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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2020-03-31 05:23 [#02598450]
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i've not heard much from the expected contingent point out that, now that we've shut 1/3 of the global economy down, smog is clearing out of the sky.
i do worry about someone taking some 12 monkeys inspiration out of this, if only because it would never work: look at the US, effectively saying "there are no more pollution controls anymore, please pollute all you can to save the economy." if you could nuke all the busy commerce, sure, the earth would recover. but it won't just go quietly
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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2020-03-31 05:36 [#02598451]
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also haven't heard much from the "kids are great, they will change your life" crowd recently
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belb
from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2020-03-31 08:07 [#02598452]
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and now our chef has gone off ill with it. if this thing is infectious before it's symptomatic (is it? or just in cough droplets?) we'll all have it. he's old and fat and wheezy as it is. not good, not good at all
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Roger Wilco
from Mo's Beans on 2020-03-31 08:48 [#02598453]
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Will China profit from the Coronavirus? (*spoiler*, it already has)
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Portnoy
on 2020-03-31 10:47 [#02598454]
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wife believes they fabricated it as a weapon, but I'm still holding out on that belief. IT does seem a little too convenient and tbh it does annoy me that the rest of the world is sitting in the dust of this thing while China is gallivanting back to "normalcy"
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Indeksical
from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2020-03-31 11:36 [#02598457]
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Nobody made this, it’s been a long time coming.
Of course a totalitarian state can get back to normal more quickly, their lockdown will have been far worse than the ones in any democratic country. Also they’re probably fudging their numbers to give the impression things are better than they are so they can pounce in the global leader shaped hole left by the US.
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Indeksical
from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2020-03-31 11:39 [#02598458]
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Those broad shoulders, that thick neck, the bossy tone with that accent.
I want her to admonish me for not social distancing properly while she grinds my pelvis to dust.
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Portnoy
on 2020-03-31 11:59 [#02598459]
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I tend to agree with you...she's being silly imo.....definitely they are in a much better situation with their gazzilion checkpoints and social control measures. Can't go anywhere without showing some form of id. Also, they've had a nice head start time wise to deal with it. Fucking hoping the rest of the world can bounce back.
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Tony Danza
from NAFO Suicide Hotline on 2020-03-31 14:51 [#02598460]
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it is targeting the testicles
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Tony Danza
from NAFO Suicide Hotline on 2020-03-31 14:52 [#02598461]
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oh boy that is not good. think uninfected thoughts
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Tony Danza
from NAFO Suicide Hotline on 2020-03-31 15:07 [#02598463]
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hm there may be something to that
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Hyperflake
from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2020-04-01 01:46 [#02598506]
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oh just great, now we get swollen bollocks before death
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Hyperflake
from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2020-04-01 11:17 [#02598520]
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tangentially related
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Portnoy
on 2020-04-01 12:29 [#02598521]
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Taiwan don't get enough cred. Fuck you, world.
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Hyperflake
from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2020-04-01 12:32 [#02598522]
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I hope after this more countries give the CCP a huge middle finger
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Portnoy
on 2020-04-01 12:35 [#02598523]
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unlikely, countries depend on them too much
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Hyperflake
from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2020-04-01 12:42 [#02598524]
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yeah they have this insidious effect on smaller countries around the world, sort of a more subtle imperialism
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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2020-04-01 14:43 [#02598526]
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LAZY_TITLE
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Tony Danza
from NAFO Suicide Hotline on 2020-04-01 15:18 [#02598527]
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it's like one of them there allegories
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Hyperflake
from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2020-04-01 16:31 [#02598529]
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aww
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Hyperflake
from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2020-04-01 17:18 [#02598532]
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the takeover
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mohamed
from the turtle business on 2020-04-01 20:22 [#02598535]
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LAZY_TITLE
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Hyperflake
from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2020-04-01 20:33 [#02598541]
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why do these arseholes all look the same?
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umbroman3
from United Kingdom on 2020-04-01 20:40 [#02598542]
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Robbing cars? Go ahead. Coughing? Lock him up. Typical uk police.
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umbroman3
from United Kingdom on 2020-04-01 20:55 [#02598543]
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https://youtu.be/p4xsk-SMA_8
Hitchens vs piers morgan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hVmb51qNthg
Nigel farage questioning the lockdown
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Hyperflake
from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2020-04-02 01:10 [#02598545]
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Umbro just follow government advice. stay in and listen to your government mandated video at least once ever 24 hours to keep your fettle up
for your health
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Hyperflake
from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2020-04-02 01:50 [#02598547]
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patient zero?
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belb
from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2020-04-02 02:11 [#02598548]
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interesting. so were the researchers intentionally splashed with bat blood and piss, to test transmissibility maybe? or was it just shoddy practices at the lab? were the lab's bats taken from the market, or independently collected? was the market even involved?
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belb
from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2020-04-02 02:12 [#02598549]
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(followup to hyperflake's vid not umbro)
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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2020-04-02 02:15 [#02598550]
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the bat blood and piss was actually a message from god
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Hyperflake
from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2020-04-02 02:20 [#02598551]
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yeah that id like to know, i assume they got lazy with protocols. i guess handling bats is difficult, im not saying this is 100% the origin of the pandemic, but it seems very logical to me, virology lab, bats, wuhan occams razor really
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belb
from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2020-04-02 02:22 [#02598552]
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i will Guide my hands to my balls
Guard them from this holy plague
and Groom my pubes in the meantime
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Hyperflake
from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2020-04-02 02:22 [#02598553]
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Yeah its this sort of thing why America will ultimately suffer quite bad, we have our fair share of idiots here who read the daily mail, but there are millions of Americans who are indoctrinated by Fox News and their local pastor everyday
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Hyperflake
from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2020-04-02 02:23 [#02598554]
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Im guessing those people in the lab were secretly messing around with virus's to create a biological weapon
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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2020-04-02 02:25 [#02598555]
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never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.
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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2020-04-02 02:26 [#02598556]
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Yeah its this sort of thing why America will ultimately suffer quite bad, we have our fair share of idiots here who read the daily mail, but there are millions of Americans who are indoctrinated by Fox News and their local pastor everyday
i believe epidemiologists refer to these people as "clusters"
(of fuck)
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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2020-04-02 02:33 [#02598557]
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meanwhile, a day after trump gets up and says "yeah, 100000 people will die, if everything goes perfectly" and less than 24hrs later they're busy gaslighting their drones to believe that trump absolutely never called the virus a hoax
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belb
from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2020-04-02 02:34 [#02598559]
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it's not beyond the realms of possibility, the uk have had chem / bio programmes on the sly for years (porton down etc) and i assume the chinese have too. seems likelier to have been an accident i'd say though. all very like the plot of the stand just without the 99.8% mortality rate and messianic visions
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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2020-04-02 02:34 [#02598560]
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there is so much stupid in the air, i'm having treble, er, sentences
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Hyperflake
from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2020-04-02 02:35 [#02598561]
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yeah its very true, one thing i would say is that if the virus is endemic in the bat population you would expect a plague like this to have happened before had, i assume the Chinese have been eating bats for thousands of years, so why the sudden jump/human transmit-ability is so high. I wouldnt put it past them meddling where they shouldn't be, but yeah thats pure speculation on my part
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Hyperflake
from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2020-04-02 02:37 [#02598562]
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yeah i assume most large countries have some sort of bio weapons program sometimes under the guise of medical research
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Hyperflake
from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2020-04-02 02:38 [#02598563]
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i know its unreal isnt it, its like a stupid 1984
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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2020-04-02 02:39 [#02598564]
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treble is my name
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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2020-04-02 02:42 [#02598565]
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honestly, the current trump/pence gaslight campaign involves "chinese virus, it's china's fault" and i'd prefer it if we could please keep the focus on how trump refused to to take it seriously for months, thanks
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Hyperflake
from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2020-04-02 02:44 [#02598568]
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Cant see them keeping the economy closed for much longer, he will have all of corporate america breathing down his neck
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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2020-04-02 02:53 [#02598570]
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i actually imagine his meetings go more like "WHY CAN'T WE OPEN THAT ECONOMY BACK UP? THESE NUMBERS ARE KILLING ME! WE HAVE TO STOP THIS" and then sixteen people try to gently walk him back like a spoiled child being told, no, we are not going to the ice cream shoppe now
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Hyperflake
from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2020-04-02 03:17 [#02598576]
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didnt they do some really dodgy mutli trillion dollar bailout, with no congregational oversight where loads of the money will be funnelled back into his and his cronies shell companies,
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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2020-04-02 03:20 [#02598577]
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i don't think anyone really knows yet conventional wisdom applies: i'll believe it when i see a check
but, meanwhile, i'm sure some people are assuming they'll simply get a check soon, and there will be some obvious blowback when some do not
college students, no. elderly people who haven't filed taxes in a while, shit, we might miss you. meanwhile, it's already been made clear i, personally, will get nothing, because i make too much money. i wouldn't definite it as "too much" in my own personal terms, mind you, this is just what the govt. says.
also lost, and i think it's still true, for some people it will just be a loan against payroll taxes
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Hyperflake
from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2020-04-02 03:30 [#02598578]
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do you have decent medical insurance?
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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2020-04-02 03:41 [#02598580]
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as long as i still have a job, yes.
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