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This thread is about real manly men. Men so manly they could strangle a midget with thier chest hair. Men so manly that they could piss out a forest fire after drinking only a couple of 40 oz beers. Men so manly that women will will bleed when they kiss them because their beards are rougher than sandpaper. Please post your thoughts on what makes a man more manly than the rest, or just state who you think is a true man, either living or dead. |
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Not being a FAG |
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A great 'tash. A big gut. A waist that is just under your armpits |
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Real men dont wear makeup, or use proper grammar. |
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Their leavings clog the pipes after every b.m. |
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Real men dont shower every night... or every day for that matter. |
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..will only mate with blondes |
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Real men love Jesus |
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A real man is a guy with a chin big enough to set up camp on . |
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Real men drink wiskey every day. |
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I'm questioning those last two. |
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A man's man: A man who can wrestle with a lion. Take a woman off of her feet. Eat a hamburger in one fell bite. Down 12 shots of vodka and not even wretch. Shoot a dog without blinking. Stay away for 5 days in order to protect his family from wolves. |
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i think that all men are real men.... even the gay ones.... you've got a penis... you're man, end of story imo. |
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You've got a lot of growing up to do, sonny. |
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Men who can piss out a fire after drinking only 40 oz of beer are called incontinent. |
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so do you... :) |
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little boys have penis'ss's but that doesn't make them men now, does it? |
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Real men keep their knees at least one foot apart whether standing or sitting. |
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a tribute to real men |
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Real man aint fraid of no ghost |
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Real men strangle metrosexuals with their bare hands. moustache |
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lolz! real men cry at the end of Wizard of Oz. |
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Did that take planning? |
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Or are you just so good at internet messageboards it's like an autistic skill and they will make dramatic movies about you in the future? |
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bustin' makes Real men feel good |
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I did it before, earlier today. at that time I had to use the 'preview'-button twice. it's not exactly rocket science. |
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Real men make it big on jammerX.com |
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a movie about messageboarding would be pretty intense. there'd be a lot of quick shots of stuff, going back and forth to people's homes and seeing their reactions and stuff. crazy thought. |
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please people, don't let this thread die. |
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done and DONE |
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don't kill coyotes |
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Real men look at the boogers on their tissue after they've blown their nose. |
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Real men take it up the ass. |
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Real men look at the shit they wipe off their ass - and the truly daring put it up to their nose and take a nice long whiff of it. |
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real men don't post on internet message boards. |
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Real men will always attempt DIY on their car/home/kids' bikes, rather than hire a professi regardless of their lack of experience/formal training in the area. "I don't need no college boy to tell me my house is structurally unsound: I'll fix it myself, goddamit." "But honey, you're a chemist, you know nothing about architectural engineering" "You wanna bust mouth, sweetcheeks?" |
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Real men play darts with knives |
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I'd say man-tits. Cause if they were woman-tits that would make the person a woman. |
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I bet you had a man-cunt installed just to accentuate your manliness. |
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No. I don't need a cunt to tell me I am a man. The last time one tried, I smacked her (lightly) and told her to get back on her knee's. |
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real men say 'shit', not 'poo' or 'dookie' |
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real men work with heavy machinery. And take down trees with bare hands. |
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real men don't do dishes and they don't wear underwear. They can also climb anything if they want to. |
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real men... |
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Real men don't eat fruits or vegetables. They all so wear shirts and jackets like . optional choice of material is leather. |
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well... they are young real men... the future of real men if you prefer... :) |
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real men will bleed for a week and not mention it. women however.... |
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real men don't use message boards |
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