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offline Raz0rBlade_uk on 2005-02-27 12:18 [#01514970]
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Q: What do you call autechre without a computer?

A: Nothing

this is not an offensive joke and they probably would be
something cos they use other stuff. meh


 

offline hanal from k_maty only (United Kingdom) on 2005-02-27 12:45 [#01514999]
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man waiks into irish record shop and asks for tri repetae
man behind the counter says herd you first two times.


 

offline KEYFUMBLER from DUBLIN (Ireland) on 2005-02-27 13:10 [#01515038]
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Q) What should you do if you listen to an autechre album
just once and you find you don't like it?

A) try repeat, eh!



 

offline KEYFUMBLER from DUBLIN (Ireland) on 2005-02-27 13:11 [#01515039]
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i propose a similar aphex tiwn and squarepusher jokes
thread

... ok, you go first..


 

offline Combo from Sex on 2005-02-27 13:13 [#01515042]
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HAHAHA
=)


 

offline yann_g from now on 2005-02-27 13:22 [#01515062]
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LOL


 

offline yann_g from now on 2005-02-27 13:22 [#01515064]
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fav+


 

offline yann_g from now on 2005-02-27 13:23 [#01515067]
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ROLFOFLOOLLOLOFLRLOFROL


 

offline yann_g from now on 2005-02-27 13:26 [#01515076]
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LOL


 

offline MrBoogie from United Kingdom on 2005-02-27 13:32 [#01515087]
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how many aphex twins does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

just one, he can do it in his sleep...

how many squarepushers does it take to screw in a
lightbulb?

two - one to fit the bulb and one to play an interminably
long bass solo for no apparent reason.

how many autechres does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

three - one to rewire the house, one to ensure the national
grid is operating at peak efficiency, and one to place the
bulb in 700 random positions until he finally chances upon
the socket.


 

offline Combo from Sex on 2005-02-27 13:36 [#01515090]
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LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOL

best joke ever


 

offline KEYFUMBLER from DUBLIN (Ireland) on 2005-02-27 13:40 [#01515094]
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what makes really lovely juice and sound like it could make
excellent music too. a pearsquasher



 

offline Combo from Sex on 2005-02-27 13:42 [#01515100]
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q) what is the difference between sean and rob ?

a) sean can be robbed but rob can't be seaned


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2005-02-27 13:51 [#01515108]
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HAHAHAHAHA :DD!!


 

offline MrBoogie from United Kingdom on 2005-02-27 13:52 [#01515110]
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how many bocs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

two - one to fit the bulb and the other to fit the dimmer
switch.


 

offline MrBoogie from United Kingdom on 2005-02-27 14:09 [#01515127]
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how many PLANET MU artists does it take to screw in a light
bulb?

one - but you'd have to tell him what a lightbulb was,
first.


 

offline boobah from pants on 2005-02-27 14:22 [#01515142]
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:?


 

offline cygnus from nowhere and everyplace on 2005-02-27 14:30 [#01515153]
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some of these jokes should be just flushed down the Drane


 

offline MrBoogie from United Kingdom on 2005-02-27 14:44 [#01515172]
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> some of these jokes should be just flushed down the Drane

like the second half of autechre's new album!


 

offline SolRobeson from Philadelphia (United States) on 2005-02-27 15:36 [#01515203]
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What is the first enemy in the video game Super AFX
Brothers?

Goon Goombas


 

offline SolRobeson from Philadelphia (United States) on 2005-02-27 15:37 [#01515204]
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Oops wrong thread


 

offline SolRobeson from Philadelphia (United States) on 2005-02-27 15:40 [#01515207]
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What did Autechre say when they saw a caribou?

Gelk


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2005-02-27 15:59 [#01515217]
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hello and welcome to big brother!

æ


 

offline clint from Silencio... (United Kingdom) on 2005-02-27 16:15 [#01515223]
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You're wrong, Aphex Twin doesn't concern himself with
replacing bulbs because he has Hangable Auto-Bulb®s which
are indestructable.


 

offline Combo from Sex on 2005-02-27 16:21 [#01515226]
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loooooooooooooooooooooool


 

offline yann_g from now on 2005-02-27 17:21 [#01515298]
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LOL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!


 

offline yann_g from now on 2005-02-27 17:21 [#01515300]
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LOL


 

offline yann_g from now on 2005-02-27 17:29 [#01515304]
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q: what's an 'inpt' ?

a: the opposite of an outpt.

q: why do ae code their own software?

a: because in tony hawk 3 there are no chiastic slides.

woohoo! i found 2!


 

offline woj on 2005-02-27 19:52 [#01515373]
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How many gescoms fits in a car ?
Five.
In a motor?
whatever.
And after a chunge?
go sheep.
Whats next?
stoop.


 

offline i_x_ten from arsemuncher on 2005-02-27 20:01 [#01515374]
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goodnight.


Attached picture

 

offline TehLaw from around. (Canada) on 2005-02-27 20:03 [#01515375]
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we r are why we so gay?

BE CAUSE WE LIKE CAVITY JOBS



 

offline woj on 2005-02-27 20:13 [#01515388]
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wus the word startin by letter l ?
the trees.


 

offline magicant from toronto (Canada) on 2005-02-27 22:56 [#01515551]
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q) why was sean so cichli?

a) he's allergic to fermium


 

offline denniscpearce from Canada on 2005-02-28 00:49 [#01515584]
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you bit me sucker


 

offline KEYFUMBLER from DUBLIN (Ireland) on 2005-02-28 04:09 [#01515633]
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Whats happens when you push squares?

Circular flexing.


 

offline woj on 2005-02-28 05:45 [#01515672]
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Sean is robbed now, but what if Rob falls from a Bike ?!
ANSWER : 19 headaches.


 

offline woj on 2005-02-28 05:51 [#01515673]
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+ rotar + foil


 

offline wakisan from The L-Mont (United States) on 2005-02-28 20:32 [#01516513]
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q: What did Rob say when Sean couldn't finish off China doll
in the WWF match?

a: Au Tec Hre!!!!!


 

offline yann_g from now on 2005-07-27 11:02 [#01676825]
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BUMPLOL


 

offline tftp from Danver (United States) on 2005-07-27 11:10 [#01676832]
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wholly shit; cygnus is funny little man


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2005-07-27 11:39 [#01676858]
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"how many aphex twins does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

just one, he can do it in his sleep...

how many squarepushers does it take to screw in a
lightbulb?

two - one to fit the bulb and one to play an interminably
long bass solo for no apparent reason.

how many autechres does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

three - one to rewire the house, one to ensure the national
grid is operating at peak efficiency, and one to place the
bulb in 700 random positions until he finally chances upon
the socket. "

HAHA, this is one of my fav jokes!


 

offline forck_02lynix from brooklyn on 2005-07-27 12:01 [#01676874]
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park in the nearest augmatic disport


 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2005-07-27 12:17 [#01676888]
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offline cygnus from nowhere and everyplace on 2005-07-27 12:22 [#01676892]
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hahahahahahahahahahahaha what the fuck man, i have tears


 

offline forck_02lynix from brooklyn on 2005-07-27 12:24 [#01676895]
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OMGLOLWTFROTFL


 

offline cygnus from nowhere and everyplace on 2005-07-27 12:35 [#01676903]
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"knock knock"

who's there...

"ipacial"

ipacial who?

"fermium"

what


 

offline yann_g from now on 2005-07-27 12:37 [#01676905]
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i always read "gay interests"


 

offline obara from Aalsmeer on 2005-07-27 12:46 [#01676908]
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same title, different joke. heard untilted ? suck yr coke


 

offline forck_02lynix from brooklyn on 2005-07-27 12:55 [#01676911]
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woah. lcc at the trees.


 

offline yann_g from now on 2006-06-14 21:30 [#01920248]
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bump LOL


 


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