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Pigeons dance better than you, and they can only Bob Their Heads |
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You find Celine Dion attractive. |
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You find Celine Dion's 'talents' attractive. |
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you are celine dion's talents |
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You have a slim, feminine chest, yet large hairy hands. |
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you were breast fed by your grandmother. |
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you cant spell sarcasm (; *waits eagerly* |
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you fell into my sarchasm |
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ahahah.. . nice! |
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Your favourite film is "Legally Blonde" |
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your are unable to solve even one side of a rubik's cube. |
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You are comparable to a stupid ugly person: stupid, ugly, and fat. |
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cist si smesn. |
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your factory produces less horses per week than the more efficient chinese factories. |
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You are a human being destitute of the ordinary intellectual powers, whether congenital, developmental, or accidental. So much so that you would think it wise to drill holes in a silencer. |
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you are missing a few teeth, not the ones in front, so you look normal. but rather the ones in back so that you have problems chewing crunchy foods and so people make fun of you for being a picky eater even though your dietary choices are actually a reflection of your inability to chew crunchy foods like i said. and it has had a negative impact on your ability to meet women. |
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you a so deprived you live in tree and save up acorns for the spring |
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You post on an Intelligent Dance Music Messageboard |
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Spookily accurate too! You sweat urine and thoughts of sexual practices with farm animals, insects and sometimes oddly-shaped inanimate objects plague your every waking thought. |
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you are shaun ryders uglier smellier twin brother |
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one of your legs is slightly longer than the other one forcing you to wear irregular pants. |
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your music was rejected by stock aitken and waterman for being too commercial and uncool |
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your arse looks like 2 badly parked volkwagens |
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you insulted yourself |
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pretentious meta-insulting swine |
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you got a boner watching mary-kate and ashley when they were still on Full House |
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*farts in your mouth |
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You have a ridiculous number of friends who are all secretly plotting to kill you. |
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You are insulting yourself. |
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your avatar is somewhere between the genders |
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you're queer. |
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that's not an insult, that's the truth you, however, reek of musty sweatsocks |
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and you, my friend, are the sweatsocks. |
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You are a street. |
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You insulted the wrong person. |
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you've got two legs |
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'i... don't.... know...." |
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You are you. |
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I've heard funnier noises from a beef stew |
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You have facial hair growing in places which aren't facial. |
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You're Like Manchester, You've Got Strangeways. |
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you fist dorks |
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go fuck a keyboard! |
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Your momma is so ugly they put a cloth over her cage. |
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You're Like A Halo, You go Above Some People's Heads. |
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even yo mommo thinks you're ugly! |
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you drink your own pee. (not that there is anything wrong with that) |
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You enjoy a "Hot Carl" now and then. |
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bondage! |
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Even the trailer trash put news paper on the floor before they invite you into there shack. |
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