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offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2017-04-04 22:20 [#02517306]
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nope, several are coming to see the rooms but nobody seemed
to like. luckily in some cases i have to say.

she has murmur


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-04-04 22:22 [#02517308]
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hopefully you get people who are tidy and sociable
ah a murmur i think they are quite common, hopefully she
wont need a procedure


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2017-04-04 22:26 [#02517310]
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she has murmur from years, but the veterinary want to keep
it under control as she's 15. she doesnt have respiratory
problems so its alright. as for the people that come here, i
sincerely hope your prediction is right


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-04-04 22:32 [#02517311]
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yes best to keep it under observation, good age!

yes does your landlord pick the people? can you ask them not
to pick nutters, women are usually better i imagine as they
are tidier


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2017-04-04 22:33 [#02517312]
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i think that goes without saying


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-04-04 22:35 [#02517313]
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yes they dont leave out of date milk in the fridge


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2017-04-04 22:44 [#02517314]
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there was a smell of rotten death the other day in there


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-04-04 22:49 [#02517315]
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yes i hate that when i smell something and i cant locate the
pong, my gf has a better nose guidance than me, she says
cant you smell the kitchen bin, and i say no but when i go
to smell it its like the devils bottom


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2017-04-04 22:52 [#02517316]
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smell of rotten teeth


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-04-04 22:56 [#02517317]
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eww, do you have one of those wall plugins they help, my gf
has sweaty feet that smell


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-04-04 22:57 [#02517318]
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i probably shouldnt have said that


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2017-04-04 23:53 [#02517342]
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do that burn your eyes?


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-04-04 23:58 [#02517343]
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no it just makes me wonder if i left the cheese out or if
she has taken her shoes off after a long day


 

offline RussellDust on 2017-04-05 18:54 [#02517379]
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Glad your less upset with me mo. I'm still not sure what
happened.

Yeah I don't think sex is a necessity. I'm not saying you
need to get laid. It's not what I meant at all.

He he smelly feet.



 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2017-04-05 20:37 [#02517396]
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getting laid is the least of my problems mate, i dont give a
fuck


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2017-04-05 20:39 [#02517397]
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i fueled the discussion in the direction of which they say
that sex drives the lives of people. this is bullshit, is a
myth


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2017-04-05 20:43 [#02517398]
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i feel nice at the moment, im having a herb caramel sweet.
yesterday you made me angry, but it helped me with push ups.


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2017-04-05 20:58 [#02517401]
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the heart of maya is doing good despite the important
murmur, the ultrasound response


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-04-05 20:58 [#02517403]
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LAZY_TITLE



 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2017-04-05 21:16 [#02517407]
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ha ha


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-04-05 21:36 [#02517408]
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it was all going so well utill she had an affair with the
hoover dam, the hoover dam does anal


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2017-04-05 21:58 [#02517411]
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I kept blinking in disbelief that this wasn't a Tim and Eric
sketch, she even looks a bit like Eric


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-04-05 22:23 [#02517413]
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yes people are very strange, its comforting in a way, makes
you wonder what people are thinking about as you pass them
by



 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-04-05 22:25 [#02517414]
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theirs is pretty pedestrian by comparison


 

offline RussellDust on 2017-04-05 22:54 [#02517417]
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I like it that she refers to "her" when talking about a
giant erect phallic structure she clearly would love to sit
on the very tip of.



 

offline RussellDust on 2017-04-05 22:55 [#02517418]
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I suppose some women refer to their dildo as "her".


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2017-04-06 19:08 [#02517435]
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must have done something wrong with the push ups, my right
shoulder hurts from this morning


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2017-04-06 19:16 [#02517436]
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i woke up and was ok, half an hour later it started to hurt.
trying to cure it with arnica. maybe my arms cant take to
pump everyday anymore.


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2017-04-06 19:17 [#02517437]
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maybe i slept on it, the fuck knows


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-04-06 19:56 [#02517438]
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can you ask Moroccan woman to rub it in exchange for dates?


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2017-04-06 20:00 [#02517439]
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hahahahaha


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2017-04-06 20:01 [#02517440]
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i would trade dates for a bit of common sense, but makes no
sense now that shes leaving


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-04-06 20:06 [#02517441]
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shes off to seek men with a big bag of dates perhaps,


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2017-04-06 20:21 [#02517442]
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it getting better with arnica already. that shit is
miracolous, i should put it on my dick


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-04-06 20:25 [#02517443]
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is that the stuff your doctor gave you?


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-04-06 20:29 [#02517444]
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"rub it on your cock thrice a day"



 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2017-04-06 20:32 [#02517445]
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yes, he does it himself, i paid it 25 euros for 125 ml tube


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-04-06 20:32 [#02517446]
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he rubs it on his cock as well?


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2017-04-06 20:33 [#02517447]
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nope, dont say this to my doc, he goes in africa to cure the
african people


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2017-04-06 20:36 [#02517448]
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the other guy is doing jobs interviews in english language
from days, i can hear it in my room, more discouraging than
the italian version


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-04-06 20:38 [#02517449]
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is the other guy Italian?


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2017-04-06 20:38 [#02517450]
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yes, dont ask me details as i might violate some privacy law


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-04-06 20:41 [#02517451]
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ah ok, like you can tell me his name is like Luigi for
example


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2017-04-06 20:42 [#02517452]
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lol i wont tell you his name, why Luigi, like the brother of
Mario?


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2017-04-06 21:17 [#02517453]
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mario brothers is a racist construct


 

offline belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2017-04-06 22:00 [#02517454]
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chut up rainbow energy 😑


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2017-04-06 22:53 [#02517457]
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i would have more sex if my voice was like if i had
perennial flu


 

offline truthgong on 2017-04-07 01:44 [#02517462]
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sexual instincts should be coldly observed like the demonic
influences they are.

not even talking out of my ass. religion got that part
right.

every person i know has been ruined by their glorified
banging

oh, does that feel really good? so does heroin. fucking
sheep.


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-04-07 07:42 [#02517467]
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yes it was the easiest one to pick from, apart from going
through a list of Italian footballer names


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2017-04-07 16:36 [#02517483]
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I'm Extremely horny, today.

sorry if this offends


 


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