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offline mermaidman on 2018-08-11 20:50 [#02558433]
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the prolapse of no return hd - 3.9/5 - high resolution means
you see every detail, good stuff
slap me with your johnson pov (starring mandingo) - 4/7 -
immersive
jessica but you're my cousin - 6/13 - not good. bad acting
totally ruins this sort of video but i'm giving it a 6 cause
jessica has better than average boobs



 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2018-08-11 20:51 [#02558434]
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I'll watch it again and keep that in mind, yeah its a period
of history I find really fascinating so its a film right up
my street


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2018-08-11 20:51 [#02558435]
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I might watch that soon if its on netflix


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2018-08-11 20:59 [#02558437]
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Yeah I agree about it being a fascinating period. I'd love a
similar film about the initial occupation of Jerusalem.

The siege in Kingdom of Heaven is possibly the best action
Scott's done, probably one of the last large scale practical
battle recreations we'll ever see in a movie too.


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2018-08-11 21:01 [#02558438]
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yeah its depressing in a way because I think we wont see
films like this being made in the foreseeable future,
everything looks like a kids cartoon with the F word in now
when I see trailers


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2018-08-11 21:01 [#02558439]
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Agree completely. Should have ended when she opened the
door.


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2018-08-13 00:54 [#02558504]
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should have opened the door and in comes Jeremy beadle


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2018-08-13 00:54 [#02558505]
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The end of the mist should have had Jeremy Beadle coming out
of the fog


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2018-08-13 00:55 [#02558506]
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*emerging


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2018-08-13 06:13 [#02558515]
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I due mafiosi - 3/5


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2018-08-18 22:18 [#02558835]
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Terminator 3 - out of 10


 

offline umbroman3 from United Kingdom on 2018-08-18 22:25 [#02558836]
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antman and the wasp 5/10
the festival (very funny british comedy) 8/10


 

offline RussellDust on 2018-08-18 22:57 [#02558846]
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Dude I keep thinking you’re recycle. It’s not funny,
bitch. I can’t adapt.


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2018-08-19 00:03 [#02558859]
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Better?


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2018-08-19 01:49 [#02558862]
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cant get the bloody tv remote off of gf 0/10


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2018-08-19 01:53 [#02558863]
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LAZY_TITLE

haven't seen it in years but I like this film


 

offline RussellDust on 2018-08-19 16:10 [#02558887]
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Why you...


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2018-08-19 17:30 [#02558893]
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The Possession - 1/10


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2018-08-19 19:03 [#02558898]
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Tragedy Girls, 7
Blockers, 7
Red Sparrow, 7
Terms of Endearment, 8
Harold and Lillian: A Hollywood Love Story, 8
Tag, 7
Avengers: Infinity War, 8
Isle of Dog, 8
A Quiet Place, 7
Ready Player One, 8
Tomb Raider, 7
Rampage, 7
Yes, Madam!, 7



 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2018-08-19 19:18 [#02558899]
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Thanks for reminding me

Blockers - 5/10
Red sparrow - dont remember much other than it feeling 30
minutes too long soooo 4/10
Ready Player One 6/10


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2018-08-19 20:45 [#02558900]
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Almost exact-same ratings! :P


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2018-08-19 20:56 [#02558901]
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Haha I think I might be a bit harsh

Is Tag the Sion Sono one cos if so I rate it a 7 too!


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2018-08-19 21:06 [#02558902]
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Nope although I've seen it and love it - have showed that
opening scene to a few people! :D

It's the throwaway yankee comedy with Ed Helms about the
game of tag that's been played for thirty years - had some
good darkish humour in it, obviously gets a bit sentimental
at the end being American and all that


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2018-08-19 21:12 [#02558903]
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Oh yeah I've seen the trailer. I'll give it a watch
actually, sentimentality and all


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2018-08-19 21:20 [#02558904]
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Aye, and check out Tragedy Girls, nice little twist on the
genre!


 

offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2018-08-20 04:54 [#02558919]
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Porn 10/10


 

offline RussellDust on 2018-08-20 17:16 [#02558951]
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The Greasy Strangler. 4/10. (With a wtf factor of 8)


 

offline SignedUpToLOL from Zuckuss fanfiction (United Kingdom) on 2018-08-20 17:24 [#02558952]
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Waaaaay back in the day I went to a Clive Barker book
signing (might have been when "Cabal" came out), and I asked
him what the heck was up with that film (Rawhead Rex). The
original story is so good. I tried to re-watch it fairly
recently but bailed early on. One of the Books of Blood
stories I wish they'd do is the one where the two towns or
villages, whatever, get together and fight as these giants,
all the people hanging on to each other... I think that's
how it goes.

Atwood has a much better Barker anecdote, if she ever comes
back.



 

offline SignedUpToLOL from Zuckuss fanfiction (United Kingdom) on 2018-08-20 17:28 [#02558953]
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Annihilation - 1.5/5 (meh)

Incredibles 2 - 3.8/5 (Nice film)

Ant Man and Wasp - 2.5/5 (things happened, I guess)

Get Out - 4.5/5 (Good)

Better off Dead - 3.5/5 (far weirder than I remember it back
in the 80s)


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2018-08-20 20:00 [#02558964]
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we had ants today in the office!

this makes us so mcuh connected


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2018-08-20 20:07 [#02558966]
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real ants real wasps

not movies

fo sho


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2018-08-20 22:12 [#02558980]
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The Road - 6/10


 

offline big from lsg on 2018-08-20 23:24 [#02558982]
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Avengers Infinity War - 8/10
Ready Player One - 2/10
Arrival - 9/10 (rewatch btw, also these comments
made me like it more)



 

offline big from lsg on 2018-08-20 23:36 [#02558983]
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i didn't finish Ready Player One. it looked alright, but
apparently I don't score on that

Robocop 2014 - 5.5/10
Robocop 1987 - 10/10
this Godzilla 5.5/10 (part 2 to:)
this Godzilla - 8.3/10
Blame! (on Netflix) - 7/10



 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2018-09-01 22:43 [#02560201]
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8 Mile - 10/10


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2018-09-03 16:51 [#02560321]
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Jackals - 2/10


 

offline Tony Danza from Sesame Street on 2018-09-03 17:24 [#02560322]
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Oh yes, "In the hills, the cities", surely one of the best
things he's ever written. I saw a comics adaptation of it
once that wasn't bad, but still nowhere near as good as the
story. It's so visual. His language is transparent. I can't
imagine how badly they'd fuck it up in a movie with CGI and
making the POV character heterosexual and so.


 

offline umbroman3 from United Kingdom on 2018-09-03 17:33 [#02560323]
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the slenderman - generic horror movie - 1/10
the meg - generic horror movie about a giant shark, has some
unintentionally hilarious sequences, especially the parts
in southern china 5/10


 

offline Tony Danza from Sesame Street on 2018-09-03 17:41 [#02560325]
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Ghost in the Shell (2017)

4/10, ScarJo is a shitty actress and they butchered the
plot, turning it into The Winter Soldier. Also looked like
they were angling for a franchise with that ending. 4 points
for nice production design and an evening's mild popcorn
amusement.


 

offline Tony Danza from Sesame Street on 2018-09-03 17:44 [#02560326]
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they should make a slender man movie about the stupid girls
who tried to kill their friend


 

offline RussellDust on 2018-09-03 18:14 [#02560330]
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Yeah no matter how hard my shrink tried to get me to see it
(were both fans of the original manga and anime) I wasn’t
feeling it. Your review has certainly not warmed me to the
idea.


 

offline Tony Danza from Sesame Street on 2018-09-03 18:29 [#02560332]
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yea skip it if you're that big a fan... man they dumbed down
the plot.

a bright point was the casting of other actors. Pilou Asbæk
as Batou was perfect.


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2018-09-03 19:04 [#02560334]
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agree 100%. pretty but shitty


 

offline RussellDust on 2018-09-03 19:20 [#02560336]
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I’m changing my note for the Greasy Strangler from a 4 to
a 7. I can look back fondly on it now somehow. If you’re
not going to check it out, check out the trailer.
Some of you goofs might actually enjoy it!


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2018-09-03 21:48 [#02560347]
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I quite enjoyed greasy strangler even though it was puerile
drivel!

Unsane- 7/10


 

offline RussellDust on 2018-09-03 22:24 [#02560348]
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Ah the one the Sod filmed with an iPhone right? Wouldn’t
mind watching that!


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2018-09-04 09:59 [#02560361]
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Yeah that's the one. It fits thematically which is
interesting and he uses the tiny size to good advantage in
some shots. It's a very 'minimal' movie in all aspects of
production but still manages to touch on some of his
favourite subjects, including how fucked up the US medical
industry is.


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2018-09-04 16:08 [#02560373]
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Ocean's Eight 7
Forgotten Silver 6½
Ghost Stories 7


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2018-09-04 18:27 [#02560381]
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I've been umming and ahhing about getting Ghost Stories but
a 7/10 is worth it imo. Will grab it later this week.


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2018-09-05 00:15 [#02560431]
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Give it a chance, it improves as it goes on


 


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