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online belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2018-12-05 03:09 [#02565579]
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it takes all sorts and this is mc liquorice
bertie bassett the bastard bound to bang bitch or snitch
electric metric or imperial, belb has no fear of y'all
banging like a beast, surrender or yr bound to fall
my cup runneth over, yr better left for dead
i'm drowning in clover, you better take a triple zed
or could be a zee, it's all the same to me
all trolls gotta cross my bridge, better pay the fee


online belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2018-12-05 05:07 [#02565580]
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and there you have it, mcs set to turn rabbit
see sherbet, dab it, 200 microgram tab it
hallucinate til after 8, eat a whole box
join the microdots, it's mr fantastic fox
drop amanita, litre of omega, root of mandrake
a messy monday morning, melded to my mindstate
i exude fumes and microwave yr gameface
a clues for you, please conclude yr lame fakes


online belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2018-12-05 06:31 [#02565581]
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you can ask around, i'm from a long way outta town
i confound, smoke about a pound and verb a noun
convert a sound into beatbox and take the crown
white rhino out to trample all of yr silly shit down
6:25 and i'm dabbing at the sherbert
fingers in my ears i'll stab yer til yer nerves hurt
no sleep til salford, i can just about focus to type
wear an alarm clock, don't believe the hype


offline mermaidman on 2018-12-05 08:40 [#02565582]
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barz twenty four seven cuuuuz...

savage, damage, cabbage
mop, hop, cop, drop, top


online belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2018-12-06 02:40 [#02565605]
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break away, red cross accommodation?
can't chain me mate, i build my own space station
schiz nation, fried with the brain-wide sedation
twisted into elation, preside over medicated nation
smoke coriander and bring the best banter
snort the cumin, peace out to any bloomin moomin
blaze the peppercorn, make man see the red dawn
there's blood in your eyes and yr family's forlorn


online belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2018-12-06 03:20 [#02565606]
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swing batter, better swing, i live on weed and cheese thins
the diseased with wings, spaced out like saturn's rings
every time i shut my eyes i get the spins
suck down the juice and gins and guess who wins?
self-obsessed much? i'll hobble you with my crutch
pen the best stuff even caged in this rabbit hutch
my handmade homebrew is mostly made of mercury
so sample my heavy metal, peons better serve for me


online belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2018-12-06 03:51 [#02565607]
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this blog? i'm crazy like the lady with the log
note to self, slaughter rapper like a boss hog
pig dog lost in deep water and thick fog
i'll cut you for football stickers or a rare pog
herbal tea and posh lattes, hardly hard days
night, chat shit while refocusing my gaze
spite spattered on your back like cumstains
i batter twats and proceed to set the next craze


online belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2018-12-06 06:08 [#02565610]
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drop a flubro and pro plus for bragging rights online
proper zombified, all roll ups and hammerite
need to hang tight, hole up and jam like a butty
i'm sarky like cutty, the most dark and dutty
this man was stuck in a rut, i put a hole in his head
left for dead in a dusty shed for quarter zed
all dunn and said, say my name like candyman
that's the plan, how the game began, just so i stay fed


online belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2018-12-06 07:18 [#02565611]
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pasted and shaded my liver pink neon
begone, you fantasize over natalie portman in leon
or macauley culkin at age age nine, front page or frontline
reported for thoughtcrime, but i'm not arsed, i got mine
i mostly imitate bagpus, tranq'd and tanked up on the night
i like dust, pop rocks and leaving brains as mush, i'm
been anorexic when life was hectic, sold yr kid's
now i must eat you as my hearty grub, even blessed it


online belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2018-12-06 07:34 [#02565612]
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fuck i messed up the look of the thread
that'll haunt me even though i take the cake and bread
i'm not well read, just a lot of dr seuss
my loose caboose is the next line, tie yr noose
bless yr pages while i hex mine, spit truth
and skullfuck yer til yr lose a tooth
didnt i make it clear? on here i'm the one to fear
i predict a lack of replies and a single tear


online belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2018-12-06 08:30 [#02565614]
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samplin a song of praise, i hit the bong for days
exhume a saint's grave and put it up my nasal passageways
unfazed by a tazer to my face, put paid to the rumour mill
does he do what he says? still here while yr long over the
granted it's somewhat chemically induced
but when i rule the roost and reduced
all competition to a fine paste, for my sake
don't even try to escape
this tine there's 9 lines mate, yr shit's a pure pisstake


online belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2018-12-06 09:16 [#02565616]
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top of the world ma, agitprop off the dome
well known in the zone and the sector, i wave my sceptor
do you concur? i turn to face remains of the human race
bars for days as advertised by mermaids, pure nectar
i tend to gargle to getcha, acid and a can of mace
trip the light fantastic then trip over my own lace
arsenic and no space, i rap inside a locked cupboard
you arselick my waste, i'm more dogged than mother hubbard


online belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2018-12-07 07:22 [#02565653]
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first integrity, i'll sellotape yr eyelids shut
it's meant to be i tell you mate, i'm usually nice but
question my directive and yr looking for a right hook
or ricin in your favourite mug, with mashed spuds
(i don't mean potatoes) yr breathing through a broken nose
while thinking bout secondly and what it is yr meant to be
doing to earn yr life back, look you've got me off track
i only meant to write a verse for you mate, yours was fuckin


online belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2018-12-15 08:09 [#02565878]
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goin all in, i blow my nose on the shroud of turin
appalling, yr soaked in urine, come calling at my cavern
beefs? best believe i gotta have em
yr rage sustains and fills my page, shit i need to get laid
freebase spray paint to tag toes with DOAs for days
i raise an undead army so the lead can't harm me
spin a yarn into tales of x amount of nights
now pen yr own adventure for once ya lazy shites


online belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2018-12-16 07:01 [#02565896]
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so sick i'm like fingers down yr throat
no edits, just type the shit as wrote
then float, the militant irritant little critter
lyrical syllable splitter, umami then bitter
i calmly do yr mum up the shitter
pack the one hitter, never a quitter
run the road like a council gritter
this is evolution, see the fittest? i'm fitter


online belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2018-12-17 01:03 [#02565939]
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i see you with eyes wide shut, bout to bust a gut
injectin in yr foot, i live in a hole not a hut
can't afford a pizza box never mind doors n locks
dedicated to retox, i'm too drunk to beatbox
metal grinders in socks, sharpened screwdrivers
gettin by on rocks, i'm down to my last fivers
saliva's lookin grey, can't get up today
i stake a claim and exchange it for my jsa


offline RussellDust on 2018-12-17 17:15 [#02565954]
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Look into my eyes, your ball are paralysed
Now I know why you’re eyes are wide shut
You’re scared of me coz I don’t give a fuck
I pick my nose on the bus wipe it on the side

I earn from rhymes but it’s not my job
Go figure
I just know only fools and horses work


online belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2018-12-17 18:13 [#02565955]
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trigger warning, that verse was appalling
when i come calling yr tucked up in beddyboes
got heavy flows like i was having a period
and so it goes, you cannot be serious, really tho
seven oh posts in, that's yr second interjection?
i'm still on a section for wrecking the sector
betcha bottom tenner i can smell yr weakness
any reade can tell my genius is ceaseless


online belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2018-12-19 05:43 [#02566001]
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i'm like norman bates, you can call me yr master
bustin in yr eyes if i feel like i hafta
i left boh coz i couldnt do the capcha
i'm blowin up and killin shit like malaysian air disaster
yr mam's the town bike and i broke her spokes
yr shit's 404 and i'm blowing up yr localhost
i'm known both-coastally for doin deals postally
munchin eggytoastally, yr postin empty boastally


online belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2018-12-31 01:51 [#02566390]
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stick to smokin soapy, yr a clone like zopi
this is easy as abc, yr d for dopey
i leave you looking mopey and bilious, cease silliness
pop a pill for us and sleep, my shit is much too deep
eatin canapés and children, whydya think im ill then
a can of paint to kill them all and beans to build a hill
a vali is required, i'm even starting to feel tired
how many unrequired bastards have i sired


online belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2019-01-15 22:58 [#02567168]
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i riced out my yugo, dropped a few flubro
swiped right on sight, yr mum is my new ho
my apology for such misogyny but yr still not onto me
say my alias, salaryman faceless, bee ee el bee
tee hee, know that i'm better than you've ever bin
3 litre zeppelin and i battle guaranteed to win
ding dong merrily i'm high as fuck
knight to h8, i just took yr rook


online belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2019-01-15 23:18 [#02567169]
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treat my rhymes as yr bible, i'm anthrax viral
molecule chiral, pirandello spiral
yr spirochete is on my cheat sheet
i devour yr fried meat, delete the beat and acapella
silent sound queller, yr disease is my masterpiece
lyrical exceller, such a nice fella
raiser of heller, opening yr veins like zimo
rent a limo and rob a bank just to waste the teller


offline RussellDust on 2019-01-15 23:51 [#02567170]
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That microphone you hug is my dick
You get inspired from where I shit
Your flow is droid like
Your style has a
Haemorrhoid vibe
You’re street prurit mate
The kind girls hate


online belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2019-01-16 00:15 [#02567172]
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post 3 from hobz, you can tell he's really trying
but i'm indestructible like a 3310
boyz 2 men and sounds of muffled crying
as 3 nobs destroy his hole, woke man ben
i'll open yr face like word dot docs
where's yr nike airs? i see yr wearing scuffed crocs
back to smoking brown and rocks
and kablammo, yr sadder than zammo smoking cocks


offline RussellDust on 2019-01-16 00:30 [#02567173]
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Aw that’s cute, but where are you from matey?
a city where quantity beats quality?
You crystal ball is fuzzy coz I hate reptile feet
Jealous of my stock coz you rock crocs with socks
I turn heads leave both boy and girl in shock
If you ever get cold you know where the heat is
Had Jordans before you knew what a beat is


online belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2019-01-16 01:01 [#02567178]
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warrington refugee, don't know if i left or it left me
small town mentality, shit was so sad to see
shelters and salford next, left me fuckin vexed
swinton's alright tho, i mainly just sharpen text
and yr missing a line, i'll give you time
to count on yr fingers, failure stink lingers
like the haze of yr greenery, i do this shit easily
and trigger yr foot fetish, the perfect crime


online belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2019-01-18 02:03 [#02567254]
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embrace poverty and rap to make pennies
robbin frank to pay bennies, the rogue chemist
exposin my dick cos it's longer than yr leng is
back bent into a question mark, cheap like old kent is
i've said this before, now i'm droppin to the floor
line 6 of an 8 bar, can't be arsed the think of more
gettin faced off the hospital aroma
wishful stinkin and pledgin phob my last kroner


online belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2019-01-29 02:22 [#02568019]
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baha'i kawaii, i'm sicker than candyman times 3
with the ill mush hookup blended in my mug of tea
bumping threads from back when i punctuated
now something unrelated, i really need a fuckin wee
and oh shit, my hand just melted thru the table
how to use my charger cable, plz halp cos i'm unable
7 out 8 lines, and i'm really in poor condition
tape my eyelids open, no sleep til i see the mortician


online belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2019-02-15 02:39 [#02569338]
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mate you wot? i dash while you dot dot dot
my shit is hot, yours is not not not
got bills like buffalo, believe me i've got a lot
does he? think he does ya know, need rest, i'm gonna flop
my shit is so ill you need a colostomy bag
doing the exorcist crab, tag after tag, gift of the gab
so tight i'm known as the money holder
my rhymes are sicker than freqy's image folder


online belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2019-02-23 04:05 [#02569957]
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sick of my own braggadocio but you need to be told
it's the rhyme dynamo, the acapulco gold
mung beans and tofu, best believe i'll ghost you
where's yr goto? cos i got mine ready rolled
i'm the wickedest mr man or little miss
didn't plan for this, sicker than CVS
leave you a bleeding mess, please learn from the best
rhyme father, i go deeper than siddhartha, the herman hesse


offline corticalstim from Canada on 2019-02-23 06:46 [#02569960]
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Yo folks, hope ya'll cracked cause these yolks about to
Haven't read the thread in a decade, but I'll turn up the
coil to toast.
Found Jesus? Nope, there's no hope, but to work yourself
through it: woke.
I battled and struggled, lost and beaten undertow, kept on
kicking through it though.

Found myself stopping and looking back to him.
To Richard D James and the ill techno rhythm.
I missed the sky walkers, and the Calvinist-isms,
Hey Phobiazero, what's the word up, my brethren?


online belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2019-02-23 09:33 [#02569964]
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the cortical stimulator, he's never been a hater
just a flying visitor, well brother, seeya later
or was it melissa juice, that's the shit for hangin loose
getting lean and lookin like the meme "im confus"
i'm hereby taking over the thread again, rhyme veteran
hungry for beef then i'll pass out and catch a zed again
rollin the reefer, inhale and pass to st peter
huffin ether, i'm on high with one eye on rhyme meter


offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2019-02-23 17:57 [#02569982]
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Pick my nose and flick the bogey in your direction
Ask your mum when your dad last had an erection
Trod in a dog poo on the way to your flat
Don't wipe it on the kerb wait for your door mat
Ask for coffee when it comes change my mind to tea
Dipped biscuit on your carpet flicked off my kneee
I fart in the cup, hold it up to my ear
Sandy shores far away are what I can hear


offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2019-02-23 17:58 [#02569983]
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This one is BRILLIANT


online belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2019-02-23 19:18 [#02569986]
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my rhymes are sharper than pat's mullet
see my pud? i'll pull it, then i'll stab you in the gullet
deep down and dutty, fuelled up with a sugar butty
bend my words round and round like they was silly putty
i'm better than i've ever bin, refreshed with a tin of
down to win, brain infected by devils, it works on many
and still the world begins to spin again, i awake like
pack a day smoker and i'm my own worst carcinogen


online belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2019-02-23 23:25 [#02570009]
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you don't wanna put me to the test, fuck daphne
and marry celeste, i disappear like the eponymous
86 posts and they're still not onto us
i'm preparing yr lyrical sarcophagus, in dust i trust
picking bits off my stylus, rhyme piledrivers a must, um
the catacombs are open for yr custom
reload and bust em, leave no witnesses
i'll scare you all shitless, you dig this?


offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2019-02-24 02:30 [#02570014]
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splitting diamond feathers with your spiralling iris
colonnade of variegated angular sunrays
hovering metallic purple bivouavc spilling forth
endless cascading shimmering mirror thoughts
shattering sense pulses through your physic shielding
fragmenting tesseract corresponds to your tea leaves


online belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2019-03-10 22:07 [#02571216]
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i'm best bitter, the better spitter, yr gary glitter
wearing a sandal, you flip flop, who said you know hip hop?
handled by a man in a tam, yr gettin served like a ham
my shit is hotter than pakistan in july, why lie?
i'm dubai in june, you shot yr foot, i shoot the moon
with a silver harpoon, yr on krokodil for a proper thrill
leave yr rotted cock on the windowsill, got a one hit kill
call me fag ash lil, don't dilly dally, shit's a done deal


online belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2019-03-23 01:32 [#02572084]
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come see the herbalist, begin to receive certain bliss
earth yr plugin, start the love-in, you won't have heard of
first neuron to posts post haste, better burn the haze
we stay awake for days undertaking to stay blazed
puff the smelly, look, i'm gettin tubbier than telly
got booty like a khaki green welly, yr green jelly
wibble wobble motherhubbard, in league with the censor
don't act like yr free, bitch i already rent yer


online belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2019-05-04 19:50 [#02576674]
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calling wackphace, you'll get erased like backspace
splattered on the mat mate, i'll take you to that place
richie rich, privileged bitch, i call shenanigans
yr faker than yr girlfriends (first aid mannequins)
i got rhymes stronger than extra mature cheddar
the one you wanna be scared-a
horse head bed-a, with you covered in red-a
yr e.c.g. is in asystole, i've never seen deader


offline umbroman3 from United Kingdom on 2019-05-04 19:55 [#02576675]
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yr faker than yr girlfriends (first aid mannequins)



online belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2019-05-07 22:10 [#02576884]
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best know that you can't step to me
get crushed like pills in my mango smoothie
it's over, done with
yr out of yr depth like a dried up lungfish
in this rap game there's nobody better
my shit's hotter than a cable knit sweater
i take the crown, bailiff to yr debtor
i've got more rhymes than you've cracked it over greta


online belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2019-06-10 22:22 [#02579799]
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ooh mate, get me
i'm crashin the game like windows xp
ooh get you
think you can rap? you haven't got a clue
mate i'm not sure what yr after
do you want war or tee hee laughter
i'm not sure what you want
the winner's clear here like 400 p.t. font


online belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2019-06-15 21:21 [#02580215]
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welcome to s&m tv, taking a whip to cat deeley
touchy feely, gettin unruly, who would you be
i'd be belb then, yr squad's on ten men
red card, you wrote a verse and every line got parred
this shit's not hard - that's what she said
i spray lead, yr shootin dust in yr hand
understand? or over, i'm underground like a gopher
anywhere you go i'll be live from the sofa


online belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2019-06-29 08:42 [#02581400]
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colder than greenland, colder than ice
zatoichi fam, three blind mice
break bones like a fissure, you'll pay the price
do you get it? i'm beyond alphabetic, nice
i said yr itchy crawling with.... bedbugs
don't come round ere thinking you can sell drugs
gonna sink and i couldn't give a fuck la
dribble acid on my chin from lickin out my buchla


offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2019-06-29 09:19 [#02581405]
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dont smoke mature weed smoke young one. straight from the


offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2019-06-29 09:23 [#02581406]
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poor green parrots they have a shotgun pointed at them


online belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2019-06-29 11:17 [#02581408]
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on a deep one, marianas trench
harder than hench, knuckles like janken
jah thank him, fuck around get in memoriam
i got a store of em, line by line
it's thinkin time for y'all lesser mortals
punch thru like portals, straight up stellar
or inter, can't you see i'm a thinker
peace out, this is nuclear winter


offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2019-06-29 14:33 [#02581421]
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have to clairify this shit about the green parrot, was
following me in Palestine tree after tree one day, didnt
care if someone was watching at the time, just one of the
beautiful gifts of the land


online belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2019-06-29 16:17 [#02581423]
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look in my eyeballs
lets get fucked up til the sky falls
vodka straight from the freezer
the good shit, call me ebenezer
with a first aid kit and a pipe, oh right
this is one of those on a wishful thinkin vibe
still, i'm on top like cake with the icing
making spliffs and lacing yours with ricin


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