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I never kissed a girl, I never had a girlfriend, now I have a huge problem with a hot girl that work in the same office then me (sitting 2 meters from me for 7hours a day). She is single, cute and nice. I make her laugh, we talk a lot, I dig her. I'd totally fuck her. But she doesn't seem interested in more than "just friends" relationship. The worse bit is when she says she feels old (she's gonna turn 26 in two weeks) and say it's a pity she is still single... As I think I have no chances, normally I would try to avoid her becuz it's pointless. But no, I have to be with her 7 hours a day 5 days of a week, without being able to TOUCH her. It's a nightmare. Advice needed. |
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I already told you. Go grab her boobs and her crotch. |
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dating someone you work with 7 hours a day may not be such a great idea!? |
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Hanalwall = cornwall |
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yes it is, you get to see her at work, sneak off and fuck her, let her blow you, then you go home, she makes you dinner and you fuck her agian, then when your tired of her you drop her like a penny. |
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gew= |
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Find out where she lives and rape her. Don't forget to wear a condom and a sky mask on your other head, make sure you don't mix the two together. |
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No, it's not a good idea, I know, but I kinda fell in love and to forget her, the only solution would be NOT TO SEE HER ANYMORE. You know the story of ?? |
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Save Picture As(s)... Set as Background |
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Huge Hanalwall Desktop |
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Please solve my problem, dr hanal graffenkerg. |
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show her your naked Combo ass at work, girls love that |
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I see no solution to my problem, guys. I might suicide for good this time. I cam on xlt again to get serious advice, really. |
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the sort of guys who moan about not getting a girl on a messageboard are not the sort of guys who get girls they like. sorry. if you were thetype that could get her you wouldn't even be asking for advice. it's just like that, you'll have to change. :( |
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drop your cock on her lap. |
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Maybe your a gay- |
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I CANT GET A GIRL. I CANT. I WANNA DIE. |
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I feel you, bro. I think maybe you should just sleep with a girl on a one night stand for a bit of confidence. I mean that, seriously. I know it's difficult to be outgoing, tho. |
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Drop your cock on her lap- |
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I picture in my head Pam from The Office (US). Anyway, I think you should tell her how you feel. Just to try something different and unprecedented. |
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Show her your junk- |
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got to thailand and buy a woman. take her home. fuck and merry. |
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and then put it in her trunk |
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"buy". of course she loves you. |
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I don't really want to fuckher, to be honest, I'd be happy if I could only kiss her and hold her hand U know (I'm not that retarded hehe). As for doing a "one night stand", I dunno how I could do that, I never had an opportunity, plus I don't wanna fuck just for the sake of it. But I'd probably get some confidence out of that experience. |
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if you get the chance to fuck just for the sake of it, then you should go for it, you'll feel a lot better, i know i always do! |
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In the vein of agony aunts everywhere... "Why not show her how much she means to you by showing her this thread?" |
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lol, worst idea ever! |
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HELL YEAH!!!! |
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She doesn't know you're a virgin, does she? |
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I thought all frenchmen were smooth lovers |
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No, she doesn't. She is defo not a virgin. |
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She had sex in the office while you were watching? |
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invite her over for dinner and cook something nice for her (and buy a nice wine), and just see how that goes, before taking any other action. |
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Hey combo, |
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I dunno about your country, but when u do that in France, it totally means that u wanna fuck her. |
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Have you asked her out for a drink? Does she like going out? Find out about her and make a move in that direction. Be creative. What's her favorite things. Use your head man. |
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She's beautiful. Avatars appear again woot woot. |
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don't be yourself. |
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Combo !!! You dont want to fuck her, just kiss her? Maybe you are a gay- Like id rather fuck fuck fuck and not mess around with that kissey-poo-i love you honey-shit. |
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Actually we don't really like the same kind of stuff. She likes crappy music, crappy movies and crappy books. I do by best. It's REALLY hard to try to seduce a woman 7 hours a day without getting back to normal and telling your true advice without lying a bit to please her. |
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Definately show her this thread. Chics dig xlt., look at tragedy. |
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Just go basic and simple, ask her if she wanna go after work for a coffee or just for a walk if You got there any nice place to walk. And if she agree to go with You second time i think it would be good time to say that You really like her. ... But I can't tell how will she answer :D GL Loverboy! |
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I'd like to fuck her but I ca n wait a bit. |
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hahaha combo seducing a woman 7 hours a day fly-on-the-wall documentary, anybody? |
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Sounds like you will be waiting a long while with this one. Long while = forever. |
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look on the bright side, atleast there isn't smoke blowing out of your cock or is there? |
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Thanks for the advice. But we already talked a lot and know each other well (7 hours of talk a day * 5 days a week * 3 weeks = 105 hours of talk) and we start to know each other well. The first two weeks, I've been brilliant, very funny and I was showing off a bit, it was cool, but last week I kinda revealed myself (= boring, narrow-minded, etc.) becuz it's too hard to be kind all day. She doesn't seem to have changed her attitude towards me though. She made a cake for my birthday last week. :) |
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