don't have to go near anyone... so I find
a spot to sit down , ... 2, 2 fucking joggers doing their
circuits or whatever, all the room in the fucking world,
find it obligatory to run near past me. Everytime I look out
the window someone is fucking jogging. It's this conspicuous
"I need to make it apparent I need to keep healthy, which
explains all my specials allergies and intolerances. " As an
experiment I'm going to look out the window .... now.

OK there's no one, but I believe my point still stands.


 

offline Roger Wilco from Mo's Beans on 2020-03-23 08:29 [#02597813]
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I do think in the next 24 hours we're, in the UK, and at
least London and major cities, going to see a more robust
"lockdown".


 

offline Portnoy on 2020-03-23 08:31 [#02597814]
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You’re preaching to the choir here. I hate to sound
“negative” but some people are plain stupid.

It just takes common sense.


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2020-03-23 09:06 [#02597817]
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yeah everybody jogging, fucking cunts, at least here they
prohibited that too

i did a webinar in krav maga yesterday it was pretty cool


 

offline DADONCK from here on 2020-03-23 13:11 [#02597824]
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heres other good stuff
LAZY_TITLE


 

offline Monoid from one source all things depend on 2020-03-23 13:17 [#02597825]
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A new epidemiological study (preprint) concludes that the
mortality of Covid19 even in the Chinese city of Wuhan was
only 0.04% to 0.12% and thus rather lower than that of
seasonal flu, which has a mortality rate of about 0.1%. As a
reason for the overestimated mortality of Covid19, the
researchers suspect that initially only a small number of
cases were recorded in Wuhan, as the disease was probably
asymptomatic or mild in many people.

Wuhan study


 

offline Portnoy on 2020-03-23 13:34 [#02597826]
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Comfort reading for those dying in hospital right now.


 

offline Portnoy on 2020-03-23 13:34 [#02597827]
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You know who’s probably doing alright with this? Muslim
fundamentalist women. Been thinking about getting my wife a
burka and a pair of diving goggles.


 

offline Roger Wilco from Mo's Beans on 2020-03-23 15:13 [#02597834]
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Sure, if only their husbands weren't serial adulterers and
closet bummers.


 

offline Roger Wilco from Mo's Beans on 2020-03-23 15:45 [#02597835]
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It's funny how much religion makes sense if you just replace
the word "God" with "All your male relatives that
are a bit fruity and hate women
".


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2020-03-23 15:54 [#02597836]
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see also


 

offline Portnoy on 2020-03-23 15:56 [#02597837]
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Did not consider the buggering husbands. There goes that
theory.


 

offline Roger Wilco from Mo's Beans on 2020-03-23 15:57 [#02597838]
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Known only as Wang.


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2020-03-23 18:05 [#02597841]
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it is a solemn and sad day

that i saw coming; made another run yesterday. set for weeks


 

offline Portnoy on 2020-03-23 18:14 [#02597842]
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RSA on full army lockdown effective Thursday Midnight 👍


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2020-03-23 18:16 [#02597843]
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Rivest-Shamir-Adleman?


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2020-03-23 18:17 [#02597844]
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2048-bit lockdown
FBI unable to crack.


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2020-03-23 18:29 [#02597845]
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LAZY_TITLE

after weeks of saying no, no, we won't do that, we does-es
it

i'm just going to go ahead and reference my previous post
and say that, so far, my "gut" has on the money.

new prediction: this week, new york city will fucking melt
the fuck down


 

offline umbroman3 from United Kingdom on 2020-03-23 18:37 [#02597847]
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Damn guys

My grandmother isn't doing well

My aunt just called an ambulance for her

She just had a pacemaker installed last week

She's 86

Shit sucks


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2020-03-23 18:41 [#02597848]
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:(


 

offline Portnoy on 2020-03-23 18:46 [#02597849]
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Sterkte


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2020-03-23 18:50 [#02597850]
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aww fuck, all the best to you and your family Umbro, keep us
updated


 

offline belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2020-03-23 19:08 [#02597852]
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shit is feeling more and more real. hope yr nan pulls
through umbro


 

offline belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2020-03-23 19:09 [#02597853]
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i swear, that fuckin followup... intended for umbro obvs


 

offline umbroman3 from United Kingdom on 2020-03-23 19:12 [#02597854]
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Thanks guys
The ambulance is taking fucking forever
They said to give her aspirin which seems to have worked, it
thins the blood apparently


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2020-03-23 19:35 [#02597858]
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the pragmatism of the NHS

best of luck umbro


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2020-03-23 19:37 [#02597859]
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i just read that the virus has eaten an italian worker my
age (40) at the european parliament in five days


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2020-03-23 19:40 [#02597860]
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/off to smoke the bathroom's moss


 

offline umbroman3 from United Kingdom on 2020-03-23 19:40 [#02597862]
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Thank you mo


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2020-03-23 19:49 [#02597866]
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I fell like we are all humans today and not just
nationalities, solidarity to my brothers and sisters *cock
in hand*


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2020-03-23 19:50 [#02597867]
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on a serious note couldn't see mum today cos I might have
been exposed to the virus


 

offline belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2020-03-23 20:01 [#02597868]
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yeah my mam n stepdad are isolating themselves, didn't get
to see them on sunday. just making her a few youtube
playlists to cheer her up


 

offline umbroman3 from United Kingdom on 2020-03-23 20:53 [#02597872]
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Did you just see boris on telly? Pretty much total lockdown
on the way


 

offline belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2020-03-23 21:09 [#02597873]
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nah missed it but i'll have a look now. i got the news i'm
"high risk" today (whatever that means) so i've got to stay
in for the foreseeable future


 

offline belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2020-03-23 21:29 [#02597874]
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"In this fight we can be in no doubt that each and every
one of us is directly enlisted. Each and every one of us is
now obliged to join together. To halt the spread of this
disease. To protect our NHS and to save many many thousands
of lives,” he said.


to protect our nhs you might want to stop selling bits off
to the highest bidder, you tousle-haired billionaire
fellator


 

offline umbroman3 from United Kingdom on 2020-03-23 21:49 [#02597876]
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Hehe


 

offline umbroman3 from United Kingdom on 2020-03-23 21:50 [#02597877]
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That sucks


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2020-03-24 01:08 [#02597886]
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i got the news i'm "high risk" today (whatever that
means) so i've got to stay in for the foreseeable
future


it means if they let you near a copy of goldwave, you might
destroy england, so they can't let you out


 

offline belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2020-03-24 01:29 [#02597887]
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heh, how do i turn viral dna into 4-bar loops


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2020-03-24 01:32 [#02597888]
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VST/CRISPR


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2020-03-24 02:54 [#02597889]
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maya has had an epileptic seizure, just came back from
animal's emergency with valium in case she has another, now
shes sleeping, 90% was an ischemia considering the heart
murmum she has, but it could also be brain cancer, in that
case i know already they wont operate her, will go to her
vet tomorrow to know better.


 


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