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offline MongoloidBaby from Savannah (United States) on 2003-04-06 20:42 [#00635960]
Points: 207 Status: Lurker



these questions are very stupid.

that said, i'll answer them anyway:

1. do you think people that pee in the shower are mentally
ill?

no, like tibbar said, urine actually does a small job in
helping disinfect things... and helps fight athlete's foot.
People who think peeing in the shower is mentally ill are
both a) wrong and b) stupid.

2. does it hurt when you see anyone on television getting
they're balls hurt?

No.

3. is it embarrassing to sit down and pee?

I can't sit down and pee without also feeling like i need to
take a crap as well... so I don't know. Also, who is there
to embarass myself in front of in this case?

4. is using more time on your girlfriend than on your
friends express that you're girlfriend is the dominant in
the relationship?

that's not english. but no, it means that she's more
dominant in my LIFE.

5. How many times a day do you watch porn?

depends on how many times i need to Get The Job Done.

6. If you're picking you're nose, what do you do with you're
bugger?

my bugger? I don't touch that while I'm picking my nose. Oh,
my BOOGER. I put it in the trash can.


7. Do your scratch you're ass? and if yes, do you wash
you're hands afterwards?

what

8. have you ever bitten you're own toenails?

once, just to see if i could.

9. does PMS-blood freak you out?

no.

10. how does a female vagina smell?

good?


 

offline Ganymede from Tlön, Uqbar, Orbis Tertius on 2003-04-06 21:35 [#00636018]
Points: 1045 Status: Lurker



I'm gonna have to adjust these questions for a non-hetero
p.o.v. a little bit...

1. do you think people that pee in the shower are mentally
ill?

Not at all, I echo the people who think it's healthy

2. does it hurt when you see anyone on television getting
their balls hurt?

Heck yeah


3. is it embarrassing to sit down and pee?

Not necessarily, but I only do that when I need to crap as
well

4. is using more time on your girlfriend than on your
friends express that you're girlfriend is the dominant in
the relationship?

This applies to having boyfriends as well... I think that
spending more time with your SO than your friends could mean
that your SO is more dominant, or not. It could simply be
that feeling at the beginning of relationships where you
want to spend lots of time with the other person.

5. How many times a day do you watch porn?

Probably averages out to about once a day

6. If you're picking you're nose, what do you do with you're

bugger?

Usually wipe it

7. Do your scratch you're ass? and if yes, do you wash
you're hands afterwards?

Yes, and yes usually

8. have you ever bitten you're own toenails?

Occasionally

9. does PMS-blood freak you out?

It probably would, if I were ever in a situation where it
could be an issue

10. how does a female vagina smell?

Wouldn't know really now would I? All I can say is that if
you can smell it at a distance, something's wrong...


 

offline neetta from Finland on 2003-04-06 21:40 [#00636026]
Points: 5924 Status: Regular



being an antigender person i could answer this as well
(providing it wouldn't get certain guys exited) but let me
get one fact clear.

PMS is pre-menstrual syndrome aka the two days of the month
i chop your head off. no blood whatsoever related. honestly,
the bleeding part is the easiest part of it all.. theres the
PAIN and all that as well.. grrr


 

offline pomme de terre from obscure body in the SK System on 2003-04-06 22:04 [#00636056]
Points: 11941 Status: Moderator | Show recordbag



Yeah, I think everyone kinda understood what he meant by
PMS blood, but nobody wanted to be the one to correct
him, ya know?


 

offline neetta from Finland on 2003-04-06 22:06 [#00636060]
Points: 5924 Status: Regular | Followup to pomme de terre: #00636056



yeah but i felt like it was necessary you ... guy


 

offline Lust Incarnate from the edge of the deep green sea (United States) on 2003-04-06 22:20 [#00636077]
Points: 833 Status: Lurker | Followup to Ophecks: #00635623



"Not all that pleasant, but you put up with it to please the

girl."

HAHAHA Youre all heart, arent you. ;)


 

offline joey from montréal (Canada) on 2003-04-06 22:24 [#00636080]
Points: 1220 Status: Lurker



1. of course not. many people who piss in the shower are
perfectly normal people, i am sure. but then again, the
only reference i have is myself, and i am kind of "out
there" finally, my answer is "i dont know."

2. i dont watch tv.

3. whenever i go Poop, i pee. so, it is not embarrassing at
all. i call it going for a "poopnpee"

4. i dont have a girlfriend, i have a wife.

5. dont look at it much... nothing worth putting into a
ratio.

6. roll it up and drop it into an inconspicuous part of the
floor.

7. yes, who doesnt have an itchy ass from time to time.
and i wash them if my ass is questionable, yes. for
example, when iget out of the shower, if the more fleshy
part is itchy, then ill scratch, but there is no need to
wash, since it is clean, and besides, it is just another
part of the skin, like the arm or leg.

8. nope but i can put my feet behind my head.

9. i dont think i have ever seen PMS blood, as someone else
mentioned, it is PRE menstrual. not Menstrual syndrom.

10. smell one yourself, dumbwad.


 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2003-04-06 22:31 [#00636086]
Points: 22557 Status: Lurker



guys are usually uncomfortable talking about periods

hahaha once my friend was complaining about tampon
commercials and he was like

"OH MY GOD, I'M BLEEDING OUT MY FUCKHOLE!! I'M GONNA STICK A
TUBE IN IT!"

it was awesome cause of the voice, really...


 

offline Lust Incarnate from the edge of the deep green sea (United States) on 2003-04-06 22:32 [#00636090]
Points: 833 Status: Lurker | Followup to roygbivcore: #00636086



hahaha if only you guys knew if the pain and mess we go
through. :) And money to buy tampons. >8(


 

offline weatheredstoner from same shit babes. (United States) on 2003-04-06 22:38 [#00636096]
Points: 12585 Status: Lurker



I'm so glad i have a penis. but why does it crave so much
vagina?


 

offline MongoloidBaby from Savannah (United States) on 2003-04-06 22:42 [#00636101]
Points: 207 Status: Lurker



almost every time i've had sex, she's been on her little
flow... i think i've always been too excited about getting
some to give a shit if i end up drowning in blood. As a
result, I've determined that most of the human race is WAY
too uptight about that.


 

offline Lust Incarnate from the edge of the deep green sea (United States) on 2003-04-06 22:45 [#00636102]
Points: 833 Status: Lurker



You did a good thing--I read somewhere that having an orgasm
can help make a womans cramps less severe when shes on her
period. :) Has something to do with the muscles contracting,
I think... Fun (possible) fact!


 

offline AE_King from Australia on 2003-04-06 22:52 [#00636104]
Points: 749 Status: Regular



lust i thought you were a guy, rofl


 

offline Junktion from Northern Jutland (Denmark) on 2003-04-07 00:12 [#00636167]
Points: 9713 Status: Lurker



this thread makes me laugh har har *lol*


 

offline Refund from Melbourne (Australia) on 2003-04-07 00:15 [#00636169]
Points: 7824 Status: Lurker | Followup to Junktion: #00636167



yeah, this was a great idea on your behalf


 

offline OK on 2003-04-07 01:02 [#00636184]
Points: 4791 Status: Lurker



1.- no
2.- no, it hurts to them
3.- no
4.- no
5.- mm about 0.02 times a day i guess
6.- stick it in the wall or some furniture.
7.- no
8.- probably
9.- mmm no but it leads to akward situations
10.- like fish


 

offline Morton from out (Netherlands, The) on 2003-04-07 01:25 [#00636202]
Points: 10000 Status: Addict | Followup to surrounded: #00635848



It's all pipes. What's the difference?

"Different pipes go to different places! You're gonna mix
'em up!" :D

I prefer glamour magazines

lol, how about a contest? :)


 

offline surrounded from it won't be hard anymore to li on 2003-04-07 01:31 [#00636208]
Points: 3787 Status: Regular | Followup to Morton: #00636202



"Different pipes go to different places! You're gonna mix
'em up!
"

I'll call a plumber right now!

"lol, how about a contest? :)"

You? You'll be out before the next post in this thread ;-)


 

offline Morton from out (Netherlands, The) on 2003-04-07 01:42 [#00636218]
Points: 10000 Status: Addict | Followup to surrounded: #00636208



*slaps a wad of bills onto the counter*

I'm out!

..damn :\
but i'll beat you in a light saber battle!


 

offline AE_King from Australia on 2003-04-07 03:55 [#00636322]
Points: 749 Status: Regular



1. do you think people that pee in the shower are mentally
ill?
Nup, nothing like draining the lizard in the shower.

2. does it hurt when you see anyone on television getting
they're balls hurt?

Not unless its me watching myself on tv getting hurt.

3. is it embarrassing to sit down and pee?

Depends if I'm in a toilet or not...

4. is using more time on your girlfriend than on your
friends express that you're girlfriend is the dominant in
the relationship?

Not at all.

5. How many times a day do you watch porn?

varies.

6. If you're picking you're nose, what do you do with you're

bugger?

Roll it into a hard ball then flick it.

7. Do your scratch you're ass? and if yes, do you wash
you're hands afterwards?

Not very often, but yeah...and no

8. have you ever bitten you're own toenails?

Yeap

9. does PMS-blood freak you out?

No.

10. how does a female vagina smell?

Like a male vagina...that had a sex change


 

offline TonyFish from the realm of our dreams on 2003-04-07 04:09 [#00636329]
Points: 3349 Status: Lurker | Followup to neetta: #00636026



Yeah it's all the pain and stress that leads up to the
bleeding bit which is the hard part right? And to think
there are still some morons out there who think girls have
it easier than guys pfff....


 

offline Iroel from Pisa (Italy) on 2003-04-07 05:02 [#00636365]
Points: 1129 Status: Regular



The last question reminds me of some internet urban legend,
about some loser telling on a message board that he likes to
smell his sister's undie. And then some other guy from that
MB tracks him down and calls his parents ruining the losers'
life.


 

offline raimons from Stockholm (Sweden) on 2003-04-07 05:10 [#00636375]
Points: 4266 Status: Lurker



1. do you think people that pee in the shower are mentally
ill?

Don't do it too often hahahaha!

2. does it hurt when you see anyone on television getting
they're balls hurt?

yes!

3. is it embarrassing to sit down and pee?

No! well maybe in a public toilet.

4. is using more time on your girlfriend than on your
friends express that you're girlfriend is the dominant in
the relationship?

No!

5. How many times a day do you watch porn?

Sometimes.

6. If you're picking you're nose, what do you do with you're

bugger?

Put it under my socks.

7. Do your scratch you're ass? and if yes, do you wash
you're hands afterwards?

No! haha!

8. have you ever bitten you're own toenails?

No!

9. does PMS-blood freak you out?

yes!

10. how does a female vagina smell?

Diffirent.



 

offline TonePu5her from lincoln !UK! (United Kingdom) on 2003-04-07 08:13 [#00636682]
Points: 3640 Status: Regular | Followup to Iroel: #00636365



LOL I remeber that.I think it wasn't true though,I hope.


 

offline merg from The New New York (Berlin) (Germany) on 2003-04-07 08:19 [#00636701]
Points: 1708 Status: Regular | Followup to Junktion: #00635475



1. No
2. Not physical, actual hurt
3. No, especially if you're tired
4. No
5. None
6. Something different every time...but NEVER eat the bloody
thing...
7. When it's itching yes...usually, yes...
8. Yes, but not everyone can! :-)
9. No
10. Nice and fishy :-)


 

offline eXXailon from purgatory on 2003-04-07 10:00 [#00636843]
Points: 6745 Status: Lurker



1. No...it all goes in the same sewer
2. No, but I get a little nervous twitch in my scrotum when
I see it though
3. No. It's very relaxing after a hard day's work/school and
also before actually
4. Abolutely.....................not
5. Depends on my mood. It can vary between 0 and 5 times a
day
6. Throw it away.
7. No and yes
8. Never
9. It doesn't freak me out, but it's not the tastiest thing
I coul think of
10. Kinda like fish I think



 

offline Co-existence from Bergen (Norway) on 2003-04-07 10:17 [#00636865]
Points: 3388 Status: Regular



1. Not necessarily...
2. YES! It hurts just to read a question like that!
3. No!
4. Not necessarily...
5. >0,2


 

offline nacmat on 2003-04-07 10:22 [#00636870]
Points: 31271 Status: Lurker



1. do you think people that pee in the shower are mentally
ill? NO, I ACTUALLY DO

2. does it hurt when you see anyone on television getting
they're balls hurt? NO

3. is it embarrassing to sit down and pee? NO, ACTUALLY
SOMETIMES I DO

4. is using more time on your girlfriend than on your
friends express that you're girlfriend is the dominant in
the relationship? NO

5. How many times a day do you watch porn? 1

6. If you're picking you're nose, what do you do with you're

bugger? DONT UNDERSTAND THE QUESTION

7. Do your scratch you're ass? and if yes, do you wash
you're hands afterwards? YES, YES IF IT WAS UNDER MY CLOTHES
(DIRECTLY I MEAN)

8. have you ever bitten you're own toenails? LOTS OF TIMES

9. does PMS-blood freak you out?
WHAT IS THAT?
10. how does a female vagina smell?
GREAT, PURE SEX... I LOVE IT, AND IF IT MORE THAN 12 HOURS
SINCE THE LAST SHOWER BETTER


 

offline Co-existence from Bergen (Norway) on 2003-04-07 10:23 [#00636873]
Points: 3388 Status: Regular | Followup to Junktion: #00635475



6.I get rid of it...
7. Do you mean if I take off my pants and scratch my ass?
Well, I don't...
8. NO!
9. No..
10. Goood :) ..usually..


 

offline Jarworski from The Grove (United Kingdom) on 2003-04-07 10:27 [#00636874]
Points: 10836 Status: Lurker | Followup to nacmat: #00636870



Nacmat, I am amazingly shocked by that last answer!


 

offline nacmat on 2003-04-07 10:36 [#00636882]
Points: 31271 Status: Lurker | Followup to Jarworski: #00636874



just my truth


 

offline uzim on 2003-04-07 11:37 [#00636997]
Points: 17716 Status: Lurker



heh, i like the bloody mary comment ^^

about pissing in the shower... it still sounds dirty to me -
would you take a shower in your toilet bowl? °_°

......still, just reading the questions make me think of how
much males seem all gross and dirty... bah, that's how it is
i guess.


 

offline kokoon from Ljubljana (Slovenia) on 2003-04-07 12:19 [#00637077]
Points: 299 Status: Regular



ohh all of you XLT folks are like SO GROSS!!!

long live watmm!!!


 

offline Loogie from Oxford (United Kingdom) on 2003-04-07 12:23 [#00637082]
Points: 1371 Status: Lurker



i'm surprised that the majority of people seem to think that
vagina smells of fish. all i can say is you've either had
awfully bad luck with your choice of women or you've never
actually got near one.

nacmat i agree with you. if a girl is fresh out of the bath
it's not as sexy.
however i don't particularly like body odour from armpits.


 

offline sadist from the dark side of the moon on 2003-04-07 12:52 [#00637135]
Points: 8670 Status: Lurker



1. um, it doesn't happen very often... but when i'm in the
shower and i have to...
2. not really
3. nope... if nobody see's you. in fact, when a girl see's
you peeing when you sit they like it. they like that
4. i don't have girfriend
5. about 1....
6. roll it into a nice ball and shot it into my friends eye
7. sure i do. no, should i ?
8. no, but i once had my whole big toe in my mouth
9. never had to deal with it.
10. depends on how clean it is...
it's a funny smell cause it doesn't smell good, but you love
it...


 

offline nocturne from Montreal (Canada) on 2003-04-07 21:16 [#00637702]
Points: 207 Status: Lurker



Sorry, I'm noty a guy, but I can't resist responding to a
few of the original questions.

3. I live with 2 guys, who both ONLY sit to pee, (except in
public toilets, 'cause they're dirty) it's kida a house
rule, as it's cleaner (no drips).

9. I'm sure somebody has already pointed this out, but PMS
means Pre-Menstrual Syndrome, which is an affliction that a
minority of women experience, and which by defininition,
does not involve blood. Anyway, I think I've only
encountered 1 bf, who's had a problem with menstrual blood.
All the others have had NO problem with it, participating in
vaginal sex and cunnilingus during this period.

10. That can depend on various factors.


 

offline neetta from Finland on 2003-04-07 21:26 [#00637725]
Points: 5924 Status: Regular | Followup to nocturne: #00637702



yes i pointed that out but the guys really put me down for
doing that..

anyways i live with three guys, how do you get them to pee
like that? it would mean so much less toilet-cleaning (i'm
very strict with clean toilets)


 

offline Junktion from Northern Jutland (Denmark) on 2003-04-08 05:57 [#00638460]
Points: 9713 Status: Lurker



*bump*


 

offline rockenjohnny from champagne socialism (Australia) on 2003-04-08 06:06 [#00638478]
Points: 7983 Status: Lurker



you do Not want me to answer these questions :)



 

offline uzim on 2003-04-08 06:22 [#00638513]
Points: 17716 Status: Lurker



neetta > hmm... menace them or do tricks to them with
MS-blood (if it freaks them out) every time they stand up to
pee?


 

offline hobbes from age on 2003-04-08 06:34 [#00638542]
Points: 8168 Status: Lurker



1. NO
2.YES BUT NOT PHYSICALY
3.no, i pee like that quite often (at home only)
4. no,it means your prefer your girlfriends company...unless
you feel forced to....
5.0.1
6. flick it
7.sometimes....its not a habit though...
8. i tried
9. no not really....i aint drinkin it though!
10.fishy cheese or somethin....depends on the lady
......=)......


 

offline Erronous from Netherlands, The on 2003-04-08 07:02 [#00638618]
Points: 2519 Status: Lurker



"1. do you think people that pee in the shower are
mentally ill?"


PEE IN THE SHOWER???? why? why?? why why would someone do
that?? Out of indolence?? God I hope no-one does this at our
place. Though i vaguely recall a roommate saying he does
everything the same time: shaving, tooth-brushing,
showering... YAY. Let's pretend this didn't happen.

"2. does it hurt when you see anyone on television
getting they're balls hurt? "


A LOT. Cannot watch this. It freaks me out.

"3. is it embarrassing to sit down and pee??"

i guess not. No one can see what you're doing right. (you
little peepers!)

"4. is using more time on your girlfriend than on your
friends express that you're girlfriend is the dominant in
the relationship?"


Of course not: it's just the way you want to spend your
time.

"5. How many times a day do you watch porn?"

Like Morton said, I would lie anyway.
I guess every normal guy does it, let's just leave it with
that.

"6. If you're picking you're nose, what do you do with
you're
bugger?"


Put it in Morton's coffee.
(haha, don't worry, i flick it as far as i can.)

(that sounds much better erronous)

"7. Do your scratch you're ass? and if yes, do you wash
you're hands afterwards? "


it may happen, yes. It depends on where I am and who is
watching whether I'll wash my hands.

"8. have you ever bitten you're own toenails?

NO! never. doesn't sound tastefull.

"9. does PMS-blood freak you out?"

it sure does.

"10. how does a female vagina smell?"

yeah, so tell me this. it's sweet. What do you think I am, a
Porn-master??



 

offline uzim on 2003-04-08 07:08 [#00638639]
Points: 17716 Status: Lurker



i vaguely recall a roommate saying he does
everything the same time: shaving, tooth-brushing,
showering....


> i hope he doesn't need to crap at the same time as well...


 

offline nocturne from Montreal (Canada) on 2003-04-08 19:11 [#00639712]
Points: 207 Status: Lurker



Hey Neeta, sorry I didn't reply to you sooner...

I didn't have to get them to do it. The older of the two
decided it was cleaner on his own, and influenced his
brother to do it aswell. Now I find guys sitting to pee
very appealing. It shows they are clean and not afraid to
be unconventional.


 

offline Dolleater from Afrika Bambaataa on 2003-04-08 20:16 [#00639748]
Points: 4819 Status: Addict



1. do you think people that pee in the shower are
mentally
ill?

no
2. does it hurt when you see anyone on television getting
they're balls hurt?

no
3. is it embarrassing to sit down and pee?
no
4. is using more time on your girlfriend than on your
friends express that you're girlfriend is the dominant in
the relationship?

no
5. How many times a day do you watch porn?
once
6. If you're picking you're nose, what do you do with
you're bugger?

Gently carry them to the nearest peice of tissue
paper.

7. Do your scratch you're ass? and if yes, do you wash
you're hands afterwards?

yes. no.
8. have you ever bitten you're own toenails?
no
9. does PMS-blood freak you out?
no
10. how does a female vagina smell?
Alright


 

offline Laqeuro from New York City (United States) on 2003-04-08 20:32 [#00639766]
Points: 3167 Status: Regular



1. No

2. I feel thier pain for them

3. Not really, I just do whatever is more convienient......

4. No

5. 0-2

6. I dunno

7. I don't really scratch my ass all that much

8. Yes

9. Yeah

10. Wish I knew.....


 

offline AlbertoBalsalm from Reykjavík (Iceland) on 2003-04-08 20:49 [#00639789]
Points: 9459 Status: Lurker



nocturne: imo that's weird. i only pee sitting when i'm
pushing a a brown baby boy down the toilet if you catch my
drift


 

offline Junktion from Northern Jutland (Denmark) on 2003-04-18 04:25 [#00656387]
Points: 9713 Status: Lurker



*bump*


 

offline Sido Dyas from a computer on 2003-04-18 05:07 [#00656443]
Points: 8876 Status: Lurker



1. do you think people that pee in the shower are
mentally ill?

No not at all , i shit and womit in the shower to. I also
invite friends to take a shit there , mi casa es zu casa.

2. does it hurt when you see anyone on television getting
they're balls hurt?

No , i feel all warm inside and want to go out and hug all
the trees n stuff.

3. is it embarrassing to sit down and pee?
Yes if anyone saw me do that i would kill them on sight with
a ninja move
Sitting down when peeing is the hight of male laziness!

4. is using more time on your girlfriend than on your
friends express that you're girlfriend is the dominant in
the relationship?

No not at all , its an expresion of that you are the
non-dominant in the relation.

5. How many times a day do you watch porn?
What is porn? Does it hurt? Is it something for the whole
family?

6. If you're picking you're nose, what do you do with
you're bugger?

Save it in a jar , i send bugger jars to the starwing kids
in afrika once a month.

7. Do your scratch you're ass? and if yes, do you wash
you're hands afterwards?

I scratch my ass so hard it bleeds , i use the blood to
decorate my walls.

8. have you ever bitten you're own toenails?
No my lips are to fat!

9. does PMS-blood freak you out?
No , see answer 7 above .

10. how does a female vagina smell?
It smells like the inside of Darth Vaders helmet.



 

offline Anus_Presley on 2003-04-18 05:32 [#00656475]
Points: 23472 Status: Lurker



1. do you think people that pee in the shower are mentally
ill?

No, I don't see the prroblem.

2. does it hurt when you see anyone on television getting
they're balls hurt?

I kinda feel it yeah

3. is it embarrassing to sit down and pee?

No, well maybe, otherr than when i have a shit i neverr sit
down and pee, so i don't know.

4. is using more time on your girlfriend than on your
friends express that you're girlfriend is the dominant in
the relationship?

No not rreally

5. How many times a day do you watch porn?

Well maybe once a day once a week, no morre, usually less.

6. If you're picking you're nose, what do you do with you're
bugger?

I don't pick my nose because i don't know what to do with my
buggerr.

7. Do your scratch you're ass? and if yes, do you wash
you're hands afterwards?

I don't

8. have you ever bitten you're own toenails?

Yes.

9. does PMS-blood freak you out?

No, not a grreat deal. Its not nice, but which blood is ?

10. how does a female vagina smell?

Nice


 


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