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Q: What do you call autechre without a computer? A: Nothing this is not an offensive joke and they probably would be something cos they use other stuff. meh |
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man waiks into irish record shop and asks for tri repetae man behind the counter says herd you first two times. |
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Q) What should you do if you listen to an autechre album just once and you find you don't like it? A) try repeat, eh! |
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i propose a similar aphex tiwn and squarepusher jokes thread ... ok, you go first.. |
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HAHAHA =) |
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ROLFOFLOOLLOLOFLRLOFROL |
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LOL |
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how many aphex twins does it take to screw in a lightbulb? just one, he can do it in his sleep... how many squarepushers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? two - one to fit the bulb and one to play an interminably long bass solo for no apparent reason. how many autechres does it take to screw in a lightbulb? three - one to rewire the house, one to ensure the national grid is operating at peak efficiency, and one to place the bulb in 700 random positions until he finally chances upon the socket. |
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LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOL best joke ever |
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what makes really lovely juice and sound like it could make excellent music too. a pearsquasher |
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q) what is the difference between sean and rob ? a) sean can be robbed but rob can't be seaned |
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HAHAHAHAHA :DD!! |
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how many bocs does it take to screw in a light bulb? two - one to fit the bulb and the other to fit the dimmer switch. |
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how many PLANET MU artists does it take to screw in a light bulb? one - but you'd have to tell him what a lightbulb was, first. |
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:? |
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some of these jokes should be just flushed down the Drane |
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> some of these jokes should be just flushed down the Drane like the second half of autechre's new album! |
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What is the first enemy in the video game Super AFX Brothers? Goon Goombas |
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Oops wrong thread |
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What did Autechre say when they saw a caribou? Gelk |
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hello and welcome to big brother! æ |
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You're wrong, Aphex Twin doesn't concern himself with replacing bulbs because he has Hangable Auto-Bulb®s which are indestructable. |
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loooooooooooooooooooooool |
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LOL !!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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LOL |
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q: what's an 'inpt' ? a: the opposite of an outpt. q: why do ae code their own software? a: because in tony hawk 3 there are no chiastic slides. woohoo! i found 2! |
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How many gescoms fits in a car ? Five. In a motor? whatever. And after a chunge? go sheep. Whats next? stoop. |
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goodnight. |
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we r are why we so gay? BE CAUSE WE LIKE CAVITY JOBS |
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wus the word startin by letter l ? the trees. |
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q) why was sean so cichli? a) he's allergic to fermium |
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you bit sucker |
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Whats happens when you push squares? Circular flexing. |
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Sean is robbed now, but what if Rob falls from a Bike ?! ANSWER : 19 headaches. |
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+ rotar + foil |
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q: What did Rob say when Sean couldn't finish off China doll in the WWF match? a: Au Tec Hre!!!!! |
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BUMPLOL |
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wholly shit; cygnus is funny little man |
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"how many aphex twins does it take to screw in a lightbulb? just one, he can do it in his sleep... how many squarepushers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? two - one to fit the bulb and one to play an interminably long bass solo for no apparent reason. how many autechres does it take to screw in a lightbulb? three - one to rewire the house, one to ensure the national grid is operating at peak efficiency, and one to place the bulb in 700 random positions until he finally chances upon the socket. " HAHA, this is one of my fav jokes! |
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park in the nearest augmatic disport |
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hahahahahahahahahahahaha what the fuck man, i have tears |
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OMGLOLWTFROTFL |
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"knock knock" who's there... "ipacial" ipacial who? "fermium" what |
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i always read "gay interests" |
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same title, different joke. heard untilted ? suck yr coke |
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woah. lcc at the trees. |
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bump LOL |
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