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1. do you think people that pee in the shower are mentally ill? as long as the shower is running, no 2. does it hurt when you see anyone on television getting they're balls hurt? as long as it aint my balls... nope 3. is it embarrassing to sit down and pee? why would you sit down to pee? 4. is using more time on your girlfriend than on your friends express that you're girlfriend is the dominant in the relationship? no women are just attention-suckers they cant help it 5. How many times a day do you watch porn? i only watch pr0n 6. If you're picking you're nose, what do you do with you're bugger? a) shoot it to someone who isnt looking of b) stick it under a chair 7. Do your scratch you're ass? and if yes, do you wash you're hands afterwards? i never have shit on my pants when i scratch my ass so i dont really see the point... 8. have you ever bitten you're own toenails? yes... for yoga ;) 9. does PMS-blood freak you out? only if someone would put it in my drink 10. how does a female vagina smell? come back next year |
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1. do you think people that pee in the shower are mentally ill? > Nope, but people who pee in sinks are 2. does it hurt when you see anyone on television getting they're balls hurt? Not as much as when it actually happens, but you feel their pain 3. is it embarrassing to sit down and pee? Not if your having a poo, but it is if someone is watching 4. is using more time on your girlfriend than on your friends express that you're girlfriend is the dominant in the relationship? No, You must just enjoy her company more ;) But if she ties you down then maybe 5. How many times a day do you watch porn? Depends how dominant my girlfriend is. Usually half a time a day 6. If you're picking you're nose, what do you do with you're bugger? Under the chair or desk 7. Do your scratch you're ass? and if yes, do you wash you're hands afterwards? Only if its itchy, then it depends how close the sink is, but i try to. 8. have you ever bitten you're own toenails? I'm seriosuly unflexy 9. does PMS-blood freak you out? Hope not, otherwise i'll be dumped 10. how does a female vagina smell? Quite good actually unless the person is dead, then you don't want to go there (So I've been told ;)) |
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Oh screw it, I might as well- 1. Do you think people that pee in the shower are mentally ill? No, people that are mentally ill are mentally ill. 2. Does it hurt when you see anyone on television getting they're balls hurt? No 3. Is it embarrassing to sit down and pee? Yes 4. Is using more time on your girlfriend than on your friends express that you're girlfriend is the dominant in the relationship? It shows that I haven't got any friends. 5. How many times a day do you watch porn? Countless times. 6. If you're picking you're nose, what do you do with you're bugger? What do I do with I am bugger? You got me there. 7. Do your scratch your ass? and if yes, do you wash you're hands afterwards? I only scratch buttock, I don't scratch crack, so I don't feel the need. 8. Have you ever bitten you're own toenails? Yeah sure. 9. Does PMS-blood freak you out? Only if I came face to face with it. 10. How does a female vagina smell? Yummy. As long as we're talking human female. |
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1. do you think people that pee in the shower are mentally ill? Not if the water's running.. it all goes to the same place. 2. does it hurt when you see anyone on television getting they're balls hurt? No, it's more of a "sucks for that guy" feeling. 3. is it embarrassing to sit down and pee? Yeah. 4. is using more time on your girlfriend than on your friends express that you're girlfriend is the dominant in the relationship? Depends on the situation.. but usually yes. 5. How many times a day do you watch porn? Not more than once or twice, sometimes none. 6. If you're picking you're nose, what do you do with you're bugger? Flick it into a trash can or find a tissue or something. 7. Do your scratch you're ass? and if yes, do you wash you're hands afterwards? Yeah, and only if it's needed. 8. have you ever bitten you're own toenails? I don't think so.. maybe a long time ago 9. does PMS-blood freak you out? Of course! 10. how does a female vagina smell? Okay when it's actually there, but the smell on your fingers afterwards is kinda bad. |
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ah! I forgot about this one. Thank you dethpeel! |
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