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i feel sad for people like that. |
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oh mickey you so fine you so fine you blow my mind hey mickey |
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from behind some could look like annie lennox |
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some what .. ladies? |
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some bag of eyes cry me a phone |
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yer i didnt think so |
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downloading yer jams |
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cool |
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I want to hear more embarassments, I find them to be funny. |
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holy shit! how did i get so hated on this board??!?! "this one looks like 2 fat girls trying to make a giant ice cream sundae in their bath tub like bootleggers used to do during prohibition, except they couldn't help but eat all the ingredients" i got to say that is some funny shit tho... |
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you are becoming a bit of a scapegoat. |
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TITTIES |
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""This is disgusting! It's pornography!" exclaimed a pasty sluglike woman in a furcoat, vanilla ice cream smeared across her face like a money shot. Countered the balding professor type in his mid forties, left hand stuff brassly down the front of his pants "No, no, no, this is beautiful. This is art." |
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yeah, tragedy is pretty annoying... seems like she's always trying to get attention... I agree with titsworth, Tonyfish, and Ceri, that cheating is a horrible thing to do... I've been in a situation where I was kind of the third party so to speak... you know, I got involved with this girl who was already with another guy (sort of, the guy was a friend of mine, and the situation was really strange and weird)... I will say I was very nieve at the time, but it was definitely my fault and I take all the blame for it... and I've paid for it and then some just in how guilty I've felt, and all the friendships that were lost over it... I will never do anything like that again... also, I personally think casual sex is pretty, I don't know, uncool... come on, sex should be about love, at least as far as I'm concerned... I mean you don't need a girl to get off, if that's all you want, cause you have your hand... I don't know, I'm sure some "hardcore" guys would call me a pussy for this, but I don't know, sex should be shared between two people who love each other in my opinion... casual sex just degrades that I think! |
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tragedy needs more real sex I think |
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My sentiments exactly. Lol@Nacho :) |
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you seem to have the makings of a poseur. |
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ah a wise man you are Mr. Qrter! |
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lawl ;) (inside joke) |
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i busted a friends older brother doin' the five finger knuckle shuffle. i was 15 probably and he was 20 or so. that was pretty embarassing, but, really i've got so many stories i'll never be able to pick one. |
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you all know me really well. |
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Then go through them all, for the delight of your fellow xltronic compatriots. |
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actions dictate response. |
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special sex move to teach all the cocaine snort: jack off while covering gf's nose and mouth then take hand off nose but not mouth and jizz in nose as she inhales the first huge breath in her panic for air. |
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We know how you represent yourself here. And we can judge that as much as we want. Go pretend to kill yourself or something. |
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I do know you I am your chocolate master |
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HUZZAH! |
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imagine a friendly drunken stoned fool stumbling around puking on things for three years straight. that was '96 - '99 for me. so, that whole time was pretty humbling. let's see... the only time i ever got caught wanking, i actually wasn't. i was just sitting on the side of my bed after getting out of the shower. my mom opened the door and quickly said "oh! i didn't know anything was going on in here" well, there wasn't but, i knew how it looked, so that was embarassing. i opened my dorm room door once, and my roomate just jumped back onto his bed and covered himself up REAL quick saying "IM BEATIN' OFF!!!"... that wasn't so much embarassing as hillarious. but, it could've been worse. hmm... i don't know, i can't think of any real good ones. pomme might be able to think of some that i've forgotten. |
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if you masurbate all the time like i do then its pretty hard not to get caught. not that id wish it on anybody |
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DAMMIT!! YOUR AVATAR IS FROM "BRAZIL"!! pff and it took me all this time to recognize it.. :s |
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Hehe... thanks for those! |
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something fishy is going here you will scare tragedy again |
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oh yeah, and one time i made a claim about how many embarassing stories i had, then when somebody called me out on it i couldn't think of any... man was that funny. |
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:O Shame on you! Great film |
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YEAH THANKS!!! LIKE I DON'T KNOW!!! |
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I think fat naked eskimo(??) must be/would be embarrased seeing this |
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hey tragedy, ya slut. |
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virgin pusher> aw, that's horrible, you have reason to not like me, but you don't even know her... o wait a minute... you don't really have reason to not like me either... continue if you'd like.. reflex> HAH! |
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I don't know her, but I still can say that this picture is terribly cheesy. |
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i really dont have a reason for anything. It's just a virginpushers way! |
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tragedy: if you really want to know my most emberassing moment? ok I got 4. 1. when i was 17 (im almost 21 now) I was having sex with my girlfriend at the time at her moms place, and no we didnt get caught, persay, but I thought id try the old, up the ass routine because I was getting bored with just pussy, she literally let out a scream, the next morning her mom asked us about that scream, and under the table i got a kick from my GF at the time. my face was red and my dick, well it was sore. 2. puking on a girl who was running this whole big party once in grade 10, but I thought it was funny until the next day I realized it was the girl I was trying to mack the whole time, so I threw my chances out the window. 3. shitting on some guys car, in the parking lot of a bar and he came out in the middle of me doing it and wanted to fight, in the middle of shitting! so i almost had to, but managed to get it all done before he smoked me in the face and drove off. 4. fighting this guy in grade 11 I took a swing , a big one, and accidently nailed this chick in the face behind me, it was a big WHOOPS. |
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did my link get edited? what is going on here? This is madness!!!! Oh yeah..... Totally not worksafe i forgot to mention... as she is a fat naked eskimo |
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no your link STINKS! |
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reflex> jesus! that's horrible! |
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tragedy: yeah.. its not too bad, i usually take such things in stride. haha... the anal one was just almost too much though, boy do I laugh about it now. |
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i'd have a few words about that, but if i said anything i'd just be a slut...haha, whatvr tho, yeah that must have sucked majorly. |
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oh message boards |
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yeah, I'd kick you in the balls too REFLEX if you tried to go up my ass!! |
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Yeah right. |
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