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its deffo my diet |
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just saw that vid of the guy who got blown off a mountain in a zorb terrible way to go i have to admit cracking up when i heard some gal's hamster ball start going down the stairs |
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What? |
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i read that as "got a blowjob off a mountain in a zorb". kids these days with their newfangled xtreme sexxxing |
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for once, the suggested youtube video is deece |
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hahah |
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that one bridge really sees some action there's one in cambridge near MIT and despite they have warning signs of the same height that thonk into you, when i was ten or twelve, i saw a news article indicating the oscar meyer weiner mobile had gotten itself stuck under that same bridge a few years later, the oscar meyer weiner mobile went out of control down a hill and into someone's house. two very distraught college girls were found at the wheel; their first week on the job had not gone well there will be more. i can feel it in my bones. new england is not done with these incidents |
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knows no boundaries |
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2m56s, perfect harmony to that one |
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like a trained chef very precisely zesting a lemon |
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Why don’t they fix it? Depends on who “they” are and on what “fix” means. The North Carolina Railroad Company owns the train trestle, and their concern is primarily with keeping the trains running and keeping them running safely. So their concern is mainly with reducing the impact of the truck crashes on the actual structure of the train trestle. As far as they are concerned, they solved that problem by installing the crash beam. engineering at its finest. |
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ahahah god the one at the end perfect tension |
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yeah great wasnt it |
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yeah saw that, its something a supervillan would say in a comic book |
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That’s incredibly satisfying |
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Fucking hell it gets some speed up at the end |
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co2 update: it was a very mild winter and we saved tons of co2 since there was less heating required of course. (i would say there was no winter at all, with barely an frost and absolutely no snow in my area, which is kind of frightening, i saw exactly one frozen puddle on a windy field all year) it was also pretty windy resulting in renewable energies dominating the enrgy mix in germany with 60% in total. again im skeptical this is really good news, since we also had lots of storms that were unusual for the season. it may be the up side of it though. now with corona some are folks looking at all the saved co2 emissions thinking, this is helping us in the climate crisis. wrong again! now germany aswell as as other countries may now all of a sudden be able to fulfill their whimsical, puny goals they set which in the opinion of many experts (like all worlds scientists) will hardly prevent bad from getting worse. lobbyists use this situation to make their claims like its a new gold rush. its not enough the co2 certificates are dirt cheap now. car lobby suggests to drop all co2 taxes altogether as if the cars produced wouldnt pester the cities for years to come after these horrible months are over. cant they enjoy clean air just for a month, without having all their minds set on how to fuck it up again? |
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was reading there is 21 million less phone subscribers in china, make of that what you will, |
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weird, i was guessing people yap over mobiles and mobile messengers as much as ever if not more, and who besides me still has a landline? |
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im guess most the government have confiscated or something, makes you wonder though |
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it feels like living in a shitty Hollywood movie |
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very apocalyptic out there. You look out the window and see a dodgy dude, later you glance over there is some fella all masked and gloved up. A little surreal. Was hoping to see at least a soldier by now. |
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Norm Macdonald is nice, he says fella a lot |
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hope everyone is ok |
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hey, alight thanks, bit stressed today, i think its how its effecting other people thats effecting me, I dont get cabin fever really but my gf does, and my mother really does |
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might watch a mindless film later to take my mind off things, like commando or something sci fi like outland |
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Mindless entertainment sounds like a good way to go! Want to watch some comedy, there’s the last ep of Curb, some old Larry Sanders and I got in the mood recently to watch Fawlty Towers again |
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oh yeah brilliant stuff, i dont think ive ever watched all of fawlty towers, but seen most of it, great stuff I have a film that came out on blu ray where John Cleese plays a Basil Fawlty like head teacher in the 80s |
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ha, was not aware of this movie, is it good? |
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oh shit the President is speaking |
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I saw clockwise 4 years ago Very funny farcical plot |
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yeah i like it alot, you will probably like it if you like fawlty towers or a fish called wanda |
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yesterday: instacrap says, "we'll deliver this next weekend, maybe" and asking me to pick substitutes for everything (since how can they know what the store will have next weekend?) and i mash "cancel order" with great haste. today: i go to the store, and they have most of what i want. i can have a turkey sandwich; i will soon. they even had paper towels again (a christmas miracle). took less than a half hour. i feel for anyone stuck in a condo in the city with no car who usually gets everything delivered; probably a right pain about now |
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went to the cashpoint outside asda, escorted for the first time all year thanks to bojo's edict. the queue was social distanced out the door and right around the car park. they did not have smoked gouda but everything else i wanted (coke, biscuits, coffee, jalapeno sauce) was there. nobody in face masks. all in all pretty panic-free |
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yes, at the store, the cashiers were wearily wiping down the pin pad after everyone, there are tape lines for distance at the registers, but overall people seemed more or less weary of all the nonsense. particularly the cashiers. however, there were a few customers about the store amidst varying stage of internal neurotic meltdown; you're sorting through through the bell peppers and realize there's someone watching you, waiting, from the end of the aisle, twelve feet away. am i done yet? i can't get any closer. are you done yet? i am so freaked out rite now mang. are you done yet? some guy wearing a neon pink polar fleece with the hoodie pulled taught around his melon; he was the worst of the lot |
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smoked gouda is owsum. have u ever grilled cheese with smoked gouda? |
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you're not talkin to a gouda novice bro, of course i be grillin that sheez |
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but you have to get the real shit -- not the normal gouda they spray-can some flavoring on the outside, but the properly smoked jawnz |
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The 37 most mind-boggling lines from Donald Trump's Sunday coronavirus briefing i'm sorry, but i don't think i can handle more than three or four. |
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the article is essentially someone at CNN going MST3K on trump's transcript, ok. |
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~ not joking. |
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he makes as much sense as a smash cuneiform tablet |
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i can't cook smash cuneiform without a better supply of deep spices |
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>>> The 37 most mind-boggling lines from Donald Trump's Is that a real article? If there's one good thing that may come from this it is showing how much beyond a joke most of these 'news' outlets now are. |
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literally every story is taken from social media anyway, and they have a lag of couple of days which shows they have no snout or no balls. |
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ha ha ha dominic cumface has got it, hopefully he'll drown in his own lungs the evil fuck |
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straight from the cable news nutwerk itself |
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