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offline cygnus from nowhere and everyplace on 2005-02-26 18:54 [#01514489]
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ok let's make autechre jokes in this thread

Q) How did the surgeon know that his patient was dead?

A) He didn't have a reniform puls


 

offline cygnus from nowhere and everyplace on 2005-02-26 18:54 [#01514490]
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Q) How did the chicken cross the road?

A) Bike


 

offline cygnus from nowhere and everyplace on 2005-02-26 18:58 [#01514494]
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actually this thread was a horrible idea, forgive me


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2005-02-26 19:00 [#01514497]
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What would happen if Autechre got drunk?

They'd be all untilted.


 

offline Sido Dyas from a computer on 2005-02-26 19:01 [#01514500]
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You are forgiven.

Go in peace my son...


 

offline osiris from Canterbury on 2005-02-26 19:01 [#01514503]
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q)i needs sompin to rite wif
a) pen expers



 

offline cygnus from nowhere and everyplace on 2005-02-26 19:05 [#01514513]
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look man just Dropp it ok


 

offline Sido Dyas from a computer on 2005-02-26 19:06 [#01514514]
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A vletrmx walks into a bar....


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2005-02-26 19:07 [#01514515]
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So anyway this dude gantzed graf



 

offline i_x_ten from arsemuncher on 2005-02-26 19:12 [#01514521]
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what was julius ceasar's telephone number

ANSWER: IV VV IV VV VIII


 

offline Sido Dyas from a computer on 2005-02-26 19:14 [#01514523]
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"Lord Vader! , we have spotted the rebels on Cap IV sir!"

"Good work commander , set the hyperdrive to maphive 6.1 and
alert me when we reach the destination"

"Yes sir"


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2005-02-26 19:19 [#01514526]
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*slowly backs out of the thread*


 

offline mappatazee from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2005-02-26 19:20 [#01514527]
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Oh that's a good one.


 

offline k_maty on 2005-02-26 19:24 [#01514532]
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What happens when qrter's mom gets into the car?

It becomes a lowride


 

offline AlbertoBalsalm from Reykjavík (Iceland) on 2005-02-26 19:27 [#01514535]
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what do you call an autechre comeback?

splitrmx12


 

offline Sido Dyas from a computer on 2005-02-26 19:47 [#01514567]
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Why did the aliens start listening to Autechre ?

Cause the weird signs in the Confield they saw from above
told them to.


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2005-02-26 19:48 [#01514569]
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Why did autechre cross the road

second bad vibel.


 

offline mappatazee from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2005-02-26 19:52 [#01514570]
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Q. How thick is a mile?

A. 777


 

offline oyvinto on 2005-02-26 19:56 [#01514572]
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Q: Are Y Are We?
A: We R Are Why!



 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2005-02-26 19:57 [#01514573]
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What do Autechre like to wear?

Foil


 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2005-02-26 19:59 [#01514574]
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what is the last thing sean says to rob on the phone?

overand out


 

offline Dannn_ from United Kingdom on 2005-02-26 20:00 [#01514575]
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Wy did Cal hav to go to the hospityl?
Becos Calbruc his leg.
---
Sean: "hi its me. my Lowride broke, I need you to Pule me
back to my Krib."
Rob: "come again?"
Sean: "Eutow"
Rob: "Overand out"


 

offline Dannn_ from United Kingdom on 2005-02-26 20:00 [#01514576]
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FUCK YOU EARTHLEAKAGE FUCK YOU GOOD


 

offline disasemble from United States on 2005-02-26 20:01 [#01514577]
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Q: A horse walks into a bar

A: Horses have big penises



 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2005-02-26 20:02 [#01514578]
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DAMN, DANNN


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2005-02-26 20:02 [#01514579]
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Why do people call Sean a transvestite?

Because of his slip.


 

offline mappatazee from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2005-02-26 20:04 [#01514580]
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hOW DO AUTECHRE LIEK THEIR EGG?

SILVERSIDE UP


 

offline oyvinto on 2005-02-26 20:06 [#01514582]
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How to kill a boardmember

Draun Quarter


 

offline Dannn_ from United Kingdom on 2005-02-26 20:06 [#01514583]
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what do autechre eat for dinnrrmx?
cichli con carne


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2005-02-26 20:06 [#01514584]
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Why did untilted take so long to make?

Because they got lost


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2005-02-26 20:07 [#01514586]
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What's Autechre's favourite bread?

Cipater


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2005-02-26 20:07 [#01514588]
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What's Robs favourite tone?

Dial


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2005-02-26 20:08 [#01514589]
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The rain in Spain falls mostly down the Drane


 

offline AlbertoBalsalm from Reykjavík (Iceland) on 2005-02-26 20:08 [#01514590]
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what has garbage and the new album in common?

they're both garbage


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2005-02-26 20:08 [#01514591]
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Why does Sean go betting?

Because he likes a flutter every now and then.


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2005-02-26 20:09 [#01514592]
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Why do Autechre always pretend to be ill.

Because they like Kalpol introl


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2005-02-26 20:09 [#01514593]
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How many points did Autechre get at the Eurovision song
contest?

Nil.


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2005-02-26 20:10 [#01514595]
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How many points did Autechre get at the Eurovision song
contest?

Nine.



 

offline Dannn_ from United Kingdom on 2005-02-26 20:10 [#01514596]
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Why do autechre like to walk in the forest?

So they can Cfern


 

offline oyvinto on 2005-02-26 20:12 [#01514598]
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How do you make a Parhelic Triangle?

Fold4,Wrap5, Vose In and Corc


 

offline Dannn_ from United Kingdom on 2005-02-26 20:13 [#01514599]
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What does sean say when his dad asks if he's bringing home a
girlfriend for christmas this year?

"No i think just me and my Maetl come again this year,
Dadrmx"


 

offline oyvinto on 2005-02-26 20:15 [#01514600]
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How does AE prepare to Draun Quarter?

Autechre Play At Drowning In A Sea Of Indiependance


 

offline Dannn_ from United Kingdom on 2005-02-26 20:15 [#01514601]
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Why do autechre have two windzakken?

Because of the Windwind


 

offline AlbertoBalsalm from Reykjavík (Iceland) on 2005-02-26 20:16 [#01514602]
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what do autechre usually do with their bass?

they dropp it!


 

offline cygnus from nowhere and everyplace on 2005-02-26 20:17 [#01514603]
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who is rob browns favorite blind person

rae charles


 

offline CS2x from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-02-26 20:19 [#01514604]
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Why did the elephant cross the mountain?

Because he wanted to find a walkman in the city, with which
he could listen to his Confield album with. And then go back
to the mountain.


 

offline cygnus from nowhere and everyplace on 2005-02-26 20:19 [#01514605]
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q) yo man u gonna eat all that Tilapia can you spare a bite
for a brother?

a) shut the fuck up


 

offline AlbertoBalsalm from Reykjavík (Iceland) on 2005-02-26 20:20 [#01514606]
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what is known to give you 19 headaches?

autechre


 

offline CS2x from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-02-26 20:23 [#01514608]
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Why did the giraffe cross the mountain?

Because he wanted to find a walkman in the city, with which

he could listen to his Confield album with. And then go back

to the mountain.



 

offline oyvinto on 2005-02-26 20:23 [#01514610]
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Q: Aut Riche, are you releasing garbage just for the money?

A: Gnit


 


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