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offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-04-04 19:09 [#02517238]
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they have a song for every eventuality


 

offline RussellDust on 2017-04-04 19:12 [#02517240]
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Yeah I could sense you have a problem.

I'm not tense when I type, that's your projection. Sorry.


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-04-04 19:12 [#02517241]
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There is alot of sexual tension in this thread, we should
synchronise our watches to GMT and all have a wank to some
rhythmic techno


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2017-04-04 19:15 [#02517243]
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i have a problem? lol fuck off


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2017-04-04 19:17 [#02517244]
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get a fucking viagra pill, no need to shit in your mouth


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-04-04 19:18 [#02517246]
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right im keeping out of this one


 

offline RussellDust on 2017-04-04 19:31 [#02517248]
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I don't understand the animosity. You're doing it alone,
Mohamed.


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-04-04 19:32 [#02517249]
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LAZY_TITLE


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2017-04-04 19:34 [#02517250]
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talk about being passive agressive, projecting in front of a
mirror, cause its that representation that fits you the
most. twat


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-04-04 19:37 [#02517251]
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Mo, Russell payed you a compliment earlier today, he said
you were one of the posters that makes this site worth
visiting


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2017-04-04 19:38 [#02517252]
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i dont care, hes being manipulative in this thread like in
others, i had to kick him in the ass from some time


 

offline RussellDust on 2017-04-04 19:42 [#02517253]
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Ha ha! Whatever; but I'm a bit surprised. Not sure how you
make any sense. As for the names and agressive verbal stuff,
that's lost on me. Don't bother.


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-04-04 19:42 [#02517254]
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he did confess to being a scat muncher though that has to
count for something


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-04-04 19:45 [#02517256]
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LAZY_TITLE



 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-04-04 19:47 [#02517257]
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i think money is the prime motivator for most people. (not
me) and everything else is a distant second, (probably sex
is second)


 

offline RussellDust on 2017-04-04 19:52 [#02517258]
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Money equals sex though. But yeah I see what you mean.

Mohamed, I've obviously offended you at some point, and
since then you've been projecting me as being a
manipulative and tense poster, failing to see I've never had
anything against you and often speak well of you. I'm not
tense, and have made it more than clear recently that people
here are alright, you included. I'm not tense here unless I
state I'm tense. I'm not tense. 🌸


 

offline RussellDust on 2017-04-04 19:53 [#02517259]
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Do you like sex farts?


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-04-04 19:55 [#02517260]
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I know i come across as weird, but im pretty straight laced
when it comes to anything sexual, now im older i dont think
of it too often in fact, probably dwindling libido.


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-04-04 19:55 [#02517261]
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when i listen to a good track i often get a feeling that
similar to having it off, but without the messy clear up
afterwards


 

offline RussellDust on 2017-04-04 19:57 [#02517262]
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My libido shot up at 39, after ten years of it being rather
low. I'd say I'm average now, but appreciate sex more than I
used to.


 

offline RussellDust on 2017-04-04 19:59 [#02517263]
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This has become a bit dr Ruth. Let's move on.

I wonder what mo will tell me next. I hope he's had some of
his veg and calmed down.


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-04-04 20:05 [#02517264]
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yeah or that woman who was on this morning, who looked like
she only had sex to conceive children


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2017-04-04 20:11 [#02517265]
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yeah like in that other thread where you invite me to calm
the fuck down where you was the only one 'unnecessary
tense', by your own words.

dont play the therapist card with me, unless you actually
have a heart.


 

offline RussellDust on 2017-04-04 20:42 [#02517266]
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I actually do have a heart. And I'm honestly trying to tell
you there's been a misunderstanding on your part. I'm sorry
if I'm grumpy at times but I fell you're treated no
differently to anyone here. Also it's clearly often text can
be misleading, you might think I'm being really tense, being
an arsehole, when in fact I think we're all just being
ourselves and still getting along. We all know this place is
often deliberately loud. I certainly never intended to
offend you to the point where you actually care and get
upset. Don't be upset, mate, I still want you to taste my
gratin one day.


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2017-04-04 20:49 [#02517267]
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ok


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2017-04-04 20:51 [#02517268]
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i dont fuck since my mother died. i was 31. now im 37. not
having a problem with that.


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2017-04-04 20:54 [#02517269]
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music is only getting better since then.


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2017-04-04 20:58 [#02517270]
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could easily make a bad taste joke to that


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-04-04 21:00 [#02517271]
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yes i was tempted to make the obvious one, but you wouldnt
speak to me again


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-04-04 21:02 [#02517272]
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if it make you feel any better your not the only one who
isnt getting their leg over


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-04-04 21:03 [#02517273]
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sorry about your mum, my dad snuffed it when i was 25 and
now im older i would be less of a shit to him but i wasnt
mature at that age


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2017-04-04 21:27 [#02517274]
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i touched the bottom with my mum verbally and without using
any swear word. i must have touched her in the profanity of
her blind biblical credence.


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2017-04-04 21:32 [#02517275]
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not sure what i meant there


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2017-04-04 21:35 [#02517276]
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mums are very important man


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-04-04 21:37 [#02517277]
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yes i know, i look after my mum alot, i get on with my mum
shes is a bit neurotic but she has a good sense of humour


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-04-04 21:38 [#02517278]
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you could have murdered someone and you mum would probably
forgive you, mums are like that i reckon, most are


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2017-04-04 21:38 [#02517279]
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yes, this is all for your advantage


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-04-04 21:43 [#02517280]
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i get on great with the family i have left im very lucky in
that regard, i dont have any enemies or grudges its great
for blood pressure


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-04-04 21:43 [#02517281]
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lifes far from perfect but when you see little blind
children or something like that you think how the fuck can i
complain about anything


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2017-04-04 21:49 [#02517286]
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im narrowing my vision as i age, for the benefit of everyone
around me


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-04-04 21:49 [#02517288]
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how do you mean? your squinting alot?


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2017-04-04 21:57 [#02517291]
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nope, it wasnt referred to the sight, but to the habit of
appeal to larger things that make our problems appear small.
everyone has his problems, sometimes large problems, not to
compare with more unfortunate people


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-04-04 22:00 [#02517294]
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yes sorry i know i was being silly, yes its true, i think
without the lows we wouldnt experience the ecstasy of the
highs when they come around all to in frequently. I probably
have more problems than i would like to say on here, but i
always try and think relatively, at least im not in jail or
hooked on crack


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-04-04 22:08 [#02517298]
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sorry im chatting shit tonight


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2017-04-04 22:10 [#02517299]
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sorry im lolling with myself i just made the moroccan woman
shit in her pants by walking in the kitchen quickly and
without slippers. i thought i left the coffee maker on the
fire.


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-04-04 22:11 [#02517300]
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do you still get on with her?

has your dog stopped eating poo yet?


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2017-04-04 22:12 [#02517301]
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shes leaving on the 15th of this month.

maya stopped eating poo and diarrhea stopped as well


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-04-04 22:14 [#02517303]
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will you be getting a new house guest?

nice one, perhaps they were related, i really like animals
they make live alot better


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2017-04-04 22:17 [#02517304]
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two new guests, since the other guy is leaving on the 21st
too

maya is getting cardiological exams tomorrow


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-04-04 22:19 [#02517305]
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do you know what the new people are like?

is her heart alright?


 


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