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if you have an involuntary erection you might have covid |
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Smoking causes erectile dysfunction, this might be why it's a cure for covid?! |
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yeah it cant enter your japseye so easily, the virus constructs little helical ladders from dna in your Johnson then all climb up |
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lol I read an article saying the same thing on the bbc, but only breezes through and got it all wrong lol. I’m losing my mind. |
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Would be very convenient for smokers were it true. Also indeed I think the government cited lowering of immune system as a reason to forbid tobacco. |
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im taking pills of vitamin c, my sister gave em to me |
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I’m kinda losing it a bit, guys. It feels like I will never get over the death of my dog. Plus health issues, and loneliness. I feel like shaving my head. |
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shave your head ive been just refused a love relationship but its been a century since i tried |
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did your puppy die RD? |
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You need a punchbag |
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No I’m talking about Albert who died in January. I still cry frantically every day. |
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Probably. |
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damn man |
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it's natural to mourn albert man, i think all this virus shit has just come at a particularly bad time for you. zilty ppl have got yr back tho, we're no substitute for yr loss but we'll always here if yr lonesome. i'd be in sorry shape without you lot anyway |
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This |
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I mean I agree with wot belb said |
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Thanks guys. Belb, this pandemic has had little to no influence of me to be shamelessly honest. It’s been over four months Albert has departed and my grief gets worse everyday. I have too much shit going on healthwise too boot. Bah I’ll be fine. I just want to see him again. *starts crying* |
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Not looking for sympathy btw. I just need to vent. This space is fine for that. |
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I have the greatest puppy I could wish for! That’s something! |
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I get upset thinking about all those guys that can't have their Chem Sex parties anymore. |
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what is Chem Sex? |
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I'm very glad you ask, and it's probably as important now as it's ever been to address just What is chemsex? Chemsex means using drugs as part of your sex life, and it's most common among gay and bi men. There are typically three specific 'chems' (drugs) involved. People say these drugs make them feel less inhibited and increase sex pleasure. The three main drugs people take as part of chemsex are methamphetamine ("crystal meth"), mephedrone ("drone" or "meow meow") and GHB/GBL (known as G, gina, geebs and liquid ecstasy). If you're under the influence of drugs, you might not use a condom which can put you at risk of HIV and other sexually transmitted infections (STIs). People who are high on certain drugs will often have rougher sex than usual, which can cause bleeding* *(Source: Mermaidman's diary) |
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lol ok |
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that's Portnoy's president |
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haha! There he is. Our corona briefings are not without added entertainment. |
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italy is opening on the 4th |
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more likely easing of lockdown but enough not to be afraid of the cops to be stopped for just for hanging around on foot or bike |
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is worth a read, he's squinting into his crystal ball once more |
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I'm sorry, I've tried to read his books and essays again and again, and it's always interesting subject matter and he displays no little erudition, but it always boils down to three things: dogmatic pessimism, freeform musing, and grotesque leaps of logic.(*) Two guys who have their fingers on the pulse of the world instead of scratching their balls: - The Liberal Order Is the Incubator for Authoritarianism - The Only Thing, Historically, That's Curbed Inequality: Catastrophe (* the pessimism is somewhat... not wrong) |
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you can guarantee after the inevitable recession, things will go back exactly like they were before hand, some stupid arseholes are already shopping for needless crap in B&Q like nothing is happening |
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bro shit |
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oh pankaj mishra is good, it was you who recommended age of anger i think. the upshot of that john gray article made me think of mishra's stuff about rousseau hating voltaire so hard; we're going to be seeing plenty of inward-looking nation states and various flavours of pseudo-socialism in future i think. fuck voltaire, obvs. gray is clearly rubbing his hands together in glee though, this shit is his meat and drink |
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I am angrily eating a hamburger & Diet Coke in my bedroom I am angrily eating a hamburger & Diet Coke in my bedroom I am angrily eating a hamburger & Diet Coke in my bedroom people with me are always stunned |
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no wonder the incel reddit crowd can't pull their heads out of his cavernous anus |
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I will often be in the Oval Office late into the night & read & see that I am angrily eating a hamburger & Diet Coke in my bedroom. I will often be in the Oval Office late into the night & read & see that I am angrily eating a hamburger & Diet Coke in my bedroom. I will often be in the Oval Office late into the night & read & see that I am angrily eating a hamburger & Diet Coke in my bedroom. myspace emo 9000 |
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2 million cases globally italy, uk, spain, france, all +20k deaths |
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Webb even claimed that the Italian DJ Benny Benassi, whose 2002 song "Satisfaction" became a worldwide sensation, had the coronavirus and that he, along with Maatje and Matt Benassi, were part of a Benassi plot connected to the virus. (Benny told CNN Business he has never met Maatje and Matt, and they said that as far as they know, they are not related. Benny pointed out that Benassi is a very common last name in Italy.) Benny Benassi told CNN Business he has not been diagnosed with the coronavirus. Like artists around the world, he canceled his concerts because of social distancing and travel restrictions. (Webb previously claimed the DJ is Dutch, he is not.) at least i'm not the only one who had "satisfaction" pop into his hed upon hearing the name "benassi" |
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remember when one of the vengaboys was rumored to have ebola? simpler times https://twitter.com/search?q=vengaboys ebola |
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let it be known ~ it has been weeks, at least, since i have smoked a joint. possibly months; i'm not really keeping track. but right now, i feel the need to compensate with a blunt. as if i know where to get that much weed now |
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let it be known ~ it has been months since i have had an anal |
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Dystopian? *chuckles* |
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i shot the g3 once it didn't have the trigger guard but boy is it fucking loud |
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and i totally missed the target all three shots |
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oh yeah my mate Scott sent me that before, its fucking grim, im surprised they dont fill their barrack water cisterns with anti depressants |
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I'd kill myself the minute I found out I was Turkish, let alone wait to be conscripted. |
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being turkish and being the gaylord are not mutually exclusive you'd still be the one and only gaylord no one can take that away from you |
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this is a great way for you to combine two of your major interests, suicidal ideation and ethnic cleansing |
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