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offline AMPI MAX from United Kingdom on 2017-04-10 22:29 [#02517775]
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cant humans get some respect around here?


 

offline AMPI MAX from United Kingdom on 2017-04-10 22:34 [#02517776]
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but i know what you mean


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2017-04-10 22:37 [#02517777]
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the most talkable people, and the ones you could learn
something from are not alpha males.


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2017-04-10 22:40 [#02517778]
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whats good about sex is the feeling you get, before, during
and after sex. kill that feeling (use viagra), tell me what
of that good remains


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2017-04-10 22:46 [#02517779]
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a marble dick that deflates only after the fourth go? thats
true power, truly


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2017-04-10 23:40 [#02517781]
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I warned you guys that ampi was going to go full dark
enlightenment in 2017, and no one listened. now it's too
late


 

offline AMPI MAX from United Kingdom on 2017-04-11 00:24 [#02517782]
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sorry


 

offline AMPI MAX from United Kingdom on 2017-04-11 10:54 [#02517786]
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i think the reason you keep calling me that is cos you hang
out at reddit all the time. thats why you think adam curtis
is intelectual


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2017-04-11 13:30 [#02517792]
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Don't apologize to me, apologize to the non human species
you've insulted. Birds do it, bees do it, even educated
fleas do it.


 

offline RussellDust on 2017-04-11 16:29 [#02517809]
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I'm not here, nor did I make this thread, to defend sex.


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-04-11 16:49 [#02517810]
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i think you should have a penile joust with Mo on a moped to
resolve differences, pork swords at dawn


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-04-11 16:49 [#02517811]
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actually think unicycles would work better


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2017-04-11 17:42 [#02517813]
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and im not accusing it


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2017-04-11 18:02 [#02517816]
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RusselDust is not speaking clear on the matter because hes
married, has a reputation to defend


 

offline RussellDust on 2017-04-11 19:34 [#02517820]
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I'm sorry? I am being clear, being married certainly isn't
hindering my clarity, and I don't have a reputation to
defend.

After all that, I don't even get your point. What reputation
am I supposed to be defending, my 'sexual reputation'?


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2017-04-11 20:36 [#02517829]
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Yes what are you supposed to say when you say you don't
defend sex? It is unclear to me


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2017-04-11 20:38 [#02517830]
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By defending your reputation means not be able to type
freely for fear of being caught.


 

offline RussellDust on 2017-04-11 20:43 [#02517832]
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Yes, my initial post and thread intent was not to defend
sex.

My wife couldn't give a shit about what I type here!
Seriously, man I'm not sure what you're imagining!


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2017-04-11 20:53 [#02517834]
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What was your intent then?

Im glad your wife leaves you this freedom


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2017-04-12 13:30 [#02517868]
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in the end, one must accept that we are meat, and meat likes
to be kissed


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-04-12 13:39 [#02517869]
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kissed right on the end of the knob


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2017-04-12 18:19 [#02517872]
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so true, i need a kiss on my bald head, anybody?


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-04-12 18:55 [#02517878]
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i would kiss you on the top of the head, but it would be
strictly platonic like the pope giving a blessing


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2017-04-12 19:21 [#02517881]
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a pope-like kiss will do, i hereby genuflect to receive your
blessing as minister of the cult of wu


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-04-12 19:26 [#02517882]
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i was just reading the wikipedia article on the vatican for
some reason


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-04-12 19:26 [#02517883]
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i like thet phrase "as useful as a condom machine in the
vatican"

when describing something totally useless


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2017-04-12 20:16 [#02517885]
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is that written on the wikipedia article?


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-04-12 20:19 [#02517886]
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no lool but it should be


 

offline jnasato from 777gogogo (Japan) on 2017-04-13 08:41 [#02517916]
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Yah, so what's monoid been up to...


 

offline Portnoy on 2017-04-13 11:14 [#02517918]
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making friends and getting laid obvs...

Was wondering about Monoid too. There must be more threads
with 'Monoid' in the title than anything else on xlt...


 

offline envmod from Northern Mariana Islands on 2017-04-13 19:02 [#02517927]
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let's all have internet sex right now


 

offline RussellDust on 2017-04-13 19:23 [#02517930]
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Lol at a thread about sex making folks think of Monoid.



 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2017-04-13 19:52 [#02517931]
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Monoid


 


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