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Your momma's so autechre when she sneezes wanky math music comes out her pussy |
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autechre fans posting autechre jokes. |
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Why did one of the gays from autekka cross teh road? To be gay with the other one! BOO YAWWW!!!!!!! 1!!!!!!!! 1!!!!!! 11!!!!!! YES!!!! |
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why was autechre sued by aliens? apparently parhelic triangle had "offensive profanity" why were the charges dropped? because uviol had alot of positive success as the Ziobelian intergalactic cup anthem. |
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a drunken man sitting in a pub pukes all over the front of his shirt. "och no," he exclaims, "my wife said if i come home drunk again she'll leave me for good. of all the rotten luck!" seated on his left is sean, and seated on his right is rob. rob says, "here mate, take this copy of "untilted". just tell your wife when you get home that one of the lads from autechre down the pub made sick on your shirt on account of having too much cider, and gave you a spanking new copy of the latest autechre cd to make up for it. innit." so the man takes the cd, thanks sean and rob for their kind service and heads home. as he heads in the door to his home he's met by his wife who is visibly enraged by his drunken, puke-covered appearance. before she can say anything, he says "wait wait, it's not what you think. one of the lads from autechre down the pub made sick on me, but it's ok he gave me a new autechre cd "untilted" to make up for it," and he points at his coat pocket. she reaches into his coat pocket and sure enough there's a copy of "untilted." "what's this?" she says, "there's a copy of "draft 7:30" in your pocket as well!" "och," he replies, "the other lad from autechre took a shit in my pants as well!" |
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AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAH |
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och? |
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let us never speak of this thread again. |
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why not? |
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hahahh good one |
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it's pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty bad. |
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oh my god that is great |
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dannn's jokes are really good. |
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haha no they arent this thread makes me laugh, i have to read a few thinking 'oh god this is terrible' and then finally one gets me and I LOL... hanals one up there is a good one |
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Sean: Hey, Rob, look at this square wave! We should send it to Tom! Rob: Nah, let`s push it over to my place and keep our mouths shut. |
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Is this the part where I lol? |
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Cause I am. |
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whats the first thing autechre saw when they walked into the masectamy clinic? Iv Vv Iv Vv VIII |
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q: why did autechre cross the road a: it was to simmmple not-two |
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i need a new one from the quari-era. hit me. i need to lol i can't think of one right now, i suck at making jokes |
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HAHAHHAHAHAHAH |
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nice one are you well Gwely, working on new CD ? |
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don't really make music anymore. hacking super nintendo roms is funner. |
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i see....might be a good idea to quit music making too and switch to....gardening ? lots more quiet hobby |
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Sean: hey Rob shall we circuit bend this broken fax machine for our next EP? Rob: .. nah it's fine just how it is...hmmmm in fact why don't we bring it with us on tour? no one will notice since we always play in complete darkness! |
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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father pulls out his laptop and starts up max/msp whilst the wife starts circuit bending a toaster. The kids and the dog arrange themselves into arty shapes on a revolving plate, there movements representing the chaos of man and machine, machine and sound. The father continues structuring advanced algorithms n shit while the wife perfects her toaster which has now become a digital masterpiece. As the act draws to a close the father wanks into a midi port to truly capture the ultimate in digital sound. This blows up the lappy and burns everyone to death. The agent kneels to talk to the charred father and asks "what is this fantastic act called". The father answers with the last of his strength, "i call this act....autechre" |
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Man 1: "What are you listening to?" Man 2: "Autechre" |
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man 3: "why?" man 2: "because, quite frankly, your plebian 4/4 beats are below me." man 1: "what did you say about my 4/4 beats." man 3: "he's dissin on your basshunter cd." man 1: "what's wrong wit basshunter?" man 2: "peh! basshunter indeed!" man 3 and man 1 (the mitchel brothers from eastenders) snap autechre man like a breadstick and eat draft 7:30 in chipshop roll. |
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this thread brought teartears to my eyes 444 times |
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Imagine if you had a broader perspective of things!!!! |
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yeah, i'd be in a pule of teartears! |
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Sean and Rob decide to change their instruments. After some thought, they decide on the accordion. So they go to the music store and say to the owner, "We'd like to look at the accordions, please." The owner gestures to a shelf in the corner and says "All our accordions are over there." After browsing, Sean and Rob say, "We think we'd like the big red one in the corner." The storeowner looks at them and says, "You're electronic musicians, aren't you?" Sean says, "How did you know?" The store owner says, "That `big red accordion' is the radiator." |
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Sean: How many of those limited edition Quaristice sets did you just say we have left? Rob: I? O. |
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none of these are funny except for mine. im so funny |
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naaat |
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Q: If Sean and Rob quit Autechre, how many band members do you have left? A: Notwo |
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the force is strong with y'all |
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Rob: Doctor, will I be able to play the piano after the operation? Doctor: Yes, of course. Sean: Great! He never could before! |
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autechre cracked a joke and nobody laughed, why? because it was left blank |
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autechre not gay. they have tattoo on butt that say "outpt only" |
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this is not you peg, this is RPEG get off rpeg thanks |
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why did zeiss not stop a rex. because zeiss cont(inue)arex |
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why is d considered a nose in the alphabet? because ccec |
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why did he name da book old yeller and not old squeller because nobody rip off autechre you bitch |
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why is beekeeper the idiot because he do 6.1 revisions of maphive |
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why did the soup eater die because he liccflii in his soup |
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what happen when cat get hungry for foods it makes pir sound |
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what happen when autechre break up with girlfriend they dropp that stupid bitch |
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