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i eat marshmallows then i puke rainbows i'm mellow i like them ass fat like pillows this is mermaid the master mc young punks can't fuck with me i keep it cold like ice in my vodka that is these muscles are made out of rice baby i'm faded in my jacuzzi bitches get laid-ed |
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puke rainbows? i maintain you puke lame flows mermaid's last gasp was same as his first breath nuke aimed low, taking names and i rain blows i'm past yr ass in this game, i forsee death for nowt or less and you got zero leverage far colder than yr beverage i'm minus 273 like liquid helium every line you posted was weak, not feelin em say byebye and yr goodnights my shit is sicker than gastrointestinal parasites |
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didn't you like in my jacuzzi bitches get laid-ed a little even |
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Callin names like an emigrate, thats what ya love to do |
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do emigrates call names much |
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i admit i eat rice more willingly after that rhyme |
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You broke my heart with a casual fart Aimed in my direction that fart was art Dissmive tart got the casual part Dismissing the days we played Mario kart Aimed at me yet you said it was mine Mocked my demeanour, saying it’s all fine And leaving the next day destroying our shrine That fart was yours, not mine! |
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hahaha |
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i rhyme pungent, cheesy puff skunky shit and eating muff my m.o. is dealing guff i.b.s. cramp creeping up on any position mans can take cantankerous i hit the vape and blam! i'm spittin out a lake of poison piss then changin shape |
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bits with tits |
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ive never been to Leamington spa nor Woking or Newport Pagnell yet the hoary breath of satan beckons me to stroud |
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Big fan of freestyle here, extremely underrated music genre if you ask me. Of course it was ruined by typical music industry bullshit. |
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mermaid's last gasp was same as his first breath savage |
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that is the line that made a drop of tear roll down my cheek |
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it's time cos i say so, slime man in playdough rhyme is my dayglo sign man so lay low find the whole userlist whining all "gay, bro" "jew this" "turk that" "touch tip" and fail flow b is the bravo, e is the ending l is for lifetime bans be impending b again breaking bad with no mending belb wrote the book you're currently lending |
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i swear all i hear is twats and loose bumba scared man ere like cats and cucumba 60 pound deals of soap put you under crumble while i strike like lightning and ...hail predictive fail, you've got new mail you suck and swallow on my zygote male better run and bail, last trip set sail think yer smart but yer bestest shit 's like dan quayle |
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you understand pain so why try to fight it you bring shame to your family name and i'm delighted ignited the blue touchpaper, inhaled the vapour i smited the track, set sail for a new caper 8 lines in the sand, you left your post unmanned you got shitcanned as i planned the plunder, oh and pause to munch vinyl and the dat tape vault my shit's heartstoppin, i call a halt |
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return to sender, later bruv i'm not in end a caper, crush a purple tin rudimentary i roll like rizla paper, dysmorphic chemistry 3 years later it almost put an end to me back to basic, gimme a witty liver cripple quip patient presenting with a sickly skin, ripped open pages of medical textbooks the delivery of mr incredible don't give-a-fucks |
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calling wavy, i see you lurk and run bitch Put Some Capitals In, you make my dick twitch i hold grudges, you're stained with cum smudges where's yer "wuz" and yr "cuz", mr persona switch type a couplet, i'll cut you like a cutlet 4 bars or 8, you can't deliver shit mate cool and no hate, just "son, i am disappoint" here, i'll introduces yr eye to this pencil point |
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pacifism? mouthful of jism, i'm sparrin perfuma cookin up sarin cough a lung for his persona, cunt gets stepped on no text or breath from any next one roll in shit? you will get dirty i've got fuck all to lose, i barely made thirty pretty princess in a bio waste vineyard take this cup from my lips, you better spit hard |
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a loner, a stoner, a stinky trick thinker antifa antics, tactically practically drop dead demon drinker alliterative joined up thinker bass weight to meditate and networks to link a pussyhole with ultimate lyrical crucifixion bitchslaps over nothing but fiction come autobiographical or turn round silly time you pulled the zilty hari kiri |
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sounds of the cosmos, i come from andromeda pounds of weight hit far too strong for ya let me pop in to drop yr shit to asystole hash to ash, i'm moving too quick to see i'm prone to probability shift, your shit will drift you're solo skydiving with an anvim for lift i blow up the place like grains of raw astatine full spectrum dominance, fat to lean, know worramean |
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yo yo yo *cough* one-two one-two belb i see you rhyming so i chime in i jump out spit rhymes then i dive in i forgot about this thread thanks for reminding got a full head of hair no balding your pussy loose no vaseline easy to slide in |
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there is also i'm no cowboy but i know horseriding... i don't actually know horseriding but... |
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click reply, well let me be first to say you're a bit part fluffer, clearly gay for pay no diss i insist but i'm afraid you've lost your way sphincter repair will see you now, mr easy lay you take the piss while i rob your bladder no pause no applause of course there's nothing sadder a mic drop to silence, call me your highness i bring the violence, trust me i'm badder |
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gay boy gay boy gay boy everywhere i see gay boys on my lawn there are gay boys in my thread there are gay boys |
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this is belb's freestyle thread from now on. he's clearly the better freestyler. belb please feel free to do anything you like with the thread or not |
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i mean keep posting your freestyles when you want to at least |
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Belb is with dem nasty rhymes again |
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hexane my screen and squeegee wipe my third eye open man like steam, your hymen ripe for the taking i puff the green and tag team yr shit in hammerite grope my own tits, lean into the wind and get to vaping i break down weeping at my own perfection get erections at my own reflection sleeping vestigial sections of my brainstem i failed to mention, i warp time to end men i killed you in another dimension with a bic pen |
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chop suey the guillotine, my memory blank and wiped anew drop loony hill of beans, end me for the good of few drum loop blowing minds like they were scanners i tighten the rope that binds and tool up my spanners i rock joggers from barnardos and t shirts from oxfam 50p chic go hard bro, stubborn like an ox man ghost at the feast, you remain deceased i laugh last and loudest, tattooed with the mark of the beast |
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up periscope, i'm posing as my own dupe soapbox horoscopes, lonely on my last zoot lines of longitude, codex of botanicals signs of promise and a rolodex of cannibals claim a giro you're a product of the system ashamed i lie though, guerrillas in the mist then inhale a dirty cloud of sodium hydroxide polonium and opprobrium roll until the knot's tied |
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the noose, the gallows, the hawk, the sparrows i rest in slumber til the coming of the appointed hour the flight, the wind, the beast who sinned one who believes in the thunderstorm's anointed power a knife is cleaned, the eschaton in six strokes the life of dreams, the universe's sick jokes you wish to levitate then penetrate this cipher river runs deep with the blood of the viper |
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achieving parity, reversing the polarity i promise not to clutter up the board with my verses the curse is sanity and lighting up a laramie the stumble of a stutter step, bored by lipservice inaction station, miration versus sick singularity tune's spaghetti code, the bible in php we'll never leave until we wither on the vine the only prize we need is who writes the punchline |
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20 hertz, bass to phreak the trunk call plenty of herbs to face the drunk times i heard you deinterlace, see through the brick wall synaesthese the trees to bring the sick rhymes i'll stop when i'm dead and only temporarily this thread'll reach 4 figures, shit's meant to be feel free to jump in, stimulate my prostate just know that it better be first rate |
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swivel swiftly round an axis of symmetry drivel or silence is the only response perfumed ponce, you can't begin to link to me lyrical violence is an alarm call out once twice, three times as the cock crows pinocchio mc, look pasr yr long nose i'm doctor of sickness, piece by piece thesis paying house calls, i'm prescribing emesis |
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someone break this fucking accursed post chain scared to login? can't stand the public shame? i'll brick yr noggin, grind yr skull and snort the residue but echo chamber's worse, what's a princess meant to do see clear like mantis shrimp ocular lenses keyboards damp a synapse but boosts immune defences nowt's off limits, echelon raided your innermost circle i'll even battle a bot, man i'm turning purple |
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ripples in the ocean and visits to the nurse unrehearsed, humanity's worst, monstrosities first yr ringleader is a cripple on crutches dextrose implosion, life lived for offscreen touches shouts to anyone whose head's above paranoia please kiss the ring, shit, i'll destroy ya line seven is merely here as a placeholder wait for deeper pressure, your tea's getting colder |
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i'm craving nicotine, smoke time bumbaclarts time to roll a few as i am wont to do my stash has awakened my raving loony parts need to charge phone and have a brew can you credit it to boredom? like i was john zorn? i've got more bars than ant wicked demon spawn energy from the torus, eyes on you like horus back shortly to provide you with a chorus |
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asphyxiate you til yr mental state is panic tie you up in empty phrases, no need to plan it take yr soul out yr nose, autopsy airplay bloodlust and loose morals, all i think is yeah mate haircuts from a maniac, wig split and fade to black kingdom of a schizoid, frenzy of my fave attack decay, sustain and vibrato, samples for the blindside i smell you from a mile off, trampled in my landslide |
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shit's getting hairier than 70s bushes bad touches, i break shit up, double flushes yr in my forecast for forties and cromerty cotton on to me dot dash, i'll repo yr property improperly tie yr shoelace and trip you up on flooring brain drifting in ether, free of any mooring fight a dirty war, bankrolled an inside job hammered for a decade, now shut yr fuckin gob |
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reheated, tweeted back through a kaleidoscope bloody, bloated he bleated, survive the rope rasputin reputation, tended and watered carefully, care to be forgotten, have dirt on everyone you see flunk a slamdunk and end up psychiatric crawl back to bed as long as it's a tactic transcripts of the man who fought himself and won name your price for info, phasers set to stun |
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resect list in order, whoops, think i drew a blank nails through my palms, i drive my new tank adopt identity and end up who i'm meant to be more score and ten, yr facsimile is sent to me bonging hourly like i'm large-scale benjamin fax my shit back, clearly it was meant for him meanwhile in paradise, i hit on twenty, roll the dice enter the loser's lounge, i followed very bad advice |
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eschewed the manicure, grew up like a man o war one touch and i hammered like a can of thor inner peace was only reached at needlepoint wintertime in pastel, streets of a diesel joint grow the dark crop, angels on the warpath below the start of danger, pure bliss to call cash dismiss class and study group, gunman before i gave birth scalpel for a buddy, stoop to harvest bare eartb |
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bikini atoll, toss you like a rag doll hurrican carter removes any bad roll the die was cast, subpoena put you back on blast conduct the black mass, i look to think fast i off the rock of ages, a phonebook of blank pages terminal reciprocity, open all of man's cages i'm half a tall grey, taunt and then abort today passed the checkpoint, it's time to make you all pay |
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grab a notepad and start with an agenda physical punchlines and quick return to sender grow up dirt poor, where you learn to wipe the floor with any oliver twist, it's bad form to ask for more take zero for granted, the bad seed was sown fear of being supplanted, wait until you own a home practice constantly, til you box and beat yr shadow spit fire 8 bars til you leave the straight and narrow |
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ionize like radiation of a redwood forest chernobyl disintegration is the way to keep us honest piano keys stripped of their wires in knife crimes ran home to clipped photography of safer lifestyles semi rhyming assonance will suffice in a pinch aspirational alliterative acts like you were merril lynch camp david, just press play did anyone teach you dollar worth? lead boots to keep you tethered to hollow planet earth? |
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“Grab a notepad and start with an agenda” nice |
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i get the post 50, my shit is mad nifty got biters wanna hijack my craft, so shifty be autobiographical? yr shit is vampiric laughable while i bring the lyric, i'm a natural cynic when every word you write, there's no hype pass the mic, take a seat, or delete and act right i'm yr signal to throw in the towel, a foul owl yr chopped in half, my shit bisects yr bowel |
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