 |
|
You are not logged in! F.A.Q Log in Register |
 |
|
 |
 Now online (1)recycle ...and 515 guests Last 5 registered Oplandisks nothingstar N_loop yipe foxtrotromeo Browse members... |
 |
Members 8025Messages 2614206 Today 10 Topics 127548 |
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
hahahahahahahahahahahahaha |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
LOL, thats so true. |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
There's a south park episode (sorry for always bringing up southpark) where satan greets all the new arrivals in hell and there's a bunch of confused christians there . "what the hell are WE doing here?" Satan goes something like "Oh im sorry but you where all wrong , it was the MORMONS who where right" And everybody goes "ooohh the mormons" hahahahha!! Spot on =) |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
Hey, remember when we thought the world was flat. |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
pff hell is just something they made up to make people weak im gonna invent a god meter someday to proof god does not exist |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
chris.C was so smart :D |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
Haha yeah: Me: So why do you believe in God. Christian: Because the Bible says so. Me: Well how do you know the Bible is true? Christian: Because the Bible says it is the word of God, and the word of God is truth. Me: Oh, that makes sense! Awesome! Praise the f*cking lord amen! |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
lol exactly. |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
JAroen , can i help? you should call it the 'God-so-does-not-exist 'O' meter' :D |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
HAHAHAHA |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
I'm so going to hell for creating this topic. |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
lol! this thread is a good read its really hard to see for me why someone would believe things that arent founded on a logical base, if you know whot i mean.. |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
lol , i was in town the other month and there was a bible preching dude there and he got really annoyed cause he said he'd spoken to god and i said it was just his mum on the phone trying to make him happy.he said i was going to burn in hell and i said that i'd been to some very hot countries and didnt burn easily,he got very annoyed with me. |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
:D Anon, you are going to heaven, which would be hell for you. |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
when the non-believer is right, the manic christian inevitably turns to threads |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
but it does the job... displays 0 if god does not exist, and 1 if he does case closed |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
he kept saying things like ' god will forgive your sins if you embrace him' and stuff , i was insulted that he thought i was so stupid!!! |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
Well I'll be... that just made my life complete :\ |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
thats very awsome JAroen :D |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
The great thing about not falling into a category, is that it is much harder for your enemies to attack you. By becomming a christian/muslim/etc... I already know all your weaknesses, and what are/aren't capable off. |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
woo hoo God exists, its settled |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
lemme fetch the lyrics to a certain song... people on the street they want to find a god they'll never know organized religion pulls the blinds then they pull the wool they open up your head they're fucking with your mind now you can't see because you're blind you try to make amends but your heads still spinning round the church of jesus christ says it's time don't fuck around you want to go to heaven you see it isn't free give your money up to me my god is not the one that you wanna to see your god is a mirage a conspiracy you pray for forgiveness cause your sinning scared to death so your money you'll be giving holier than thou with your one way morality i think your shallow faith isn't based in reality you don't like how were living we're sinful and obscene why are you judging me? you're richer than god but you're crying out for more you're living like a king while you steal from the poor you wanna be forgiven get on your knees and pray send in your cash and be saved better hope you've been chosen to be saved cause your empathy only goes so far today pay no mind to those in pain they just want the souls that are willing to pay their way your god's not for me |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
here's some more lyrics: Choices always were a problem for you. What you need is someone strong to guide you. Deaf and blind and dumb and born to follow, what you need is someone strong to guide you. Like me. Like me. If you want to get your soul to heaven, trust in me, now don't you judge or question. You are broken now but faith can heal you, just do everything I tell you to do. Deaf and blind and dumb and born to follow, what you need is someone strong to guide you. Let me lay my holy hand a- hand apon you. My God's will. Becomes me. When he speaks He speaks through me. He has needs. Like I do. We both want To Rape you. Jesus Christ why don't you come save my life now. Open my eyes, blind me with your light now. |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
I always recommend a psycadellic experience to the hardcore christians, because it shows you that everything you know, is just in fact - learned. That doesn't make it true. |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
tool? |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
Yeah, opiate. One of their best songs. |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
Tool is good, let us all praise Tool because their word is true :| |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
i see a cult/religion starting :P |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
Tool concerts have a cult like atmosphere. Very good. |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
im a concert virgin. sniff. |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
speaking of brainwashing |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
Fight cults with cults, eventually one will win and then that cult will just be decimated by an asteriod or floods |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
What are you refering to now? |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
who was speaking of brainwashing? i thought we was talking about tool?... |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
Obviously listening to tool is a form of brainwashing. Burn your cd's. |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
burn them good. |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
One thought poped up in my head now What would the world look like if 100% of the people where christians? Scary thought , would we even have electricity? haha! |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
I think things would be a lot more justified. |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
and no im not talking about Justin Timberlake... |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
i think it would look pretty dead. |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
haha, we'd have never left the middle ages |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
And poor gay people! |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
I really have to say, you're all very idiotic... |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
really? why thanks. |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
It's nice of you to say things like that, but you don't provide any reason for why you think that. Could you explain? |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
How come ? |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
you're all very idiotic, because a discussion about religion can never exist here on this board with out everyone poking fun at Christianity... get a life people... |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
But christianity IS a joke... jeeze don't you get it. |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
|
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
I poke fun at all religion, Christianity is just the most widespread infection that most of us experience. |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
|
Messageboard index
|
|||||||||
