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           cygnus
             from nowhere and everyplace on 2005-02-26 18:54 [#01514489]
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 ok let's make autechre jokes in this thread
  Q) How did the surgeon know that his patient was dead?
  A) He didn't have a reniform puls
 
  
         
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           cygnus
             from nowhere and everyplace on 2005-02-26 18:54 [#01514490]
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Q) How did the chicken cross the road?
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           cygnus
             from nowhere and everyplace on 2005-02-26 18:58 [#01514494]
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actually this thread was a horrible idea, forgive me
 
  
         
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           giginger
             from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2005-02-26 19:00 [#01514497]
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What would happen if Autechre got drunk?
  They'd be all untilted.
 
  
         
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           Sido Dyas
             from a computer on 2005-02-26 19:01 [#01514500]
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You are forgiven. 
  Go in peace my son...
 
  
         
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           osiris
             from Canterbury on 2005-02-26 19:01 [#01514503]
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q)i needs sompin to rite wif a) pen expers
 
 
  
         
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           cygnus
             from nowhere and everyplace on 2005-02-26 19:05 [#01514513]
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look man just Dropp it ok
 
  
         
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           Sido Dyas
             from a computer on 2005-02-26 19:06 [#01514514]
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A vletrmx walks into a bar....
 
  
         
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           giginger
             from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2005-02-26 19:07 [#01514515]
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So anyway this dude gantzed graf
 
 
  
         
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           i_x_ten
             from arsemuncher on 2005-02-26 19:12 [#01514521]
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what was julius ceasar's telephone number
  ANSWER: IV VV IV VV VIII
 
  
         
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           Sido Dyas
             from a computer on 2005-02-26 19:14 [#01514523]
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"Lord Vader! , we have spotted the rebels on Cap IV sir!" 
  "Good work commander , set the hyperdrive to maphive 6.1 and  alert me when we reach the destination" 
 
  "Yes sir"
 
  
         
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           qrter
             from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2005-02-26 19:19 [#01514526]
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*slowly backs out of the thread*
 
  
         
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           mappatazee
             from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2005-02-26 19:20 [#01514527]
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Oh that's a good one.
 
  
         
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           k_maty
             on 2005-02-26 19:24 [#01514532]
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What happens when qrter's mom gets into the car?
  It becomes a lowride
 
  
         
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           AlbertoBalsalm
             from ReykjavÃk (Iceland) on 2005-02-26 19:27 [#01514535]
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what do you call an autechre comeback?
  splitrmx12
 
  
         
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           Sido Dyas
             from a computer on 2005-02-26 19:47 [#01514567]
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Why did the aliens start listening to Autechre ? 
  Cause the weird signs in the Confield they saw from above   told them to.  
 
  
         
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           giginger
             from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2005-02-26 19:48 [#01514569]
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Why did autechre cross the road
  second bad vibel.
 
  
         
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           mappatazee
             from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2005-02-26 19:52 [#01514570]
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Q. How thick is a mile?
  A.  777
 
  
         
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           oyvinto
             on 2005-02-26 19:56 [#01514572]
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Q: Are Y Are We? A: We R Are Why!
 
 
  
         
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           giginger
             from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2005-02-26 19:57 [#01514573]
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What do Autechre like to wear?
  Foil
 
  
         
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           earthleakage
             from tell the world you're winning on 2005-02-26 19:59 [#01514574]
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what is the last thing sean says to rob on the phone?
  overand out
 
  
         
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           Dannn_
             from United Kingdom on 2005-02-26 20:00 [#01514575]
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Wy did Cal hav to go to the hospityl? Becos Calbruc his leg. --- Sean: "hi its me. my Lowride broke, I need you to Pule me  back to my Krib."
  Rob: "come again?" Sean: "Eutow" Rob: "Overand out"
 
  
         
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           Dannn_
             from United Kingdom on 2005-02-26 20:00 [#01514576]
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FUCK YOU EARTHLEAKAGE FUCK YOU GOOD
 
  
         
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           disasemble
             from United States on 2005-02-26 20:01 [#01514577]
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Q: A horse walks into a bar
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           earthleakage
             from tell the world you're winning on 2005-02-26 20:02 [#01514578]
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DAMN, DANNN
 
  
         
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           giginger
             from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2005-02-26 20:02 [#01514579]
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Why do people call Sean a transvestite?
  Because of his slip.
 
  
         
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           mappatazee
             from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2005-02-26 20:04 [#01514580]
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hOW DO AUTECHRE LIEK THEIR EGG?
  SILVERSIDE UP
 
  
         
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           oyvinto
             on 2005-02-26 20:06 [#01514582]
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How to kill a boardmember
  Draun Quarter
 
  
         
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           Dannn_
             from United Kingdom on 2005-02-26 20:06 [#01514583]
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what do autechre eat for dinnrrmx? cichli con carne
 
  
         
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           giginger
             from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2005-02-26 20:06 [#01514584]
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Why did untilted take so long to make?
  Because they got lost
 
  
         
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           giginger
             from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2005-02-26 20:07 [#01514586]
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What's Autechre's favourite bread?
  Cipater
 
  
         
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           giginger
             from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2005-02-26 20:07 [#01514588]
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What's Robs favourite tone?
  Dial
 
  
         
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           giginger
             from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2005-02-26 20:08 [#01514589]
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The rain in Spain falls mostly down the Drane
 
  
         
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           AlbertoBalsalm
             from ReykjavÃk (Iceland) on 2005-02-26 20:08 [#01514590]
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what has garbage and the new album in common?
  they're both garbage
 
  
         
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           giginger
             from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2005-02-26 20:08 [#01514591]
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Why does Sean go betting?
  Because he likes a flutter every now and then.
 
  
         
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           giginger
             from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2005-02-26 20:09 [#01514592]
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Why do Autechre always pretend to be ill.
  Because they like Kalpol introl
 
  
         
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           giginger
             from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2005-02-26 20:09 [#01514593]
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How many points did Autechre get at the Eurovision song  contest?
 
  Nil.
 
  
         
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           giginger
             from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2005-02-26 20:10 [#01514595]
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How many points did Autechre get at the Eurovision song contest?
  Nine.
 
 
  
         
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           Dannn_
             from United Kingdom on 2005-02-26 20:10 [#01514596]
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Why do autechre like to walk in the forest?
  So they can Cfern
 
  
         
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           oyvinto
             on 2005-02-26 20:12 [#01514598]
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How do you make a Parhelic Triangle?
  Fold4,Wrap5, Vose In and Corc
 
  
         
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           Dannn_
             from United Kingdom on 2005-02-26 20:13 [#01514599]
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What does sean say when his dad asks if he's bringing home a  girlfriend for christmas this year?
 
  "No i think just me and my Maetl come again this year,  Dadrmx" 
 
  
         
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           oyvinto
             on 2005-02-26 20:15 [#01514600]
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How does AE prepare to Draun Quarter?
  Autechre Play At Drowning In A Sea Of Indiependance
 
  
         
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           Dannn_
             from United Kingdom on 2005-02-26 20:15 [#01514601]
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Why do autechre have two windzakken?
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           AlbertoBalsalm
             from ReykjavÃk (Iceland) on 2005-02-26 20:16 [#01514602]
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what do autechre usually do with their bass?
  they dropp it!
 
  
         
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           cygnus
             from nowhere and everyplace on 2005-02-26 20:17 [#01514603]
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who is rob browns favorite blind person
  rae charles
 
  
         
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           CS2x
             from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-02-26 20:19 [#01514604]
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Why did the elephant cross the mountain?
  Because he wanted to find a walkman in the city, with which  he could listen to his Confield album with. And then go back  to the mountain. 
 
  
         
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           cygnus
             from nowhere and everyplace on 2005-02-26 20:19 [#01514605]
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q) yo man u gonna eat all that Tilapia can you spare a bite  for a brother?
 
  a) shut the fuck up
 
  
         
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           AlbertoBalsalm
             from ReykjavÃk (Iceland) on 2005-02-26 20:20 [#01514606]
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what is known to give you 19 headaches?
  autechre
 
  
         
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           CS2x
             from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-02-26 20:23 [#01514608]
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Why did the giraffe cross the mountain?
  Because he wanted to find a walkman in the city, with which  
  he could listen to his Confield album with. And then go back  
  to the mountain. 
 
 
  
         
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           oyvinto
             on 2005-02-26 20:23 [#01514610]
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Q: Aut Riche, are you releasing garbage just for the money?
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