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offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2020-03-29 22:01 [#02598361]
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its deffo my diet


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2020-03-29 22:04 [#02598362]
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just saw that vid of the guy who got blown off a mountain
in a zorb terrible way to go


i have to admit cracking up when i heard some gal's hamster
ball start going down the stairs


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2020-03-29 22:04 [#02598363]
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What?


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2020-03-29 22:12 [#02598364]
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LAZY_TITLE


 

offline belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2020-03-29 22:12 [#02598365]
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i read that as "got a blowjob off a mountain in a zorb".
kids these days with their newfangled xtreme sexxxing


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2020-03-29 22:15 [#02598366]
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for once, the suggested youtube video is deece

russian driving fails


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2020-03-29 22:16 [#02598367]
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hahah


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2020-03-29 22:17 [#02598368]
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LAZY_TITLE


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2020-03-29 22:32 [#02598369]
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that one bridge really sees some action

there's one in cambridge near MIT and despite they have
warning signs of the same height that thonk into you, when i
was ten or twelve, i saw a news article indicating the oscar
meyer weiner mobile had gotten itself stuck under that same
bridge

a few years later, the oscar meyer weiner mobile went out of
control down a hill and into someone's house. two very
distraught college girls were found at the wheel; their
first week on the job had not gone well

there will be more. i can feel it in my bones. new england
is not done with these incidents


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2020-03-30 00:03 [#02598370]
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ego knows no boundaries


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2020-03-30 00:08 [#02598371]
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LAZY_TITLE

2m56s, perfect harmony to that one


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2020-03-30 00:08 [#02598372]
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like a trained chef very precisely zesting a lemon


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2020-03-30 00:15 [#02598373]
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Why don’t they fix it?
Depends on who “they” are and on what “fix” means.
The North Carolina Railroad Company owns the train trestle,
and their concern is primarily with keeping the trains
running and keeping them running safely. So their concern is
mainly with reducing the impact of the truck crashes on the
actual structure of the train trestle. As far as they are
concerned, they solved that problem by installing the crash
beam.


engineering at its finest.


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2020-03-30 00:18 [#02598374]
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ahahah god the one at the end
perfect tension


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2020-03-30 00:28 [#02598375]
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yeah great wasnt it


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2020-03-30 00:30 [#02598376]
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yeah saw that, its something a supervillan would say in a
comic book


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2020-03-30 06:58 [#02598378]
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That’s incredibly satisfying


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2020-03-30 07:01 [#02598379]
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Fucking hell it gets some speed up at the end


 

offline ijonspeches from 109P/Swift-Tuttle on 2020-03-30 09:44 [#02598383]
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co2 update:
it was a very mild winter and we saved tons of co2 since
there was less heating required of course. (i would say
there was no winter at all, with barely an frost and
absolutely no snow in my area, which is kind of frightening,
i saw exactly one frozen puddle on a windy field all year)

it was also pretty windy resulting in renewable energies
dominating the enrgy mix in germany with 60% in total. again
im skeptical this is really good news, since we also had
lots of storms that were unusual for the season. it may be
the up side of it though.

now with corona some are folks looking at all the saved co2
emissions thinking, this is helping us in the climate
crisis.
wrong again!

now germany aswell as as other countries may now all of a
sudden be able to fulfill their whimsical, puny goals they
set which in the opinion of many experts (like all worlds
scientists) will hardly prevent bad from getting worse.
lobbyists use this situation to make their claims like its a
new gold rush. its not enough the co2 certificates are dirt
cheap now. car lobby suggests to drop all co2 taxes
altogether as if the cars produced wouldnt pester the cities
for years to come after these horrible months are over.

cant they enjoy clean air just for a month, without having
all their minds set on how to fuck it up again?



 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2020-03-30 10:20 [#02598388]
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was reading there is 21 million less phone subscribers in
china, make of that what you will,


 

offline ijonspeches from 109P/Swift-Tuttle on 2020-03-30 10:41 [#02598389]
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weird, i was guessing people yap over mobiles and mobile
messengers as much as ever if not more,
and who besides me still has a landline?


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2020-03-30 10:47 [#02598390]
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im guess most the government have confiscated or something,
makes you wonder though


 

offline Portnoy on 2020-03-30 17:02 [#02598393]
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it feels like living in a shitty Hollywood movie


 

offline Portnoy on 2020-03-30 17:05 [#02598394]
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very apocalyptic out there. You look out the window and see
a dodgy dude, later you glance over there is some fella all
masked and gloved up. A little surreal.

Was hoping to see at least a soldier by now.


 

offline Portnoy on 2020-03-30 17:07 [#02598395]
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Norm Macdonald is nice, he says fella a lot


 

offline Portnoy on 2020-03-30 17:08 [#02598396]
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hope everyone is ok



 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2020-03-30 18:11 [#02598399]
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hey, alight thanks, bit stressed today, i think its how its
effecting other people thats effecting me, I dont get cabin
fever really but my gf does, and my mother really does


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2020-03-30 18:11 [#02598400]
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might watch a mindless film later to take my mind off
things, like commando

or something sci fi like outland


 

offline Portnoy on 2020-03-30 18:35 [#02598401]
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Mindless entertainment sounds like a good way to go! Want to
watch some comedy, there’s the last ep of Curb, some old
Larry Sanders and I got in the mood recently to watch Fawlty
Towers again


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2020-03-30 18:37 [#02598402]
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oh yeah brilliant stuff, i dont think ive ever watched all
of fawlty towers, but seen most of it, great stuff I have a
film that came out on blu ray where John Cleese plays a
Basil Fawlty like head teacher in the 80s

LAZY_TITLE


 

offline Portnoy on 2020-03-30 18:44 [#02598404]
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ha, was not aware of this movie, is it good?


 

offline Portnoy on 2020-03-30 18:49 [#02598405]
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oh shit the President is speaking


 

offline umbroman3 from United Kingdom on 2020-03-30 19:08 [#02598406]
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I saw clockwise 4 years ago
Very funny farcical plot


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2020-03-30 19:27 [#02598407]
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yeah i like it alot, you will probably like it if you like
fawlty towers or a fish called wanda


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2020-03-30 19:55 [#02598408]
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me in mask

 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2020-03-30 21:56 [#02598419]
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yesterday: instacrap says, "we'll deliver this next weekend,
maybe" and asking me to pick substitutes for everything
(since how can they know what the store will have next
weekend?) and i mash "cancel order" with great haste.

today: i go to the store, and they have most of what i want.
i can have a turkey sandwich; i will soon. they even had
paper towels again (a christmas miracle). took less than a
half hour.

i feel for anyone stuck in a condo in the city with no car
who usually gets everything delivered; probably a right pain
about now


 

offline belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2020-03-30 22:05 [#02598421]
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went to the cashpoint outside asda, escorted for the first
time all year thanks to bojo's edict. the queue was social
distanced out the door and right around the car park. they
did not have smoked gouda but everything else i wanted
(coke, biscuits, coffee, jalapeno sauce) was there. nobody
in face masks. all in all pretty panic-free


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2020-03-30 22:10 [#02598423]
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yes, at the store, the cashiers were wearily wiping down the
pin pad after everyone, there are tape lines for distance at
the registers, but overall people seemed more or less weary
of all the nonsense. particularly the cashiers. however,
there were a few customers about the store amidst varying
stage of internal neurotic meltdown; you're sorting through
through the bell peppers and realize there's someone
watching you, waiting, from the end of the aisle, twelve
feet away. am i done yet? i can't get any closer. are you
done yet? i am so freaked out rite now mang. are you done
yet?

some guy wearing a neon pink polar fleece with the hoodie
pulled taught around his melon; he was the worst of the lot


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2020-03-30 22:13 [#02598424]
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smoked gouda is owsum. have u ever grilled cheese with
smoked gouda?


 

offline belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2020-03-30 22:18 [#02598426]
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you're not talkin to a gouda novice bro, of course i be
grillin that sheez


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2020-03-30 22:24 [#02598427]
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but you have to get the real shit -- not the normal gouda
they spray-can some flavoring on the outside, but the
properly smoked jawnz


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2020-03-30 22:26 [#02598428]
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The 37 most mind-boggling lines from Donald Trump's
Sunday coronavirus briefing


i'm sorry,
but i don't think i can handle more than three or four.


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2020-03-30 22:28 [#02598429]
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the article is essentially someone at CNN going MST3K on
trump's transcript, ok.


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2020-03-30 22:28 [#02598430]
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LAZY_TITLE ~ not joking.


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2020-03-30 22:43 [#02598431]
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he makes as much sense as a smash cuneiform tablet


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2020-03-30 23:36 [#02598435]
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i can't cook smash cuneiform without a better supply of deep
spices


 

offline steve mcqueen from caerdydd (United Kingdom) on 2020-03-31 01:14 [#02598442]
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>>> The 37 most mind-boggling lines from Donald Trump's
Is that a real article? If there's one good thing that may
come from this it is showing how much beyond a joke most of
these 'news' outlets now are.


 

offline steve mcqueen from caerdydd (United Kingdom) on 2020-03-31 01:18 [#02598443]
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literally every story is taken from social media anyway, and
they have a lag of couple of days which shows they have no
snout or no balls.


 

offline belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2020-03-31 05:13 [#02598448]
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ha ha ha dominic cumface has got it, hopefully he'll drown
in his own lungs the evil fuck


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2020-03-31 05:18 [#02598449]
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straight from the cable news nutwerk itself


 


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