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offline Portnoy on 2020-04-29 16:50 [#02600894]
Points: 1491 Status: Regular



You know it's big when the xlt thread reaches 1000 posts...

Supermarket around the corner from us was in the news.

20 staff tested positive and 2 have died. Jesus.


 

offline Tony Danza from NAFO Suicide Hotline on 2020-04-29 17:05 [#02600897]
Points: 3638 Status: Lurker | Followup to Portnoy: #02600894



Yikes! We've been wiping down packages with rubbing alcohol
when we bring groceries and stuff home.

I've been reading more about what the ronie does to people
and it ain't pretty. Attacks your heart, nerves, kidneys and
intestines directly, can cause long lasting reduced lung
capacity, and blood clots and strokes in people in their 30s
and 40s of a type that normally only happen in your 60s and
70s.

It's an important thread about an important issue of the
day, but nowhere near the gravity of "rate the films you
see" of course.


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2020-04-29 17:10 [#02600899]
Points: 25264 Status: Regular



as long as it doesn't tax the liver, because mine is often
busy

the idea of swabbing my groceries with rubbing alcohol...
feels tedious just to imagine it.

when i caught myself starting to consider such ideas, i
stopped.


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2020-04-29 17:13 [#02600900]
Points: 25264 Status: Regular



People are afraid of people, that is for sure. I went
into my lobby, because now you have to go into the lobby to
get newspapers. And I walked around the corner to the mail
room, and a guy came out of an elevator, and he was looking
at his phone and almost banged into me. And I was, like, You
just got off the elevator. Could you look up? You’re not
distancing. The doormen are terrified of us. They have a
rope around the concierge desk. It looks like Studio 54.

Right, so you expect Steve Rubell to let you in if you
take your shirt off?


“Come on, I’m on the list!” Some people are afraid to
get their mail. Everyone says to me, “When you got the
package from Amazon, did you wash it?” No, I did not. I
saw a guy on the news the other night explaining how to open
a package. First of all, he’s standing in a suburban
kitchen the size of Grand Central Station. “Put this stuff
over there.” Oh, no problem. “Leave it outside in your
yard.” Oh, O.K. I also feel strongly that these
Republicans are thrilled that this is happening to New
York.


while i am not in new york, my kitchen and living room are
effectively one not very large room


 

offline DADONCK from here on 2020-04-29 17:13 [#02600901]
Points: 3523 Status: Regular | Followup to Portnoy: #02600894



2 people died? thats horrible


 

offline Tony Danza from NAFO Suicide Hotline on 2020-04-29 17:13 [#02600902]
Points: 3638 Status: Lurker | Followup to EpicMegatrax: #02600899



Give me convenience or give me death! I thought it was a
shit pain in the ass too but once you do it a couple of
times it's quick and nbd.


 

offline Portnoy on 2020-04-29 18:00 [#02600906]
Points: 1491 Status: Regular | Followup to Tony Danza: #02600897



Of course!

Yes we do the same with every single thing that comes into
the house from outside.

We also strip off out of our clothes and jump in the shower
after being out. Taking no chances.


 

offline Portnoy on 2020-04-29 18:01 [#02600907]
Points: 1491 Status: Regular | Followup to DADONCK: #02600901



yeah... all because of the incompetent manager who didn't
take the right precautions for his staff


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2020-04-29 18:06 [#02600908]
Points: 25264 Status: Regular | Followup to Tony Danza: #02600902



i am not at clinical levels or anything, but i definitely
have a solid OCD aspect to my personality. i'll look at my
bookshelf, and say: that book is pulled out a bit further
than the other books; fix it. then: no, that one is off too.
ok, this one is taller than the other, swap it

and at that point, it's like scratching a mosquito bite: the
more i allow myself to do, the worse it gets. 45 minutes
later, i'm actually furious: fucking bookshelf! fucking
books still not right! i'm fucking sick of this, this is
exhausting

anyways, after years of being like that, eventually i
learned to be very careful w/rt what i allow myself to
obsess over, because that shit could be all day long


 

offline Roger Wilco from Mo's Beans on 2020-04-29 18:55 [#02600913]
Points: 1997 Status: Regular



Alcohol bans, compulsory face covering, ... why, just have
have a look what the Koran has to say about pandemics, see,
it makes sense, you just have to say " Ashhadu anna Laa
ilaaha illaa Allah, wa anna Muhammadan rasulu Allah" and
then my cousin can get you a job on the local council and
you can start paying your bills again. Alright bruv?


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2020-04-29 19:07 [#02600918]
Points: 31145 Status: Regular | Followup to Roger Wilco: #02600913 | Show recordbag



lol


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2020-04-30 00:00 [#02600940]
Points: 25264 Status: Regular | Followup to Roger Wilco: #02600913



no, not alright, bruv. allah ain't doin' shit for no
one that hasn't performed cunnilingus on the holy shrine


 

offline Tony Danza from NAFO Suicide Hotline on 2020-04-30 00:36 [#02600941]
Points: 3638 Status: Lurker | Followup to EpicMegatrax: #02600940



"I'm licking this and I don't care whatever happens" was my
mission statement from 18 to 25. Must be why I identify so
powerfully with the Ummah.


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2020-04-30 01:53 [#02600943]
Points: 25264 Status: Regular



“I’ve been at the White House now for many months,”
Mr. Trump said, “and I’d like to get out.”


resigning immediately would accomplish this immediately


 

offline Tony Danza from NAFO Suicide Hotline on 2020-04-30 02:17 [#02600944]
Points: 3638 Status: Lurker



do you think ol' Moscow Joe will be any improvement


 

offline Gwely Mernans from 23rd century entertainment (Canada) on 2020-04-30 06:03 [#02600950]
Points: 9856 Status: Lurker



There's something nostalgic about coming back here. I mean,
that it still exists.


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2020-04-30 06:06 [#02600951]
Points: 25264 Status: Regular | Followup to Gwely Mernans: #02600950



is your avatar the black guy from massive attack


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2020-04-30 07:36 [#02600955]
Points: 25264 Status: Regular | Followup to Tony Danza: #02600944



do you think ol' Moscow Joe will be any improvement

you're thinking of moscow mitch. we're talkin' about hidin'
biden


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2020-04-30 07:40 [#02600956]
Points: 25264 Status: Regular



i really did not want elizabeth warren to be the nominee,
and well, i got my wish. thinking about her as a veep
opposite of biden is actually quite an amusing thot
experiment -- biden is all snoozy and steady; warren is a
sensory assault of detailed liberal wonkism. i'm not sure
about the election prospects, but in the white house, that
would actually be very fun to watch. like two motorboats
tied together with a rope. could be oddly stable in these
unascertained chimes


 

offline mermaidman on 2020-04-30 10:05 [#02600960]
Points: 8299 Status: Regular | Followup to Roger Wilco: #02600913



oh dear but being the homolord and being a muslim ARE
mutually exclusive sorry but no different in christianity
either tough chance


 

offline Portnoy on 2020-04-30 11:55 [#02600961]
Points: 1491 Status: Regular



I know you lot don't really care and people are dying but
fucking gov decided to take back their word and continue the
ban on cigarettes and tobacco. I was half heartedly rooting
for them (first time ever) but they're quickly losing my
support..... over tobacco!


 

offline DADONCK from here on 2020-04-30 12:50 [#02600965]
Points: 3523 Status: Regular | Followup to Portnoy: #02600961



so you can buy booze now?


 

offline Portnoy on 2020-04-30 12:57 [#02600966]
Points: 1491 Status: Regular | Followup to DADONCK: #02600965



Still can’t get that either, thing is they promised to
bring back tobacco tomorrow but then changed their minds
again. Booze they never said anything.

I'm considering going to the pharmacy to get a bottle of
cough syrup and party it up Monoid style. Not like they're
giving us much of a choice.


 

offline Roger Wilco from Mo's Beans on 2020-04-30 14:34 [#02600972]
Points: 1997 Status: Regular



Pretty sure Monoid's dead by now.


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2020-04-30 15:30 [#02600973]
Points: 25264 Status: Regular



LAZY_TITLE


 

offline Portnoy on 2020-04-30 17:10 [#02600979]
Points: 1491 Status: Regular



LAZY_TITLE


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2020-04-30 17:25 [#02600983]
Points: 25264 Status: Regular | Followup to Portnoy: #02600979



would you like some sangria? i made it in the
toilet.


--let's go to prison


 

offline Tony Danza from NAFO Suicide Hotline on 2020-04-30 18:10 [#02600984]
Points: 3638 Status: Lurker | Followup to Portnoy: #02600966



I don't understand the rationale. Do they want a nation full
of irritable people suffering nicotine fits? You can't just
take away a man's baccy. Dunno about other people but
nicotine withdrawal makes me "I quit, I want a divorce, I'm
gonna kill you" angry.

To say nothing of the delirium tremens for hardcore
alcoholics.


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2020-05-02 00:34 [#02601028]
Points: 25264 Status: Regular



musk meltdown

the stock price is too damn high

there was some interview in rolling stone or that sort of
rag, musk said

Musk disagrees. Strongly. “It’s not true,” he
replies petulantly. “I will never be happy without having
someone. Going to sleep alone kills me.” He hesitates,
shakes his head, falters, continues. “It’s not like I
don’t know what that feels like: Being in a big empty
house, and the footsteps echoing through the hallway, no one
there – and no one on the pillow next to you. Fuck. How do
you make yourself happy in a situation like that?”


guy 100% extrovert; hates being alone. it had occurred to me
that all this might wear on him. i feel bad for him, really


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2020-05-02 00:50 [#02601030]
Points: 25264 Status: Regular



LAZY_TITLE

that is such a wonderful sound


 

offline Portnoy on 2020-05-02 08:28 [#02601038]
Points: 1491 Status: Regular | Followup to Tony Danza: #02600984



it might sound nice on the page but reality is indeed a
different story

ja we legit ran out (sucking on some old vapey e-cig from
long ago every now and again). Those feelings of divorce and
murder crop up a little but we're trying our best as neither
of us want either



 

offline DADONCK from here on 2020-05-05 00:21 [#02601178]
Points: 3523 Status: Regular | Followup to EpicMegatrax: #02601030



:D
lovit!


 

offline DADONCK from here on 2020-05-05 00:26 [#02601179]
Points: 3523 Status: Regular



weird measurements from a "news" channel, but amerika
LAZY_TITLE


 

offline Roger Wilco from Mo's Beans on 2020-05-05 12:13 [#02601192]
Points: 1997 Status: Regular



UK coronavirus death toll rises above 32,000 to highest in Europe

Yes, take that Italy and Spain!

*starts chanting* U-U-K! U-U-K! U-U-K! U-U-K! U-U-K!
U-U-K!


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2020-05-05 16:49 [#02601196]
Points: 31145 Status: Regular | Show recordbag



of the 'big' european countries only germany seems to have
succeded limiting the deaths from the virus


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2020-05-05 16:50 [#02601198]
Points: 31145 Status: Regular | Show recordbag



im gonna become a cleaner in the worst scenario


 

offline DADONCK from here on 2020-05-05 17:06 [#02601202]
Points: 3523 Status: Regular | Followup to mohamed: #02601196



that might change coon…


 

offline DADONCK from here on 2020-05-05 17:06 [#02601203]
Points: 3523 Status: Regular



soon… i mean soon…soon


 

offline DADONCK from here on 2020-05-05 17:09 [#02601204]
Points: 3523 Status: Regular



many people here are pissed, because they think its really
just a flu. since germany did a good job people are now
complaining about empty hospital beds and stuff. there were
lots of demonstrations in berlin


 

offline Tony Danza from NAFO Suicide Hotline on 2020-05-05 21:47 [#02601227]
Points: 3638 Status: Lurker



Quebec's premier wanted to reopen some businesses on the
11th but still we have too much Death. I know waterheads
letting their kids play with kids in the street, because
nothing bad can ever happen to me, just those other
people.



 

offline DADONCK from here on 2020-05-05 23:13 [#02601233]
Points: 3523 Status: Regular



i still think i had it already. i had the weirdest flu some
weeks ago. not crazy bad but scary. i had fever and chills
that made me shiver like fuck. i don't remember when i ever
had chills like that


 

offline DADONCK from here on 2020-05-05 23:15 [#02601234]
Points: 3523 Status: Regular | Followup to Tony Danza: #02601227



how is living in quebec these days? i remember montreal was
quite corrupt in 2010. i hope that decade is over now


 

offline Tony Danza from NAFO Suicide Hotline on 2020-05-06 00:14 [#02601237]
Points: 3638 Status: Lurker | Followup to DADONCK: #02601234



Still corrupt as fuck, we have a new mayor who seems
idealistic but for all we know the corruption has yet to be
exposed. I'm assuming the mob still fills a lot of public
contracts. But the mob, last I heard, was full of turf wars.
Don't think they've consolidated yet.

LAZY_MOB

also,


 

offline DADONCK from here on 2020-05-06 11:29 [#02601262]
Points: 3523 Status: Regular



interesting, in berlin we have arabic clans who are more
like classic criminals (robbing/ protection money/ fraud)
but they are not really intertwined with society

i remember deserted skeletons of buildings in montreal that
were never finished because building agencies were corrupt.
thats a whole nother level. crazy


 

offline Tony Danza from NAFO Suicide Hotline on 2020-05-06 13:03 [#02601263]
Points: 3638 Status: Lurker | Followup to DADONCK: #02601262



Yep, they're into everything. Construction, public contracts
for snow removal etc... aren't unfinished buildings
normal?!

Your Arabic clans remind me of our West End Gang. Beware of
alliances with more ambitious organizations.


 

offline Tony Danza from NAFO Suicide Hotline on 2020-05-06 13:45 [#02601267]
Points: 3638 Status: Lurker



On the other hand how is this substantially different from
"normal" operation of the state in which the entire thing is
set up as a protection racket that takes donations from the
rich to defend their class interests? The only difference is
that the mob is a little more honest, and humble.


 

offline DADONCK from here on 2020-05-06 14:48 [#02601268]
Points: 3523 Status: Regular | Followup to Tony Danza: #02601267



yeah, definitely. i think some clan people are pretty clever
guys who just never had the opportunity to enter that
society though proper integration, education and stuff, so
they found their own "humble" way to make streetsmart to
business

and also yes, we still have that airport in berlin that was
supposed to be opened
LAZY_TITLE



 

offline DADONCK from here on 2020-05-06 14:55 [#02601269]
Points: 3523 Status: Regular | Followup to Tony Danza: #02601267



i remember my ex in montreal lecturing me about buying drugs
from a stranger is super dangerous…

with the argument that she would only buy them from hells
angels…


 

offline Tony Danza from NAFO Suicide Hotline on 2020-05-08 01:05 [#02601379]
Points: 3638 Status: Lurker | Followup to DADONCK: #02601269



Heh. I was with a friend in Laval (1 bridge north of
Montreal) and he stopped at a Hells controlled brasserie to
buy some drugs. He left me on the corner at a bus stop with
strict instructions to not move and not speak to anyone no
matter what I saw or heard. Everything was fine but things
get shooty in Laval frequently.

In Corona news, the rest of Quebec now wants to cut Montreal
loose and let it drift into space, because we are too stupid
to practice social distancing.


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2020-05-10 16:43 [#02601526]
Points: 31145 Status: Regular | Show recordbag



it was full of people outside today

i was out with the dog as usual

i already miss the old covid times


 


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