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offline freqy on 2016-10-06 19:50 [#02504934]
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theres a movie on display in the supermarket every time i
get home i forget what its called and cant google it
successfully

something about space

something 3000
moon 3000?

a picture of a space man, wearing a helmet

i think its a horror though....but in space, so maybe thats
o.k.

not the martian

its probably old stock

i forget.



 

offline freqy on 2017-06-17 23:03 [#02522733]
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Mel Gibson directs

Hacksaw Ridge

its a war moive its hardcore..

but very good

also mel gibson is awesome.


 

offline Portnoy on 2017-06-18 11:11 [#02522752]
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you know what I think is happening …

You are seeing the movie Mr 3000 next to the movie Moon and
your mind is combining them into Moon 3000.


 

offline umbroman3 from United Kingdom on 2017-06-18 11:21 [#02522753]
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loved it

mel gibson is great, nothing like the south park pisstake


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-06-18 13:14 [#02522760]
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Mel Gibson is very talented director


 

offline Tussle Toss from United States on 2017-06-19 12:52 [#02522830]
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If you look at Mel's career as a director, it's solid
throughout. I'd sooner have him direct a movie for me than
Spielberg or even Nolan


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-06-19 14:47 [#02522839]
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Spielberg is too schmaltzy sentimental nowadays with far too
much cgi

Nolans films look great but are often overlong and the
script isnt as cleaver as it thinks it is


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-06-19 14:47 [#02522840]
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LAZY_TITLE


 

offline chambre noire from Iceland on 2018-01-21 17:18 [#02542725]
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Malmhaus (Metalhead) - 4/5



 

offline RussellDust on 2018-01-21 19:14 [#02542727]
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Gone Girl - 7

Watched again:

Goodfellas - 8
Fargo - 8.5

Watched episode 2 of the new series of Inside number 9 - 8


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2018-01-21 19:16 [#02542728]
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smetto quando voglio 4/5


 

offline umbroman3 from United Kingdom on 2018-01-25 18:51 [#02543067]
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molly's game

should be renamed poker and tits
the main actress has great tits and shows her cleavage for
90% of the film. the last 15 minutes goes into freudian
psychobabble shit about her relationship with her dad and
should be cut out of the film. and it feels weird that she
doesnt have a boyfriend. shes hot but asexual.

the commuter
90s style hollywood thriller with liam neeson who is bad
ass. has a bunch of 90s style side characters though. who is
prin? that is the question. i knew the race and ethnicity of
prin from the beginning. i fucking knew it. hollywood is so
predictable. enjoyed.



 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2018-01-25 19:20 [#02543068]
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i like liam neeson, he looks like he takes no shit


 

offline SignedUpToLOL from Zuckuss fanfiction (United Kingdom) on 2018-01-25 20:11 [#02543070]
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I've been watching some poor to middling indie sci-fi
on Netflix. Hall of Recent Relative Shame are;

Bokeh - 2/5 (Boring advert for Iceland. Every single shot
was so buttoned-up and polite I wanted to defecate on
the TV (hey, was that really the reason?)
)

Infinity Chamber - 2/5 (Boring, over-long, repetitive and
with a paper thin idea. The fact it was made for $12 doesn't
make it any less BORING
)

The Belko Experiment - 1/5 (Boring, tedious, joyless,
derivative borderline unwatchable shit
)

I can't think of a film I have enjoyed lately... I watched
The Spy Who Loved Me on the plane the other day (5/5, if
you're wondering).



 

offline umbroman3 from United Kingdom on 2018-01-25 23:48 [#02543082]
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downsizing

movie with a great premise about shrinking people down to be
the size of rats. they live in gated communities with
lifestyles that they couldnt otherwise afford. during the
second half it transforms into a love story between matt
damon and a vietnames political dissident girl with one and
a half legs. could have cut out the last 20 minutes (boring
ending).


 

offline umbroman3 from United Kingdom on 2018-01-25 23:50 [#02543083]
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btw it has some dry humourous jokes. also the vietnamese
girl is a really un-PC and realistic character. christopher
waltz and the party lifestyle should have played a more
prominent role.


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2018-01-27 18:20 [#02543138]
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veloce come il vento

5/5 first half
3/5 second half


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2018-01-27 23:00 [#02543141]
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i watched a fair few movies in 2017.
my top 10 to 2 are, in no particular order:
the killing of a sacred deer, valerian and the city of a
thousand planets, good time, it comes at night, alien:
covenant, lady macbeth, the lost city of z, the beguiled and
mother!
my favourite movie of 2017 is a ghost story, it's a
transcendental experience.


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2018-01-29 22:06 [#02543174]
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Blade Runner 2049 * * * *


 

offline freqy on 2018-01-29 22:30 [#02543175]
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portnoy you were probably right, thanks : )


 

offline misantroll from Switzerland on 2018-02-01 03:40 [#02543210]
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the killing of a sacred deer : 9/10 So fucking great, only
downsize is I wanted it to be directed by Michael Haneke but
otherwise so solid, pure gold.

Mother! : 8/10 Powerfull. It grabs you with unease, then you
begin to understand the biblical inuendo but it doesn't ease
the cringe. Very in the gut flick, loved it.

IT : 9/10 I'm number one fanatic of Stephen King.I was
waiting for the new instalement of the book. I loved the
first mini series and was sooo afraid of the new clown not
hitting back with the original. The actor (insert swedish
name here) delivered sooo much... Not much to say about the
rest of the crew (the kids are great tho) and the story, but
the ways the clown acts and moves... it shivered me in ther
right exact spots that the book did. Very creepy goodness
!!!



 

offline misantroll from Switzerland on 2018-02-01 03:40 [#02543211]
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The killing of a sacred deer : 9/10 So fucking great, only
downsize is I wanted it to be directed by Michael Haneke but
otherwise so solid, pure gold.

Mother! : 8/10 Powerfull. It grabs you with unease, then you
begin to understand the biblical inuendo but it doesn't ease
the cringe. Very in the gut flick, loved it.

IT : 9/10 I'm number one fanatic of Stephen King.I was
waiting for the new instalement of the book. I loved the
first mini series and was sooo afraid of the new clown not
hitting back with the original. The actor (insert swedish
name here) delivered sooo much... Not much to say about the
rest of the crew (the kids are great tho) and the story, but
the ways the clown acts and moves... it shivered me in ther
right exact spots that the book did. Very creepy goodness
!!!



 

offline misantroll from Switzerland on 2018-02-01 03:43 [#02543212]
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sorry for unwanted double post -__-


 

offline chambre noire from Iceland on 2018-02-03 22:14 [#02543362]
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Paterson 3.5/5
The Neighbour 2/5


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2018-02-04 14:38 [#02543384]
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The Godfather, 8/10, worth seeing just so you finally
understand where phrases like "leave the gun, take the
cannoli" come from.


 

offline freqy on 2018-02-04 17:35 [#02543390]
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BBC/10



 

offline freqy on 2018-02-04 20:04 [#02543395]
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i only visited bbc twice today. of all the activities in
the world available to mum and baby bbc suggest pole dancing
for little baby to get them started young (I think that
what the woman said but i cannot watch again to find out)
something to the effect.

They ban 'walk on girls' from sports...now they introduce
pre-teen and toddler pole dancing.

baby pole dancing bbc/10



 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2018-02-11 23:50 [#02544159]
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The Cloverfield Paradox

rating: baked fuck a la shit


 

offline SignedUpToLOL from Zuckuss fanfiction (United Kingdom) on 2018-02-12 10:36 [#02544168]
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Haha! I'd go along with that rating. Very disappointing.

It Follows 5/5 - Wowza! What an ace film, the first
time I've been spooked by a horror film for aaaaggges.
Really good, palpable dread, ace atmos',
dreamy/woozy, top music and spooky as fuck.
The Beyond: 1/5 (I'm judging this on the beginning
and the end, I fell asleep in between)
The Zero Theorem - 3/5 - Looked good and was nice
enough but failed to really grab me.


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2018-02-12 18:03 [#02544178]
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It Follows was our once in a decade horror masterpiece.
Everything you said plus I loved the timelessness. What
decade was it? What day of the week? Hell, what season?

I watched The Ritual last night, solid 7.5/10


 

offline DADONCK from here on 2018-02-12 23:28 [#02544204]
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hot tub time machine / solid 0


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2018-02-13 20:10 [#02544248]
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Murder on the Orient Express * * * ½


 

offline umbroman3 from United Kingdom on 2018-02-13 21:17 [#02544253]
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There's a sequel. It's worse than you can imagine.


 

offline DADONCK from here on 2018-02-13 21:42 [#02544255]
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there is a sequel?? there really is a sequel, ugh

also Crispin Glover who was in the film is such a hypocrite.
being super vocal about the wrong portrayal of success in
"Back to the Future" and then playing in a movie like hot
tub time machine..

him about "Back to the Future":
"It had to do with money, and what the characters were doing
with money ... I said to Robert Zemeckis I thought it was
not a good idea for our characters to have a monetary
reward, because it basically makes the moral of the film
that money equals happiness". Glover argued "the love should
be the reward", and "Zemeckis got really mad" over Glover's
questioning."


 

offline mermaidman on 2018-02-13 23:32 [#02544256]
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super ass eaterz vol. 4 - 2.4\5 - i've seen bigger asses
these were average
pissing on my stepbrothers Face - 3\5 - i'm biased cause i
like piss that's why i'm giving it a 3. otherwise the acting
wasn't good and the close ups could have been better.
horse size dildo mega huge edition - 5\5 - just go watch it
, seriously, this is what porn is meant to be.


 

offline SignedUpToLOL from Zuckuss fanfiction (United Kingdom) on 2018-02-14 12:23 [#02544269]
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I like adult films that have portentous,
quasi-academic titles like "The Art of Anal" (4/5) or "My
wife is going to learn something new with yours (4.5/5)", as
well as more "impressionistic" fare such as "Fake Hospital
Big Tits Polish" (3.5/5)


 

offline mermaidman on 2018-02-15 00:00 [#02544352]
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yeah i watched some of the art of anal good stuff.


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2018-02-15 09:55 [#02544357]
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Daddy's Home 2 * * *

- Much better than I was led to expect, thought it tackled
the dynamics of multi-generational step-families in an
interesting way with a few genuinely laugh-aloud moments.


 

offline DADONCK from here on 2018-02-15 10:17 [#02544360]
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Beuys (2017)
10 / 10


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2018-02-18 18:09 [#02544530]
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Goodbye Christopher Robin * * * ½

- Would have been four stars if not for the final twenty
minutes or so, badly fumbled after the kid goes to boarding
school.


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2018-02-18 23:53 [#02544545]
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Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri * * * *

- Solid small town crime drama tinged with dark humour.
Great acting all around, definitely worth a watch.


 

offline DADONCK from here on 2018-02-20 21:15 [#02544681]
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the brothers grimsby / solid 0

well, i liked the brit vibe

can someone suggest some good british films?



 

offline DADONCK from here on 2018-02-20 21:29 [#02544683]
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"donald trump has aids"


 

offline freqy on 2018-02-20 21:54 [#02544684]
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Old British film = bridge over the river kwai


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2018-02-20 23:18 [#02544686]
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Ive started rating all the movies I watch on imdb. Does
anyone else do that? Here's my last few ratings:

Breakdown - 1998 starring Kurt Russel - 6/10
The grudge - 2004 starring Buffy the vampire slayer 6/10
Prometheus -2012 watched with directors commentary and
revised my 5/10 to a 7/10
The negotiator 1998 Samuel l Jackson and Kevin space 5/



 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2018-02-21 00:32 [#02544687]
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Yeah I've done it for years - great way to find out the film
I've never heard of that I'm about to watch I rated 5/10 a
million years ago.


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2018-02-21 00:33 [#02544688]
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In case you wish to add me: Mah IMDb Ratings Page


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2018-02-23 19:31 [#02544929]
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Identity 2003 starring john cusack 2/10


 

offline Tussle Toss from United States on 2018-02-23 21:02 [#02544950]
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blade runner 2049 96/100
the last jedi 68/100
justice league 1/100 zack snyder kys
i, tonya 79/100
john wick chap 2 71/100


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2018-02-23 22:01 [#02544964]
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king arthur legend of the sword - 1/10

docked 3 points for the david beckham cameo which has to be one
of the most obnoxious things i've ever seen.


 


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