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         |  Hyperflake
             from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2020-01-24 20:04 [#02593774] Points: 31541 Status: Lurker | Followup to RussellDust: #02593772
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 | shit! scary stuff, worst time for it to occur just before Chinese new year, loads of mobile people
 
 
 
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         |  belb
             from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2020-01-24 20:25 [#02593778] Points: 6495 Status: Lurker
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 | i don't know about deez chineez but i was convinced i was being tailed home by teams of orthodox jews once. it was
 really weird, they were doing front-and-follow shit like in
 the wire... paranoia kicked in and i got lost trying to
 shake them, was walking for hours. i was on a lot of drugs
 though (natch). maybe umbro knows what the fuck was going
 on, cos i don't
 
 jews: im confus
 
 
 
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         |  EpicMegatrax
             from Greatest Hits on 2020-01-25 01:02 [#02593797] Points: 25602 Status: Regular
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 | i had a similar moment today, then laughed at myself for getting caught up in it all. when umbro is all "25 people
 dead already, jeezus" i am wondering if he is serious or
 not. according to wikipedia, typhoid fever killed 150k
 people in 2015 -- down from 181k in 1990.
 
 i am about as scared of coronovirus as i am slamming my toe
 into a doorframe in the dark: i don't want it, it will be
 unpleasant, but in the grand scheme of things it's pretty
 irrelevant
 
 not to trivialize 25 deaths, just feel a real disconnect
 between panic over this and century-old illnesses that kill
 thousands on a daily basis
 
 
 
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             from Greatest Hits on 2020-01-25 01:03 [#02593798] Points: 25602 Status: Regular
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 | (re: then I turned around and all I could see was Chinese people)
 
 
 
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         |  Tony Danza
             from the river to the sea on 2020-01-25 01:37 [#02593799] Points: 3803 Status: Lurker
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 | Anyone who mocks the virus is going to die from the virus. 
 (don't blame me, I don't make the rules of irony, I just
 enforce them)
 
 
 
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         |  EpicMegatrax
             from Greatest Hits on 2020-01-25 01:45 [#02593800] Points: 25602 Status: Regular
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 | bet you $100 i don't die from coronavirus 
 payment via paypal.
 
 
 
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         |  Tony Danza
             from the river to the sea on 2020-01-25 01:56 [#02593801] Points: 3803 Status: Lurker | Followup to EpicMegatrax: #02593800
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 | Your punishment is: Incredible Death 
 
 
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         |  EpicMegatrax
             from Greatest Hits on 2020-01-25 02:03 [#02593803] Points: 25602 Status: Regular
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 | that sounds like a name for a hot sauce and i love hot sauce 
 
 
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         |  EpicMegatrax
             from Greatest Hits on 2020-01-25 02:04 [#02593804] Points: 25602 Status: Regular
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 | make incredible death for great china new year 
 
 
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         |  Indeksical
             from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2020-01-25 08:01 [#02593813] Points: 10672 Status: Lurker | Show recordbag
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 | Of course France has it, they’re nearly as lucky as people from Yorkshire.
 
 
 
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         |  Indeksical
             from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2020-01-25 08:01 [#02593814] Points: 10672 Status: Lurker | Show recordbag
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 | Mucky! 
 
 
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         |  Indeksical
             from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2020-01-25 08:02 [#02593815] Points: 10672 Status: Lurker | Followup to RussellDust: #02593772 | Show recordbag
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 | What sweets? 
 
 
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         |  umbroman3
             from United Kingdom on 2020-01-25 10:11 [#02593818] Points: 6123 Status: Lurker
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 | The tv said 26 deaths Pretty sad
 
 
 
 
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         |  Hyperflake
             from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2020-01-25 10:52 [#02593819] Points: 31541 Status: Lurker | Followup to umbroman3: #02593818
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 | yeah its likely to be quite a bit higher, I think it will peter out, well I hope so, the media love a bit of scare
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         |  mohamed
             from the turtle business on 2020-01-25 19:53 [#02593831] Points: 31593 Status: Regular | Show recordbag
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 | Non dovevi usare la ferrari Roman 
 
 
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         |  DADONCK
             from here on 2020-01-26 22:45 [#02593889] Points: 3680 Status: Lurker
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 | LAZY_TITLE 
 
 
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         |  umbroman3
             from United Kingdom on 2020-01-26 22:50 [#02593890] Points: 6123 Status: Lurker | Followup to DADONCK: #02593889
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 | Thats fuced up 
 
 
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         |  Tony Danza
             from the river to the sea on 2020-01-27 02:29 [#02593910] Points: 3803 Status: Lurker
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 | "Sometimes man advances so quickly that the wilderness reappears behind him. The forest has only bent underneath
 his feet; as soon as he has passed, it recovers. It is not
 rare, when passing through the new states of the West, to
 encounter abandoned dwellings in the middle of the woods;
 often one discovers the debris of a hut in the deepest
 solitude, and one is astonished to come across partial
 clearings which attest at once to human power and human
 inconstancy. The ancient forest is not slow to push up new
 shoots among the abandoned fields, over the day-old ruins;
 animals retake possession of their empire: laughing, nature
 comes to cover over the vestiges of man with green branches
 and flowers, and hastens to make his ephemeral traces
 disappear."
 
 Alexis de Tocqueville, Democracy in America
 
 
 
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         |  Roger Wilco
             from Mo's Beans on 2020-01-28 12:19 [#02593951] Points: 2285 Status: Regular
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 | Someone invited me out for a Chinese on Sunday and I had to be a bit racist and ask if it was alright if we went
 to the Italian nearby.
 
 
 
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         |  EpicMegatrax
             from Greatest Hits on 2020-01-29 03:49 [#02593987] Points: 25602 Status: Regular
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 | Dr. Paul Offit, a pediatric infectious disease expert at the Perelman School of Medicine at the University of
 Pennsylvania, said that when someone on a plane is found to
 have influenza, fellow passengers are not quarantined.
 "We don't do this for the flu, and it's known to cause
 30,000 deaths in the US every year," he said.
 
 Schaffner, however, said that this virus is different from
 the flu, because there are so many unknowns about how easily
 it spreads. In addition, even though it appears unwarranted,
 there is more public anxiety about the Wuhan coronavirus
 than about the flu.
 
 "This virus is new, mysterious, strange, and from over there
 in some exotic place," he said. "The psychology here is very
 different."
 
 CNN reports on the logistics of dealing with a plane full of
 240 people en-route from wuhan to the US ~ LAZY_TITLE
 
 
 
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         |  wavephace
             from off the chain on 2020-01-29 05:30 [#02593989] Points: 3098 Status: Lurker
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 | My Chinese friends tell me the worst part of all this coronavirus business is the constant barrage of racist bat
 soup jokes they're forced to suffer. Who fucking cares, I'd
 eat a fuckin bat, I'll try anything once. I'd rather have a
 real traditional bat dish than whatever the fuck it is in
 Count Chocula
 
 
 
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         |  EpicMegatrax
             from Greatest Hits on 2020-01-29 05:40 [#02593990] Points: 25602 Status: Regular
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 | i can imagine you rehearing this post in your bathroom, glossing over the fact that your 'chinese friends' consist
 of some guy who replied to your reddit post once
 
 
 
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         |  wavephace
             from off the chain on 2020-01-29 05:46 [#02593991] Points: 3098 Status: Lurker
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 | I guess that makes your imagination overactive then 
 
 
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         |  DADONCK
             from here on 2020-01-29 23:05 [#02594007] Points: 3680 Status: Lurker
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 | LAZY_TITLE 
 
 
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         |  belb
             from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2020-01-29 23:44 [#02594008] Points: 6495 Status: Lurker | Followup to DADONCK: #02594007
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 | ahahaha the bit where his legs disappear 
 
 
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         |  EpicMegatrax
             from Greatest Hits on 2020-01-30 00:49 [#02594009] Points: 25602 Status: Regular | Followup to DADONCK: #02594007
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 | aaah what's that track he stole sounds like YMO but i could swear it's actually something
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         |  EpicMegatrax
             from Greatest Hits on 2020-01-30 00:51 [#02594010] Points: 25602 Status: Regular
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 | is it an anime theme i think 
 
 
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         |  wavephace
             from off the chain on 2020-01-30 01:36 [#02594011] Points: 3098 Status: Lurker
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 | It's Rydeen and it's not stealing it's sampling which is a legitimate artform
 
 
 
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         |  wavephace
             from off the chain on 2020-01-30 01:39 [#02594012] Points: 3098 Status: Lurker
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 | Of course Viper is "stealing": EpicMegatrax's unconscious bias on display
 
 
 
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         |  mohamed
             from the turtle business on 2020-01-30 11:15 [#02594024] Points: 31593 Status: Regular | Show recordbag
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 | people reacting like they're animists 
 
 
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         |  Tony Danza
             from the river to the sea on 2020-01-30 12:09 [#02594026] Points: 3803 Status: Lurker | Followup to mohamed: #02594024
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 | Interesting. 
 
 
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         |  RussellDust
             on 2020-01-30 22:14 [#02594047] Points: 16155 Status: Lurker | Followup to Tony Danza: #02594026
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 | Care to elaborate on your interest, porridge pants? 
 
 
 
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         |  belb
             from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2020-01-30 22:21 [#02594049] Points: 6495 Status: Lurker
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 | ahahaha porridge pants, i'm nicking that 
 all the possibly plagueified britons are being dumped in the
 wirral apparently, hope they don't infect hyperflake
 
 
 
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         |  Tony Danza
             from the river to the sea on 2020-01-30 22:35 [#02594050] Points: 3803 Status: Lurker | Followup to RussellDust: #02594047
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 | well fungus feet it's like this: he seems to be implying that we're ascribing agency to the virus as though it had a
 spirit, which is an intriguing observation, and makes me
 think of ebola chan
 
 
 
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         |  Tony Danza
             from the river to the sea on 2020-01-30 22:36 [#02594051] Points: 3803 Status: Lurker
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 | (I'm sorry, I cannot top porridge pants, I'm bodied) 
 
 
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         |  EpicMegatrax
             from Greatest Hits on 2020-01-31 00:09 [#02594053] Points: 25602 Status: Regular
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 | fuddy duddy ghetto body 
 
 
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         |  Hyperflake
             from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2020-01-31 16:27 [#02594093] Points: 31541 Status: Lurker
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 | LAZY_TITLE 
 walking distance from where I live, im sure everything will
 be alright, well I hope so
 
 
 
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         |  Tony Danza
             from the river to the sea on 2020-01-31 17:51 [#02594102] Points: 3803 Status: Lurker
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 | hope you're ok, sorry guys I just wanted an excuse to post that track (sheepishly holding monkey's paw behind back)
 
 
 
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         |  EpicMegatrax
             from Greatest Hits on 2020-02-04 21:45 [#02594315] Points: 25602 Status: Regular
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 | i think i have a coronavirus but not the coronavirus
 
 slept through about 18 of 20 hours up to 3pm and feel much
 better
 i would have kept sleeping but i was worried about being
 able to sleep tonight, and i had to get some work done
 i am hoping i can go back to the office tomorrow
 
 
 
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         |  belb
             from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2020-02-04 22:12 [#02594318] Points: 6495 Status: Lurker
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 | i am hoping i can go back to the office tomorrow 
 this is a Sad Sentence
 
 
 
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         |  EpicMegatrax
             from Greatest Hits on 2020-02-04 22:20 [#02594320] Points: 25602 Status: Regular
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 | still beats the piss out of getting 40 quid on bandcamp for something i spent weeks on
 
 
 
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         |  belb
             from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2020-02-04 22:25 [#02594321] Points: 6495 Status: Lurker
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 | it's the life of a true artist, one who hasn't monetized his beatz for The Man, man
 
 
 
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         |  EpicMegatrax
             from Greatest Hits on 2020-02-04 22:26 [#02594322] Points: 25602 Status: Regular
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 | i'm still paying off debts from that stage of my, ahem, career
 
 
 
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         |  EpicMegatrax
             from Greatest Hits on 2020-02-04 22:45 [#02594323] Points: 25602 Status: Regular
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 | i do have significantly complex feelings on this. 2009-13 was probably my best run, musically. i was work-from-home
 consulting and able to put around four days a week into
 music. i'd already amassed a decent amount of gear from
 previous jobs, and promptly tried really, really hard. i put
 every spare cent i had into it, not so much purchasing gear,
 but working on music on spec instead of work i was being
 paid hourly for. then my obsession with music was in no
 small part responsible for the end of a five-year
 relationship, and i no longer had anyone to split rent with,
 in addition to being an emotional wreck for months. because
 of being an emotional wreck, well, i didn't exactly melt
 down at work, but i definitely did a lot less well, and they
 eventually decided they didn't need me anymore. so then i'm
 out a job, too. then my dad begins dying of cancer. i manage
 to find a really cush gig, working at home while living for
 next to nothing in cape cod, and, promptly, my dad gets
 worse, and by the time that ends he's gone and i'm a mess
 again. two years of moving from place to place, getting
 evicted, because i'm having trouble finding a proper job and
 uber doesn't particularly pay the bills. and i'm gutted over
 my dad. still am. i still manage to put out a bunch of stuff
 via tracker, mostly for myself, but i was hoping to get a
 bit more attention for that level of effort. didn't happen
 
 i've been in my current place for about a year, now, solid
 salary job for about a year and a half, and i've paid off my
 credit cards, some friends, mostly just filling out the last
 few $k in back taxes at this point. my commute is shit, but
 the people at work are nice and they depend on me and that
 is actually reasonable motivation.
 
 it's tiring, long hours, and i don't have much time for
 music. that bothers me. i've managed to buy some gear again,
 but with stabbing panic, i think: i'm never going to do that
 to myself again. my life has to be squared up before i can
 fap around on my synths all day
 
 
 
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         |  EpicMegatrax
             from Greatest Hits on 2020-02-04 22:48 [#02594324] Points: 25602 Status: Regular
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 | anyways, i will always be writing music, but i feel like the whole "i'm an artist and i put everything into it" is a
 childish denial of economic reality. you can put everything
 into it, as long as that everything includes paying the
 bills, saving a bit... because, if it doesn't, eventually,
 you will be fucked and worried about sleeping in your car
 
 
 
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         |  EpicMegatrax
             from Greatest Hits on 2020-02-04 22:58 [#02594325] Points: 25602 Status: Regular
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 | belb, i know you're probably just kidding. but i've been stewing on it all recently
 
 
 
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         |  belb
             from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2020-02-04 23:02 [#02594326] Points: 6495 Status: Lurker
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 | yeah i'm just funnin ya man. it's only because of circumstance that i'm not sucking the corporate peenur.
 though if i wasn't locked down (ish) i'd be working on music
 and art all day long... it's just that i'm paying out about
 1/4 of my minimal benefits to store all my worldly
 possessions. books, chairs, stereo, pc, cds, vinyl etc. the
 situation doesn't leave enough for a laptop and therefore
 i'm just a consumer not a producer. hoping to swing it the
 other way asap. fuck a job, nobody in their right mind would
 cut me a paid dealie anyway
 
 
 
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         |  belb
             from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2020-02-04 23:12 [#02594327] Points: 6495 Status: Lurker
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 | i'm hoping to volunteer for the rspca or cats protection league soon but you have to keep it under 16 hour per week
 if yr claiming benefits. once i'm under a treatment order in
 the community i'll be getting a lot more cash so i'll be
 able to get back into all the creative shit but i don't
 romanticize the starving artist thingi. i still want to have
 something to do so i don't forget how to interactwith other
 humans. and cats
 
 
 
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         |  belb
             from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2020-02-04 23:15 [#02594328] Points: 6495 Status: Lurker
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 | but just to keep it on topic, would be just my luck to succum to oriental plague before i can do shit
 
 
 
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         |  EpicMegatrax
             from Greatest Hits on 2020-02-04 23:21 [#02594330] Points: 25602 Status: Regular
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 | it's just that i'm paying out about 1/4 of my minimal benefits to store all my worldly possessions. books, chairs,
 stereo, pc, cds, vinyl etc. the situation doesn't leave
 enough for a laptop and therefore i'm just a consumer not a
 producer.
 
 yes, i think this is a valid point. to work on music you
 need a certain minimum of equipment, a place to keep it all,
 time, and other things like food and weed. these things all
 cost money, and if you fall behind on it, it rapidly
 cascades. rent is due and you have to sell off gear. you
 can't pay rent and now you have to find a new place to live,
 and scramble for money, leaving you with no time for music.
 i have this vague suspicion that, over the centuries, music
 was something you did holed up at winter, when there was
 nothing else to do. but, the other seasons, lots of
 work preparing for winter
 
 making tunes has a definite momentum to it. three hours of
 focused music time is not the same as three separate
 one-hour sessions. working on music every day, it builds.
 waiting until the weekend, less so. but it all gets flushed
 down the toilet if the bills aren't paid.
 
 so, tactically -- doesn't it make more sense to stick it
 out, write a bit here and there, try to arrange proper
 amounts of time down the road, that will be paid for in
 full?
 
 but, yes, still sneaking into the studio regularly anyways
 
 
 
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