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"Ello ello, are you drink driving?" "I'm Sublimit, honest!" |
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why was the bridge construction incomplete? because the arch carrier called off work. which foe defeated the x-men by wrapping them in nylon mesh? netlon sentinel where does the dairy queen rule from? blyz castl |
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why did rob want to become a dentist before joining autechre? he wanted a cavity job |
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why did the host at the restaurant never ask autechre what their seating preference was? because they always said upfront, two for Brown Booth |
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k done thx bi |
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I've got a good Autechre joke. Untilted |
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Q: What did Rob and Sean drink during the recording of the 1st Peel Sessions? A: They drank Milk DX (some of which they poured down the Drane) |
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Autechre track titles make me go HMMMM "see on see" music factory fuck |
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"knock knock" |
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"knock - kno- ckrrrrrrr nock knockrrrrr knococokkkkkkkk" |
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how many autechres does it take to change a lightbulb |
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what autechre track can help you stop farting? . . . . . . . . . . . . . corc. wocka wocka wocka. * grabs coat, gets in taxi and fucks off home * |
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gone is the time i used to mock them. i was the only person in a lonely world of misunderstood autchreness (sic). but i must say i am jealous of your excitement. i love looking forward to something special, i just hope it lives up to your expectations. even thou clearly it wont! you idiots! |
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holy crap, i aint never postd in this thread before and I think i like autechre the band classic people in this thread and nigels's panda fucking picture |
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HAHAHA I have that thread in my faves but I never check my faves! |
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why did autechre cross the road? to get to the other chiastic slide |
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Q. What is Autechre's favourite type of vehicle? A. Bike |
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Q. What is Autechre's favourite type of shell? A. Eggshell |
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Q. What is Autechre's favourite type of egg? A. Eggshell |
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Q. What is Autechre's favourite type of flightless bird? A. Au(s)triche |
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Q. What did Autechre say when they met someone famous? A. "Can I have your Aute(chre)(Gantz)Graf?" |
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Q. What is Autechre's favourite cut of beef? A. Quaristice |
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bunty, you are a genius |
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bunty = sean |
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Q. Why did Autechre have to wait to get the green light for the release of their second album? A. Because it was Amber |
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Q. What did Autechre order when they went to McDonald's to celebrate the release of their second album? A. Amber-gers |
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Q. What do you call a bird that uses its beak to tap out complex rhythms on the side of a tree? A. Aupecker |
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Q. What do you call two men using Max/MSP in a bunch of nettles? A. Soretechre |
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Q. What do you call two men with gonorrhoea using Max/MSP? A. Saupechre |
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>D |
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ha |
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-Damn Sean, this is a good apple. You want one? -Notwotwo |
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Q. Why were Autechre arrested after H, Faye Tozer, Lisa Scott-Lee, Lee Latchford-Evans and Claire Richards were beaten up? A. They'd done over Steps |
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Q What is Autechre's favourite series of Christopher Lambert movies? A. Ilanders |
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Q. What is Autechre's favourite synthetic fabric? A. krYlon |
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what did autechre do when they stumbled upon this thread? they didn't laugh that much. |
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an Autechre comes int o a bar and ½ On ░ L |
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Q. what did gwely mernans do when he stumbled upon this thread? A. missed the point. |
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Q. What is Autechre's favourite video game? A. Devil May krYlon |
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Q. What did Autechre order when they went to a Thai restaurant? A. Re(d)cury |
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Q. What is Autechre's favourite type of PIObicycle19? A. PIOBmx19 |
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I stumbled upon this thread years ago. You missed the point of my point. Your track title jokes suck. Learn the funny. Google it or something.. |
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I don't need the funny - I've got the witty. You, madam, lack both. Q. What do Autechre do when they make djams and dmarmalades? A. Djarum |
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Prat 1 - I heard this great musics! Prat 2 - What is it. I must know! Prat 1 - Autechre. Prat 2 - Let's go masturbate each other at my flat. Prat 1 - Yes, let us do this. |
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nice jokes bunty :D |
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bunty's bringing it. don't act like an old fart Gwely Mernans. |
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What would Autechre ask people if they were poor bums living on the street? A: Anyone Goz Quarter? |
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LOL |
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whats the name of the next atuechre album? autehcer 57 |
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