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offline Fractal from New Metropolis (Slovakia) on 2010-02-07 12:24 [#02365289]
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Q: What music are The Aliens listening to ?

A: Autechre album from 2014 - called (Are there intelligent
Life on Planet Aerth_? )


 

offline Co-existence from Bergen (Norway) on 2010-02-18 15:32 [#02367615]
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From the next season of Red Dwarf:

LAZY_AUTECHREJOKE


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2010-03-02 18:25 [#02369247]
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bump


 

offline Co-existence from Bergen (Norway) on 2010-03-03 00:38 [#02369464]
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Mod: Do these jokes amuse you, Sean and Rob?

Ae: Yuop, they do actually.


 

offline catfood03 on 2010-05-22 19:07 [#02380951]
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I just installed the latest AE operating system on my
computer:

OS Viex3


 

offline Gonzola from Stockholm (Sweden) on 2010-05-23 21:52 [#02381086]
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-Autechre !!!

-Bless you


 

offline viktor from Uppsala (Sweden) on 2010-05-24 03:27 [#02381102]
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Q: What would Autechre say if they finally sold platina?

A: High LP5!


 

offline viktor from Uppsala (Sweden) on 2010-05-24 03:30 [#02381103]
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Fatboy Slim - Buildbuild It Up -- Teartear It Down (Ae
remix)


 

offline viktor from Uppsala (Sweden) on 2010-05-24 03:33 [#02381104]
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Q: What do Autechre secretly sing when totally plastered?

A: La cu characi, la cu characi...


 

offline viktor from Uppsala (Sweden) on 2010-05-24 03:37 [#02381105]
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- Hey, aren't you that electronica band from England?

- Yuop!


 

offline viktor from Uppsala (Sweden) on 2010-05-24 03:41 [#02381106]
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Q: Autechre, do you sometimes sleep in the same bed?

A: Thats none of your altibzzness...


 

offline viktor from Uppsala (Sweden) on 2010-05-24 03:42 [#02381107]
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Sorry, didnt see that one until now...


 

offline AphexAcid from Sweden on 2010-05-24 11:28 [#02381115]
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lol


 

offline catfood03 on 2010-05-25 12:52 [#02381232]
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y4...

"hit!"

y5...

"hit!"

y6...

"hit!"

y7...

"You sunk my Battleship!"


 

offline CalumDamit from United Kingdom on 2010-05-25 13:17 [#02381239]
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what is autechre?

srsly i do can not know :(


 

offline Gonzola from Stockholm (Sweden) on 2010-05-27 13:43 [#02381551]
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some gems here


 

offline catfood03 on 2010-06-02 05:23 [#02382260]
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Q: YD the chicin x the gravelscape?

A: togett 2d alt syde


 

offline yann_g from now on 2011-08-06 17:21 [#02418731]
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bump!


 

offline jonestm from American Samoa on 2011-08-07 04:20 [#02418765]
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Quaristice?

Quaristice.


 

offline jonestm from American Samoa on 2011-08-07 04:22 [#02418766]
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Is he ok?

LP5


 

offline jonestm from American Samoa on 2011-08-07 04:22 [#02418768]
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What age is he?

EP7


 

offline jonestm from American Samoa on 2011-08-07 04:25 [#02418769]
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Why did you stop writing foreign man with bad English?

Pen Expers


 

offline jonestm from American Samoa on 2011-08-07 04:27 [#02418770]
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oh you've hit your nose, are u ok?

Bine.


 

offline jonestm from American Samoa on 2011-08-07 04:30 [#02418771]
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i want a boucy castle

no

bouncy castle!

no!

Stop talking!

bouncy castle!

No more from you opk? No more vowels at all, try talking
without vowels smarty pants

bnc cstl


 

offline yann_g from now on 2012-05-11 08:50 [#02434046]
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bump


 

offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2012-05-12 17:32 [#02434106]
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burp, 2005 created. A world away.


 

offline obara from Utrecht on 2018-04-15 15:34 [#02549209]
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"hey Johnny there's a courier at the door waiting for you
with a huge package. did you order new washing machine ??"

"no mom, it's the new Autechre album"


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2018-04-15 15:45 [#02549210]
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Best joke in the thread tbh


 

offline RussellDust on 2018-04-15 17:46 [#02549215]
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Memes. Some are quite good. Oddly enough my biggest
lol was for one of the smiley ones.


 

offline RussellDust on 2018-04-16 16:17 [#02549294]
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How do you end a love letter written for someone you love
but doesn’t love you back?

X (sigh)


 

offline RussellDust on 2018-04-16 16:18 [#02549295]
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Jonestm wins for me!


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2018-04-16 21:57 [#02549340]
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we've all heard of ae's legendary live sets, but how does
the common pleb make use of aelive?

for sleeplessness and stiff joints, clearly. use aelive
only as directed



 


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