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So, this dildo, right. This "horse size dildo", this new fit meme, sounds like it's the size of a whole horse, or did you mean "horse cock size dildo"? I need to know so I can enter the correct information on my tax return. |
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i think he meant horse cock size but i'm not sure, you gotta ask mo. |
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no, not a whole horse size, im not that cruel |
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Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes - assholes who just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way, but the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is that sometimes they fuck too much, or fuck when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show 'em that. But sometimes pussies get so full of shit that they become assholes themselves, because pussies are only an inch-and-a-half away from assholes. I don't know much in this crazy, crazy world, but I do know that if you don't let us fuck this asshole, we are going to have our dicks and our pussies all covered in shit. |
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dicks get fucked now too. don't you know about sounding? |
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is that plato of the sexual organs? |
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This was one of those threads I will remember |
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holy shit this thread is gold |
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it had everything, pissing in mouths, horse size dildos, accusations of homosexuality |
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you and freqy are the only homosexuals here |
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out of all the screaming benders on her and you pick on me, I'm so straight you could use me as ruler. |
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if i put mine on your back, you get a hump |
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my dick |
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You would be dead before you could remove your trousers, I'm strictly butter side up, |
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if you want to menace manholes with your gay erection in the privacy of your own home that is no problem for me, but as soon as you thrust you manhood manically around! well then we have a problem! |
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well responded, boy |
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what? |
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your sounding like a Turkish prison guard Mo, its worrying me! |
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that was just an italian joke |
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its ok i'm only joking around, no I'm not gay, the nearest I came was watching a ricky martin youtube video once |
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have no worries im just joking around too. dont take me seriously man |
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i dont want to fuck you or anybody in here |
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Hey Mo have you been experiencing the heat wave? |
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yes, 6 hours a day working in the out heat this week, that was probably the reason for me sounding a bit like a sergeant. |
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out in the heat |
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yes I saw it was like 45c in parts of Italy, if it got much hotter than than people would start dying in the street |
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Out in the heat. Hot and horny as hell. Some of those blokes off of the boat litter picking and selling knock-off handbags are looking sexy as hell. MMMMmmmm. Mama mia, I'll give you penis pasta AL DENTE! |
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LAZY_TITLE |
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by the way i got the tranny porn idea from Monoid. Im pretty satisfied with it, i have nothing in contrary. im against the actual smell of man bumhole though. |
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and by the way those are chicks with dicks |
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loooool, |
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i did check some of the cutest trannies twitters, they do present themselves as 'hello, i have a penis' which is kind of sad imho |
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is the appeal that you want to play with the penis and tits at same time? |
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i dont know, you should ask them |
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oh sorry, I got mixed up I thought you were saying you were into trannies |
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Lol. Ok. Yes many people can't help but gossip sometimes. It's a natural, if unhealthy human need. Sorry to have to state that, and appear like a microcephalic prick. People have opinions they don't state on here, and it's always been like that. No one I chat with is ever into gossip much though, but I do remember a night when a few people wished EMT would manage to interact a bit, and that then blog attitude wasn't fun. No one I know has ever slagged him off, because the message is that some people, me include, wish we could get to know him through interaction. He's a good person, and I was sorry to see I hurt his feelings. This thread was made because I felt bad for EMT, I thought he was being unfairly targeted. I hoped it would maybe create a dialogue and help. Ultimately it upset Mohamed, and you are just possibly the biggest, oozing cunt I've ever encountered here. I actually never become nasty, out to hurt, but lately people are extremely touchy; of course unless it's stupid insults with monhamed because it's his style. Not sure what the fuck is going on anymore. Haft, I said I knew who you were because we chatted before, and you were much less of a cunt. You were linked to a very close friend at the time. There was nothing about calling you a micro cock with the facial features of a used up cunt. Which is how I picture you now, incidentally. That was a really nasty post though man, you should be happy about that. Nice one. As far as trying to be smart and pointing out how horrid I am though, it was done with the class of your mum. None. The shit about knowing where I live is something I'd be weary playing at. |
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He haft no hard feelings I just thought it was really clever to be a massive cunt to prove some point. I do take back the mum joke. I don't really like them, it's extremely stupid because you never know who someone's mum really is. Yeah not funny, sorry for that. You're still a dickhead though. |
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Russel, EMT do write psychotic narratives, im really glad you cant recognize the game, it means you never passed this horrible experience, man. |
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wish i could make it clear with you, man |
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do win your fucking argument but look after the guy. he is in concrete danger. |
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Shit just went up a notch. *gif of something going up a notch* |
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he'll get to the stage where he think his mind extends to other people's mind, and stuff like that |
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sorry, somebody had to do it |
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hyperflake. i know where you live. |
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your not going to kill me and wear my skin flaps are you? |
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You know very little about me so don't make quick assumptions. I'm empathetic, I have empathy for EMT. Appart from saying he posts a shitload of monologues, I have said nothing bad of the soul. |
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i have a vague memory of you posting on this site something about having been into psychosis, i wonder if you lied back then? |
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i remember EMT saying something like he was interested into tracks made into an asylum while i was posting for the first time after years from a rehabilitation center. just so you know how shit can twist up. |
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And people wonder why the blacks don't visit this site *smh* |
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