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sorry it had a typo: here it goes: No es su nombre, sino un disfraz, pero de ese feto de Morton intuyo y espero no creerme el mas tenaz, que esconde un buen nombre, el suyo. |
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translates: It is not its name, but a disguise, but of that fetus of Morton sense and I expect not to believe me the but tenacious, that hides a good name, its. (according to www.freetranslations.com... cant make any sense of it :O) |
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i have trouble with english let alone spanish |
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OFFICIAL NACMAT´S POEM ok this is the definitive one: No es su nombre, sino un disfraz, pero de ese feto de Morton intuyo y espero no pecar por lenguaraz, que esconde un buen nombre, el suyo. my translation: (read the original to vote) Morton: Its not his name, but a disguise, but mut my intuition tells me about morton´s fetus, and I hope I´m not being too affected, it hides a good Name (person), His. |
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jeroen, melige hond. |
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hij mag wel winnen mortobobo |
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Okay, here's my attempt: Oh no, wait, that's the wrong kind of poem. This is my real attempt: *ahem* -._._._._._._._._._._._._._._._._._._._._._._._._._._._._.- Morton, he's a reasonable man, but he's insane! Please send that nice single to my home. Boy these pretzels are making me thirsty Morton's Best Friend... i want something like that on my tombstone. |
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uh oh no-one is noticing BUT MORTONS CONTEST ENDS WITHIN 4 HOURS SO GO RHYMING !!! if you want. |
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btw, i just bribed the man, so no chance to you all BWAHAHA |
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i dont like them morton-i-am i do not like green eggs and ham |
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we have a winner!! |
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Morton's life is long and hard but it'll have been worth it if a girl would take of her bra and show him just one bit |
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i saw morton eating ham so i raped then locked him in the back of a van then fed him spam |
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Morton feels like the hero he got 5000 points from phobiazero And as i feel like tonight i'm the host i like my own ones the most! |
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spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam a lovely spam spam spam spam |
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sorry disqualified only 4 lines |
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nacmat made a nice one but what jaroen has done, can't be overwhelmed what the fuck rhymes with overwhelmed... |
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hey morton your so fine your so fine you blow my mind hey morton *clap clap clap* hey morton *clap clap clap* |
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ugh, that sucked qrter... not that I expected anything good from you.. |
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kat bedwelmt :) |
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..not that I expected any other comment from you.. |
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0:00 (GMT+1 (Astroblaster time)) : THE END haha, well i seriously enjoyed reading all those submissions of everyone :D thanks all for participating! :) but of course there can only be one winner... [intermezzo]*smiles at the crowd, puts his thumbs up in the air and winks.. "of course you're all winners .. even you losers at the back" ..you know that right?*[/intermezzo] ..anyway, i think everyone agrees that >JAroen< deserves to win with his classic rap track, he was as smart as to divide it into 2 pieces of 4 lines to not be disqualified, and he deserves the prize for his second part i mean "i also have a record deck, and woon in rotterdam" is classic (maybe only for the dutchies though..) :D it sounds like he probably improvised it at that particular moment and that's what makes it so funny imo . i laughed my ass off, that's for sure :D so JAroen mail me your address and i'll send you that vinyl thx again for your submissions all! it was fun :) |
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disclaimer: on my clock it was 0:00 already |
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give him an adress on another continent, JAroen.. |
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fixed |
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re-count |
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no i don't agree |
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yeah that'd be fun, then i would have to pay some euro's more jesus, as if i care |
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heh yours was cool too, that drunken football one i mean :) |
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do another competition only make it something i haven't got |
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do you regret this whole topic :) |
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heh i will if i get another vinyl of some kind, or a cd which i don't like or something :) i won't take the same subject next time though |
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kinda :P |
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rearrange the following letters: j k o e |
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motherrfuckerr |
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whos koje |
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koej |
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nah. the answer is: AUTECHRE |
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yeah give it to anus_presley |
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never heard of them. do they sound like mike oldfield? |
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I found out a while ago that Morton was my fatherr / motherrfuckerr that makes perfect sense! seriously carl, you could've won if you hadn't revealed information about my penis size, i get three times as much fanmail as i used to get now! (still none) i'll hang your poem above my bed in a frame i think, if that'll make you feel any better! :P |
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this mike oldfield you speak of, is this a comedic character on some kind of sketch show? |
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yeah whateverr. good knowing ya mortie *blocked* |
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yes, with tracy ullman and lenny henry. its called 3 of a kind |
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again? |
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ha ha your head has really stayed in the eighties, hasn't it? |
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oh man... but my poem was seinfeld-related?! I thought that would guarantee me the prize... morton being such a seinfeld-fanatic and such :-p Nah, it's okay. JAroen definitly deserved to be the winner'. Besides, i have that single on cd already anyway ;-) |
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he knul, het is maandag....maak de uitslag bekend! ;) |
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i thought the fact that i had and still have Mortons mom locked in the my pantrry would make surre i won. |
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did you even read the thread? :-p |
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