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hello i am chief exec of your mom! and also a yogi |
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i bends it like beckham *slaps dat ass* |
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You can probably feel it already through your screen, maybe before you even clicked on this topic, but right now, I have to tell you, I am exerting raw, physical force. |
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I'm Gabriel Glans, author of The Stairmaster and The La-Z-Boy, and my TEDx talk on work life balance begins in 5... 4... 3... 2... hello and good evening! |
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Hi I'm Larry Wishbone and I lift cans of paint on top of a rubbish tip 5 nights a week |
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Hello, I'm back in town with the best White Wine ❄👃. We are doing an amazing offer Buy 3 & get 1 FREE! Call us anytime we are doing 24/7 delivery within any area. Don't hesitate to call 📞 or text us. Carlitos. |
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I'm Leslie Nielsen. I ate a Buick, once. It gave me gas |
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hello i am the trans player in your sister's ultimate frisbee team |
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and i have my eyes on you big boy |
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Like most normal people I'm a vocal supporter of trans athletes, and I make sure that if any of those dried-up old raisin Mumsnet naysayers come along that they'll get shouted down and made to feel threatened. Like all cis women should be. |
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what about female to male transgender athletes? you don't ever see them trying to compete in the male division |
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but you do |
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Yes! Proud to announce I will be next week's cover star of Euro Dyke magazine. |
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There’s a good South Park episode where strong woman has to face this huge man in sport events who decides he wants to be a woman coz he hates them and wants to beat them. Obv not saying that’s why trans people exist. Was just funny. |
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A tribunal heard that Daniel Hart, who is bisexual, was reportedly forced to fake being gay because he was told that his former boss, Linda Zhang, only wanted to hire gay men and women to sell luxury handbags at the Amon boutique in Gateshead. “I was told to stay quiet because I’d be sacked if they found out,” Hart told the Mirror. “I had to keep pretending I was gay – even though I’m not.” We've all been there, right? |
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but you mean you had to pretend you weren't though, right?? |
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I think I'm one of those gays, and there are a lot of us about, who aren't attracted to men and certainly not attracted to the physical act. True story, I once had an AA (Alcoholics Anonymous) sponsor who was the least gay ostensibly gay man I've ever met. I think he just wanted a friend. His bear of a husband had other ideas though. Right up there. |
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hello i am urine therapist and if you have a moment i'd like to talk about our r. kelly treatment |
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i've heard it gets very intimate between you and your sponsor. i never had one |
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Sponsors can get a bit... militant.. and the wrong'uns at AA all trying to get your mobile number to support you.... *shiver* I think I went twice for the weak tea in plastic cups. There but for the grace of God went not me. |
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I'm Lawrence Stuhl, heir to the Stuhl air freshener dynasty. "Stuhl air fresheners - because nothing else smells like a Stuhl." |
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What if I were to tell you that chips (fries) are salad? |
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it’s british salad |
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is salad cream at all consumed outside the uk? cos that's good on chips but less so on salad |
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Hi I'm Leo Sayer's parasitic homunculus twin with a super big chin we are attached by the taints I can whistle in the ultrasonic octaves |
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Calabi YHWH Space Maddafuckers |
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an anagram of Steve Albini is Bestial Vein which i think is very apposite |
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We as xltronians are all the same in a way. |
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Hi, I'm Martin De Sade. |
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Where all my Mentats be at? |
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In the future we may well be able to create an electronic brain. |
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You know, the late 70s was a big time for white men singing in falsetto. That's why I've created this special collectors edition Bee Gees / Supertramp mix tape, which can be yours for three easy payments of just $14.99 |
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For a limited time, I'll include a bonus King Diamond flexi-disk on exotic white vinyl. Order yours now! |
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Falsetto was originally a black concept as a result of so many of the randy so-and-so's all being gelded. Further grubbying the Bee Gees' already tarnished litany of song hate. |
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Can’t we just inject bleach? Kills the virus in an instant! Poof! Hi I’m Milky Mellows the acrobatic clown. Lose that frown and get down! On an important note: I hate hate and love love. These divisions are the work of evil. I just want a hug, so to speak. To meet nice people. I wish I had my spaceship and I would just travel with my dog and maybe a partner. Exploring. The ship would have wifi and an area that’s so cozy oh my! |
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why cant i let go of this place its a blessing and a curry isit a holiday where you at? |
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It was yesterday, yes. But most shops were open, Jesus or not money needs to be made… One of big’s links led to me a video explaining how die andtwoord are evil. He could make another few 100 million about others im sure if that’s his thing. I’d watch the one he’d do about me! And probably watch the one on big more than once. |
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no shops nor service on holidays like that over here, thankfully. i was just wondering if people here had free time. so many years aboard, yet they never took the time to properly entroduce themselves until now. did you know there is a film about this place? "thad alan smoyer and the life electronic" you guy should check it out, its really good. its about a crew of men from different countries who set out to find a unknown sound. |
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and they have funny hats |
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Now I've discovered playlists of Vibraphone music, I don't listen to anything else. |
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Hi I'm that bloke with the tatty hair from homes under the hammer & I like nothing more than to smash my glans with a velvet mallet while standing in two buckets of warm tapioca |
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Codename: Dark Leader |
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My new book "Turkey: Institutionalised Male Rape and the Birth of Queer!" dropping real soon. |
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I'm Peter "Breadtube" Kropotkin, celebrated proponent of anarchism, the world's only 100% impotent and therefore 100% ethical political ideology. Won't you join me, then, in failure and futility. |
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Currently at yet another fucking Stephen Sondheim (JEWISH LYRICIST) am dram show. |
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I think mermaidman got my email address " I'm Ally new here looking for something that would last long and i am from London and where are you from hope to hear from you or get me on ggogle charts allygraham70 arrt gmeel diurt commm... " |
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bro i'm no london slut |
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I do find that a bit disturbing, the Ai vomiting like that. |
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did you respomd to ally |
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"Hey its Gary Glitter here, I'm sending this message from my Nokia 3310 from inside the early learning centre. MWNGGGG" |
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