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blade runner final cut - 2/5 i couldn't help laughing at every other scene in the film. didn't remember it being this cheesy. the set designs were cool to see on a big screen, though. my favourite part was how progressively taller the collars got in the film. |
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yeah, it was that bad. |
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interview (by buscemi) - 4/5 : although the dialogue painfully bad from time to time (don't whether it was the original dutch script, or a bad translation), the acting more than made up for it. |
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eastern promises 3/5 |
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Casino Royale - 4.5/5 Brilliant, even better on second viewing! |
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Helvetica - 3.5/5 |
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House of Blood (aka. Chain Reaction) - 0/5... complete shit, a monumentally bad piece of non-art and a violently nauseating joke for a movie. |
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there is a film named after a font?? |
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van gogh is so overrated, he was dutch, holland is a small country, therefor what we make generally is sub-standard, or crap |
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Yep. A . It's pretty good actually. |
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Theo Van Gogh? If you mean him I happily agree he was worthless. The Blob (1958) - 3/10 - Pure crap except admirable special effects and the monster. Every minute of it is tiring. 4D Man (1959) - 8/10 - A certain Jack Harris of The Blob fame also was involved, but the movie is just so much better. The special effects are outstanding and even the story holds well up to a certain point in the movie. X-The Unknown (1956) - 7/10 - One of the first proofs that Hollywood can take an idea and execute it much more clumsily (The Blob). Astro Zombies (1968) - 1/10 - Don't know what the fuck this one was supposed to be. Painful to watch. The Incredible Shrinking Man - 9/10 - It truly is a classic. The Blob (1988) - 7/10 - Great improvement over the original. It's not just the 30 year progress in technology, the remake is simply watchable and has at least some suspense. Great ending, the director must have had some issues with the Catholic church. The Big Lebowski - 10/10 - I still can't find a weak point in this one. |
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i hope he doesn't mean vincent. cause i rather like vincent. his paintings, that is. |
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rate mine if you please: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CYeHCDX8cO0 thanks wizards teeth |
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big meant the painter, lol |
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kind hearts and coronets 10/10 |
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feck! i really enjoyed casino royale first time. wouldnt mind seeing it again. |
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atonement - 3/5: it starts really girly. nothing too devastating. then it adds some sex. always interesting. but the second half is a complete bore. the second half should have been told in 10 minutes instead of 1.5 hours of meaningless wandering. |
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nah, vincent is my main man dawg a simple plan 5/5 i was impressed by the development of jacob the other characteres were great too it's a bit an obvious statement but it reminds of fargo alot, with colorful characteres for instance, and snow hehe. it's kinda dark but it's what i expected that from ma man, sam raimi (i had seen it before and will again) |
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Blade Runner - Final Cut: 5/5 |
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the guy slagging blade runner sounds like a rampant homosexual now here are my new reviews thay are grate: Alien - 8 Quadrapods out of a possible 10 quadroblasts - still a scary and atmospheric beast. Smokey and the bandit - 7 Moustaches out of a possible 12 beard trimmers - an enjoyable romp Barbarella - 6 Pastries out of a possible 11 Chocolate cakes - runs out of steam after a while but has some nice ideas. a romp that is semi enjoyable Terms of endearment - 3 Jerked Tears over 14 Snotty Handkerchiefs - Well acted and held the attention but not a very enjoyable romp |
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juno 7/10 - cute movie paprika 8/10 - dreams are the perfect playground for satoshi kon to play in logan's run 6/10 - logan's run |
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The Fountain - 4/5 |
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The Bourne Identity - 2.5/5 The Bournce Supremacy - 2.9/5 The Bourne Ultimatum - 3/5 Served well for Jan 1st hangover. |
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28 Weeks Later - 4/5 I Am Legend - 1½/5 Live Free or Die Hard - 3/5 Nightmare Detective - 4/5 Shall We Dance - 4/5 L'Age d'Or - 5/5 |
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No Country For Old Men - 4½/5 Krull - 1½/5 Good Copy Bad Copy - 3½/5 The Kingdom - 2½/5 |
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Bourne Ultimatum should really get a better score because it was very entertaining. |
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how does the editing in bourne movies serve well for a hangover? |
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my head works funny. the faster the cuts the more docile my headache was. Pauline a la plage - 3.5/5 - Eric Rohmer is the master of making the trivial interesting. Really enjoyable, i love the way his films look, they are so pleasing to the eye. The piano piece played while Pauline and Sylvain are dancing is lovely. |
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Les nuits de la pleine lune - 3/5 - Louise got what she deserved! And I knew I recognised Remi, he was the bad guy in bad boys and he played in Joan of Arc and other movies. Anyway, this movie is well worth it just for the dancing scenes alone, incredible! |
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Extras - Season 2 Christmas Special a.k.a. The Extra Special Series Finale (boy that's a mouthful...) - 4/5 Knocked Up - 5/5 |
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Extras season finale - 1 out of 100000 - unfamiliar with the series and on this evidence not an enjoyable romp . 1 point for the carphone warehouse bits Star Wars - 46,0987 out of 50,09817 - An enjoyable romp set in space Mary Poppins - 5.9999986 out of 7.0927456 - an enjoyable romp for all the family The Shining (US version) - 9.634 out of 10.987 - Gets better and scarier with each viewing. Best enjoyed on headphones in the dark for maximum rompage + terror. |
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i don't know which one is scarier, your review of mary poppins or your giving one point to extras |
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wong wollowup |
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tyhe poppins review is definetly more scarier as the extras review was completely just and accurate in its summation of said television films lack of merit and, crucially for a supposed comedy show, lack of laughs and annoyingly preachy tone.Thankyou. |
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I Am Legend - 3/10 - Huge disappointment. Plan 9 From Outer Space - 4/10 - 'Worst film ever made' was actually quite funny in places. 30 Days Of Night - 5/10 - Completely average. No Country For Old Men - 8/10 - Superb. Even the ending was satisfying in my opinion. Joshua - 8/10 - Again, superb. I had a poo in my pants. Cellular - 3/10 - No. Godzilla Vs. Destroyah - 4/10 - Not awful just dull. The Secret Window - 6/10 - Entertaining while it lasted. The Negotiator - 7/10 - Actually pretty decent. Shoot Em Up - 6/10 - Lactating Monica Belucci is hot. Training Day - 7/10 - Good! The Illusionist - 4/10 - Meh. Supersnooper - ?/10 - I couldn't work out what the fuck was going on. |
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well let's just say the tv film is a bad place to start, it's like reading the last page of a book first... still, i can see why someone would not like it, it's sort of an acquired taste. |
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under the roofs of paris 8/10 short cuts 3/10 |
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Festen 16/19 an erotic experience, if you like Paprika Steen and Birthe Neumann Snow White 19/19 an erotic experience, if you like the dwarfs and fantastic animation Shortbus not really a film, but anyway an erotic experience Heroes Season 1 wooohooohei, totaly macho gay, I couldn't sleep after seeing it in one shot due to the extra adrenaline that was pumped into my brain |
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Who took my avatar? Such a nasty joke... |
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Futurama: Bender's Big Score - 3½/5 The Simpsons Movie - 4-/5 |
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Clerks - 3/4 This movie is soo 1994. Have you ever been a store clerk or played roller hockey? I have. Like most Kevin Smith movies, there's lots of wooden dialogue and good intentions. I'm glad I watched it, if only to stop the hordes of people(!) always telling me to watch it. No Country for Old Men - 4/5 An Advenure Movie.. How far would you go to keep two million dollars in your grips? I'd kill at least two people. This movie kept my attention all the way through and left me wanting more; good stuff. Thirty-Two Short Films About Glenn Gould - 3/5 It's alright, I guess. |
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Superbad 4+/5 |
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No Country for Old Men: 4/5 AVP:Requiem: 2/5 Simpsons movie: 2/5 |
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all the president's men 4.5/5 |
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Millenium Actress - 4/5 Haven't watched anime for a while now, this was a nice one to get back into it again, reminds me what is possible in this format compared to live action. |
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one of my favourites, too Also anything else by Satoshi Kon, including Paprika and Perfect Blue. |
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No Country for Old Men - 8/10 Eastern Promises 7/10 (shouldve been 6, but i love (inlove) naomi watts) American Gangster 7.5/10 |
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A History of Violence - 2.75/5 Blood Simple - 3/5 |
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ivan's childhood 10/10 |
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I thought A History of Violence sucked ass. |
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