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LOL u creepy bastard |
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Hey it works, don't knock it till you try it, plus you can have a feel or her perky breasts at the same time by "accident". |
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post video evidence |
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She tickled me several times already, which is weird, nobody ever do that to me. |
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Thanks for the advice, man! |
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next time you see her let your arms hang at your sides loosely and start spinning around in circles. dont tense your elbows or your shoulders just let them knock over everything that comes in their path - spin as fast as possible. if shes impressed shes a keeper if not then you should probably quit your job after you do that |
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Dude, everytime u post here, u loose a chance to be talkin' to whom u should... |
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Hello. I'm at work right at the moment and the girl will probably pop after her lunch in a few minutes. I'm very excited. This morning, she said I could buy new clothes and gave me addresses of shops. Weird. |
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Thanks LOL. |
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Combo: She is trying to dress you up? She is interested in your appearance. That is promising. |
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Well yes it is. I do my best to try and interest myself to what she says about fashion. I'll probably learn a lot of useless stuff with her, but why not. |
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Ask her to go shopping with you... And spank her ass! |
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she's gonna pop dudes |
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If she likes you that way I'd like to think she'd make the effort to make things easy for you to ask her out. Just continue to play it cool, be witty, chatty and so on and see what opportunities she leaves you. This ought to be a two-way thing and not just you being desperate. If she talks about how much she'd like to see a new film, say "I was hoping to see that at the weekend, would you to like join me?", for instance. Except, presumably, say it in french. You can try this approach with her too. Give her opportunities to ask you out. But hey, don't listen to me. I'm a sad and lonely old man. |
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It's a fine line between being witty, charming and well-dressed and appearing gay-like! Do not cross the line! |
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Cross that line Chicks will like you more if your gay-like, it means you wont try to get in them. |
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I just got back home. The afternoon was cool. Once again I made her laugh a lot, she tickled me several times. Tonight she's going to the restaurant with friends (only girls meal!) but before she's having is hair colored in black and straightened!! |
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"I'd totally fuck her." First step, what ever it is that makes you say something like that you gotta contain. It's hard at first but you just got to jump in. Be yourself, brush your teeth, and don't be a loser IE whine for attention, complain or talk about yourself. Be a man MAN |
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If I was as handsome as him (but still alive), the girl would totally love me. Question: is it safe to go out with a girl that has completely different taste from you (in music, movies, litterature, way of life, etc.)? For example, she seem to spend A LOT of money on clothes and she went and liked that cartoon movie with stupid penguins. |
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Be positive, ask her about things. Try not to fall into that ILL BUY YOU EVERYTHING HERE ILL DO EVERYTHING FOR YOU HERE YOU GO WALK ALL OVER ME thing cause that will screw up any chance you have with a female. Just be a guy worth dating and don't compromise what you want. You don't want to hang out with her on Saturday, then don't. You want to see Texas chainsaw massacre instead of her movie, then say it. Why would a woman want a guy who has no respect for his own interests? Make her want you man. |
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Thanks for the tip, I'm trying to be so funny that she'll miss a lot of fun without me and will be sad if I'm not here next to her. |
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So you're trying to make her sad? Dude, go for a walk , get some fresh air ! :P The more you are able to separate yourself with your "crush" the better it will work in your favor. It's cool to be into a girl a lot but for someone who would have experience (like this chick) it will freak her the fuck out. Just CHILL. Be normal, and don't give her all the time in the world. I know it doesn't make sense, cause you would love it if she gave you every waking minute of her life ... that shit comes LATERRRR. Right now you gotta be cool and chilled. Basically, nothing more then experience will help you out at this point, BUT to save you some time here are some points ... -Don't buy her a single fucking thing -Spend your money on yourself -Don't dress NICE. Jeans and a t-shirt are good. -Make sure your mouth is clean cause why would she want to kiss some yellow toothed garlic breath backstreet boy? And you know what? If she doesn't like you forget it. Millions of beautiful women out there, believe me. |
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oxygenfad = Dr. Phil |
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ROFL nice one Mike! |
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I know of a few Mikes here on the board, I am not one of them. I am a Thad. |
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Shame I liked you better when you were a Mike. I'm David by the way. |
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Thanks for the advice. I was on the edge of committing those things: -buy her a single fucking thing -Spend your money on her -dress NICE. Jeans and a t-shirt are good. Anyway I cannot do that: -Make sure your mouth is clean cause why would she want to kiss some yellow toothed garlic breath backstreet boy? becuz my teeth have always been a bit yellow... i brush them all time but i doesn't help Thanks for the advice, i think they are usefull. |
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You + Crest White Strips = access to her cooch |
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i just read through the entire thread and now i feel like the super-macho-bomber. good luck combo! |
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Bleh, wot does that mean?? |
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Yes !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sano : Nice to meet you David. |
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I think hes calling you a pussy-boy. |
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Crest White Strips aren't a bad idea. I used them before and I noticed a huge difference in how people were looking at me. I'd say try it. I'm gonna stop now cause I don't wanna preacchhh. You'll do good man, just relax and everything will be cool. |
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yes but it wasn't meant to be harsh... i'm basically a pussy-boy myself... just not half as bad as Combo. But that's okay..... Really, Comb, you're taking all this way too serious... dunno... make it a game! Play with your... manliness! She's probably just as shy as you... |
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I should try the white strips, my teeth are pretty white, not bad, but they could always look a little nicer. Maybe if I do that Ill have "access to Combo's girl's crotch* Why do French people/Europeans have those teeth issues, in general I mean, sure there are Americans that have bad teeth, but it just seems like a lot of French citizens have the yellow teeth. |
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Pussy-boy !!! Yeah he sounds a bit shy around her, and girls rarely, oh I mean NEVER ask a guy out. Just masterbate, and move on. |
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cuz they eat slugs. |
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Hoes before Bros |
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FUCK ME ! FUCK ME !! I ment to say: BROES BEFORE HOES thats how it was in my head, but came out backwards I need to eat something, and take a nap. |
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ok. |
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I have a bigger problem. Im married with child :) |
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is that possible in America, land of freedom? how old is the child? |
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I've been going out with a girl I have pretty much nothing in common with for the last 4 years, its going great except for the fact I want to strangle her in her sleep and shit on her corpse. |
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yes, its very hard to do, but distancing yourself and convincing your self that you don't really need her puts you at a great advantage. Women hate desperation. |
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Old guy with kid, cant miss us :) |
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Says the man who goes to poledances :) |
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you know whats really fun? Dating, and hooking up with girls you are only mildly attracted to. A lot of pressures go out the window. Maybe do that for a while to get some practice. |
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Ive never been to a strip club up to that day. My birthday. It was a birthday gift from my sis' boyfriend. I don't go to those places regularly. It was fun though. |
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