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offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-04-07 16:50 [#02517485]
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what ever you do dont google "cock up own arse" like i did
for a laugh


 

offline RussellDust on 2017-04-07 18:34 [#02517504]
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Why would someone do that for a laugh? 😅

Peeps, I hope you get some release. It's pretty damn nice to
feel horny.


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2017-04-07 18:51 [#02517509]
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the last time i was horny i told it to an uncle of mine, he
suggested me to pay for sex, and i said something like 'not
with my salary', so he put money on my hand and said 'its on
me'. took the money, but didnt go


 

offline RussellDust on 2017-04-07 18:58 [#02517510]
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I'm sure he meant well. My mum wanted to pay for me to lose
my virginity with a mature hooker for some reason. Didn't
happen.


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2017-04-07 19:04 [#02517511]
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ha ha quite a futuristic mum. the only reference to sex my
mother did with me in her whole life was answering 'chiko
chiko' when i asked what he did at the river with a man that
wasn't my dad. i was a kid though, and my father had already
fled


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2017-04-07 19:05 [#02517512]
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*she


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-04-07 19:21 [#02517513]
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i thought i would see a funny cartoon, but i actually saw
the act i naively thought it wasnt possible, i suppose the
willing always find a way, very grim


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2017-04-08 01:25 [#02517533]
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did he succeed in creating the worlds unhappiest baby


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-04-08 09:29 [#02517539]
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whose baby?


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2017-04-08 15:02 [#02517547]
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the Ass Baby, from the man who was attempting to clone
himself behind his own back.


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-04-08 16:02 [#02517553]
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i havent heard if that one


 

offline RussellDust on 2017-04-09 13:31 [#02517577]
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Ass ass baby


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2017-04-09 21:06 [#02517649]
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I refer to the back door as "the servants entrance"


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-04-10 11:49 [#02517670]
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thought it was the " the tradesman's enterance", must be a
regional difference between north and south UK, can tell
your probably middle class!


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-04-10 12:20 [#02517673]
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you're


 

offline RussellDust on 2017-04-10 19:38 [#02517703]
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Mouse is not from the UK. He's from a magical faraway place
without social classes.


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-04-10 19:41 [#02517705]
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he merican?


 

offline RussellDust on 2017-04-10 19:45 [#02517710]
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Not telling. I have said too much. Though I think he'd feel
insulted by your first guess/assumption.


 

offline RussellDust on 2017-04-10 19:52 [#02517715]
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Second*


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-04-10 19:53 [#02517716]
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hes canadian then?


 

offline RussellDust on 2017-04-10 19:56 [#02517717]
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Like I said, I'm not saying. Maybe he doesn't want it to be
known. I'm pretty elusive as to where I live myself. I'm not
even sure why.


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-04-10 19:59 [#02517719]
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you dont want people to stereotype you?

or you just dont feel its relevant



 

offline RussellDust on 2017-04-10 20:04 [#02517721]
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Let me get back to you on that one.


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-04-10 20:05 [#02517723]
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i put where i live cos i doubt anyone really knows that much
about where i live apart from its vaguely like liverpool


 

offline RussellDust on 2017-04-10 20:24 [#02517725]
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Oh gosh, do you have a scoute accent?


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-04-10 20:27 [#02517726]
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sort of half scouse, half Cheshire,

LAZY_TITLE

male version of this


 

offline RussellDust on 2017-04-10 20:27 [#02517727]
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Do you speak like Steven Gerrard, and Jamie Carragher? Do
you have comically curly hair and a moustache? Did Harry
Enfield mock your dad?

Is still picture you as physically looking like a Jenkinson
Brother.


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-04-10 20:29 [#02517729]
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well i have dark hair and facial hair if thats what you
mean, my face is less wonky probably haha


 

offline RussellDust on 2017-04-10 20:29 [#02517730]
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Did she say "cum gun", or "cum gum", or am I crazy? I won't
be checking again to oppress my mild OCD.

That accent is fine by me. I like it even.


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-04-10 20:31 [#02517732]
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yes she did loool


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-04-10 20:32 [#02517733]
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LAZY_TITLE


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-04-10 20:33 [#02517734]
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on jimmy savilles playlist no doubt


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-04-10 20:37 [#02517736]
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LAZY_TITLE


 

offline RussellDust on 2017-04-10 20:53 [#02517740]
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I stopped after seven seconds. Oh god what do you search for
online all day. 🤣


 

offline RussellDust on 2017-04-10 20:53 [#02517741]
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Oh wait, you searched for 'cum gun'. Sorry.


 

offline RussellDust on 2017-04-10 20:56 [#02517743]
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The colour of the ooze is the problem. If it was green the
sketch would have been about snot, and sneezing.


 

offline RussellDust on 2017-04-10 20:56 [#02517744]
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That guy sounds like Cartman. Maybe somewhat how Eric would
sound was he an adult. Awesome.


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-04-10 20:59 [#02517747]
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yes he literally says cum gun in the sketch


 

offline RussellDust on 2017-04-10 21:57 [#02517763]
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To add more as in to why I made this thread...

I believe the primal drive in humans, for them to want to be
in any position of power and wealth in our day and age, is
sex. Even if unaware and frigid. That's at least where it
came from. The primitive alpha male. His hoard of women that
only he could fuck. His strong physical abilities and looks.
By 28 he would be killed and replaced, after finally losing
a one to one fight. It's the root of all evil in a way, not
the sex, the drive.

Women were submissive and cared for the males and infants.
Not all mammals work that way.

Of course things have changed immensely since then. Since
first monolith appearance.

I'm sorry it sounds so primitive. Of course people want to
be politicians for other reasons just than to fuck their
secretary... I get that people do things that aren't driven
by the goal of a blowjob or a hunk being their slave. I do
believe, and have seen people do great things purely driven
by the instinct of goodness, and what is right.

But don't tell me no one right now on social media wants to
be famous and adored, that they don't want to appear
fuckable on their endless selfies. That porn is highly
unpopular, that men don't want money (power) to get girls
that don't want men with money (power). And vice versa. That
men who feel ashamed with their penis size compensate.

Sex (and it's drive, it's instinct) can be seen as the root
of all evil and yet also the complete opposite.

The fact we need to maintain our species, for some reason,
like any other species on earth, I guess often
instinctively, has messed with our minds. Our minds that are
ever so slightly more complicated than those of animals and
insects. Mind you nature is cruel in any fucking regards.

I'll regret posting this tomorrow because I'm a bit tipsy
and can't find my sentences. I'm mixed up. Don't want to
offend Mohamed please.


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2017-04-10 22:04 [#02517764]
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im not offended, i just wanted to say with my posts is that
life is so full of shit for the vast majority of the people
that saying that sex drives the life of people is
ridiculous, at least in modern times


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2017-04-10 22:06 [#02517765]
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maybe i made a reason not to be an alpha male, maybe I'm
just telling that cos im approaching 38. who cares


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2017-04-10 22:10 [#02517766]
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having a good appaerance does not mean having more sex. at
all. at high school, when i was young and beautiful they
were making bets on the girls i would fuck, but i fucked
none.


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2017-04-10 22:12 [#02517767]
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well, myabe one, but years later


 

offline AMPI MAX from United Kingdom on 2017-04-10 22:13 [#02517768]
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know what ur saying but i just want to argue this:

humans are less to do with sex than other creatures. a world
without humans would just be sex and killing and NEVER
anything more than that. for years and years (what must have
seemed an eternity) the world was just sex and killing.
bizarre mutants specialised in sex and death all killing
eachother and having sex over and over again (hell). humans
are the only thing that ever made that different.


 

offline RussellDust on 2017-04-10 22:16 [#02517769]
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But no. I feel you just don't want to think about it, after
all I've said.


 

offline RussellDust on 2017-04-10 22:17 [#02517770]
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I will kill you and impregnate your wife.


 

offline AMPI MAX from United Kingdom on 2017-04-10 22:18 [#02517771]
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before us the world was hell


 

offline RussellDust on 2017-04-10 22:21 [#02517772]
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Oh really now. As in volcanic? Will you meantion Thetans
next?


 

offline RussellDust on 2017-04-10 22:23 [#02517773]
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Meantion.

This place is a microsocsm of how I feel with the wider
world. I'm on love with the humans, and hate them too.


 

offline AMPI MAX from United Kingdom on 2017-04-10 22:28 [#02517774]
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its not as deep as you think to put human decency on a level
with insects under a brick. all day they just fuck and kill
doubt they feel anything else. we dont do that. instead
spend most of our time buying things. its a miracle really.


 


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