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offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-08-02 22:45 [#02526806]
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i did laugh at that,

your dad


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-08-02 22:46 [#02526807]
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i know it sounds egocentric to ask how other people view me,
i just mildy curious cos everyone is having a go at everyone



 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2017-08-02 22:47 [#02526808]
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i think it is normal human to worry about that sort of fing.


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-08-02 22:47 [#02526809]
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thanks mate, i did call signeduptolol a cunt once but i
apologised immediately afterwards


 

offline AMPI MAX from United Kingdom on 2017-08-02 22:49 [#02526810]
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ur all cunts


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-08-02 22:52 [#02526811]
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you are 2 cocks and a cunt


 

offline mermaidman on 2017-08-02 22:52 [#02526813]
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shut up you car wash cunt!


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2017-08-02 22:53 [#02526814]
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cuntilted


 

offline RussellDust on 2017-08-02 22:54 [#02526816]
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What? I have insulted no one here. I'm being kind. Thanks
for allying me irrational, and comparing me to Dan Brown.

Comparing EMT to Joyce just seems a bit weird. Glad you
admitted to never reading his books in their entirety.

Yes , Epic, you don't communicate here much. I'm not upset
that you ignore me, just showing it as proof you don't
really communicate with others much and mostly post long
monologues.

You're not going to make me feel weird, haft, or irrational
because I've dated nothing irrational at all, minus being
fed up with Mohamed insulting my family whenever he feels
like it.

I can like EMT and still think he's egocentrical, thinking
people actually care about his monologues.

I don't speak with you, but I'm well aware of who you are. I
speak with many other people here thoug, off premises, and
we all agree about wishing EMT would interact more.


 

offline RussellDust on 2017-08-02 22:56 [#02526818]
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Ok here comes more spiteful, passive agressive comments.

I'm a needy guy now. Are you so fucking deluded to think I
actually think about you when not here. That I'm sad you
don't reply when I try to interact with you?

It was just an example to show that appart from seeing
endless monologues of yours here, I've rarely, if ever
shared a conversation.



 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-08-02 22:57 [#02526819]
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you are a smeg covered cock inside Richard Simmons shit
shattered arsehole


 

offline RussellDust on 2017-08-02 22:57 [#02526820]
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Stated not dated!


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2017-08-02 22:58 [#02526821]
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now you're just trolling


 

offline RussellDust on 2017-08-02 22:59 [#02526823]
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That post was tongue in cheek.

I think I give up! 🙄


 

offline AMPI MAX from United Kingdom on 2017-08-02 22:59 [#02526824]
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what do the off premises people say about me


 

offline AMPI MAX from United Kingdom on 2017-08-02 23:01 [#02526825]
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good spam?


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-08-02 23:02 [#02526826]
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things have really gotten out of hand tonight, was this
brewing for a while, this unresolved malice, its and
emotional purge/knight of the long knives


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-08-02 23:03 [#02526827]
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you give good spam


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2017-08-02 23:03 [#02526828]
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i think it's something in the air. i've been seeing a lot of
it, over the last couple days.


 

offline mermaidman on 2017-08-02 23:05 [#02526829]
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i think you guys have your periods around the same time.


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-08-02 23:05 [#02526830]
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its probably healthy, well im trying to put a positive spin
on things!


 

offline AMPI MAX from United Kingdom on 2017-08-02 23:06 [#02526831]
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theres no air in the internet moron


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2017-08-02 23:09 [#02526834]
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when a bunch of women live together, their menstrual cycles
will natrually begin to synchronize.


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-08-02 23:09 [#02526835]
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I'm logging off now so i cant be accused of shit stiring,


 

offline Haft from Tublin (Ireland) on 2017-08-02 23:16 [#02526840]
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You can definitely do better than dragging in other "off
premise" opinions to weight your own shit you're offloading
on Epic. Speak for yourself, especially when you're being
negative.

I'm quite glad you're well aware of who I am, isn't that why
we're all here? To share a semblance of anything with some
good people. Like football


 

offline Haft from Tublin (Ireland) on 2017-08-02 23:24 [#02526841]
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I'm not being cruel RD, but myself and a number of other
members of xlt who I talk offline with think you might be an
undiagnosed microcephalus candidate. We can see the shape of
your skull through your window (we're well aware of where
you live) and also think your decor is simply shit. We're
not saying this to bait you and are well aware you will come
back with a serious and snarky response. I (we) just want
you to feel good and we think you're a piece of shit, it's
very simple


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2017-08-03 00:06 [#02526845]
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I think there's this new shit called serendipity. Like at
first glance someone appears to talk nonsense, like maybe a
crapflood of a post, but somewhere in the post is "red car".
It's like a secret message, then you go outside... and a
real red car slowly passes by and this CIA lookin'
motherfucker with shades is looking out the car's window at
you, and says something you can't hear into a walk e talkie
then drives away faster. Or like you're playing agar.io and
one of the circles you pass is named "refrigerator" or some
shit. You know someone's fucking with you by now. You get up
and go to your refrigerator, expecting some secret message
again. Your bag of carrots is open... I never opened them
myself... did I? Is someone sneaking in every day when I'm
away, putting nanobots in my carrots and shit? Maybe these
nanobots are how they know everything about me in the first
place.


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2017-08-03 00:08 [#02526846]
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is anything in this thread serious?


 

offline SignedUpToLOL from Zuckuss fanfiction (United Kingdom) on 2017-08-03 00:16 [#02526847]
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I dare say I deserved it. My partner once called me a cunt
and came at me with a heavy ashtray. We'd just arrived in
the hotel on the first day of the holiday. That, in
retrospect, now seems quite funny.


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2017-08-03 00:20 [#02526848]
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being uncanny is not something one simply does. it is
cultivated, over the course of time. sort of like gardening


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2017-08-03 00:30 [#02526850]
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Hmm, is there hidden meanings in this message? uncanny. can.
i have a soda can on my desk right now. You knew that!
Didn't you?? cultivated. cult. the nanobots are inducting me
into some cult or something? Some gardening cult. Or garden
like keep your guard up. You put nanobots in my fucking
soda, didn't you?


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2017-08-03 00:47 [#02526855]
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that's like saying i learned to dance just to make you raw
that you haven't learned to dance


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-08-03 00:56 [#02526863]
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That's very magnanimous of you, yeah I mean I really don't
want to be the person who calls someone a cunt in all
seriousness, its just not me, negatively eats away at me,

my dad called my mum a cross eyed bastard once and he
regretted it for the rest of his life


 

offline Haft from Tublin (Ireland) on 2017-08-03 01:03 [#02526867]
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All pity aside. That's fuckin hilarious man


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-08-03 01:07 [#02526868]
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yes I did laugh at the time, I couldn't help it


 

offline mermaidman on 2017-08-03 01:08 [#02526869]
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lol was he serious when he said it?


 

offline SignedUpToLOL from Zuckuss fanfiction (United Kingdom) on 2017-08-03 01:09 [#02526870]
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I called my mum once a "hatchet faced old crone",
yeeeeeeeeeaaarrrsss ago, I don't even think I said it that
seriously, but she still brings it up.


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-08-03 01:13 [#02526877]
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he was pissed


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-08-03 01:14 [#02526878]
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yeah my mum is like that, neurotic, my dad put a five pound
note in the bin accidently and she kept bringing it up fo
decades, she just cant let things lie, as a result I have a
bit of hidden resentment towards her


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2017-08-03 01:15 [#02526882]
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I used to think "troll" was sort of like Richard Stallman's
"playful cleverness" definition of hacker. But then "trolls"
started organizing with schadenfreude, or "lulz" as the term
is called in their advanced memetic warfare, and
maliciousness as pillars of their culture, and it became
apparent that these once seeming rebels against the system
were actually of the system, government troll agents. They
know people figured out that we live in a human farm where
all are milked for money, so their response is to use trolls
to memetically steer us toward fascism so they can have no
restraint in using their power to tighten the chains of
their human cattle and cull this awakening or the the cattle
themselves if necessary.


 

offline Haft from Tublin (Ireland) on 2017-08-03 01:19 [#02526885]
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Not very creative or wild but I once got a great reaction
calling a bird an ignorant pig with as much vitriol as I had
in me. She had to immediately leave the room. Such was the
shock that we just laughed and forgot about the whole
argument when we met back up.


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-08-03 01:26 [#02526888]
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thankfully that's quite mild and forgivable, my mum used to
retort my dad was a mealy-mouthed gobshite or something like
that,


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-08-03 01:27 [#02526889]
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the internet is an insufferable collection of pricks in
general,


 

offline Hyperflake from Wirral (United Kingdom) on 2017-08-03 01:32 [#02526890]
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just full of jelly brains giving their obstinate and
unsolicited opinions on subjects they know next to nothing
about, then again I must admit I do it from time to time,
but I'm never that adamant about stuff like some people you
see,


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2017-08-03 02:07 [#02526901]
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there was this short loud girl in my high school class and i
made the mistake of calling her loud. she was all OH. MY.
GOD. I CAN'T. BELIEVE. YOU SAID I AM LOUD. DID. YOU GUYS.
HEAR. WHAT. HE SAID. OH. MY. GOD.

it was rather annoying, and she wouldn't stop, so i
apologized and she stopped.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2017-08-03 02:27 [#02526903]
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Son, it's time we had a talk... one man's fudgegina is
another man's fungina... do you understand?


 

offline EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2017-08-03 03:08 [#02526905]
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unfungible.


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2017-08-03 05:36 [#02526910]
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fucking sissies, go insert a horse size dildo in your ass
then suck it


 

offline mermaidman on 2017-08-03 10:14 [#02526911]
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we should make hardcore industrial noise and call it horse
size dildo.


 

offline SignedUpToLOL from Zuckuss fanfiction (United Kingdom) on 2017-08-03 12:45 [#02526913]
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Let's give this thread the prestige it warrants and make it
100 POSTS!


 


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