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offline jupitah from Minneapolis (United States) on 2002-04-01 17:21 [#00153557]
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I don't think Jackie Brown was bad at all. Wasn't
Terentino's best, but it was enjoyable. The Matrix wasn't
bad either. It's arguable whether it's as good as so many
people thought, but the first time I saw it I was highly
tuned in without boredom all the way through. I'd say The
Matrix, Point Break and Bill n Tedd are the only films that
Canoe hasn't completely ruined.

Now, Gone In 60 Seconds. I LOVE to hate that film. It was
so awful.


 

offline kalaim badkaama from Apt 512 in Gilmour Orbiter (Re on 2002-04-01 17:42 [#00153583]
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Gone in 60 second gave me the phantasm to be sucked dry in a
car (Red and Hot) by a huge breasted blonde bitch with
dreadlocks.


 

offline raimons from Stockholm (Sweden) on 2002-04-01 17:43 [#00153585]
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the spice girls movie!


 

offline Resident Evil from heat some coffee, mmm, mmm (Australia) on 2002-04-01 18:13 [#00153612]
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Kung Pow.

I also hated The Rock and Human Traffic


 

offline joey from montréal (Canada) on 2002-04-01 18:18 [#00153622]
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battlefield earth did suck, so i bought it for a friend, who
is an actor. he hates it, too, and like the gift very much.


 

offline B3n from Manchester (United Kingdom) on 2002-04-01 18:18 [#00153623]
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DUDE WHERE'S MY CAR MADE ME CONTEMPLATE SUICIDE


 

offline evolume from seattle (United States) on 2002-04-01 18:20 [#00153625]
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keanu was perfect for the role in matrix. even the oracle
said "not too bright though"

one of the worst movies i ever tried to watch was "keeping
the faith" with ed norton and ben stiller. I like those
guys but that movie was excruciatingly terrible. that movie
and "the Grinch" are probably the only two movies i could
not even bring myself to sit through.

i am surprised noone mentioned episode 1 (or maybe i missed
it in this long thread) I would have thought that so many
peoples hopes were dashed when this overhyped movie was
extruded onto the screen.

also nobody said "cable guy" (or i missed it in the thread
too) that movie seems to be bad mouthed as much as ishtar
used to be. though i actually kinda like cable guy. i
thought it was an interesting twist on the stalker movie.
admitedly, it is hard to get used to jim carrey in it.
my favorite directors are
cohen brothers, david fincher, jean-pierre jenet, jon woo,
and i am liking that Darren Aronofsky guy just to give you
some perspective on my opinion.. *shrug*


 

offline xlr from Boston (United States) on 2002-04-01 18:42 [#00153665]
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I had to watch the grinch w/ my niece over christmas break.
It was okay, nothign special though.

I liked episode 1. Granted it has a different feel to it
than the first 3 episodes, but it's still a good movie.
Yes, jar jar was totally unnecessary, but i was willing to
let that slide. It was a visual treat. Episode 1 has a job
to do -- set up the characters and the background for the
rise of the empire.

I didn't see the cable guy, heard it wasn't very good.

And yes, my favorite director is darren aronofsky, by far.
I feel like he's making his films just for me, with the
score, the visuals, the editing, everything.


 

offline Polynomial-C from Netherlands, The on 2002-04-01 20:29 [#00153782]
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Unbelievable none of the 108 posts said "Plan 9 from outer
space"....A black&white movie about flying saucers and
vampires, by Ed Wood.... This certainly IS the worst movie
ever.... I especially like the cardboard grave stones which
you see from time to time...


 

offline aneurySm from Ypsilanti (United States) on 2002-04-01 20:30 [#00153785]
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i could never make it through ;plan9;
i;d always fall asleep


 

offline Polynomial-C from Netherlands, The on 2002-04-01 20:32 [#00153788]
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A friend of mine bought the DVD....He says it's a CULT
movie.....


 

offline pOgO from behind your belly button fluff on 2002-04-01 20:46 [#00153809]
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8mm or unbreakable

pants


 

offline BaronVonPickleF from United States on 2002-04-01 20:58 [#00153828]
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I just saw Blade 2 the other day that was a big ol pile of
shit !!!!THE BARON HAS SPOKEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


 

offline shibumi from United States on 2002-04-01 21:03 [#00153838]
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Man, Batman and Robin
THat has got to be the most horrid thing ever created
I went in to the movie expecting some minimal visual
entertainment and action-
it didn't even come close to that


 

offline afxNUMB from So.Flo on 2002-04-01 22:26 [#00153942]
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I dont know if I have a hate but I must add resevoir dogs,
natural born killers(NIN-best fukin song) pulp fiction and
requiem for a dream are badass, crazy movies, you gotta love
those kinds, as for pearl Harbor,I dont need to see a bad
movie to know its a bad movie.


 

offline jupitah from Minneapolis (United States) on 2002-04-01 22:39 [#00153958]
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Yes! I almost forgot the completely horrible Batman and
Robin. Is it true Darran Aronofsky is doing the next
Batman?


 

offline supreme from Antwerp (Belgium) on 2002-04-01 22:42 [#00153960]
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no one knows the worst movie ever,
it's so bad no one wants to see it
even the makers deny that they are responsible


 

offline jayphex from Ottawa (Canada) on 2002-04-01 22:47 [#00153968]
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I really hated planet of the apes, movies are ten times
worse when they remake (butcher) good movies.


 

offline jupitah from Minneapolis (United States) on 2002-04-01 22:47 [#00153969]
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hehe, good point.


 

offline Gonzola from Stockholm (Sweden) on 2002-04-01 22:56 [#00153980]
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TWISTER

this one has been number 1 on my black list for years.


 

offline ACountAnt from Cleveland (United States) on 2002-04-01 22:57 [#00153984]
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SNATCH
terrible
really-really-bad


 

offline Jedi Chris on 2002-04-01 23:33 [#00154029]
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http://www.thestinkers.com/100stinkers.html

Have a look here and see how many you agree with..


 

offline Darth manchu from Cambridge (United Kingdom) on 2002-04-01 23:40 [#00154036]
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Brainsmasher - a love story.

*sigh*


 

offline jupitah from Minneapolis (United States) on 2002-04-02 00:04 [#00154067]
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what's your beef with snatch? even if you didn't like it i
don't see why it was bad. i mean, of all the films, snatch?
i know, you're jealous of brad pitt's good looks and
popularity. and you thought you were going to marry
maddona; how the hell did guy richie snatch her up first?!


 

offline TrevorGod from Toronto (Canada) on 2002-04-02 00:12 [#00154077]
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Yeah was the Snatch thng a joke, because in no universe
could tha ever be considered the worst movie ever. Well
maybe in the bizzaro universe... but that's it.


 

offline raimons from Stockholm (Sweden) on 2002-04-02 00:13 [#00154083]
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the one with jet lee...


 

offline greengod from San Antonio (United States) on 2002-04-02 00:23 [#00154104]
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Despite the Spice girls Movies sucking, i still don't mind
watching babes shake their asses.
my vote for worst probably an Ed wood movie like Orgy of the
Dead for those who haven't had the pleasure..
frankenstein and the wolfman kidnap a couple of lovers take
them to a cave where resides a king and before they are
burned at the stake they witness about six differen girls
belly dance for about five minutes each but never get naked.
Lame.


 

offline jupitah from Minneapolis (United States) on 2002-04-02 00:24 [#00154106]
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it sounded interesting until you said they never get naked.


 

offline Jedy from dublin (Ireland) on 2002-04-02 13:05 [#00154766]
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i did enjoy that movie!
i think is very funny


 

offline Jedy from dublin (Ireland) on 2002-04-02 13:12 [#00154771]
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Jesse James Meets Frankenstein's Daughter


killer barbies


 

offline Sido Dyas from a computer on 2002-04-02 14:36 [#00154840]
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Independence Day must be the most stupid movie ever made ?
And it was so expensive hahahaha!!!!!
I was hoping the aliens would win!!!


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2002-04-02 14:43 [#00154847]
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you mean ROMEO MUST DIE?


 

offline evolume from seattle (United States) on 2002-04-02 14:56 [#00154868]
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'8mm' and 'batman and robin'
both got mentioned. this just enforces what i have been
saying for years
Joel Schumacher is a no talent hack!
i challenge you to list one of his movies that was not crap.



 

offline ACountAnt from Cleveland (United States) on 2002-04-03 17:25 [#00156481]
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hey, flatliners was not that bad, plus it has kevin bacon in
it which is a bonus...... although, i agree, joel schumacher
sucks


 

offline ACountAnt from Cleveland (United States) on 2002-04-03 17:28 [#00156486]
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about snach, it wasn't something i haven't seen before. it
was trying to be TOO hip TOO fast. i wasn't that impressed.
go see lock-stock, it's the same damn thing, only
worse......


 

offline jupitah from Minneapolis (United States) on 2002-04-03 17:34 [#00156491]
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i agree, but i still enjoyed on the level of a drunken rowdy
time, not payin too much attention. its not great, but i
dont think it is anywhere near the worst movie.


 

offline evolume from seattle (United States) on 2002-04-03 17:54 [#00156505]
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naw
while flatliners is probably shumacher's best movie, it
still sucks. i used to think it was good, when it first
came out; but after years of watching good movies, and then
recently watching flatliners again.. i realized it actually
kinda sux. Joel Schumacher's movies always seem too "made
for T.V." to me. a much better movie that also deals with
this limbo between life and death is Jacob's Ladder.
compared to Jacob's Ladder, flatliners is like an after
school special


 

offline jupitah from Minneapolis (United States) on 2002-04-04 00:08 [#00156978]
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Jacob's Ladder, is Robin Williams in that? What's it like?


 

offline zguru from Lindale (Texas) (United States) on 2002-04-04 02:26 [#00157221]
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Orca, Breakin 2 Electric Boogaloo, anything with Bette
Midler or Barbara Streisand.


 

offline supreme from Antwerp (Belgium) on 2002-05-03 18:56 [#00204871]
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I saw a trailer yesterday...
It was awful!
I think the movie is called'eight legged monsters' or
something like that,and the movie is about huuuuuge spiders
attacking humans ,trucks ,houses,etc...
Those spiders are as big as cars
I mean...it's ridiculous!

cm'on! such a waste of money!!!


 

offline jimisteel from SLC (United States) on 2002-05-03 19:58 [#00204896]
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Biodome- worst movie ever!!!
the english patient - the most boring movie ever.



 

offline Sido Dyas from a computer on 2002-05-03 20:07 [#00204902]
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my father rented a movie called "the order" staring Van
Damme a couple of days ago ......LOL
It was probably the most stupid movie i had ever seen.
Dad always rent the crappiest movies , Steven Segal n
shit!!!


 

offline jimisteel from SLC (United States) on 2002-05-03 20:20 [#00204906]
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No, FREE WILLY 2. Ok the first one was dumb, but how do
make a sequel to this movie. You already freed willy once.
I think they even made free willy 3.


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2002-05-03 20:25 [#00204907]
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ZOMBiE FLeSH eATeRS II was terrible -- so was ZoMBiE iSLAND
mAssAcre


 


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