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you just gave up your manhood by posting mr lurker. |
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hah, i guess i am a lurker. i've been busy at work. *back to work* |
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no longer a lurker. you're now half the man you used to be. |
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Real men open doors with their shoulders and pay no heed to which side the hinges are. Real men shit so hard the shit goes round the u bend by itself. |
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Real men can pop wheelies on motorcycles. |
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real men chew on rocks instead of gum. |
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btw that is not a real man, it is a gay actor posing as a real man. Look at his lack of chest hair and beard/moustache. |
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reading FHM is a pre-requisite i presume |
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Similarly, real men don't pop boners when they're the passenger on a motorcycle. |
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real men do not shave their pubic and armpit hair, stink, vomiting, farting and have quick 3 seconds orgasms :))) |
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Real men fight in bars , and win! Real men have ketchup on everything. Real men do not go swimming like everybody else , they have to jump from a very high kliff or swim over/around an entire lake. Real men doesn't know how to hold or communicate with a small child . Real can coock stuff like a whole pig over open fire for hours and get the meat just right but doesn't know for example the difference between a cheddar cheese and a feta cheese. Real men only talk in the phone one minute tops each time. Real men can start a fire with only sticks and some leafs and stuff in only a couple of minutes . |
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Real men kill anything smaller than themselves with their bare hands. Anything larger than them, they use a knife. |
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Real men can walk off any injury. |
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real men screaming in pain when their girlfriends wanna touch their anuses during making love, because real men think it will turn them into fags :))) real men do not use deodorant and they smell with great combination of sour sweat, beer and cigaretts :) real men help everybody :) |
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Real men eat every sort of animal possible. Real men love to hunt and fish. Real men get upset at the idea of vegans and usually dont understand the point. |
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real men can command any dog and the dog will obey like it was their own. |
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Real men only use the horn in their car to draw attention to the fact that they are flipping the other driver off. |
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So fucking true! :D Real men dont flinch. Real men dont see doctors or dentists. |
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Real men die face down in the mud while it's raining, still clutching a bottle of grain alcohol. And that's the way they like it. |
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real men can say no to sex from a very hot girl if a big sports event is on the telly. Instead he gives her money and orders her to go to the store for more beer and snacks. |
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real men compare themselves to animals, such as lone wolves real men dont look at any art that doesnt have naked girls in it real men are opposed to wearing fur, but have no problem killing and skinning the animal real men can support the weight of at least 4 umerellas on their erection (try it for yourself at home - if you cant do it, youre not a real man!) real men love to wrestle, but they cant wrestle each other because its gay. resisting the urge to wrestle is one of the burdens a real man must bear. |
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real men power drink beer. Usually in 10-14 hour sessions. |
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real men holds stupid eating rekords like maybe at one time they ate 50 pancakes or 30 pizzahut slices . And they brag about it. real men can't turn on a computer but can fix any possible car problem (unless its one of those new cars with computers in them). |
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Bob - real men wrestle, but only grizzly bears Sido - Real men can fix a computer by just kicking it through a window. |
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Real mean always drink milk out of the box and always open beer bottles with their teeth (uber men use their eyelids) . Real men bite off cigars before lighting them instead of using the proper cigar tool and they like to chew on them while smoking . Sometimes it's not even lit , they just chew on it. |
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Real Men smoke at the Petrol Station. |
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A real man would much rather piss off his porch than in a faggoty toilet. |
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Real men smoke everywhere , at gas stations , in stores , non smoking restaurants etc... If anyone asks them to put it out they blow smoke in their faces. |
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Real men say "godamnit!!" if their wife give birth to a girl. |
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Real men always wear a belt. |
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Real men cum first. |
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Real men have truly amazing stories to tell , and almost everyone of them including how they almost died. |
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Sido is really good at this. |
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I have a lot of "Real men" in my family =) Real men cannot comunicate with smal children , homosexuals , feminists , people with good taste and a interest in art in general . They are more likely to make deep bonds with a dog or a horse. Real men love their country and would die for it. Real men don't drink vine . Only real men who has a woman has vine glasses and opener in their kitchen. Real men doesn't take care of plants , if their woman is away the plants die . Even plastic fake plants die in a real mans home. |
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:D real men do not wash their hands after visiting toilet. |
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real men do 99% of their reading while taking a shit. Never books. |
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real men have nephews. |
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my vote for Sido, as man of the year. |
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and they tell everybody they are going for a shit before they go, and after they say how great having a shit was. |
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hahaha!! true =) |
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My older brother does that. |
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when they are standing at a urinal, they will fart and say "cor! better out than in!" |
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Real men never take a sick day at work . They can go to work with an ear infection + pneumonia and fever so high you start to halucinate. In this state they can still work with big dangerous sawing machines or drive really big trucks. If someone shows concern they get irritated . "its nothing" Losing a limb is the only valid cause for calling in sick. |
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Real men have dead animals , swords and ancient weapons or rifles on the wall. |
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target=blankREAL MEN play piano with their cock. |
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Real men do NOT play instruments. |
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And certanly not PIANO!!! the gayest of them all. Some have been seen picking up a guitar when near a campfire but it is rare. |
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I think you'll find Ron Jeremy is a real man :P |
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he's a freak! |
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does he fart during intercourse? If not, he is NOT a real man! |
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