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ok let's make autechre jokes in this thread Q) How did the surgeon know that his patient was dead? A) He didn't have a reniform puls |
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Q) How did the chicken cross the road? A) Bike |
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actually this thread was a horrible idea, forgive me |
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What would happen if Autechre got drunk? They'd be all untilted. |
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You are forgiven. Go in peace my son... |
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q)i needs sompin to rite wif a) pen expers |
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look man just Dropp it ok |
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A vletrmx walks into a bar.... |
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So anyway this dude gantzed graf |
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what was julius ceasar's telephone number ANSWER: IV VV IV VV VIII |
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"Lord Vader! , we have spotted the rebels on Cap IV sir!" "Good work commander , set the hyperdrive to maphive 6.1 and alert me when we reach the destination" "Yes sir" |
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*slowly backs out of the thread* |
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Oh that's a good one. |
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What happens when qrter's mom gets into the car? It becomes a lowride |
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what do you call an autechre comeback? splitrmx12 |
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Why did the aliens start listening to Autechre ? Cause the weird signs in the Confield they saw from above told them to. |
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Why did autechre cross the road second bad vibel. |
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Q. How thick is a mile? A. 777 |
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Q: Are Y Are We? A: We R Are Why! |
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What do Autechre like to wear? Foil |
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what is the last thing sean says to rob on the phone? overand out |
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Wy did Cal hav to go to the hospityl? Becos Calbruc his leg. --- Sean: "hi its me. my Lowride broke, I need you to Pule me back to my Krib." Rob: "come again?" Sean: "Eutow" Rob: "Overand out" |
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FUCK YOU EARTHLEAKAGE FUCK YOU GOOD |
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Q: A horse walks into a bar A: Horses have big penises |
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DAMN, DANNN |
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Why do people call Sean a transvestite? Because of his slip. |
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hOW DO AUTECHRE LIEK THEIR EGG? SILVERSIDE UP |
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How to kill a boardmember Draun Quarter |
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what do autechre eat for dinnrrmx? cichli con carne |
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Why did untilted take so long to make? Because they got lost |
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What's Autechre's favourite bread? Cipater |
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What's Robs favourite tone? Dial |
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The rain in Spain falls mostly down the Drane |
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what has garbage and the new album in common? they're both garbage |
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Why does Sean go betting? Because he likes a flutter every now and then. |
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Why do Autechre always pretend to be ill. Because they like Kalpol introl |
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How many points did Autechre get at the Eurovision song contest? Nil. |
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How many points did Autechre get at the Eurovision song contest? Nine. |
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Why do autechre like to walk in the forest? So they can Cfern |
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How do you make a Parhelic Triangle? Fold4,Wrap5, Vose In and Corc |
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What does sean say when his dad asks if he's bringing home a girlfriend for christmas this year? "No i think just me and my Maetl come again this year, Dadrmx" |
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How does AE prepare to Draun Quarter? Autechre Play At Drowning In A Sea Of Indiependance |
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Why do autechre have two windzakken? Because of the Windwind |
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what do autechre usually do with their bass? they dropp it! |
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who is rob browns favorite blind person rae charles |
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Why did the elephant cross the mountain? Because he wanted to find a walkman in the city, with which he could listen to his Confield album with. And then go back to the mountain. |
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q) yo man u gonna eat all that Tilapia can you spare a bite for a brother? a) shut the fuck up |
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what is known to give you 19 headaches? autechre |
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Why did the giraffe cross the mountain? Because he wanted to find a walkman in the city, with which he could listen to his Confield album with. And then go back to the mountain. |
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Q: Aut Riche, are you releasing garbage just for the money? A: Gnit |
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