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offline futureimage from buy FIR from Juno (United Kingdom) on 2008-11-16 02:59 [#02252795]
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"Ello ello, are you drink driving?"

"I'm Sublimit, honest!"


 

offline glasse from Harrisburg (United States) on 2008-11-16 11:13 [#02252853]
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why was the bridge construction incomplete?
because the arch carrier called off work.

which foe defeated the x-men by wrapping them in nylon
mesh?
netlon sentinel

where does the dairy queen rule from?
blyz castl


 

offline glasse from Harrisburg (United States) on 2008-11-16 11:15 [#02252854]
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why did rob want to become a dentist before joining
autechre?
he wanted a cavity job


 

offline glasse from Harrisburg (United States) on 2008-11-16 12:01 [#02252858]
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why did the host at the restaurant never ask autechre what
their seating preference was?

because they always said upfront, two for Brown
Booth



 

offline glasse from Harrisburg (United States) on 2008-11-16 12:01 [#02252859]
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k done thx bi


 

offline Barcode from United Kingdom on 2008-11-16 12:39 [#02252873]
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I've got a good Autechre joke.

Untilted


 

offline catfood03 on 2008-11-16 15:03 [#02252895]
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Q: What did Rob and Sean drink during the recording of the
1st Peel Sessions?

A: They drank Milk DX (some of which they poured down the
Drane)


 

offline catfood03 on 2010-01-30 16:33 [#02363219]
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Autechre track titles make me go HMMMM

"see on see" music factory

fuck


 

offline Terence Hill from Germany on 2010-01-30 16:44 [#02363225]
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"knock knock"


 

offline retape from http://retape.net (Norway) on 2010-01-30 16:46 [#02363226]
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"knock - kno- ckrrrrrrr nock knockrrrrr knococokkkkkkkk"


 

offline Co-existence from Bergen (Norway) on 2010-01-30 18:59 [#02363252]
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Autechre Joke


 

offline Guybrush from the white room on 2010-01-30 19:21 [#02363256]
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how many autechres does it take to change a lightbulb


 

offline Cliff Glitchard from DEEP DOWN INSIDE on 2010-01-30 19:27 [#02363259]
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what autechre track can help you stop farting?
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corc.

wocka wocka wocka.

* grabs coat, gets in taxi and fucks off home *


 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2010-01-30 19:48 [#02363260]
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gone is the time i used to mock them. i was the only person
in a lonely world of misunderstood autchreness (sic). but i
must say i am jealous of your excitement. i love looking
forward to something special, i just hope it lives up to
your expectations. even thou clearly it wont! you idiots!


 

offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2010-01-31 10:23 [#02363351]
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holy crap, i aint never postd in this thread before
and I think i like autechre the band

classic people in this thread

and nigels's panda fucking picture


 

offline yann_g from now on 2010-02-01 12:22 [#02363633]
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HAHAHA I have that thread in my faves but I never check my
faves!


 

offline bunty from london (United Kingdom) on 2010-02-01 15:14 [#02363715]
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why did autechre cross the road?

to get to the other chiastic slide


 

offline bunty from london (United Kingdom) on 2010-02-01 15:42 [#02363731]
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Q. What is Autechre's favourite type of vehicle?

A. Bike


 

offline bunty from london (United Kingdom) on 2010-02-01 15:42 [#02363732]
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Q. What is Autechre's favourite type of shell?

A. Eggshell


 

offline bunty from london (United Kingdom) on 2010-02-01 15:45 [#02363735]
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Q. What is Autechre's favourite type of egg?

A. Eggshell


 

offline bunty from london (United Kingdom) on 2010-02-01 15:46 [#02363736]
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Q. What is Autechre's favourite type of flightless bird?

A. Au(s)triche


 

offline bunty from london (United Kingdom) on 2010-02-01 15:54 [#02363746]
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Q. What did Autechre say when they met someone famous?

A. "Can I have your Aute(chre)(Gantz)Graf?"


 

offline bunty from london (United Kingdom) on 2010-02-01 16:32 [#02363759]
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Q. What is Autechre's favourite cut of beef?

A. Quaristice


 

offline catfood03 on 2010-02-02 06:02 [#02363896]
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bunty, you are a genius


 

offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2010-02-02 11:23 [#02363942]
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bunty = sean


 

offline bunty from london (United Kingdom) on 2010-02-03 12:48 [#02364213]
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Q. Why did Autechre have to wait to get the green light for
the release of their second album?

A. Because it was Amber


 

offline bunty from london (United Kingdom) on 2010-02-03 12:50 [#02364214]
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Q. What did Autechre order when they went to McDonald's to
celebrate the release of their second album?

A. Amber-gers


 

offline bunty from london (United Kingdom) on 2010-02-03 12:52 [#02364215]
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Q. What do you call a bird that uses its beak to tap out
complex rhythms on the side of a tree?

A. Aupecker


 

offline bunty from london (United Kingdom) on 2010-02-03 12:53 [#02364216]
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Q. What do you call two men using Max/MSP in a bunch of
nettles?

A. Soretechre


 

offline bunty from london (United Kingdom) on 2010-02-03 12:54 [#02364217]
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Q. What do you call two men with gonorrhoea using Max/MSP?

A. Saupechre


 

offline Terence Hill from Germany on 2010-02-03 16:34 [#02364237]
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>D


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2010-02-03 17:40 [#02364257]
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ha


 

offline Gonzola from Stockholm (Sweden) on 2010-02-04 10:27 [#02364381]
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-Damn Sean, this is a good apple. You want one?
-Notwotwo


 

offline bunty from london (United Kingdom) on 2010-02-04 12:28 [#02364411]
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Q. Why were Autechre arrested after H, Faye Tozer, Lisa
Scott-Lee, Lee Latchford-Evans and Claire Richards were
beaten up?

A. They'd done over Steps


 

offline bunty from london (United Kingdom) on 2010-02-04 12:30 [#02364412]
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Q What is Autechre's favourite series of Christopher Lambert
movies?

A. Ilanders


 

offline bunty from london (United Kingdom) on 2010-02-04 12:32 [#02364413]
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Q. What is Autechre's favourite synthetic fabric?
A. krYlon


 

offline Gwely Mernans from 23rd century entertainment (Canada) on 2010-02-04 12:35 [#02364414]
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what did autechre do when they stumbled upon this thread?

they didn't laugh that much.


 

offline Terence Hill from Germany on 2010-02-04 12:36 [#02364415]
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an Autechre comes int o a bar and
½ On
░ L


 

offline bunty from london (United Kingdom) on 2010-02-04 12:42 [#02364421]
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Q. what did gwely mernans do when he stumbled upon this
thread?

A. missed the point.


 

offline bunty from london (United Kingdom) on 2010-02-04 12:43 [#02364424]
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Q. What is Autechre's favourite video game?

A. Devil May krYlon


 

offline bunty from london (United Kingdom) on 2010-02-04 12:50 [#02364425]
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Q. What did Autechre order when they went to a Thai
restaurant?

A. Re(d)cury


 

offline bunty from london (United Kingdom) on 2010-02-04 13:21 [#02364438]
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Q. What is Autechre's favourite type of PIObicycle19?

A. PIOBmx19


 

offline Gwely Mernans from 23rd century entertainment (Canada) on 2010-02-04 13:29 [#02364444]
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I stumbled upon this thread years ago.
You missed the point of my point.
Your track title jokes suck.
Learn the funny.
Google it or something..


 

offline bunty from london (United Kingdom) on 2010-02-04 14:15 [#02364467]
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I don't need the funny - I've got the witty. You, madam,
lack both.

Q. What do Autechre do when they make djams and
dmarmalades?

A. Djarum


 

offline Pawel from The Chilean Vulture Rises (United Kingdom) on 2010-02-04 14:19 [#02364469]
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Prat 1 - I heard this great musics!

Prat 2 - What is it. I must know!

Prat 1 - Autechre.

Prat 2 - Let's go masturbate each other at my flat.

Prat 1 - Yes, let us do this.


 

offline jonestm from American Samoa on 2010-02-04 16:42 [#02364515]
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nice jokes bunty :D


 

offline catfood03 on 2010-02-04 22:06 [#02364561]
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bunty's bringing it.

don't act like an old fart Gwely Mernans.


 

offline pulseclock from Downtown 81 on 2010-02-04 22:37 [#02364562]
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What would Autechre ask people if they were poor bums living
on the street?

A: Anyone Goz Quarter?


 

offline magicant from toronto (Canada) on 2010-02-05 01:07 [#02364567]
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LOL


 

offline HIGHLANDER from Israel on 2010-02-05 05:19 [#02364584]
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whats the name of the next atuechre album?

autehcer 57


 


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