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Hello everybody! I have a silly idea :) I have a 'Radiohead - There There' 12" to give away. All you have to do is make a little rhyme about me (Morton). It must be 4 sentences long, and please be as honest as possible (you too bill_hicks). Sucking up doesn't work, but the one that makes me laugh most will win! The contest will end at monday 0:00 (GMT+1 (Astroblaster time)) I'll send the vinyl to the winner and i'll cover the shippingcosts. Good luck and make me laugh :) |
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Morton is kool Morton is rad Morton isnt Recycle Morton isnt my dad *blah douh |
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you know i MIGHT just take you up on this....eventho i don't have a record playah.......ahhahahaha =0) *does some thinkin'* |
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Morton, Morton, persistant Sod. Always asks to be a Mod. Morton, Morton, disagrees, that, "Bill Hicks is God!" |
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The vinyl is nifty, like rhymes from a bag It would fit nicely within my nice record bag. If i was a dog you could see my tail wag In that hole in the record, i place my flag |
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oh look i rhymed bag with bag. editing is hard when you're really high |
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i love morton he has a huge penis and all the girrls love him :) |
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morton is a fetus he'll grow up soon and eat us has not yet grown him peener he pink like oscar meyer weener |
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Morton tries to get attention in a stupid way to mention He gives away a good ep absolutely for free. |
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Morton: Morton Morton he's so ace He spreads his wisdom round the place His posts are always full of grace Shame about the face |
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mr. corticalstim, doesnt know you very well, for all that he cares, you could go straight to hell, but when music is an issue, and this time it is, he'd gladly be the drinker, of mr. morton's jizz! |
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Morton Morton he's the best He does it better than all the rest He's mad, he's rad, he's bad and not fat I don't know why the fuck I'm kissing his ass but a prize would make me very glad! This is so crappy. I should deserve the prize if it were only for the sheer crappiness of this poem! |
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HOLY SHIT ! |
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=oS |
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hehe I meant =oD =os |
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he's fat he's round he bounces on the ground morton morton done in a drunken football fan style |
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I found out a while ago that Morton was my fatherr, i crried a while and pleaded no so he locked me in the larrderr. but i soon grrew to love him like i'd known him all my life, and when my music makes a din he tells my mom, his lovely wife. but one day in a minute of madness, he changed his famous avatarr, and i filled up with sadness, but being Morton, and being rreal smarrt, he changed it back, and once again, he won my hearrt. But to be serrious, we don't know one anotherr at least not all that well, but i still call him Mort my brrotherr and i think he's rreally swell. |
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*bump* |
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Hey, you could save some shipping costs if you just gave it to me. Still work at Philips at the Glaslaan in Eindhoven? ;-) *hmm, have to make up a great poem about learning the dictionary* |
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bill hicks knows a lot of tricks to steal your ep so you better send it to me |
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ha.. I like pOgO's best.. :) |
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Poly-C: yeah next week will be my last week at philips :) --- um i kinda regret posting this thread, i'm affraid it could come across as some self-important thing or something, but i'm not narcissistic at all really . since i don't have turntables i thought i'd give that 12" away and first i just wanted to post 'who wants this vinyl' and give it to the first who replied, but then i thought i'd add some game element , but i regret i didn't mention an other subject for that rhyme. directly after i posted i thought: man what kind of gay shit is this anyway? i hope you all just see it as a joke :) i also regret that i didn't say "ends this evening" 'cause at this moment it already too hard to pick one . :\ |
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oh but Morton, I SINCERELY love you! *wink wink nudge nudge* |
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i dont know you you dont know me but if i paid you would you give it to me? (the 12" that is!) :D |
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is 'gay shit' larger in diameter than straight shit? |
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take a dump and find out for yourself ;) j/k man |
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well Morton you want a laugh and I'll give one all done by the notorious junktion do your mom wash your clothes or do your own laundry? in a beautiful place out in the country i hope I'll visit you in the Netherlands soon and see if everything you do is a balloon and maybe smoke weed and eat some pills could be a nice treat and a laugh with hills i feel it's hard to make lyrics for a song maybe i should start as i mean to go on i feel i can teach a lesson of things to give in like to sit at the beach at redpoint and listen to flim and i turn these titles into my rhyming anthem a journey to reedham at 7 am i know my life has meaning and I'll go see how beautiful life is like iambic 5 poetry now don't you smoke all that cronic you see instead toke on the xltronic with me |
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thats cheating....no writing books i thought..:D |
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There once was a guy called Morton Great woes to himself he brought on Free with the word, his ideas filled the board But were crap so they never really caught on :D |
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well i would like to say that i use my turn tables on a regular basis |
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and corticalstim wants to punch out your faces |
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pOgO's got some SKILLZ!!! i'm still thinkin' ....... and since i have some time, i'm holding off! |
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Morton is a dutchy too And i dont think that he is poo! But his babyface is crap So now i must sing this stupid rap. (dg tss da dum) You have to take your prize to me Caus these skillz aint no doggy pee I also have a record deck And woon in rotterdam. (Gngggg baduh) |
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and... no effects on this one... its just my incredible rapping talents |
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morton likes to laugh wants to belong to the staff he'll never get there though he'll just go with the flow |
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This is how it's going to happen: Surrounded(leaving): Oh, by the way, what are you doing that's radiohead-related tonight? Morton: I dunno, listen to them on CD I guess. Why? Surrounded: Well if you listen closely enough, you just might imagine me listening to There There on Vinyl. I'll be the one tapping his feet to that funky beat from my seat in my bedroom. Morton: You have a copy of There There on vinyl? Surrounded: Yes I do, a guy on my mail route just won one of them and he offered it to me. Morton: What's his name? Surrounded: *insert winner's name* Morton: That's my 12"! Surrounded: Is it?! Ohhh, well if only you'd known, you could have saved some time and given it directly to me! Ha ha ha. Morton (as Surrounded leaves): Surrounded!!! |
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lol :D yeah i guess Tim Whatley will win the contest :P |
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nobsmuggler's one is THE BEST EVER. even corticalstim's fag ass poetry can't compare to that marvel of avantgarde rhymin and me.. i would love to meet you morton to get that record off you morton i would pay you lots of money if you gave me back those money. grandmasta shatterproof rox ass again. |
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A cheeky young lad name of Morton Liked the ladies, so he went a-courtin' But these times are grim, the only one for him Was an irish guy called Grayham norton |
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A cheeky young lad name of Morton Liked the ladies, so he went a-courtin' But these times are grim, the only one for him Was an irish guy called Grayham norton |
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umm, yeah... it's been like that for years. |
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oops someone kill the extra post, my mistake.... |
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ooh yes... you are a mailman aren't you.. so you're not really George, are you.... ...NEWMAN!! |
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morton morton, you're the best morton you're the man if anyone can do it I'm sure that morton can. NOW GIVE ME THE FUCKING PRIZE! |
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i can see you did your best bill, and it paid off .. you're on the list of potential winners :) |
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yes, i suppose a Newman-avatar would have been more appropiate... But as much as i love the newman-character, i still like george a whole lot better :-p |
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actually, I tried finding a pic of Newman to post. not an easy thing to do - I gave up after 15 minutes. :( I've been d/l Seinfeld eps. from Kazaa like an idiot lately. Love the one about George sleeping under his desk. and the one about Kramer and his slicer. HA HA have you seen any Curb Your Enthusiasm? it is superb. great. like a more realistic Seinfeld. :) |
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Morton's been snorting off my cock When I asked why all he said was ROCK! I asked what had happened to the roll. He said Aron took it to make Doll Doll Doll. |
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"I tried finding a pic of Newman to post" Well what about ? I've always loved this picture alot :-p It really shows his personality. The episode where he builds a bed underneath his desk is one of my alltime favourites :-D I wish it'd be broadcasted again sometime soon! I've heard alot about curb your enthusiasm (starring the "real george" right?)... but have never seen it. It's not being broadcasted over here is it? |
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Morton Morton he's hung like a horse. Unfortunately his cock's also coarse. His sack is large and quite pendulous But that also means it's quite dangerous. |
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