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what ever you do dont google "cock up own arse" like i did for a laugh |
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Why would someone do that for a laugh? 😅 Peeps, I hope you get some release. It's pretty damn nice to feel horny. |
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the last time i was horny i told it to an uncle of mine, he suggested me to pay for sex, and i said something like 'not with my salary', so he put money on my hand and said 'its on me'. took the money, but didnt go |
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I'm sure he meant well. My mum wanted to pay for me to lose my virginity with a mature hooker for some reason. Didn't happen. |
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ha ha quite a futuristic mum. the only reference to sex my mother did with me in her whole life was answering 'chiko chiko' when i asked what he did at the river with a man that wasn't my dad. i was a kid though, and my father had already fled |
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*she |
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i thought i would see a funny cartoon, but i actually saw the act i naively thought it wasnt possible, i suppose the willing always find a way, very grim |
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did he succeed in creating the worlds unhappiest baby |
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whose baby? |
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the Ass Baby, from the man who was attempting to clone himself behind his own back. |
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i havent heard if that one |
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Ass ass baby |
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I refer to the back door as "the servants entrance" |
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thought it was the " the tradesman's enterance", must be a regional difference between north and south UK, can tell your probably middle class! |
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you're |
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Mouse is not from the UK. He's from a magical faraway place without social classes. |
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he merican? |
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Not telling. I have said too much. Though I think he'd feel insulted by your first guess/assumption. |
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Second* |
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hes canadian then? |
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Like I said, I'm not saying. Maybe he doesn't want it to be known. I'm pretty elusive as to where I live myself. I'm not even sure why. |
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you dont want people to stereotype you? or you just dont feel its relevant |
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Let me get back to you on that one. |
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i put where i live cos i doubt anyone really knows that much about where i live apart from its vaguely like liverpool |
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Oh gosh, do you have a scoute accent? |
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sort of half scouse, half Cheshire, male version of this |
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Do you speak like Steven Gerrard, and Jamie Carragher? Do you have comically curly hair and a moustache? Did Harry Enfield mock your dad? Is still picture you as physically looking like a Jenkinson Brother. |
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well i have dark hair and facial hair if thats what you mean, my face is less wonky probably haha |
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Did she say "cum gun", or "cum gum", or am I crazy? I won't be checking again to oppress my mild OCD. That accent is fine by me. I like it even. |
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yes she did loool |
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on jimmy savilles playlist no doubt |
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I stopped after seven seconds. Oh god what do you search for online all day. 🤣 |
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Oh wait, you searched for 'cum gun'. Sorry. |
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The colour of the ooze is the problem. If it was green the sketch would have been about snot, and sneezing. |
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That guy sounds like Cartman. Maybe somewhat how Eric would sound was he an adult. Awesome. |
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yes he literally says cum gun in the sketch |
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To add more as in to why I made this thread... I believe the primal drive in humans, for them to want to be in any position of power and wealth in our day and age, is sex. Even if unaware and frigid. That's at least where it came from. The primitive alpha male. His hoard of women that only he could fuck. His strong physical abilities and looks. By 28 he would be killed and replaced, after finally losing a one to one fight. It's the root of all evil in a way, not the sex, the drive. Women were submissive and cared for the males and infants. Not all mammals work that way. Of course things have changed immensely since then. Since first monolith appearance. I'm sorry it sounds so primitive. Of course people want to be politicians for other reasons just than to fuck their secretary... I get that people do things that aren't driven by the goal of a blowjob or a hunk being their slave. I do believe, and have seen people do great things purely driven by the instinct of goodness, and what is right. But don't tell me no one right now on social media wants to be famous and adored, that they don't want to appear fuckable on their endless selfies. That porn is highly unpopular, that men don't want money (power) to get girls that don't want men with money (power). And vice versa. That men who feel ashamed with their penis size compensate. Sex (and it's drive, it's instinct) can be seen as the root of all evil and yet also the complete opposite. The fact we need to maintain our species, for some reason, like any other species on earth, I guess often instinctively, has messed with our minds. Our minds that are ever so slightly more complicated than those of animals and insects. Mind you nature is cruel in any fucking regards. I'll regret posting this tomorrow because I'm a bit tipsy and can't find my sentences. I'm mixed up. Don't want to offend Mohamed please. |
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im not offended, i just wanted to say with my posts is that life is so full of shit for the vast majority of the people that saying that sex drives the life of people is ridiculous, at least in modern times |
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maybe i made a reason not to be an alpha male, maybe I'm just telling that cos im approaching 38. who cares |
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having a good appaerance does not mean having more sex. at all. at high school, when i was young and beautiful they were making bets on the girls i would fuck, but i fucked none. |
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well, myabe one, but years later |
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know what ur saying but i just want to argue this: humans are less to do with sex than other creatures. a world without humans would just be sex and killing and NEVER anything more than that. for years and years (what must have seemed an eternity) the world was just sex and killing. bizarre mutants specialised in sex and death all killing eachother and having sex over and over again (hell). humans are the only thing that ever made that different. |
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But no. I feel you just don't want to think about it, after all I've said. |
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I will kill you and impregnate your wife. |
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before us the world was hell |
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Oh really now. As in volcanic? Will you meantion Thetans next? |
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Meantion. This place is a microsocsm of how I feel with the wider world. I'm on love with the humans, and hate them too. |
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its not as deep as you think to put human decency on a level with insects under a brick. all day they just fuck and kill doubt they feel anything else. we dont do that. instead spend most of our time buying things. its a miracle really. |
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