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offline Tony Danza from a society on 2020-01-22 01:07 [#02593587]
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something to dance to while we all die


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2020-01-22 01:41 [#02593588]
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made in china: novel virii from open-air markets selling
vervet and civet meat


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2020-01-22 01:43 [#02593589]
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i love this track, quite like most of the corona album,
really
part of it is just nostalgia, some counselor at summer camp
would play rhythm of the night to get us to hustle cleaning
the cabin up -- it was still the era of sam goody and i knew
i liked electronic music, but had a difficult time finding
it


 

offline Tony Danza from a society on 2020-01-22 02:02 [#02593591]
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You did an imperialism.
You did a sinophobia.
You did a coronaphobia.
You did a phobiazero.


 

offline Tony Danza from a society on 2020-01-22 02:04 [#02593592]
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I also really like Rhythm is a Dancer from the same era but
it's not "topical", apparently.


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2020-01-22 02:15 [#02593593]
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music is the answer


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2020-01-22 02:19 [#02593594]
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i have a good story 4u. i was in college, 2005 or something,
and i finished this track. i sent it to a guy who helped me
out through my early years, dave wright of not breathing on
AIM.

"rhythm is a dancer" he replied

"what" i replasked

eventually it came out that this was a song -- oh, ok, my
song sounds like some other song. but i actually still don't
even know it that well, and i'm not sure if i even heard it
after he explained it was some disco song. this was before
youtube

orchard ~ spent ages on this my sophmore year of, er,
"uni." apparently it sounds like rhythm is a dancer. i'd
never heard (of) it before


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2020-01-22 02:23 [#02593595]
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while i'm on that era ~ dust on my faders


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2020-01-22 02:39 [#02593596]
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tony can i take over ur thred?
ok


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2020-01-22 02:50 [#02593597]
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there was messing around in wave editors as a kid then a
class with digital performer at school. i got digital
performer at school and i learned you could pirate
synthesizers off IRC and it literally changed my life. or,
well, in between, i used acid 2.0, then fruity loops to make
loops and acid 2.0, then impulse tracker because of some
australian guy on IRC that now works for pixar, then nuendo,
but that was too schmaltzy; pirated cubase sx and was happy
as a pig in shit there for years. for a stretch i'd
literally just spend friday night pirating plugins and then
the weekend stoned and fucking with 'em.

but that began to get confining. i've done that before, i've
done that before, but also, i know this shit now, and
instead of screwing around, i'm doing things to a compulsive
level of thoroughness. it starts to feel tedious; dragging a
weight around.

so i started getting into hardware. for a year or three, i
was quite terrible at it. people on AIM were all "what is
this shit, where is what you were doing before" but instead
of ages of FUSSY. FUCKING. EDITS i was just all dfghjdfhgj
lol hardware. a few months into that phase some guy -- a guy
i wound up with as roommates with via watmm, of all things
-- loaned me a 606 and and MC-202, and, oh, ok, now that i
have them both synced and my paws on both in diachronic
tandem i see why people care about this so much

i stuck with hardware, mostly, for a good number of years
after that, but there were some odd melds

LAZY_TITLE

now i dunno where i'm at. spent a year or two writing shit
in milkytracker, crappiest tracker available, simply because
it works on a shit laptop running linux. now i have some
hardware again and i'm using my 10yo pirated plugins for
some tracks but then just making crap in milky too.
occasional live jams. goulash


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2020-01-22 02:57 [#02593598]
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maybe i should fire up my copy of ableton from 2012
on my win xp music computer

i got a tascam usb audio interface at a swapfest for forty
dolla. for anyone else, they would flip because it doesn't
windows 7-10. but, for me, yes, perfect fit. there is even a
story behind its purchase. but i've done enough damage


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2020-01-22 03:12 [#02593599]
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then you'll know
the new disco
rhythm is the answer
music is a dancer


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2020-01-22 07:23 [#02593603]
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I used to sing that in school, rhythm is a dancer when it
was out but changed the words to take the piss out of my
friend sean
rhythm is a dancer, seany gives you cancer
seany gives you HIV
seany give you rabies
seany gives you babies
that's why hes on ecstasy



 

offline Roger Wilco from Mo's Beans on 2020-01-22 10:01 [#02593605]
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That's quite good actually.


 

offline umbroman3 from United Kingdom on 2020-01-22 10:12 [#02593607]
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was gonna go back to china in june but that might be out the
window now


 

offline DADONCK from here on 2020-01-22 11:04 [#02593609]
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LAZY_TITLE


 

offline Tony Danza from a society on 2020-01-22 11:54 [#02593610]
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Oh don't worry, you don't have to go to it, it's coming to
you.

14 day incubation period. That's INSANE. If people are
infectious before they're symptomatic, millions could
already be infected.

It's like someone found the monkey's paw and said "I wish
this tight housing market would loosen up".


 

offline umbroman3 from United Kingdom on 2020-01-22 12:14 [#02593611]
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At least it isn't bubonic plague
D'oh


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2020-01-22 12:30 [#02593612]
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at least isnt brixton station


 

offline Tony Danza from a society on 2020-01-22 12:48 [#02593613]
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did you guys see the movie Contagion (2011)

good one, too many characters but that's how disaster movies
go

I liked Jude Law as the snake oil peddler, his character was
great, almost too true to life, someone you'd see the wine
moms reposting and liking on facebook


 

offline umbroman3 from United Kingdom on 2020-01-22 12:55 [#02593614]
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I hope I dont catch the Budweiser virus

Ba da boom tsssh


 

offline RussellDust on 2020-01-22 13:18 [#02593617]
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No. Will keep an eye out for it, bound to turn up on tv.


 

offline Roger Wilco from Mo's Beans on 2020-01-22 16:32 [#02593620]
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Oh noes, who will make all those crappy plastic toys now!??!


 

offline umbroman3 from United Kingdom on 2020-01-22 16:47 [#02593621]
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I hope I don't catch the Heineken virus

Arf arf


 

offline Tony Danza from a society on 2020-01-22 16:54 [#02593622]
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looks like you'll be carving your next buttplug out of a
broomstick my friend


 

offline Roger Wilco from Mo's Beans on 2020-01-22 17:44 [#02593623]
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We'll see. The last one I bought came with a smuggled note
saying "Please help, I am uighur Muslim in Chinese
concentration camp, forced against my will to make your butt
plug" - which I thought was a lovely touch and helped me cum
that much harder.


 

offline Roger Wilco from Mo's Beans on 2020-01-22 17:48 [#02593624]
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Anyway, the Chinese will be fine. It's not as if they're
famous for spitting everywhere or anything.


 

offline belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2020-01-22 18:20 [#02593625]
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there might be loads of chinese, but china's really big, all
they need to do is spread out a bit


 

offline Tony Danza from a society on 2020-01-22 18:38 [#02593626]
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a big candle would work too, I reckon a three wicker


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2020-01-22 19:41 [#02593627]
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then a crate fan the size of rhode island to blow all the
smog over to japan


 

offline DADONCK from here on 2020-01-22 21:00 [#02593628]
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just saw a mountain of medical face masks at the drugstore


 

offline umbroman3 from United Kingdom on 2020-01-22 21:53 [#02593630]
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Hope I don’t catch the Tiger virus

Hehehe


 

offline Tony Danza from a society on 2020-01-23 13:13 [#02593661]
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I think Corona uses the same bass patch as Whigfield here,
the infamous Yamaha lately bass / solid bass. It's mixed
more upfront in the whigfield. You hear it all over the
place.


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2020-01-23 20:18 [#02593682]
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i get you know, old movie


 

offline obara from Gdansk (Poland) on 2020-01-23 20:49 [#02593689]
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making a lush dance tune like that back in the 1990s [of the
Pre-Trump Era] - so little did they know about the dangers
of the world wide web and so many dangers of the future.

including dubturbo.


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2020-01-23 20:52 [#02593690]
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if I don't see belb on the sidebar im going to worry


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2020-01-23 20:53 [#02593691]
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terminal numbers?


 

offline belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2020-01-23 21:12 [#02593692]
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don't fret, posting whigfield is an easy way to summon yr
old pal belbface


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2020-01-23 22:57 [#02593703]
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i still fancy her


 

offline Tony Danza from a society on 2020-01-24 12:59 [#02593739]
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"China spent the crucial first days of the Wuhan coronavirus
outbreak arresting people who posted about it online and
threatening journalists"

LMAO we're fucked


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2020-01-24 13:12 [#02593740]
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I do like their DIY S.O.S. Style hospital building,
hopefully nick knowles is there.


 

offline Roger Wilco from Mo's Beans on 2020-01-24 13:55 [#02593741]
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Bu bu bu bu ... Trump did a Muslim ban!?!?!?


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2020-01-24 15:39 [#02593744]
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LAZY_TITLE

he is doing a benefit gig in Wuhan as we speak!


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2020-01-24 16:38 [#02593747]
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I h8 u


 

offline umbroman3 from United Kingdom on 2020-01-24 16:40 [#02593749]
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25 people dead already

Jeezus


 

offline Tony Danza from a society on 2020-01-24 16:45 [#02593752]
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CDC confirms second US case of coronavirus and is monitoring
63 other possible infections

LAZY_CORONA

14 day incubation period means it's already everywhere and
just starting to poke its head out


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2020-01-24 17:15 [#02593754]
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Sucks to be American, Every British potential case has been
ruled to be just a flu or whatever. Get over here now Tony,
it’s gonna be V for Vendetta in 20 years.


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2020-01-24 17:15 [#02593755]
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Thank gosh for brexit.

England prevails


 

offline RussellDust on 2020-01-24 20:03 [#02593772]
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I was in a store and noticed that lady at the till looked
sick. As do the person next to me, then I turned around and
all I could see was Chinese people. I was surrounded, every
time I heard high heels it was a Chinese lady, it was
surreal. All I could think about was “are they ill? Am i
fucked?”. Then I saw some sweets I liked and chilled a
bit.


 

offline RussellDust on 2020-01-24 20:04 [#02593773]
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Typo long (sigh)


 


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