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WHAT'S YER MOST EMBARASSING MOMENT?
 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2003-12-16 14:39 [#00994425]
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hahahahahahahaha


 

offline warpphex from lurkston, ziltyland. (United Kingdom) on 2003-12-16 15:01 [#00994488]
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Ha ha harrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr :)


 

offline Fuckwagon from Dallas (United States) on 2003-12-16 15:10 [#00994509]
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most embarassing moment


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2003-12-16 18:01 [#00994755]
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I actually remember that getting closed.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2003-12-16 18:01 [#00994756]
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oh look.

my most embarassing moment ever.


 

offline pomme de terre from obscure body in the SK System on 2003-12-16 19:59 [#00994857]
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wow tits.. thats awesome.

it reminded me of another one i almost had
surpressed.

Several years ago when I lived at home with my mom and dad,
I smoked A LOT of pot. Well, my buddy made this
shotgun-style bong out of a pringles can (for those of you
who don't know, "Pringles" is a brand of potato chip-like
product that comes in a cylindrical container). One morning
after a night of heavy smoking, my dad came in my room and
woke me up to tell me he needed to use my truck. I just said
ok and gave him my keys and tried to go back to sleep. Then
I remembered I left my pringles bong in my truck. So a
minute or two later, the inevitible happened, my father came
in my room holding this goofy-as-fuck-looking bong with the
whole 'what the hell is this' routine (I had been busted for
smoking pot by my parents a million times). He said, "I'm
getting rid of this thing" and went about his business.
Pretty embarassing.. but it's not over.

About 2 months later I come home from work and my mom is
just standing there waiting for me. I knew the look on her
face too. It was the 'I-just-found-something-to-do-with-pot'
face. She said "What the hell is this?!" and pulls out the
pringles bong. I was like, "I already got in trouble for
that a long time ago" and "Dad said he threw it away!"

Then my mom said, "We sold one of the couches in the den
today and when the people came to pick it up, this was
underneath!" -- My fucking fucked up dad.. for SOME fucking
reason, instead of throwing away the bong, put it under the
couch in the living room. To this day I'm not sure if he did
it as part of a plot to get me in trouble again, or if it
was kept there for further invetigation.. (or use).


 

offline spoonz from Edmonton, AB (Canada) on 2003-12-16 21:03 [#00994888]
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i dunno whether to tell you that's fucked or really awesome
:P


 

offline Key_Secret from Sverige (Sweden) on 2003-12-16 21:23 [#00994896]
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that was great...
and some others to.

But generally this one is so far from the classical (and
funny) embarassing-topics...
let's bring 'em up! They are great!


 

offline Key_Secret from Sverige (Sweden) on 2003-12-16 21:29 [#00994900]
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Here are some of them...
oh these are great fun!

CLASSICS!

Embarassing/Funny Wanking Sto... (78) -spoonz
Most awkward moment... (17) -spoonz
you're most embarrasing moment (53) -Zephyr Twin


 

offline Key_Secret from Sverige (Sweden) on 2003-12-16 21:30 [#00994901]
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yeah notice in the URLs how nice and well I used the search
function. ;)


 

offline Key_Secret from Sverige (Sweden) on 2003-12-16 21:32 [#00994903]
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this old post by tits~

i fainted once from heat exhaustion in a crowd of about
400 people, there might be worse stuff but i'm pretty good
about blocking it out..


I had no idea it was at a scoutcamp...
until today!

(from http://xltronic.com/mb/topic.php3?&topic=22445


 

offline spoonz from Edmonton, AB (Canada) on 2003-12-16 21:50 [#00994912]
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my best threads ever ever ever. i was so proud to have made
a topic that got like 15+ posts. such a first for me :P


 

offline Key_Secret from Sverige (Sweden) on 2003-12-16 21:55 [#00994918]
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yeah I just read it again and laughed :)
great posts in it.
And I really should get back to finnishing my paper for
school... only 6 hours left now!


 

offline spoonz from Edmonton, AB (Canada) on 2003-12-16 22:00 [#00994926]
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i actually read the wanking one and the embarassing moments
one, all the way through not more than a week ago. funny
that this thread should come up :D


 

offline titsworth from Washington, DC (United States) on 2003-12-16 23:13 [#00995001]
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yea, well, uh.. sometimes you just gotta embellish the
details, man. :) i was feeling more generous than last time.


 

offline hevquip from megagram dusk sect (United States) on 2003-12-16 23:19 [#00995005]
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there was this one time that i LOLLIEK OMG
ONEONE!!EXPLANATION MARKONE


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2003-12-16 23:27 [#00995012]
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I don't get it...


 

offline hevquip from megagram dusk sect (United States) on 2003-12-16 23:29 [#00995014]
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oh man you would've had to have been there OMG IT WAS LIEK
"NO WYAY MAN!!1"


 

offline The_Funkmaster from St. John's (Canada) on 2003-12-17 01:09 [#00995059]
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haha, my parents are always finding porn related stuff on
our computer, but because they're so dumb when it comes to
computers I just say "whoa, how did that get there? Damn,
stupid porn automatically getting downloaded to my
computer!!" and they believe it! :)


 

offline dariusgriffin from cool on 2003-12-17 01:12 [#00995061]
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I don't download porn on our family computer, my mother
does. I'm not joking.

And I don't find it really embarassing. Hm.


 

offline TonyFish from the realm of our dreams on 2003-12-17 01:43 [#00995082]
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having to tell an x i cheated on him
Bitch



 

offline nlogax from oh, you must be the brains (Norway) on 2003-12-17 02:01 [#00995091]
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I'm not saying, but it's got something to do with
masturbation.


 

offline hevquip from megagram dusk sect (United States) on 2003-12-17 02:05 [#00995092]
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these stories ALWAYS have something to do with
masturbation...


 

offline dariusgriffin from cool on 2003-12-17 02:13 [#00995095]
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EVERYTHING has something to do with masturbation.


 

offline mappatazee from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2003-12-17 02:16 [#00995098]
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I can't really think of any overly embarassing moments.


 

offline TonyFish from the realm of our dreams on 2003-12-17 02:27 [#00995103]
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I once picked up the phone while my mom was on it, thinking
she was talking to my Gran and I spouted some random purile
crap down the line only to find out it was my Aunt. Pretty
embarassing. Ermm that it really. Oh and maybe a few things
I said when drunk but I don't remember them and I don't know
how much truth is in my friend's accounts....


 

offline mappatazee from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2003-12-17 02:31 [#00995104]
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Oh, actually,
when I was a little kid, I was walking through the
supermarket and I guess I was swinging my arms around or
something because I spun around and hit some lady square in
the gut. Heheh.


 

offline nlogax from oh, you must be the brains (Norway) on 2003-12-17 02:52 [#00995111]
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I guess that's fairly representative, yes :)


 

offline titsworth from Washington, DC (United States) on 2003-12-17 09:49 [#00995492]
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haha, no kidding. i'm with you, i refuse to accept cheating
as a standard part of relationships now.


 

offline rockenjohnny from champagne socialism (Australia) on 2003-12-17 10:02 [#00995506]
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crossdressing

wait no that was alright.


 

offline pOgO from behind your belly button fluff on 2003-12-17 10:08 [#00995513]
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Everything that happend monday night


 

offline DJ Xammax from not America on 2003-12-17 10:19 [#00995525]
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Too many to name. I get embarrassed fairly easily.


 

offline TonyFish from the realm of our dreams on 2003-12-17 10:22 [#00995527]
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Yes the thought of it totally disgusts me. If you want to go
and bone (or be boned!) but someone else then you need to
sit down re-evaluate and if necessary terminate your current
relationship before you do anything. I'm sick of all this
bullshit they come up with to push responsablity away like
"we had good chemistry","it was only a one-off" ad
nauseum...

They should have their insides removed and slow-gilled in
front of them while they're still alive.


 

offline TonyFish from the realm of our dreams on 2003-12-17 10:23 [#00995529]
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grr
but = by
gilled = grilled


 

offline titsworth from Washington, DC (United States) on 2003-12-17 10:24 [#00995533]
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exactly. and how much do you want to bet that this tragedy
character cheats left and right? you can imagine just from
her posts and the topics she creates that she is a complete
and utter ho bag. i wonder if most young people think it's
cool to sleep around when you're in a so-called
relationship?


 

offline TonyFish from the realm of our dreams on 2003-12-17 10:27 [#00995539]
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hahaha I had that actually. I had mono (although I didn't
know it at the time) and I was waiting in a queue for the
outdoor Paris Jazz festival, the sun beating down on me and
my empty stomach. Some really massive guy standing behind me
caught me. He looked so totally freaked out it was
hilarious. Consequently I was let in before the rest of the
crowd so that I could sit down and ended up getting the best
seats hehehe :)


 

offline Ceri JC from Jefferson City (United States) on 2003-12-17 10:30 [#00995546]
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Yes, "One thing led to another" etc... people these days
disgust me with the lack of responsibility they take for
their actions. Admitting what they did was wrong doesn't
make it right, but it's a whole lot better than trying to
blame their actions on some fatalistic nonsense/the position
of the stars/whatever.


 

offline TonyFish from the realm of our dreams on 2003-12-17 10:30 [#00995548]
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Her website is so totally hilarious.

i am a self proclaimed artist [...] i am just like
you.
erm NO!

It's full of photos of the rather chubby lass and friends,
in their birthday suits, covered in cholocate syrup 'blood'.
Christ!


 

offline rockenjohnny from champagne socialism (Australia) on 2003-12-17 10:33 [#00995550]
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i shouldve known this was still a tragic thread


 

offline TonyFish from the realm of our dreams on 2003-12-17 10:33 [#00995551]
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Yes plus the attention (at least in media and accounts - I
have not personal experience of this I'm happy to say)
always seems to focus on the person with whom the betrail
was commited, who in most cases (maybe, I'm no
statistician!) doesn't even know the existence of the
wronged party.


 

offline titsworth from Washington, DC (United States) on 2003-12-17 10:41 [#00995557]
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this one looks like 2 fat girls trying to make a giant
ice cream sundae in their bath tub like bootleggers used to
do during prohibition, except they couldn't help but eat all
the ingredients


 

offline TonyFish from the realm of our dreams on 2003-12-17 10:45 [#00995558]
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WARNING
Potentially work unfriendly and certainly unpleasant.
(Just in case) :)


 

offline DJ Xammax from not America on 2003-12-17 10:48 [#00995563]
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Where is the love?


 

offline titsworth from Washington, DC (United States) on 2003-12-17 10:49 [#00995565]
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oh yeah good point

ABOVE LINK NOT WORK SAFE, ALSO MAY MAKE YOU LOSE YOUR
LUNCH (OR YOUR ERECTION) WHEREVER YOU ARE
.

cheers, TonyFish. apologiees Ceri, et al.


 

offline DJ Xammax from not America on 2003-12-17 10:51 [#00995567]
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Hello, I'm John Cusack. I used to be in good films but after
a chain of pitiful rom-coms I've lost all credibility.


 

offline titsworth from Washington, DC (United States) on 2003-12-17 10:53 [#00995568]
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i heard Identity is pretty good. what do you reckon?

he was "pretty good" in Runaway Jury. gene hackman and
dustin hoffman really made that one worthwhile though.


 

offline DJ Xammax from not America on 2003-12-17 11:15 [#00995596]
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Hehe ..
all I'm saying is that I saw Grosse Pointe Blank and Being
John Malkovich and thought he was cool, then all he did for
a few years was non-stop romantic comedy... :(

Never saw Identity, my brother put me off that one big time.


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2003-12-17 11:19 [#00995599]
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"this one looks like 2 fat girls trying to make a giant ice
cream sundae in their bath tub like bootleggers used to do
during prohibition, except they couldn't help but eat all
the ingredients "

OMG tits that was fucking hilarious!!! :D



 

offline hedphukkerr from mathbotton (United States) on 2003-12-17 11:24 [#00995604]
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"you guys don't get her started on her ex

hahaha seriously it just goes on and on

even when you have your own problems"

you mean me?



 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2003-12-17 12:17 [#00995660]
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i once went into a yates's


 


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