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Why did the lioness cross the mountain? Because he wanted to find a walkman in the city, with which he could listen to her Draft 7.30 album with. And then go back to the mountain. |
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Why did C2sx come to xltronic? Because he wanted to find someone which he could download the leaked Untilted album from. And then go back to the mountain. |
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i'm sorry, i'm augmatic disported |
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:0 well, well... look at this thread here... |
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Now comes the Theme Of Sudden Roundabout... |
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yeah this was a terrible idea |
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hey I did some excellent electronic humour |
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it's all xltronlol.com! |
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i was going to write a joke here, but this input field was left blank |
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q: what is this horrible, atonal noise you're listening to? a: you wouldn't understand. q: why is autechre so good? a: seven. |
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q) how come Confield and Untilted don't get along? a) because Untilted is pro radii |
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q) how come Confield and Untilted don't get along? a) because Untilted is pro radii |
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aaaahahahahahaha |
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actually, on second thought, i sorta like this thread. it is funny in a certain sense. well, not "funny"... but endearing, i guess. |
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if autechre was playing live, and their computer started crashing, would anyone notice? |
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put a corc in it |
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Q) why did sean gnit a sweater for rob? A) cuz he's a stud |
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So, Sean and Rob were driving through the countryside, and their car broke down. The saw a farmhouse just around the bend, and decided to walk to it, to stay the night so they can fix their car the next day. An hour passes as they hike to the farmhouse, and they finally get there. They knock on the door. No answer. Knock on the door again. Still no answer. After a third try a really gangly looking old man answers the door. Sean explains the situation to the old farmer man, and he seems to understand. The old farmer says to them both "You may sleep in the barn, on the hay, as long as neither of you sleep with my son." In response, Rob says "I'm sorry sir. We seem to be in the wrong joke." |
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q: why was it so hot in the office? a: we forgot to turn on the rettic ac. i'm seriously laughing at most of these |
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Oh shit I'm gettin scared now Sorry no joke |
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So, a seal walked into a club... Not autechre related at all but funny as shit... |
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Pir pressure? Ccec please! Oh, I see your Scantron is Left Blank again. (ep7 jokes) |
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How many autechres does it take to change a lightbuld? One. But they devise complex mathematic alghorythms for their midi controlers to electromagnetically splice the lightbulb into another dimension. Then they timestretch the lightbulb back into its prime state, repeat inverse of original command, and *iipresto!!* brand new lightbulb. Although they only respond to original equation if it is phrased; Hw¥Õmanie ¨¡ duesetchtre infrrt brghtblbv ¡Ä |
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How did autechre cross the street? With lego feet! |
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Why did CX cross the road? To avoid the screaming mob of people that hate him. |
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What was Sean's highest rank in the military? Basscadet |
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Sean: Where's the Caliper Remote? Rob: Under BOAC |
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only for the norwegians: Sean: Skal vi Pule? Rob: Nei din homo |
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whats brown and grey and is poo yeah |
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How do you translate "exciting pornigraphic material" to Autecherish ? "Complex MAX/MSP Patch" |
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Sean: Where's the Caliper Remote? Rob: Under BOAC hahahahahahaha |
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i fucking hate laptops because they assume that thehy know wha tu wanjt, but really it's not what u want. So In the end it would have been just as much work to write a letter to say "Radioshack" as it would have been to make ur computer automatically write something. r |
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lisgten, that last p;ost was written out of mental r3etardationl.................... wsnsf i'm still hfearing th ejmmmmenatl......................... and the retardationd.dddddddddddddddddd oh manm.................. iot's all aboput laptopssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss |
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lisgten, that last p;ost was written out of mental r3etardationl.................... wsnsf i'm still hfearing th ejmmmmenatl......................... and the retardationd.dddddddddddddddddd oh manm.................. iot's all aboput laptopssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss |
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And the arch carrier proclaimed, "release the netlon sentinels! send in the second scouts! unleash the basscadets! brilliant! we will vanquash our enemies, we will usher in a new acroyear2!" |
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I actually thought Dannn_'s were good. |
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Q: When should we meet? A: At Draft 7:30. |
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It was only a matter of time before this one came up... |
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So autechre walks into a talent agency.. |
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haha, i love jokes :) |
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Sean Vose In to a bar and orders a Milk DX ... |
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my favorites was: q)i needs sompin to rite wif a) pen expers and How do you make a Parhelic Triangle? Fold4,Wrap5, Vose In and Corc |
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hahah fav+ - great thread man.... |
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cx on 2005-02-27 05:38 [#01514649] Points: 395 Status: Regular aaaahahahahahaha |
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this thread drives me to conclusion that some people seriously lack sense of humor.. (rob one one side and sean on the other) knock, knock! sounds good. |
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:D |
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Why did the praying mantis cross the mountain? Because she wanted to find a walkman in the city, with which he could listen to her Chiastic Slide album with. And then go back to the mountain. To the mountain. |
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Q: What is there about Sean's balls that Rob doesn't want in his face? A: Wrinkles. ok so it should be women but..LOOK! Behind you! /runs |
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