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Well there's no-one before me so I'm first in the firing line. BAM! |
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Dumb head. |
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poopy shit face!!!! |
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I would have a battle of wits with you but you seem to have come unarmed |
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fag |
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Your eyes smell like carrots |
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your hooves smell of pot pourri |
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You are the offspring of a bison and a rabbit. |
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your carrots are hooves!! |
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You smell of pork and your mum dresses you funny |
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pfff |
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there is no sidewalk on your block!!!!!!!! |
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You mamma? SHE A WATERBUFFALO! |
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you have a small goldfish!! |
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You live in an envelope |
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I fart in your general direction. |
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Your pencil is so dumb i threw an eraser at it. |
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you unfunny cunt |
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Your face is subtly unsymetrical |
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Thou bootless half-faced flap-dragon! |
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Shakespearean Insulter Thou bootless half-faced flap-dragon! Based on a of unknown origin. Expanded and adapted for the Web by . | | | | | | (insults or wisdom by phone: 1-800-555-TELL ext 1-22263) |
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you smell of poo poo smeller |
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handbags at dawn |
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your lawn is bare and has no trees! |
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Ian Huntley |
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you listen to "the bro" |
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pee wee herman |
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You will not defeat, only pray to heavens that you heal before I strke you down like dog in the whirlpool of obesity |
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your instant potatoes are no good! |
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Your mamma is so bro, she irons her pants in the driveway. |
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You can't even figure out which gender you are, you moronic androgynous specimen. Celibate, eh? You mean in the closet, right? Or maybe you're a homosexual midget: in which case, you're in the cupboard! You're damn right about being vomit-inducing fugly. You have a face that would give Freddie Kruger nightmares. How much would you change to haunt a house? You're a politically vacillating phony liberal fuck; too damn broadminded to take your own side in a debate. Calling you a pea brain would be an insult to peas, you jellyfish-sucking mental midget. How come you're so tall? Did your mother mate with a giraffe? If you were ever kidnapped and eaten by a cannibal tribe, they'd all die of high cholesterol, you fat, flabby, fumbling fuck. You couldn't get a job cleaning shit off a toilet, you utterly useless wrinkled balloon in a muddy puddle of goat's piss. That's a sexy outfit you're wearing. Who shot the couch? What you are - besides a pitiable little carnival freak - is a watery bowel movement bubbling back up to the surface after a pregnant water buffalo farts in a muddy river. |
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You are the acme of foolishness my boy, go forth and dig a ditch! |
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your other account is "promo" |
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Some people dislike you. |
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You raped michael jackson you cunt! |
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haha! some people think differently of you. |
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Your mamma is so glass eye, she hopscotch on bill gates habitat. |
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workshy fop |
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Your dog is ugly. |
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I would be proud of this thread but all you cunts posted in it. |
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you are a big shame job |
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darriusgriffin is french which means he don't shave his armpits. |
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Your house is smaller than my house |
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evolume smells like feet. |
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your penis size is subpar |
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You are a pedopedopedophile. Much worse. |
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horsefactory rides a girls bike with a white flowery basket. |
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so, yours has tassles |
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Your business card is the color "eggshell" |
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You like to fuck chickens whilst fisting your father. |
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