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marlowe
from Antarctica on 2002-04-01 01:47 [#00152833]
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come on now, it was boring i agree - but not the worst movie surely! hey, have you ever seen Surf Nazis Must Die? fantastic movie! highly recommendable!
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D-Hex
from Blue Springs Missouri (United States) on 2002-04-01 01:49 [#00152838]
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Scary movie 2 was absolutely terrible and unfunny.
But the first one was a treat i thought.
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marlowe
from Antarctica on 2002-04-01 01:51 [#00152841]
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yeah i thought the first Scary Movie was alright - but i have heard so much bad stuff about number 2 that i've steered well clear of it
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windowlicker
from Nashvegas on 2002-04-01 01:52 [#00152843]
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That movie mad me want to smoke crack. It actually made me feel stupid.
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marlowe
from Antarctica on 2002-04-01 01:53 [#00152845]
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which one? cannibal! the musical?
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windowlicker
from Nashvegas on 2002-04-01 01:54 [#00152846]
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Yea cannibal
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marlowe
from Antarctica on 2002-04-01 01:55 [#00152847]
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i admit i didn't actually sit through it all :D got too dull for me ;)
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raimons
from Stockholm (Sweden) on 2002-04-01 01:55 [#00152849]
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has anybody seen "order of the black eagle"? it must the worst movie ever.
but i actually love it cause its so silly. if anyone has it or finds it on the web. please let me know cause i want it!
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Ubik
from United States on 2002-04-01 02:12 [#00152868]
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well, if you wanna go old school...anybody ever see Glen or Glenda?? the infamous director Ed Woods movie about tolerance for transvestites?
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marlowe
from Antarctica on 2002-04-01 02:14 [#00152870]
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i have seen a couple of Ed Wood movies, but have only seen clips of Glen or Glenda -- love the movie Ed Wood tho
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Dialect Falx
from New Bern (United States) on 2002-04-01 02:21 [#00152877]
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Killer Clownz from Mars (with the Z) = D:
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EVOL
from a long time ago on 2002-04-01 02:28 [#00152887]
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SLEEPWALKERS!
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license
from out of nowhere on 2002-04-01 02:36 [#00152891]
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JP3 was pretty horrible. not the worst. i'll have to think about which is the worst for a while - that's pretty close.
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corngrower
from the fertile grounds of Iowa, w (United States) on 2002-04-01 03:24 [#00152967]
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I think the name of it is Held Up, it stars Jamie Foxx.... that is the worst movie ever created
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corngrower
from the fertile grounds of Iowa, w (United States) on 2002-04-01 03:31 [#00152986]
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Others: Jeepers Creepers, Altered Stated, Cannibal Campout, Dude Wheres my Car, Battlefield Earth, 2010 (the sequel)
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pachi
from yo momma (United States) on 2002-04-01 03:33 [#00152989]
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several animes
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rovshell
from None (Netherlands, The) on 2002-04-01 03:33 [#00152991]
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CrossRoad :)
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pachi
from yo momma (United States) on 2002-04-01 03:39 [#00153008]
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titanic
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raimons
from Stockholm (Sweden) on 2002-04-01 03:42 [#00153012]
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crossroads hahahahahahahahahahahaah!!!!!!!!!!!! or even worse glitter hahahahahahah!!!!!!!!
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corngrower
from the fertile grounds of Iowa, w (United States) on 2002-04-01 03:43 [#00153013]
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crossroads does have two redeeming qualities though... Britney's lucsious ass and firm breasts
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pachi
from yo momma (United States) on 2002-04-01 03:44 [#00153016]
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i've never seen crossroads, but the fact that britney is in it in itself must imply that it sux.
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raimons
from Stockholm (Sweden) on 2002-04-01 03:45 [#00153018]
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i dont like britney at all...she makes me sick! have you seen when she does that crasy smile and her tounge goes around? it makes me wanna puke!
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pachi
from yo momma (United States) on 2002-04-01 03:48 [#00153024]
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i think britney needs to retire from her position in fame and become a regular person again
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corngrower
from the fertile grounds of Iowa, w (United States) on 2002-04-01 03:48 [#00153025]
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It makes you wanna puke? ....thats weird, it makes me wanna bust my load all over her face.
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raimons
from Stockholm (Sweden) on 2002-04-01 03:49 [#00153028]
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shes not even worty that
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pachi
from yo momma (United States) on 2002-04-01 03:53 [#00153037]
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i havent seen it, but the mark wahlberg planet of the apes, from what i heard, belongs under this topic
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EVOL
from a long time ago on 2002-04-01 03:55 [#00153040]
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you know that's a tough one and it could swing both ways, just depends on the viewer. me personally i don't know, i'm kinda in between, the ending was a trip but it also kinda sucked too.
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pachi
from yo momma (United States) on 2002-04-01 03:56 [#00153042]
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the original planet of the apes cict ass imo
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pachi
from yo momma (United States) on 2002-04-01 03:57 [#00153043]
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well, i didn't take it seriously, but it was fun to watch
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EVOL
from a long time ago on 2002-04-01 04:00 [#00153048]
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the og pota was just old that's all...good premise tho...sorry about the laxidazical typing here.
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Ubik
from United States on 2002-04-01 04:02 [#00153049]
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Tim Burtons recent movies are so detached and uninvolving... the planet of the apes remix waste a total waste of a lot of peoples' time
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EVOL
from a long time ago on 2002-04-01 04:03 [#00153051]
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tim burton didn't have total artistic control over planet of the apes, although i did love SLEEPYHOLLOW!
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trans tex tual
from Melbourne (Australia) on 2002-04-01 04:10 [#00153056]
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All those bonnet wearing Jane Austen books remade as films and starring Winona Rider as the shy, but courageous heroine. Films of that ilk undoubtedly shit me to tears.
That, and any film starring Jim Carrey.
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Spookyluke
from United States on 2002-04-01 04:21 [#00153072]
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Eh, you know what else is bad? Scary Movie. Stupidest thing I've seen, ever.
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xlr
from Boston (United States) on 2002-04-01 04:42 [#00153099]
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i saw planet of the apes on a [good] date, so my opinion is biased. had i seen it alone i'd probably have hated it w/ a passion.
i didnt like the time machine either. but those time-lapse effects and...
{SPOILER!!!!!}
that one shot w/ the moon breaking up was pretty cool {/spoiler}
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forck_02lynix
from brooklyn on 2002-04-01 04:56 [#00153115]
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worst movie ever : jack frost the horror flick...about a snowman who came to life and killed people...but im sure the newer michael keaton one was pretty bad too
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jupitah
from Minneapolis (United States) on 2002-04-01 05:41 [#00153170]
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I found Swordfish to be quite horrible, but I've heard some serious shit about Battlefield Earth.
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JOB
from St. John's (Canada) on 2002-04-01 05:56 [#00153180]
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Swordfish was lame. I hate when movies try to make hacking cool. Last time i checked u dont fly around buildings (hackers) or put a square together (swordfish) when you hack, fucking stupid....
so ok...
Swordfish Deep Blue Sea Street Fighter Mario Bros (i swear the guys that made this movie didnt play the game at all)
and lost more...
Hey btw i've had the thought lingering in my head, did they make a movie for Double Dragon? I could have sworn i saw something about that somewhere at a time.
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jupitah
from Minneapolis (United States) on 2002-04-01 06:00 [#00153184]
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I saw a movie that I'm pretty sure was Dungeons and Dragons. It was pretty bad.
Everything about Swordfish made me drop jaw in awe it's wackness. The whole hacking shit was lame, the blowjob scene was lame, the chase/hill scene was unbearably unrealistic and lame, every single piece of dialogue was stupid...
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naaic
from Uppsala (Sweden) on 2002-04-01 06:03 [#00153185]
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hahaha...dungeons and dragons was a terrible movie.
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jupitah
from Minneapolis (United States) on 2002-04-01 06:06 [#00153187]
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I got dragged into the theater with this girl who's mad into dragons and such. She claims she liked it, but I think she's in denial.
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naaic
from Uppsala (Sweden) on 2002-04-01 06:12 [#00153194]
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lol...she must have been, i could not find one positive thing from that movie...but then again i'm not really into that d&d stuff so.....
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jupitah
from Minneapolis (United States) on 2002-04-01 06:17 [#00153197]
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but even a d&d obessee can distinguish a good fantasy from a sad piece of trash. it was the poo.
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JOB
from St. John's (Canada) on 2002-04-01 06:19 [#00153199]
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Down at the local comic shop the guys were sayin it sux, now i'm not much of a comic guy or dnd and i havnt even seen it but i hear it sucks.
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Zombiekev
from Ardmore (United States) on 2002-04-01 06:55 [#00153216]
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bad movies, there is a lot of them. just about every recent flick was pretty bad and low.
fast and the furious gone in sixty seconds (remake) batman 3 jurassic park 2 & 3 deep blue sea
the worst just has to be jackie brown (what was quentin thinking?!)
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Zombiekev
from Ardmore (United States) on 2002-04-01 06:59 [#00153220]
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the matrix is extremely drawn out. the first hour of the film sucks, the second time you watch it.
it has no replay factor. i saw it twice in the theater. and then once on video. now i can't stand to see the whole thing.
reeves is a very bad actor.
he was better in breaking point, when he was playing a surfer.
and bill and ted's excellent adventure, when he was playing a stoner.
2 more bad films
johnny neumonic and tank girl they both suck
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Sido Dyas
from a computer on 2002-04-01 08:01 [#00153254]
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These last couple of years i have really lost faith in american movies and hollywood but The Royal Tenenbaums has given me new faith.
Hallelujah!!!!
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aneurySm
from Ypsilanti (United States) on 2002-04-01 09:35 [#00153288]
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Duel that movie was evil take Maximum Overdrive and then suck anything that was meagerly entertaining out of it and then multiply AC/DC's massive suckyness times Dean Koontz and then get raped by baby sheep and loose all your teeth the hard way
what the hell was me saying....
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kalaim badkaama
from Apt 512 in Gilmour Orbiter (Re on 2002-04-01 17:07 [#00153543]
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Scary movie 2. ts type of film that make europeeans think that americans people go brainless
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ceiling_fan
from Glasgow (United Kingdom) on 2002-04-01 17:10 [#00153549]
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1) Wild wild west 2) Long time dead 3) 13 ghosts.
That's all for now.
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