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offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2020-03-31 05:23 [#02598450]
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i've not heard much from the expected contingent point out
that, now that we've shut 1/3 of the global economy down,
smog is clearing out of the sky.

i do worry about someone taking some 12 monkeys inspiration
out of this, if only because it would never work: look at
the US, effectively saying "there are no more pollution
controls anymore, please pollute all you can to save the
economy." if you could nuke all the busy commerce, sure, the
earth would recover. but it won't just go quietly


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2020-03-31 05:36 [#02598451]
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also haven't heard much from the "kids are great, they will
change your life" crowd recently


 

offline belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2020-03-31 08:07 [#02598452]
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and now our chef has gone off ill with it. if this thing is
infectious before it's symptomatic (is it? or just in cough
droplets?) we'll all have it. he's old and fat and wheezy as
it is. not good, not good at all


 

offline Roger Wilco from Mo's Beans on 2020-03-31 08:48 [#02598453]
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Will China profit from the Coronavirus? (*spoiler*, it already has)


 

offline Portnoy on 2020-03-31 10:47 [#02598454]
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wife believes they fabricated it as a weapon, but I'm still
holding out on that belief. IT does seem a little too
convenient and tbh it does annoy me that the rest of the
world is sitting in the dust of this thing while China is
gallivanting back to "normalcy"


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2020-03-31 11:36 [#02598457]
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Nobody made this, it’s been a long time coming.

Of course a totalitarian state can get back to normal more
quickly, their lockdown will have been far worse than the
ones in any democratic country. Also they’re probably
fudging their numbers to give the impression things are
better than they are so they can pounce in the global leader
shaped hole left by the US.


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2020-03-31 11:39 [#02598458]
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Those broad shoulders, that thick neck, the bossy tone with
that accent.

I want her to admonish me for not social distancing properly
while she grinds my pelvis to dust.


 

offline Portnoy on 2020-03-31 11:59 [#02598459]
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I tend to agree with you...she's being silly
imo.....definitely they are in a much better situation with
their gazzilion checkpoints and social control measures.
Can't go anywhere without showing some form of id. Also,
they've had a nice head start time wise to deal with it.
Fucking hoping the rest of the world can bounce back.


 

offline Tony Danza from NAFO Suicide Hotline on 2020-03-31 14:51 [#02598460]
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it is targeting the testicles


 

offline Tony Danza from NAFO Suicide Hotline on 2020-03-31 14:52 [#02598461]
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oh boy that is not good. think uninfected thoughts


 

offline Tony Danza from NAFO Suicide Hotline on 2020-03-31 15:07 [#02598463]
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hm there may be something to that


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2020-04-01 01:46 [#02598506]
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oh just great, now we get swollen bollocks before death


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2020-04-01 11:17 [#02598520]
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tangentially related


 

offline Portnoy on 2020-04-01 12:29 [#02598521]
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Taiwan don't get enough cred. Fuck you, world.


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2020-04-01 12:32 [#02598522]
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I hope after this more countries give the CCP a huge middle
finger


 

offline Portnoy on 2020-04-01 12:35 [#02598523]
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unlikely, countries depend on them too much


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2020-04-01 12:42 [#02598524]
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yeah they have this insidious effect on smaller countries
around the world, sort of a more subtle imperialism


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2020-04-01 14:43 [#02598526]
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LAZY_TITLE


 

offline Tony Danza from NAFO Suicide Hotline on 2020-04-01 15:18 [#02598527]
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it's like one of them there allegories


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2020-04-01 16:31 [#02598529]
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aww


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2020-04-01 17:18 [#02598532]
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the takeover


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2020-04-01 20:22 [#02598535]
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LAZY_TITLE


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2020-04-01 20:33 [#02598541]
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why do these arseholes all look the same?


 

offline umbroman3 from United Kingdom on 2020-04-01 20:40 [#02598542]
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Robbing cars? Go ahead. Coughing? Lock him up. Typical uk
police.


 

offline umbroman3 from United Kingdom on 2020-04-01 20:55 [#02598543]
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https://youtu.be/p4xsk-SMA_8

Hitchens vs piers morgan

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hVmb51qNthg

Nigel farage questioning the lockdown


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2020-04-02 01:10 [#02598545]
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Umbro just follow government advice. stay in and listen to
your government mandated video at least once ever 24 hours
to keep your fettle up

for your health


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2020-04-02 01:50 [#02598547]
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patient zero?


 

offline belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2020-04-02 02:11 [#02598548]
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interesting. so were the researchers intentionally
splashed with bat blood and piss, to test transmissibility
maybe? or was it just shoddy practices at the lab? were the
lab's bats taken from the market, or independently
collected? was the market even involved?


 

offline belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2020-04-02 02:12 [#02598549]
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(followup to hyperflake's vid not umbro)


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2020-04-02 02:15 [#02598550]
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the bat blood and piss was actually a message from god


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2020-04-02 02:20 [#02598551]
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yeah that id like to know, i assume they got lazy with
protocols. i guess handling bats is difficult, im not saying
this is 100% the origin of the pandemic, but it seems very
logical to me, virology lab, bats, wuhan occams razor really



 

offline belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2020-04-02 02:22 [#02598552]
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i will Guide my hands to my balls

Guard them from this holy plague

and Groom my pubes in the meantime


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2020-04-02 02:22 [#02598553]
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Yeah its this sort of thing why America will ultimately
suffer quite bad, we have our fair share of idiots here who
read the daily mail, but there are millions of Americans who
are indoctrinated by Fox News and their local pastor
everyday


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2020-04-02 02:23 [#02598554]
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Im guessing those people in the lab were secretly messing
around with virus's to create a biological weapon


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2020-04-02 02:25 [#02598555]
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never attribute to malice that which can be adequately
explained by stupidity.


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2020-04-02 02:26 [#02598556]
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Yeah its this sort of thing why America will ultimately
suffer quite bad, we have our fair share of idiots here who
read the daily mail, but there are millions of Americans who
are indoctrinated by Fox News and their local pastor
everyday


i believe epidemiologists refer to these people as
"clusters"

(of fuck)


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2020-04-02 02:33 [#02598557]
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meanwhile, a day after trump gets up and says "yeah, 100000
people will die, if everything goes perfectly" and less than
24hrs later they're busy gaslighting their drones to believe
that trump absolutely never called the virus a hoax


 

offline belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2020-04-02 02:34 [#02598559]
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it's not beyond the realms of possibility, the uk have had
chem / bio programmes on the sly for years (porton down etc)
and i assume the chinese have too. seems likelier to have
been an accident i'd say though. all very like the plot of
the stand just without the 99.8% mortality rate and
messianic visions


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2020-04-02 02:34 [#02598560]
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there is so much stupid in the air, i'm having treble, er,
sentences


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2020-04-02 02:35 [#02598561]
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yeah its very true, one thing i would say is that if the
virus is endemic in the bat population you would expect a
plague like this to have happened before had, i assume the
Chinese have been eating bats for thousands of years, so why
the sudden jump/human transmit-ability is so high. I wouldnt
put it past them meddling where they shouldn't be, but yeah
thats pure speculation on my part



 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2020-04-02 02:37 [#02598562]
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yeah i assume most large countries have some sort of bio
weapons program sometimes under the guise of medical
research


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2020-04-02 02:38 [#02598563]
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i know its unreal isnt it, its like a stupid 1984


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2020-04-02 02:39 [#02598564]
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treble is my name


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2020-04-02 02:42 [#02598565]
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honestly, the current trump/pence gaslight campaign involves
"chinese virus, it's china's fault" and i'd prefer it if we
could please keep the focus on how trump refused to to take
it seriously for months, thanks


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2020-04-02 02:44 [#02598568]
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Cant see them keeping the economy closed for much longer, he
will have all of corporate america breathing down his neck


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2020-04-02 02:53 [#02598570]
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i actually imagine his meetings go more like "WHY CAN'T WE
OPEN THAT ECONOMY BACK UP? THESE NUMBERS ARE KILLING ME! WE
HAVE TO STOP THIS" and then sixteen people try to gently
walk him back like a spoiled child being told, no, we are
not going to the ice cream shoppe now


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2020-04-02 03:17 [#02598576]
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didnt they do some really dodgy mutli trillion dollar
bailout, with no congregational oversight where loads of the
money will be funnelled back into his and his cronies shell
companies,


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2020-04-02 03:20 [#02598577]
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i don't think anyone really knows yet
conventional wisdom applies: i'll believe it when i see a
check
but, meanwhile, i'm sure some people are assuming they'll
simply get a check soon, and there will be some obvious
blowback when some do not
college students, no. elderly people who haven't filed taxes
in a while, shit, we might miss you. meanwhile, it's already
been made clear i, personally, will get nothing, because i
make too much money. i wouldn't definite it as "too much" in
my own personal terms, mind you, this is just what the govt.
says.
also lost, and i think it's still true, for some people it
will just be a loan against payroll taxes


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2020-04-02 03:30 [#02598578]
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do you have decent medical insurance?


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2020-04-02 03:41 [#02598580]
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as long as i still have a job, yes.


 


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