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offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2007-09-24 10:01 [#02123815]
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lol @ smoke !!


 

offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2007-09-24 10:02 [#02123816]
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If you want, I could go to France and have her killed.


 

offline sheffieldbleep from Sheffield (United Kingdom) on 2007-09-24 10:02 [#02123817]
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ok, do you get a lunch hour at work? Is there a pub near by?
Say to her 'fancy going to the pub for dinner, it's on me?'.


I'm sure you both enjoy getting pissed and that's a good
start.
Fuck your music taste, if you're on this forum your taste in
music is going to do you NO favours with women so forget
about it.



 

offline woj on 2007-09-24 10:03 [#02123819]
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ok, but still You are talking at work.
I thing that it would be better to go somewhere, just her
and You


 

offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2007-09-24 10:05 [#02123821]
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Shes a lesbian-


 

offline Combo from Sex on 2007-09-24 10:05 [#02123822]
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No no no, she's veyr kind.

True true sheffield, though she asked me if she could borrow
me CDs, and he gave her a josh Rouse album and she said she
loved it. (usually she like placebo or radiohead)


 

offline Combo from Sex on 2007-09-24 10:06 [#02123823]
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NO i have proofs.


 

offline bogala from NYC (United States) on 2007-09-24 10:08 [#02123825]
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Take a look at an old cartoon by one of your countrymen.
This is how its done, son



 

offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2007-09-24 10:10 [#02123828]
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Share please-
pictures/videos


 

offline Ceri JC from Jefferson City (United States) on 2007-09-24 10:11 [#02123829]
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Well said, to paraphrase Jivverdicker: "You want a woman
with a good taste in music? Ha ha, you might as well ask for
one with a cock!"

NB: This is intended to be humorous. I know some girls who
like "our kind of music". Some of them are even attractive.
Please don't get your knickers in a twist over this post. Ta
love.


 

offline sheffieldbleep from Sheffield (United Kingdom) on 2007-09-24 10:12 [#02123830]
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Like woj said you need to get her out so just you and her
can spend some time together. This needs to be your main
objective.



 

offline PORICK from fucking IRELAND on 2007-09-24 10:13 [#02123832]
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IDM isn't really very good music though, is it?

There's plenty of other good stuff out there that plenty of
hot wimminz are into.


 

offline Combo from Sex on 2007-09-24 10:15 [#02123834]
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Yes, I understand that. Perhaps I could ask her to go to the
movies?


 

offline woj on 2007-09-24 10:16 [#02123835]
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great idea


 

offline J198 from Maastricht (Netherlands, The) on 2007-09-24 10:17 [#02123836]
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"I dunno about your country, but when u do that in France,
it
totally means that u wanna fuck her. "

well, wouldn't you agree that cooking dinner is easier than
saying 'lets fuck!' ?



 

offline Combo from Sex on 2007-09-24 10:18 [#02123837]
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Haha yeah.


 

offline swears from junk sleep on 2007-09-24 10:25 [#02123839]
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I think you should ask a girl for advice. IRL


 

offline Combo from Sex on 2007-09-24 10:26 [#02123842]
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Hell that's a good idea. Any girl on the board?? I don't
have girls on MSN.


 

offline Combo from Sex on 2007-09-24 10:28 [#02123843]
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I realized that post was very sad. Anyway, if a girl wanna
talk in private, I'll leave my email address.


 

offline swears from junk sleep on 2007-09-24 10:28 [#02123844]
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No, ask a girl in real life. Somebody that knows you, can
give you advice on your apperance and stuff.


 

offline Combo from Sex on 2007-09-24 10:31 [#02123846]
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I don't know girls in real life to whom i could say that
kind of story.


 

offline Ceri JC from Jefferson City (United States) on 2007-09-24 10:31 [#02123847]
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Yeah, you might even wind up in an American Pie 2 situation
where you can practice kissing them etc. and you actually
fall in love with your girl "friend"!


 

offline swears from junk sleep on 2007-09-24 10:36 [#02123848]
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That's a bit sad. You should have some girl mates.


 

offline Barcode from United Kingdom on 2007-09-24 10:39 [#02123850]
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For god sake, it's so easy. Just ignore her. You're probably
giving her way too much attention, and because she likes the
attention rather than you she will only keep playing up to
that.

From now on get a backbone and ignore her - that doesn't
mean be rude, just back off, make her think you don't give a
shit. Say you are busy, make small talk with other women, if
she don't give a shit she won't respond - if she REALLY
likes you she will be all over you.

Either way, it's a bad idea getting off with someone at
work, before long the whole office knows about it and will
make your life hell.


 

offline PORICK from fucking IRELAND on 2007-09-24 10:44 [#02123851]
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there's a club in dublin, called barcode, IT'S FUCKING
SHITE.


 

offline Combo from Sex on 2007-09-24 11:04 [#02123863]
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Bah, it's a big administration (1000 people in the buidling)
and there are alreeady several couples.

I could do that Barcode, but I was also given advice which
told me to invite her to a drink, and to very nice to her.


 

offline swears from junk sleep on 2007-09-24 11:11 [#02123865]
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I repeat: Ask a girl. There must be somebody, ask your mum!
A sausage-party messageboard is no good for advice.


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2007-09-24 11:33 [#02123879]
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less hanalwall


Attached picture

 

offline bingob on 2007-09-24 11:40 [#02123882]
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Combo: your life sounds like that Ghostworld cartoon. I want
to read a Comboworld cartoon


 

offline bingob on 2007-09-24 11:51 [#02123897]
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Comboworld, next month:

Combo is in bed with the hot girl. What will happen?
a) He is not able to get it up
b) He cums too soon
c) He misunderstands and poke girl in butt

Anyway, he will quit his work. He is ashamed


 

offline Combo from Sex on 2007-09-24 12:00 [#02123905]
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:(


 

offline bingob on 2007-09-24 12:03 [#02123907]
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I am sorry Combo. I only joke. I'm new to Xltronic, and I'm
just trying to be funny. Tell this girl about your feelings.
It is the right thing to do. Cheer up


 

offline Combo from Sex on 2007-09-24 12:10 [#02123914]
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I might end up doing that. It will be the first time in my
life I say that kind of stuff to a girl and my first failure
at love, but it'll defo be an experience.


 

offline freqy on 2007-09-24 12:11 [#02123915]
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DO NOT SHOW HER THIS THREAD , GET THAT OUT OF YOUR MIND NOW
BEFORE YOU EVEN ACCIDENTALLY MENTION IT.

sorry about the caps lock then...im not shouting at all.

Your lucky to be sitting next to a nice girl....im sitting
next to my computers and they just make whiirry sounds and
bleep....

continue to make her laugh....find an event she might like
to go to...or say your gonna do 'this' or 'that 'next
weekend...dont push yourself...hek even seem a little
unavailable..

best of luck..


 

offline swears from junk sleep on 2007-09-24 12:13 [#02123917]
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I'm getting some dupe account vibes...
Your broken English doesn't sound too convincing.


 

offline swears from junk sleep on 2007-09-24 12:15 [#02123921]
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A fit girl asked me out to a crappy goth/industrial club
once (she wasn't really a goth herself tho) and I was was
like "Naaaahhh...don't fancy that." Then about half an hour
later I was thinking "Who gives a shit about the club, she's
nice!"
Doh!


 

offline bingob on 2007-09-24 12:15 [#02123922]
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I'm from Spain!


 

offline Combo from Sex on 2007-09-24 12:20 [#02123925]
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Yeah I tried to be sincere and I bashed everything she said
she liked. But that was no good. Thanks god she did take it
alright. Now I'll have to show her I'm interested in
something she also likes.


 

offline oyvinto on 2007-09-24 12:27 [#02123928]
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you know what music she likes.. check for relevant concerts
in your area and ask if she wants to come with you to that
concert. make sure you both get enough to drink and i bet
the rest will sort itself out.


 

offline goDel from ɐpʎǝx (Seychelles) on 2007-09-24 12:44 [#02123934]
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it sounds like she's way more interested in you than you
realise. perhaps you should take this into you mindset and
ask her out. the worst thing that could happen is that
you're still friends anyway.


 

offline bingob on 2007-09-24 13:09 [#02123939]
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Combo: Go to the toilet, and when you return, you "forgot"
to put your penis back in. If she laughs, ask her for a
date. If she cries, say youre sorry.



 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2007-09-24 13:18 [#02123940]
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The best way to let her know you love her is to play around
with her. Call her a bitch and a whore and tell her she
deserves to die. Occasionally slap her across the face with
the back of your hand and tell her to shut the fuck up, even
if shes not talking. Sometimes its good if you wait until
theres a fair few workmates around and then just shove her
really hard off of her chair or slam her face in to the
desk, all the while pointing and laughing. She'll be yours
within a few weeks!



 

offline Combo from Sex on 2007-09-24 13:21 [#02123943]
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Ahahah at least u made me proper LOL. =]


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2007-09-24 13:32 [#02123947]
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At least you helped me feel vindicated in my pure hatred of
women!


 

offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2007-09-24 13:38 [#02123949]
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Monday starter thread, 500+


 

offline Combo from Sex on 2007-09-24 16:03 [#02124025]
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It turns out that a (real life) friend has bigger LOVE
problems than me right at the moment. =/


 

offline Combo from Sex on 2007-09-24 16:04 [#02124026]
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I wish my Elmo could do the sad face just for 5 minutes.


 

offline Combo from Sex on 2007-09-24 16:05 [#02124027]
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Oh wait he cheers me up tho.


 

offline nend from ldn (United Kingdom) on 2007-09-24 16:31 [#02124030]
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I reckon there are 2 issues going on at once. One is about
confidence and one is about this particular girl. I think
it's really good advice to be friends with her but also
actively try and date other people. If the worst you end up
with is a friendship with her, it will help build yoru
confidence with dating other girls. A good friend of mine
was really shy, lovely guy and it really made him feel low
that he hadn't been with a girl at 27 yo. He decided to
sleep with a call girl- having safe sex and it gave him the
confidence to go on some internet dates. He met a girl and
they went out for a year after that (and I didn't think
there was any reason for him to tell her about how he lost
his virginity).

You sound like a supernice person and it sounds from the
thread like she likes you but I really recommend having
some internet dates as it really worked for my friend and
there are lots of women who will really like you out there.


 

offline Sano on 2007-09-24 16:45 [#02124032]
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Try to tickle her and she her reaction afterwards you'll
know if she likes you or not, it's important that you make a
physical contact and tickles is innocent enough but also an
important step to gain her confidence.


 


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