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you buy all your furniture at ikea |
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giginger's fecal matter is usually not as firm as that of a healthy person. |
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hahha |
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Your mother was American. |
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your urine is dark yellow |
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SO WHAT KID, GOT A PROBLEM WIF DAT? |
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I play tennis with your squirrel but instead of tennis rackets I use frying pans and instead of a net I use a wall made of failure. |
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your ejaculate has blood in it (so i'm told) |
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I know people who smell sweeter than you. |
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Your computer has 512 MB of RAM. |
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I think this is good because it cuts out all that tiresome foreplay talk about IDM or Current Affairs and gets straight into the deep fucking. Oh yes, the mongs at WATMM voted you best new artist. |
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you like to buy little "nik naks" to furnish your home |
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autechre fanboy |
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oscillik has a high voice so that when he answers the phone, telemarketers ask him "hello sweetheart, can i speak to your mommy?" |
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your squirrel likes to squander your nuts |
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You have the AIDS virus. |
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Not only did the midwife slap your ass when you were born but she took a knife to your face you ugly snot faced slag. |
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you fail at things sometimes |
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xammax hangs out at the mall and eats the pretzle samples handed to him by a mongoloid. |
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you are a prolife non-smoker |
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I warm my hands by the fire in which you burn. |
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You are 21 years old. |
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you have skin that is considered abnormal |
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you have a speech impediment |
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I shit in your face and you're such a tramp you ask for more. I kick you! |
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You don't have no reproductive organ. |
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virginpusher often uses the toilet and then makes a concious decision to not wash his hands. |
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your ironic comments are basic at best |
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Your avatar. It is shit! |
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Your mother gave birth to you. |
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you are Sweaty Bill from the infamous Shooting Stars short sketch |
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You lissen to Busted. |
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marlow wears capri pants. |
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Your father isnt really your father, instead he is some imposter. |
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you post on xlt |
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You were chased by a gang of crazy looneys but you were so sexually unappealing that instead of gang raping you they pooled together their money and paid for plastuc surgery. It failed. |
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vanilla ice is your role model |
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I throw laughably out-of-date shoes at you and shout "You might need these" |
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Your mother once had sex with an elephant (your father) |
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you like the color yellow |
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I'm fucking your girlfriend becaue she needs "filling up" |
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you like to walk around semi naked in corduroy bras |
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you all remind me of what I would have been if I wasn't so good. |
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you are a smelly filthy fuck stick |
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your fave synth is a Korg Prophecy |
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You have no rectal passage and shit through your nose. |
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you are posting in this thread |
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You! You worthless piece of slime! You ignorant, disgusting blob! You're nothing but an unstable, short-chain molecule! You foul, obnoxious mob! You have a weak electrochemical bond! I have seen some disgusting crud in my time, but youuuu take the cake. |
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Your head looks like an egg with eyes on it and there are tears in those eyes because you realised that you suck. |
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You are incapable of BAM! |
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