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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2020-03-26 05:18 [#02598047]
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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2020-03-26 05:24 [#02598048]
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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2020-03-26 05:25 [#02598049]
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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2020-03-26 05:26 [#02598050]
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etc. typical viral progression.
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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2020-03-26 05:28 [#02598051]
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shit shit shit incoming fire
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mohamed
from the turtle business on 2020-03-26 05:56 [#02598056]
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all night.
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Portnoy
on 2020-03-26 06:01 [#02598057]
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Be strong, elusive.
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mohamed
from the turtle business on 2020-03-26 06:55 [#02598061]
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get tested
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Portnoy
on 2020-03-26 07:35 [#02598064]
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^^ what he said. Though the idea of sitting in a room full of potentially infected people is not exactly enticing.
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Portnoy
on 2020-03-26 07:40 [#02598065]
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Just went out to buy some booze, cos from tomorrow, the sale of alcohol is BANNED for 21 days. 10 Litres of Wine and 12 beers. Should be enough.
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ijonspeches
from 109P/Swift-Tuttle on 2020-03-26 08:02 [#02598067]
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seriously?! thats kind of weird. in all of quarantine i drank two margaritas, on seperate nights. gotta admit its rather untypical for me to drink at all without the excuse of company though.
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Portnoy
on 2020-03-26 08:09 [#02598070]
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Think they’re worried about domestic abuse increasing or sth with bored drunk husbands. Personally I don’t mind too much, I can live without, but the wife was getting visibly cranky at the idea of having nothing to drink. A cranky wife is the last thing I need during lockdown :)
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ijonspeches
from 109P/Swift-Tuttle on 2020-03-26 09:14 [#02598071]
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dunno, if you were a drunk wife beater, then youll just be a wife beater on withdrawl, right?
but yeah it might be the idea to prevent upcoming alcoholism during this time of temporary or starting unemployment or depression. if this also results in less alcoholic aggrevated violence, fewer corona parties and drunk teenage or adult pregnancies, less alcohol abuse, its a benefit aswell.
its kind of sad to be thought of being that irresponsible though.
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Portnoy
on 2020-03-26 09:36 [#02598074]
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Yes, exactly, could make it worse!
It is a little patronising, though I think the country needs it. After the presidents first speech, closing schools and telling people to keep a distance. No-one paid attention or took it seriously. So they brought in the army to discipline the country like a naughty child.
Mobile networks will also be implementing full tracking on phones for the gov to monitor.
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ijonspeches
from 109P/Swift-Tuttle on 2020-03-26 10:06 [#02598076]
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while it might seem useful now to establish monitoring or use military presence, it is exactly what must not happen.
its opening the box of pandora.
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Portnoy
on 2020-03-26 10:44 [#02598077]
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I agree, it's a slippery slope. Next thing, Bill gates will put chips in us and our every move/health status will be tracked.
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Roger Wilco
from Mo's Beans on 2020-03-26 11:00 [#02598078]
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If they ban booze here I will kill myself. I'm not even joking.
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ijonspeches
from 109P/Swift-Tuttle on 2020-03-26 11:05 [#02598079]
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shit, havent even thought about that, but the technology is just ready to be used :(
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ijonspeches
from 109P/Swift-Tuttle on 2020-03-26 11:12 [#02598080]
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a few years back, actually its been 10 years already, when it became mandatory to have a biometric pic on german health insurance id cards. guess what the prankster dad of my friend did? he sent in a picture of erich honnecker. it was printed and used and we still have the card. he really was something else.
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mohamed
from the turtle business on 2020-03-26 11:51 [#02598081]
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some genius has put the fountain in sea mode LAZY_TITLE
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umbroman3
from United Kingdom on 2020-03-26 17:36 [#02598098]
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seen my grandmother today for 5 minutes, had to keep a distance. she's much better today. think she deffo wanted me to stay longer but that seems like a bad idea
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mohamed
from the turtle business on 2020-03-26 18:29 [#02598100]
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seems like im passing the ball to you EM in number of total infection. still more than 8k deaths
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Hyperflake
from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2020-03-27 00:52 [#02598120]
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nice one
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umbroman3
from United Kingdom on 2020-03-27 11:22 [#02598133]
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omg boris has corona
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DADONCK
from here on 2020-03-27 12:18 [#02598135]
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So bojo has the rona, it’s weird to me that politicians don’t get tested repeatedly. He was only tested because he showed symptoms. These people still hang out together, they should get tested once a week
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Indeksical
from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2020-03-27 13:28 [#02598137]
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I wonder what the bed in no. 11 is like, bet it’s well comfy but a little less comfy than the one in no. 10
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Tony Danza
from NAFO Suicide Hotline on 2020-03-27 14:45 [#02598143]
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oh no
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ijonspeches
from 109P/Swift-Tuttle on 2020-03-27 15:07 [#02598146]
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c´mon now... you know this was gonna happen
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umbroman3
from United Kingdom on 2020-03-27 15:14 [#02598148]
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hehe
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mohamed
from the turtle business on 2020-03-27 16:57 [#02598150]
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i hate tomb raider for mac, lush graphics but an action game rather than a porting of the first
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Hyperflake
from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2020-03-27 17:36 [#02598153]
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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2020-03-29 03:57 [#02598276]
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Hemangay, a University of Delhi student, hasn't heard his boyfriend's voice for about a week.
The 19-year-old, who asked not to use his real name as he is not out to his parents, lives with his family in New Delhi, the capital of India. For the past few months, he's been dating his 22-year-old boyfriend -- in secret.
i really hope CNN didn't pick the alias. fucking india
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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2020-03-29 19:55 [#02598338]
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i decided to try instacart again. apparently, they're going on strike tomorrow, and if i want to do this, now would be the time. they're expensive and the person always gets at least one thing wrong; sometimes more. you can't tip based on the results; you have to specify the tip upfront, which kind of defeats the point of a tip. it makes it feel more like "how much are you willing to pay for me to get at least one thing wrong, sooner than other peoples' shit?" and, again, it's expensive, and 2/3 times the guy ignores the delivery instructions and is confused when he goes to the wrong door
so, anyways, i really want a turkey sandwich, and, heck, let's try it.
instacart is asking me to pick substitutes for everything. fine, ok, i'm flexible
then i click order and it's all: "thank you! your order will arrive, er, sometime in april, we're not sure"
cancel cancel cancel.
what shit. i can just drive to the store in fifteen minutes if i wanted
the whole crop of "gig economy" unicorns are facing a reckoning now, i wager. is this rental scooter sanitized after the homeless guy went around and retrieved it from wherever someone dumped it? no? no thanks
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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2020-03-29 19:59 [#02598339]
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to be more specific, it was like "saturday" and i'm just thinking... "wait... today is... sunday?" and then it dawns on me that this instacart thing is pretty fucked right now. how will they know what the store will have in a week? fool's errand
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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2020-03-29 20:06 [#02598340]
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i ended up eating stale goldfish and drinking rye.
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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2020-03-29 20:10 [#02598341]
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LAZY_TITLE a brief news search confoims
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Indeksical
from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2020-03-29 20:44 [#02598343]
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My mate thinks bojo is dead and his assistant is sending out letters for him.
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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2020-03-29 20:47 [#02598344]
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i'm afraid we're not that lucky.
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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2020-03-29 20:49 [#02598345]
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if i were to spin a conspiracy, it would be that trump has already tested positive; decreed the diagnosis "fake news," classified it, buried it, sent dissenters to a field office in sasketchewan, and then resumed shaking hands with everyone in sight
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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2020-03-29 21:10 [#02598347]
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let's see who's really behind COVID-19
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Hyperflake
from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2020-03-29 21:17 [#02598348]
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Just went to tesco first time in 7 days, its really freaky outside,
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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2020-03-29 21:19 [#02598350]
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i just went out and now everyone is wearing masks. it doesn't bother me except i'm worried someone will scream at me for not doing as the other monkeys do
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mohamed
from the turtle business on 2020-03-29 21:20 [#02598351]
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chocolate times
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Hyperflake
from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2020-03-29 21:24 [#02598352]
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i was wearing one and gloves, im being overly cautious for mums sake, i dont think its really necessary
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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2020-03-29 21:49 [#02598355]
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if there were a dispenser by store doors with masks saying "please take one" i would simply do it, no questions asked. however, i don't actually have any masks, the stores are all sold out, and hospitals are going nuts because they can't get enough. then, yes, they say it doesn't help that much, especially if it's not one of the high-test ones... so seems a bit backwards...
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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2020-03-29 21:52 [#02598356]
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i suppose it's also worth noting that i've had no problem keeping human interaction to a minimum for the last two weeks, i don't feel sick, and i am sleeping incredible amounts as a precautio- no, just because i enjoy it
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Hyperflake
from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2020-03-29 21:58 [#02598357]
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yeah most people round here arent bothering, i dont know if its over kill at the moment, mum wants me to wear one, the main reason i did was cos i had a huge zit on my chin lol and it covered it up nicely
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Hyperflake
from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2020-03-29 21:59 [#02598358]
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need this
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EpicMegatrax
from Greatest Hits on 2020-03-29 22:00 [#02598359]
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zits are viral. if you didn't touch your face so much, you wouldn't get as many zits
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Hyperflake
from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2020-03-29 22:00 [#02598360]
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just saw that vid of the guy who got blown off a mountain in a zorb terrible way to go
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