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Anus_Presley
on 2003-05-17 13:12 [#00702618]
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hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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anon
from ^_^ (United Kingdom) on 2003-05-17 13:14 [#00702619]
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LOL, thats so true.
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Sido Dyas
from a computer on 2003-05-17 13:14 [#00702620]
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There's a south park episode (sorry for always bringing up southpark) where satan greets all the new arrivals in hell and there's a bunch of confused christians there .
"what the hell are WE doing here?"
Satan goes something like "Oh im sorry but you where all wrong , it was the MORMONS who where right"
And everybody goes "ooohh the mormons" hahahahha!!
Spot on =)
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weatheredstoner
from same shit babes. (United States) on 2003-05-17 13:14 [#00702621]
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Hey, remember when we thought the world was flat.
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JAroen
from the pineal gland on 2003-05-17 13:15 [#00702622]
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pff hell is just something they made up to make people weak
im gonna invent a god meter someday to proof god does not exist
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anon
from ^_^ (United Kingdom) on 2003-05-17 13:15 [#00702623]
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chris.C was so smart :D
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mappatazee
from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2003-05-17 13:15 [#00702624]
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Haha yeah:
Me: So why do you believe in God. Christian: Because the Bible says so. Me: Well how do you know the Bible is true? Christian: Because the Bible says it is the word of God, and the word of God is truth.
Me: Oh, that makes sense! Awesome! Praise the f*cking lord amen!
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Anus_Presley
on 2003-05-17 13:16 [#00702625]
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lol exactly.
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anon
from ^_^ (United Kingdom) on 2003-05-17 13:17 [#00702627]
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JAroen , can i help? you should call it the 'God-so-does-not-exist 'O' meter'
:D
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weatheredstoner
from same shit babes. (United States) on 2003-05-17 13:17 [#00702628]
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HAHAHAHA
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weatheredstoner
from same shit babes. (United States) on 2003-05-17 13:18 [#00702629]
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I'm so going to hell for creating this topic.
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JAroen
from the pineal gland on 2003-05-17 13:19 [#00702630]
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lol!
this thread is a good read
its really hard to see for me why someone would believe things that arent founded on a logical base, if you know whot i mean..
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anon
from ^_^ (United Kingdom) on 2003-05-17 13:19 [#00702631]
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lol , i was in town the other month and there was a bible preching dude there and he got really annoyed cause he said he'd spoken to god and i said it was just his mum on the phone trying to make him happy.he said i was going to burn in hell and i said that i'd been to some very hot countries and didnt burn easily,he got very annoyed with me.
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weatheredstoner
from same shit babes. (United States) on 2003-05-17 13:20 [#00702632]
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:D
Anon, you are going to heaven, which would be hell for you.
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JAroen
from the pineal gland on 2003-05-17 13:20 [#00702633]
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when the non-believer is right, the manic christian inevitably turns to threads
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JAroen
from the pineal gland on 2003-05-17 13:21 [#00702634]
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ok its horribly cheesy
but it does the job...
displays 0 if god does not exist, and 1 if he does
case closed
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anon
from ^_^ (United Kingdom) on 2003-05-17 13:21 [#00702635]
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he kept saying things like ' god will forgive your sins if you embrace him' and stuff , i was insulted that he thought i was so stupid!!!
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weatheredstoner
from same shit babes. (United States) on 2003-05-17 13:21 [#00702636]
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Well I'll be... that just made my life complete :\
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anon
from ^_^ (United Kingdom) on 2003-05-17 13:22 [#00702638]
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thats very awsome JAroen :D
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weatheredstoner
from same shit babes. (United States) on 2003-05-17 13:24 [#00702642]
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The great thing about not falling into a category, is that it is much harder for your enemies to attack you. By becomming a christian/muslim/etc... I already know all your weaknesses, and what are/aren't capable off.
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Anus_Presley
on 2003-05-17 13:24 [#00702643]
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woo hoo God exists, its settled
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JAroen
from the pineal gland on 2003-05-17 13:25 [#00702645]
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lemme fetch the lyrics to a certain song...
people on the street they want to find a god they'll never know organized religion pulls the blinds then they pull the wool they open up your head they're fucking with your mind now you can't see because you're blind you try to make amends but your heads still spinning round the church of jesus christ says it's time don't fuck around you want to go to heaven you see it isn't free give your money up to me
my god is not the one that you wanna to see your god is a mirage a conspiracy you pray for forgiveness cause your sinning scared to death so your money you'll be giving
holier than thou with your one way morality i think your shallow faith isn't based in reality you don't like how were living we're sinful and obscene why are you judging me? you're richer than god but you're crying out for more you're living like a king while you steal from the poor you wanna be forgiven get on your knees and pray send in your cash and be saved better hope you've been chosen to be saved cause your empathy only goes so far today pay no mind to those in pain they just want the souls that are willing to pay their way your god's not for me
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mappatazee
from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2003-05-17 13:32 [#00702654]
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here's some more lyrics:
Choices always were a problem for you. What you need is someone strong to guide you. Deaf and blind and dumb and born to follow, what you need is someone strong to guide you. Like me. Like me.
If you want to get your soul to heaven, trust in me, now don't you judge or question. You are broken now but faith can heal you, just do everything I tell you to do.
Deaf and blind and dumb and born to follow, what you need is someone strong to guide you. Let me lay my holy hand a- hand apon you.
My God's will. Becomes me. When he speaks He speaks through me. He has needs. Like I do. We both want To Rape you.
Jesus Christ why don't you come save my life now. Open my eyes, blind me with your light now.
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weatheredstoner
from same shit babes. (United States) on 2003-05-17 13:33 [#00702655]
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I always recommend a psycadellic experience to the hardcore christians, because it shows you that everything you know, is just in fact - learned. That doesn't make it true.
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weatheredstoner
from same shit babes. (United States) on 2003-05-17 13:33 [#00702656]
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tool?
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mappatazee
from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2003-05-17 13:36 [#00702660]
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Yeah, opiate. One of their best songs.
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weatheredstoner
from same shit babes. (United States) on 2003-05-17 13:37 [#00702665]
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Tool is good, let us all praise Tool because their word is true
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anon
from ^_^ (United Kingdom) on 2003-05-17 13:41 [#00702672]
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i see a cult/religion starting :P
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mappatazee
from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2003-05-17 13:42 [#00702675]
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Tool concerts have a cult like atmosphere. Very good.
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anon
from ^_^ (United Kingdom) on 2003-05-17 13:43 [#00702677]
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im a concert virgin. sniff.
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tibbar
from harrisburg, pa (United States) on 2003-05-17 13:43 [#00702678]
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speaking of brainwashing
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weatheredstoner
from same shit babes. (United States) on 2003-05-17 13:44 [#00702682]
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Fight cults with cults, eventually one will win and then that cult will just be decimated by an asteriod or floods
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Sido Dyas
from a computer on 2003-05-17 13:49 [#00702693]
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What are you refering to now?
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anon
from ^_^ (United Kingdom) on 2003-05-17 13:49 [#00702695]
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who was speaking of brainwashing? i thought we was talking about tool?...
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weatheredstoner
from same shit babes. (United States) on 2003-05-17 13:50 [#00702697]
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Obviously listening to tool is a form of brainwashing. Burn your cd's.
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anon
from ^_^ (United Kingdom) on 2003-05-17 13:51 [#00702700]
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burn them good.
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Sido Dyas
from a computer on 2003-05-17 13:55 [#00702708]
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One thought poped up in my head now
What would the world look like if 100% of the people where christians?
Scary thought , would we even have electricity? haha!
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corrupted-girl
on 2003-05-17 13:56 [#00702712]
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I think things would be a lot more justified.
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corrupted-girl
on 2003-05-17 13:57 [#00702713]
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and no im not talking about Justin Timberlake...
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anon
from ^_^ (United Kingdom) on 2003-05-17 13:57 [#00702714]
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i think it would look pretty dead.
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mappatazee
from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2003-05-17 13:57 [#00702716]
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haha, we'd have never left the middle ages
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Sido Dyas
from a computer on 2003-05-17 14:02 [#00702723]
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And poor gay people!
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The_Funkmaster
from St. John's (Canada) on 2003-05-17 14:05 [#00702729]
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I really have to say, you're all very idiotic...
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corrupted-girl
on 2003-05-17 14:05 [#00702730]
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really? why thanks.
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mappatazee
from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2003-05-17 14:07 [#00702731]
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It's nice of you to say things like that, but you don't provide any reason for why you think that. Could you explain?
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Sido Dyas
from a computer on 2003-05-17 14:07 [#00702732]
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How come ?
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The_Funkmaster
from St. John's (Canada) on 2003-05-17 14:08 [#00702734]
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you're all very idiotic, because a discussion about religion can never exist here on this board with out everyone poking fun at Christianity... get a life people...
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corrupted-girl
on 2003-05-17 14:10 [#00702741]
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But christianity IS a joke... jeeze don't you get it.
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raimons
from Stockholm (Sweden) on 2003-05-17 14:11 [#00702743]
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sounds from hell everyone!
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mappatazee
from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2003-05-17 14:11 [#00702744]
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I poke fun at all religion, Christianity is just the most widespread infection that most of us experience.
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