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no, i had to put it back in the carton, full of embarrasement. then i ate the soup and was embarrased the whole time so i hardly tasted teh soup. |
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well, you should have eaten the egg!!! |
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was anyone around to witness this dreadful and shameful incident? |
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but the egg was the source of my embarassment, being unable to open the can. i would have been more embarassed to eat the egg than the soup. so i chose the soup. |
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Jesus was in the room, as it was Christmas morning |
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if you had eaten the egg, no one would have noticed you made a mistake and you'd avoid the embaressment!!! but you would still be embarassed deep down inside of you... |
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thats debatable. if the egg was tasty he might have forgotten his shame and lived for the moment. |
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do you want to debate about it: -here? -we make a special thread? -via email? -we meet in private? |
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<-- i win |
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i would still had to get rid of the can though. in hindsight, i could have used the can to crack the egg shell. |
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JUST EAT THE DAMN EGG!!!! |
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alll of the above! |
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what size was the can? |
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i guess i would have if you'd been there to scream it at me. |
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:D hahah!! |
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it was XL can |
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what size was the egg? |
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Is that anything like a XLtronic can? |
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i dont get it. |
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it was a regular sized egg, grade A i think |
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anyways, it was embarassing. |
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speaking meaning to do one thing and doing another instead, in the mornings after eating breakfast i poor the leftover milk in the drain (cuz frootloop milk is nasty), but every now and then i'm so out of it i poor the milk in the garbage instead. which is a bitch to clean up. i've been known to put bowls in the fridge, or get one out of the cupboard and forget what i was doing, and walk upstairs with the empty bowl still in my hand. unfortunately, no embarassing wanking or shitting my pants stories to tell. |
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dudewer;s all just alcoholosic s in varyiong degerss. you can't undo it and ayou can't fix thinfgs up. all you can say is you don't know whether you dindf the right thing or not;., |
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i hate the look of those tan coloured eggs for some reason.. maybe i am just shell-prejudiced.. |
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oh lmasdfnn i used to asdhi t i sused to shit myself whrn i was little i hated taking shits !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! its scksssed! fuck :o! warlaier i was talking my fainla exacm and i was like "i don't want ost be taking my final exam. i want to be fucking.a " and thats when i realiszzd we're all hman you know> we just want to gte durnk fucankfuck. i'm already drunk no one wil fuck me though cause i'm fat. :(!! |
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imagine how would it be like to break a really large egg with a tinny can...i'll tell you, it would look absolutely silly!!! |
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o yes, and besides pissing on all my classmates, i've also shit myself out of the blue one day when i was maybe 5 or so. it just slipped out, no pushing, no warning, just *plop* out it went. i blamed it on my dad. |
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i think one of my most embarassing moments was at the primary school when a friend (and class mate) brought some pics in school from us two at the sea side in NUDE...and poeple quite enjoed those |
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..the fuck guys. these moments aren't that embarassing. that said, I don't have any really embarassing moments either. except i have to teach software classes to groups of 200-300 old people and sometimes the old ladies talk about me being cute in front of everyone and I get real red-faced. that and the time i pee peed in my dvd player. |
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hehe |
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only you would be so silly as to do something so delectably dubious |
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that is why i always buy small sized eggs! |
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these stories are so non-embarrassing that it just caused me to shit myself |
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One time every orifice in my body screamed. Boy was that embarrassing! |
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i'll bet you nearly blew up from that. |
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no i just fell over |
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fight and drink, ass fuck THATS ASLL WWEK SAF{IOHN!~!!!! |
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I was born. |
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I've told this before, on here at sometime, but here goes... A friend had been travelling through Europe with his gf and told me a story of how they were on this train in Poland, and there was this woman who stuck of shit. Basically to cut a long story short....he showed me some pics a few weeks later, and I said whilst looking at a particular one...."Hey is this that stinking woman from the train?" and he said "No thats my gf!" :S |
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when it was puplic speech day in grade 7, some kid pulled down my pants just before i got the podium and i had a massive boner. I couldnt even read my speech i was so embarrassed. |
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public speech ** |
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ha. |
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Ha ha ha ha boner boy ;) sorry :) Ill keep it short . Picked up girlfriend from night of drinking,she got randy on way home . Pulled into a small dark back road, Found a shady spot off road , Done the deed , Car sinks into swamp up to the bottom of doors, Cops turn up, waits 2 hours for AA to winch me out . this happend last week :( |
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i think i do a good job of mentally blocking it all out, but one i do remember was i was at a scout camp (that's not the embarassing part, per se) and at the reverie where everyone (~350 people, scouts and leaders) at the camp is supposed to salute the flags and listen to announcements, i fainted from heat exhaustion. i hadn't had any water to drink all day as far as i can recall. pretty silly; a car came and picked me up on the field and brought me to the nurse's station at camp where i just laid down for a bit. oh here's another one: when i was about 8, my mom found some mini-notebook of mine where page 1 or page 2 said "i wanna fuck alison, oh ya!" (i wrote it when i was 7) and i think another page said "today mrs. burdick wrung her fucking hand around my wrist". in my entire life i never said the F-word in my mother's presence and any short story or essay where i had to type the F-word (look at me, F-word! what the fuck?!) i wouldn't show her, even though they were all A's and some of my best work. oh and then there was about 5 years ago when my mom went through my computer when i was asleep and found my porn folder. when i woke up she told the dog to go see "the porno king" and on my computer she left a picture of a girl getting a facial up in paint shop pro. she came in and said "there were so many i couldn't delete them all" (there were about 20 in the recycle bin) and i said at the spur of the moment, "at least you know i'm not gay!" to which she replied "gay people look at that stuff, too." |
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That last one is harsh titsworth ....fucking harsh. *feels for ya* |
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that last one is kind of weird. makes me feel very uneasy. and I wasn't even there. |
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I had to wipe up my piss / with my t-shirt / in front of a club / in lloret del mar, spain (sorry nacmat) my then girlfriend said it was alright to pee there / but then all these guards showed up / told me to "take off my fucking t-shirt and wipe it clean" / I tried to give them money instead, but in the end I really had to do it / otherwise they would have beaten me up luckily / I was pretty drunk / I had to walk with my stinking t-shirt in my hand / all night |
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fell down the stairrs of a double deckerr bus. |
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"gay people look at that stuff, too." / haha / great punchline |
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damn warpphex must've been hard for all though alcoholics to get your car out the swamp |
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