 |
|
You are not logged in! F.A.Q Log in Register |
 |
|
 |
 Now online (2)DADONCK w M w ...and 212 guests Last 5 registered Oplandisks nothingstar N_loop yipe foxtrotromeo Browse members... |
 |
Members 8025Messages 2614114 Today 11 Topics 127542 |
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
fucker |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
you arent the best |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
Your hair resembles curtains so much that a cat would claw at them, and then the owner of the cat tells the cat not to be such a naughty cat for damaging the curtains. |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
why didn't anyone insult me? :( |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
you watch COPS to see family members |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
you look so much like a chair that a cat would piss on you to mark it's territory and then the owner of the cat tells the cat not to be such a fucking pisspot for soiling you |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
becquse you're not worth it :D |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
you mean they have started insulting each other? |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
You ghostbuster quoting drunkard welshman! |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
you post things like : ^_^ |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
You're so fat you have to use a tractor to get out of bed each morning. |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
your role model is Timmy Mallet |
||||||||
| Attached picture | |||||||||
|
|||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
You helped Maxine Carr you bastard! |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
At least I have access to a) a tractor b) a bed |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
haha, that's a good one!! :) |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
looks like it... |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
i used to post at another board years ago where that was some multiple account. |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
you're so fat that when you tried using stilts you struck oil. But it doesn't stop there. Because of your weight you compressed teh oil stright back into coal. FATTIE! |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
giginger's thread is not actually "fantastically awesome" |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
You're being boring now. Well now and all time previous to now. |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
I vomited into your bag of crisps. |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
You have the intelligence of a dead jellyfish that was dumb when it was alive and therefore you are very stupid. |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
You sucked off tramp to get a drink. |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
you post on xltronic. |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
you're a homo |
||||||||
| Attached picture | |||||||||
|
|||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
in reality, giginger's thread is only mildly entertaining and threatened to a future of mundanity due to a waning of novelty. |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
You have the westlife collection. |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
you are westlife |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
you are a worse speller then me |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
Where's Hykaussage? He'd enjoy this, he'd say "A horse pisses on your grandmother's grave" or something vile and slavic like that. |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
your grammar is atrocious |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
You use "funny pictures" to illustrate your posts. |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
you use "witty sentences" to get your point across |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
you are oscillik |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
I wish i were blind, deaf, and without the sense of smell, so i could never detect your loathsome prescence. |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
Your father raped you, and then told you that you were his worst lay EVER! |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
you are welsh |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
That's the killer one, all over, thanks everyone! Well done Jarworski. |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
You prive that you're a chav by posting pictorial proof. |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
You cried at ronald reagan's funeral. |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
you see that bit of flob on the floor? that's you that is |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
You cried at Ronald McDonald's funeral. |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
you see that old rollerboot on the floor all manky? that's your car that is |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
Your dog is dead because you ripped it's anal passage raping it. |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
You masturbate over pictures of expensive dentures. |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
you are those dentures |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
You're on your way to Newark to get your scheduled ass beating by a gang on 6 year old girls. On your way, you get tag-teamed by a couple of 4 year old girls. You cry. The following day you're making your way to a rescheduled beating, when the same 4 year old girls see you, and try out new moves they've invented on you. You cry & piss your little britches. The following day, to avoid the girls, you take the SEPTA train from the Philadelphia airport to Newark, follow the signs for baggage claim. Before you get to the baggage claim area, you will see signs for the train. These will lead you to an escalator going down to the track level. Purchase a ticket in one of the vending machines for zone 5 (tickets may also be purchased on the train, with a possible surcharge). The adult one-way fare should be $7. Take the SEPTA R1 train from the airport (it stops at every terminal) to University City, walk to the other side of the platform and see the 4 year old girls again, THIS TIME with their baby sisters. They play Piggy In The Middle with you and your luggage, before taking turns legsweeping you, (the baby sisters being able to pick you up with one hand because you're a skinny bitch, just so you can be legswept again). After they have pelted you with books on how to boost your confidence, you fall to the floor in a giant heap of worthlessness, then piss and shit yourself. The end. |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
you know when you mentioned shit and piss in that little story? that's you that is |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
you seldom clean your ears such that a reek of cabbages is emmited when wind blows through them because as i forgot to mention that also your skull is hollow allowing the passage of air which carries the aforementioned odor of cabbages. |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
I often sneeze into your face when you are sleeping. |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
|
Messageboard index
|
|||||||||
