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offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2020-03-26 05:18 [#02598047]
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offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2020-03-26 05:24 [#02598048]
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offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2020-03-26 05:25 [#02598049]
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offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2020-03-26 05:26 [#02598050]
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etc.
typical viral progression.


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2020-03-26 05:28 [#02598051]
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shit shit shit incoming fire


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2020-03-26 05:56 [#02598056]
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all night.


 

offline Portnoy on 2020-03-26 06:01 [#02598057]
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Be strong, elusive.


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2020-03-26 06:55 [#02598061]
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get tested


 

offline Portnoy on 2020-03-26 07:35 [#02598064]
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^^ what he said. Though the idea of sitting in a room full
of potentially infected people is not exactly enticing.


 

offline Portnoy on 2020-03-26 07:40 [#02598065]
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Just went out to buy some booze, cos from tomorrow, the sale
of alcohol is BANNED for 21 days. 10 Litres of Wine and 12
beers. Should be enough.


 

offline ijonspeches from 109P/Swift-Tuttle on 2020-03-26 08:02 [#02598067]
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seriously?!
thats kind of weird.
in all of quarantine i drank two margaritas,
on seperate nights.
gotta admit its rather untypical for me to drink at all
without the excuse of company though.



 

offline Portnoy on 2020-03-26 08:09 [#02598070]
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Think they’re worried about domestic abuse increasing or
sth with bored drunk husbands. Personally I don’t mind too
much, I can live without, but the wife was getting visibly
cranky at the idea of having nothing to drink. A cranky wife
is the last thing I need during lockdown :)


 

offline ijonspeches from 109P/Swift-Tuttle on 2020-03-26 09:14 [#02598071]
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dunno, if you were a drunk wife beater,
then youll just be a wife beater on withdrawl, right?

but yeah it might be the idea to prevent upcoming alcoholism
during this time of temporary or starting unemployment or
depression. if this also results in less alcoholic
aggrevated violence, fewer corona parties and drunk teenage
or adult pregnancies, less alcohol abuse, its a benefit
aswell.

its kind of sad to be thought of being that irresponsible
though.


 

offline Portnoy on 2020-03-26 09:36 [#02598074]
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Yes, exactly, could make it worse!

It is a little patronising, though I think the country needs
it. After the presidents first speech, closing schools and
telling people to keep a distance. No-one paid attention or
took it seriously. So they brought in the army to discipline
the country like a naughty child.

Mobile networks will also be implementing full tracking on
phones for the gov to monitor.


 

offline ijonspeches from 109P/Swift-Tuttle on 2020-03-26 10:06 [#02598076]
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while it might seem useful now to establish monitoring
or use military presence, it is exactly what must not
happen.
its opening the box of pandora.


 

offline Portnoy on 2020-03-26 10:44 [#02598077]
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I agree, it's a slippery slope. Next thing, Bill gates will
put chips in us and our every move/health status will be
tracked.


 

offline Roger Wilco from Mo's Beans on 2020-03-26 11:00 [#02598078]
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If they ban booze here I will kill myself. I'm not even
joking.


 

offline ijonspeches from 109P/Swift-Tuttle on 2020-03-26 11:05 [#02598079]
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shit, havent even thought about that,
but the technology is just ready to be used :(


 

offline ijonspeches from 109P/Swift-Tuttle on 2020-03-26 11:12 [#02598080]
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a few years back, actually its been 10 years already, when
it became mandatory to have a biometric pic on german health
insurance id cards. guess what the prankster dad of my
friend did? he sent in a picture of erich honnecker. it was
printed and used and we still have the card. he really was
something else.


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2020-03-26 11:51 [#02598081]
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some genius has put the fountain in sea mode LAZY_TITLE


 

offline umbroman3 from United Kingdom on 2020-03-26 17:36 [#02598098]
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seen my grandmother today for 5 minutes, had to keep a
distance. she's much better today. think she deffo wanted me
to stay longer but that seems like a bad idea


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2020-03-26 18:29 [#02598100]
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seems like im passing the ball to you EM in number of total
infection. still more than 8k deaths


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2020-03-27 00:52 [#02598120]
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nice one


 

offline umbroman3 from United Kingdom on 2020-03-27 11:22 [#02598133]
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omg boris has corona


 

offline DADONCK from here on 2020-03-27 12:18 [#02598135]
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So bojo has the rona, it’s weird to me that politicians
don’t get tested repeatedly. He was only tested because he
showed symptoms. These people still hang out together, they
should get tested once a week


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2020-03-27 13:28 [#02598137]
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I wonder what the bed in no. 11 is like, bet it’s well
comfy but a little less comfy than the one in no. 10


 

offline Tony Danza from NAFO Suicide Hotline on 2020-03-27 14:45 [#02598143]
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oh no


 

offline ijonspeches from 109P/Swift-Tuttle on 2020-03-27 15:07 [#02598146]
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c´mon now...
you know this was gonna happen


 

offline umbroman3 from United Kingdom on 2020-03-27 15:14 [#02598148]
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hehe


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2020-03-27 16:57 [#02598150]
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i hate tomb raider for mac, lush graphics but an action game
rather than a porting of the first


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2020-03-27 17:36 [#02598153]
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Spanish Doctor


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2020-03-29 03:57 [#02598276]
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Hemangay, a University of Delhi student, hasn't heard his
boyfriend's voice for about a week.
The 19-year-old, who asked not to use his real name as he is
not out to his parents, lives with his family in New Delhi,
the capital of India. For the past few months, he's been
dating his 22-year-old boyfriend -- in secret.


i really hope CNN didn't pick the alias. fucking india

LAZY_TITLE


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2020-03-29 19:55 [#02598338]
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i decided to try instacart again. apparently, they're going
on strike tomorrow, and if i want to do this, now would be
the time. they're expensive and the person always gets at
least one thing wrong; sometimes more. you can't tip based
on the results; you have to specify the tip upfront, which
kind of defeats the point of a tip. it makes it feel more
like "how much are you willing to pay for me to get at least
one thing wrong, sooner than other peoples' shit?" and,
again, it's expensive, and 2/3 times the guy ignores the
delivery instructions and is confused when he goes to the
wrong door

so, anyways, i really want a turkey sandwich, and, heck,
let's try it.

instacart is asking me to pick substitutes for everything.
fine, ok, i'm flexible

then i click order and it's all: "thank you! your order will
arrive, er, sometime in april, we're not sure"

cancel cancel cancel.

what shit. i can just drive to the store in fifteen minutes
if i wanted

the whole crop of "gig economy" unicorns are facing a
reckoning now, i wager. is this rental scooter sanitized
after the homeless guy went around and retrieved it from
wherever someone dumped it? no? no thanks


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2020-03-29 19:59 [#02598339]
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to be more specific, it was like "saturday" and i'm just
thinking... "wait... today is... sunday?" and then it dawns
on me that this instacart thing is pretty fucked right now.
how will they know what the store will have in a week?
fool's errand


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2020-03-29 20:06 [#02598340]
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i ended up eating stale goldfish and drinking rye.


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2020-03-29 20:10 [#02598341]
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LAZY_TITLE a brief news search confoims


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2020-03-29 20:44 [#02598343]
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My mate thinks bojo is dead and his assistant is sending out
letters for him.


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2020-03-29 20:47 [#02598344]
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i'm afraid we're not that lucky.


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2020-03-29 20:49 [#02598345]
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if i were to spin a conspiracy, it would be that trump has
already tested positive; decreed the diagnosis "fake news,"
classified it, buried it, sent dissenters to a field office
in sasketchewan, and then resumed shaking hands with
everyone in sight


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2020-03-29 21:10 [#02598347]
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LAZY_TITLE

let's see who's really behind COVID-19


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2020-03-29 21:17 [#02598348]
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Just went to tesco first time in 7 days, its really freaky
outside,


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2020-03-29 21:19 [#02598350]
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i just went out and now everyone is wearing masks. it
doesn't bother me except i'm worried someone will scream at
me for not doing as the other monkeys do


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2020-03-29 21:20 [#02598351]
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chocolate times


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2020-03-29 21:24 [#02598352]
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i was wearing one and gloves, im being overly cautious for
mums sake, i dont think its really necessary


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2020-03-29 21:49 [#02598355]
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if there were a dispenser by store doors with masks saying
"please take one" i would simply do it, no questions asked.
however, i don't actually have any masks, the stores are all
sold out, and hospitals are going nuts because they can't
get enough. then, yes, they say it doesn't help that much,
especially if it's not one of the high-test ones... so seems
a bit backwards...


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2020-03-29 21:52 [#02598356]
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i suppose it's also worth noting that i've had no problem
keeping human interaction to a minimum for the last two
weeks, i don't feel sick, and i am sleeping incredible
amounts as a precautio- no, just because i enjoy it


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2020-03-29 21:58 [#02598357]
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yeah most people round here arent bothering, i dont know if
its over kill at the moment, mum wants me to wear one, the
main reason i did was cos i had a huge zit on my chin lol
and it covered it up nicely


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2020-03-29 21:59 [#02598358]
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need this


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2020-03-29 22:00 [#02598359]
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zits are viral. if you didn't touch your face so much, you
wouldn't get as many zits


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2020-03-29 22:00 [#02598360]
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just saw that vid of the guy who got blown off a mountain in
a zorb terrible way to go


 


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